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Rangers @ Yankees • 1:07 PM first pitch on TBS

Phillies @ Giants • 4:57 first pitch on FOX

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the MFY better not pack up and go home yet..........

Sons of beaches……..

CC you better bring it today.

CC you better eat these cokeheads
CC McAnulty, better bring it today.
That's a reference to his height, right?
The Rangers have some 4 leaf clovers up their butts apparently.

They are on a crazy streak………they’re getting on base at will this series.

I have to interject here

Go stRangers (’cause I hate the Skankees more)

I'm with you on tha one

Seeing the Yankees get their butts handed to them on a platter is sheer joy.

That a boy Vlad.

way to fail.

Damn Vlad, you cannot watch that pitch
Yay for early games!

Losers will still be at the stadium and not in my way at Grand Central, blocking my evening commute.

Gives me a reason not to work as well.
oh yeah, that too.

how ya been?

My God, it's Emperor Palpaltine!
^^^this is too smart for me to figure out^^^^
I didn't say anything
thanks for sharing
The photo at the top of this thread
thank you for the enlightenment
I hope CC

had his Subway sandwich today.

I was just thinking about it, and wow the Braves came out bad on both ends of the Teix trades
Obviously didnt hurt them too much though.
Just noticed the fanhouse link to the right...

Will be interesting…

yeah well.........

crud. lol.

Saying the right things... So who knows...

Lee grew up and lives in Benton, Ark., about a 4 1/2-hour drive from Dallas.

Before the playoffs began, Lee said, “I could see myself being here in the future. But only time will tell on that. I’m not going to corner myself into anything with that. But yeah, I definitely enjoy it here, and it looks like it’s going to be a good team for years to come. And that’s what I want to be a part of. I want to be a part of a winner, and that’s what this team looks like it’s going to be for a little while.”

Ha

Although he ended it by saying “little while” :P

And the Yankees buy their way into being contenders every year. Still see him going there unless the Rangers win it all.

Personally if the Rangers do win it all then that gives Lee the chance to go to the highest bidder......

He’ll have his ring, so why not go get the Cash now? That’d be my line of thinking.

Lee will be a Yankee

they will make him an offer he cant refuse…meaning they will add on $10 to $20 million to his previous highest offer.

they don’t want to face him anymore, meaning they’ll pay whatever it takes.

also, Lee doesn’t pitch well in Texas, why would he want to take less money to play more games in a park he sucks in? doesn’t make sense.

"That doesn't mean, 'It's a great place to live, so let's have a big discount.'

Really? It’s a great place to live? Texas????

Alright Yanks

Time to cash in with some RISP.

i figured out who i hate more

these announcer’s…boo

Are you talking about Muck Bartinez?
yeah. EJ is starting to get to me more and more too.
young is a terrible 3rd baseman

even his play last night was blind squirrel style

Yep, trying to play a ball to his side in Game 1 burned him, and then he did it again.
No more George Bush or Bud Selig heading photos anymore please.
What's happening, I have been told that CJ Wilson was as good as Cliff Lee?
way to go Capt. America
I feel bad for all the fans that left in the 1st inning.

They missed a 3 run blitz.

Alright CC.........

do your thing.

Mets fans just laughed and laughed and laughed when Francouer made that throw
they still laughing right now
The ball tracker seems a little off - pitches appearing higher than they really are.
Jeeeeeetttterrr
imagine the Angels get Jeter lol
he's the answer to

LF and leadoff. yikes

lol im just saying cause hes a FA and we've been making a habit of picking up Yanks lately
That was pretty Swishalicious
CJ is getting hammered now
awwwwww noooooo
C J may have to secure a position as a Vegas Elvis impersonator after this game.
Hey Ron,

Take a break from the narco and get to the mound for a pitching change.

I still and will continue to

hate Kinsler

He's a big stinking pile of douche........
Would you rather be roommates with Kinsler or DOV?
hmmmmmmm.....i wanna hear your answer
Kinsler by far.

At least he might bring home drunk chicks and their friends once in a while.

Come on.......

Look at Kinsler……….you know he’s a chubby chaser……..you really want the slop leftovers he brings back?

Chubby girl > DOV
I dont know you could always use DOV as one of those guys you talk crap about to get into a girls pants.

Pretend he’s like a special olympian…………use the sympathy card.

Good point.
I see Kinsler as a total cock blocker too.......

wants to keep all the fatties for himself.

are we sure

DOV isn’t a chubby girl? I mean, has anyone ever met him????

I think Inkara and him went to happy hour once.
that tells me only 1 thing

Inkara may like the fatties

Elvis vs Elvis!!!!
Wilson doesnt like pitching to Berkman apparently.
hey cj

there’s a mat behind you for digging dirt out of your shoes

stick a fork in this game...

I just didn’t want texas to win this in front of their fans… cause I still think they will win this series

Rangers need to put "the claw" away.
So now we know....

Having Teixera in the lineup was the problem.

Yeah, but they pay him way too much to have to admit it or even mention it.
Are you going to change your name if Nap gets traded?
are you going to change your name

if Hud goes to rehab?

Hell no, 44FAN is iconic on Halos Heaven.
self-proclaimed

nice

is there any other way?
Hopefully my name

Can someday be as iconic as yours

I have a feeling mine won't ever quite be there

:(

Not enough booze in your name
32 ounces

just ain’t enough

perhaps I should’ve used 40oz2freedom as my name

I'll be banned before I become iconic

:(

i should change my name to 48FAN to become iconic
2pintsofbooze should have asked you if you'd give your name up

if Rex gave you your stash back.

I also should have

gone straight to college after high school. thanks for rubbing it in!!

:p

And now Berkman is down
damn fat elvis ate it
Damn I arrived too late

To take part in the Kinsler or DOV argument

I'm sure RTMS would be more than happy to keep it going
AHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHA kinsler.

AHAHAHAHAH

what happened?

at work, cant watch

just an awful K.....

AWFUL.

that makes me smile
His eye black is blinding him
My favorite part was him just standing there, like he couldn't believe he just struck out on that pitch
LSB has a new thread for every Inning so far........

wow

I wonder how many f-bombs

there have been so far

I’d put the over/under at 210

Same o/u applies to how many annoying gif's they've posted.
I havent seen too many GIFs

just one that I remember of Benji’s HR last night

There are so many threads because

they are primarily 12 year olds who are ecstatic about finding an outlet where they can drop F bombs as much as they want. The F word has no punch at all over there.

Somone go troll LSB, I'd do it but I'm banned
Im following along, not posting though
comment suggestion:

Don’t you think C J Wilson should redact the statement from Game #1 that he is a shorter heavier version of Cliff Lee?

DONE!!!!!!!
haha
2 responses so far

“why should he?” – ummm, because he is blowing

“yes” – a smart Ranger fan

and you got someone to agree
two people now. LOL Rangers fans aren't as stupid as we thought.
how did you get banned?
For my boyish good looks.
ummmm

I don’t think so…

I wonder if posada's ass is still shaking after that
IM TROLLING HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
lolwut?
i made my first LSB appearance by chanting CJ!CJ!CJ!
YOu picked bad timiing though......

thats when he struck out Gardner, so no one even noticed. LOL.

NY had a guy on 3rd with one out and didn't score.

I just had a flashback of Angels baseball!

Matt Treanor? Really?
He has 12 HR's in 973 career AB's
how can i troll like this
I tried trolling over there....

not worth the namecalling.

what they call you?
They called him a Mariners fan.
is the score still

5-0?

5-1
some scrub hit a HR
Who's wife is more famous than him
Nick Swisher is a monkey.
it just feels like joe girardi bet the rangers or something
The fans in New York are calling for his head with the losses they have suffered so far.
nice........

way to go Ham

i got banned
From LSB?
YES.....hahaha effin pansies

ima make another on ejust to screw with em lol

That was quick.
all i said was LOL!
Karma's a bitch

Cruz with a bad hammy

This is a bad series for hamstrings
Come on Big Puma, grand slam
Ooooooooooh Big Puma !
It should be about C C's dinner time now in New York get the bullpen ready.
I heard he's cranky as hell when he doesn't eat on time.
Dont effin walk Kinsler.
Alright Francis........time to GIDP.
Grand salami time.
k Misty May........your turn to GIDP
Come on CC
This is pathetic. Make fun of me all you want. At least I never rooted for CC and the Skanks.
Whats with all the lame people here rooting for the skanks?

    Just jealous cause the Rangers have a chance to do what we couldn’t?

Why should I root for the Rangers

exactly?

I dont give a shit if you root for the Rangers, but why root for the Yankees>?

  that is just gay.

And rooting for a divison rival is anti-gay?

Well color me a rainbow then.

I don't think anyone is really rooting for the Yankees, it's more like rooting for the Rangers to lose.
then why are they getting so bitchy about it?

  closet fans. hence the gay comment, get it???

pretty sure

you came on here and got bitchy about everything.

what a gine you are

perhaps

its because they’ve been rooting against the Rangers all season, seeing as how they’re a division rival and all.

oh yeah, and that.
And the ol..........

the enemy of my enemy adage……….

Thanks for making us aware that we didn't make the playoffs.

You know why we hate the Rangers and their fan base, namely LSB.

You’re the one sounding like a lame ass right now wally boy.

I guess you just don't realize how lame you sound.
Actually, you do, Wally
+1000000
Just go join the Yankee Blog already, if your such a big fan.

    Figures, you’d probaly root for the Sux too eh?

Just stop.
Wow, Is this Yankee's Heaven?

  Did someone change the site?

dude

how many bowls of douche did you have this morning?

whatever the number, you certainly got your fill

Because I don't like the Yankees?

  That is fucking retarded.

I'm telling your mom to cancel your AOL account
I;m guessing you're not wearing purple today
But yet bashing people for rooting against the Rangers

is not retarded?

Gotcha.

Why does it matter to you who we root for/against……….

so is

yelling at people for not thinking like you. you know who else did that? Hitler. he’s the guy you were just learning about in your Sophomore History class.

I'm rooting Rangers,

but doing it in a less strident way.

I don't like the Rangers either.

  I love Vlad, Bengie and the DO’ brothers. I love watching the Yankee fans cry, And I can’t stand the announcers. At least Nolan Ryan was once a great Angel.

He was also a great Met, Astro and Ranger.......

he was a hooker.

so do you think

Indians fans are rooting for TX because Cliff Lee was once on their team? or Reds fans because Hamilton used ot be on their team?

things change, time to move on bro

I haven't rooted for either team once

but its cool. since you just got on here and immediately went after everyone for doing whatever they want, I understand you haven’t had time to read all of my comments.

who sounds lamer

people rooting for their preference, or someone coming on here berating people for rooting against his preference?

It's the Yankees, you know, the team that knocked us out of the ALCS last season.

   Or did you forget already?

Yeah against the Rangers......

who are the reason we arent in the ALCS right now.

It's the Rangers, you know, our divisional rivals this season.

Or did YOU forget already?

They got lucky this one year. We'll see them in the rearview again next year.
well in the mean time

people will root for whomever the eff they want. get over it.

you sound like a whiny bitch

You sound like a whiny Yankee's fan.
again

I haven’t rooted for the Yanks once.

I will however root against anyone (you) who berates people for rooting for their preference. get over it dude, not everyone thinks like you.

in fact, besides both of us likeing the Angels, I’m pretty sure I’d hate everything else about you in real life.

its also the Rangers

the team that beat us for the division and took our spot in the playoffs.

or did you forget about that already?

They didn't beat us, we sucked.
ummm

so we accumulated all those losses by sucking against nobody while they got all those wins by us sucking? sure buddy

Be careful Wally, your age is starting to show.

I’m assuming high school just got out.

I have to agree with that.
That being 2pintsof booze's comment
As I said earlier, the tracker is registering the ball too high.
way to kill the mood

Wallys World

Damn nice AB from Jeter
Aside for wanting them to beat Texas, I really do hate the Yankees,

except for Jeter. Can’t hate that guy.

I hate the Yanks too.

I would hate to see the Rangers gain a bunch of bandwagon nimwits with a WS championship.

The Yanks will always have bangwagon nitwits………….

why can't you hate Jeter?

just asking.

for me

everything I’ve ever read about the guy shows that he really is a class act. besides being a Yankee, I haven’t seen or read any reason not to like him.

plus, he has banged so many hot women without ever marrying any of them, you gotta give respect for that. he’s getting married now, but he’s had a run of about 15 years of basically living the life most men want to live.

and the chick he is marrying is gonna be the hottest chick alive for the next 15 years or so.......

not too bad.

I still can't believe

Adriana Lima married Marko Jaric

a little piece of me died that day

Ha. The first part of what 2pintsofbooze wrote

He has always seemed like a player to admire and a good role model. He hustles and he’s only been on one team.

The hot women part – not impressed by that, lol

jealous much?

jk :)

Oh shut up
hey now

I put “jk” meaning that I am expunged from whatever I wrote prior to that

I put a smiley but it didn't show up
mmmmmhhhhmmmmmm

sure you did

Hey

you callin me a liar?

no, never

I just like writing mmmmmhhmmmmmm

hmmmppft
did you just fart???
oh shut up

no smiley this time

you gotta admit

that was kinda funny

:)

How did our relationship fall apart so fast?
I didn't know it did

Are you telling me it’s over? sniff

wow - that ^^ conversation was a bit crazy.
things escalated quickly

I think Brick killed a man

andrus is unconscious.

hard to beat a team with a ridiculous #1

Sweet baserunning
elvis' hair is a crime.
Yankees fans were doing the antlers after Andrus got picked off
nice

having opposing fans and teams do the claw and antlers when the Rangers do bad is going to make the fun of those things go away real quick for the Rangers fans.

where did Wallys World go?

he was adding some really good insight to this dicsussion :(

im sad i missed that debate.
oops

I put dicsussion instead of discussion. Freudian slip when talking about WW I guess

Lmao
All you are good at is name-calling.

     No, you got it right, you were definitely dicsuccing on the Yanks.

and all you are good at

is hating on people who have a different opinion than yours.

hey Wally, is it ok if I root for the Lakers this season, or are you going to bitch and moan because you don’t like them?

give it a rest dude, you have already shown everyone on here your douchebaggery. in fact, I didn’t see one person agree with anything you had to say. that alone should tell you something…such as, you’re a tool.

Go Clippers

 (:

did you just fart?

:p

p.s.

there’s that smiley face!!!

See, I told you it was there
delayed a bit

but I’m just glad you flashed those pearly whites

Michael Kirkman

I don’t remember him from the regular season

I was thinking the same thing.
BUT I wasn't really paying attention to the Rangers either.
I googled him.

He was brought up from Triple A on Aug. 20

I wonder if the Yankees can win 4 in a row?
They dont need to win 4 in a row.

Sorry if the normal GT rules still apply to these playoff ones.
Yeah, that's always been my policy,

it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission. (:

hopefully the family dog

doesnt get too close next time he’s sweeping the floor

Pack you bags.........heading back to steers and queers ville.
Tim McCarver pitched on two days rest...

pretty soon he will be pitching on one days rest and might be starting for a major league club next year.

I guess now one is here for the NL game.
Whoooooo what happened.????
anyone here watching?

What happened to Bumgarner?

Just got here - no idea.
Way to go Panda!
Hey Joe,

Wait until the guy makes the out before declaring it.

I know orange is the Giants color,

but sill, an orange cumberbund?

I think for a guy, with a last name like Posey,

ya need a tough sounding first name like Buster. Anyone know what his real first name is?

Gerald's not bad.

Thought maybe it might be something like Horace, or Wilfred.

Kinda bad though, if you need a tough-guy name
What if he had Huff's first name - Aubrey?
Ya, Huff needs a nickname, too, like Spike
C'mon Panda - do it again.
J.Roll is awful
In some camera shots, Madson looks like Jarrod Washburn
giants have gotten some of the weakest wins i've ever seen in a playoff run

maybe they can ride bloopers and errors to a title?

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