Halos Heaven

Man you're harsh

But I like it

Go American League Western Division

Hmmm. I can almost root for that.

opiejeanne - October 15, 2010 reply

Swisher should have acted HBP on that at bat. He might have gotten away with it.

Today

I couldn’t pick a team to cheer for. After watching CC take the mound in front of all those money grubbing asshats, my decision became incredibly clear. No more band wagon NY fans, no more $$$ and no more bullshit rings.

Teixeira Who? - October 15, 2010 reply

+1

dr-awkward - October 15, 2010 reply

How much weight does CC gain

between starts

it all depends

if it’s in analog, digital, or High Definition

Leadoff Walks are never good,

so are three run jacks

Neither are first inning three run jimmy jacks

the meme "jimmy jacks"

is reserved for the California Los Angeles Angels of Anahiem in Orange County America

oops

I almost forgot

dig it.

dr-awkward - October 15, 2010 reply

Game Over

where were the money bets made?

Series Over

You're balsy

Knaw man Rangers Swag is at an all time high

Yankees dont want it like the Rangers do.

Do the Yanks fear tha Claw?

just the horns

Maybe Yankees staff aint fooling the Rangers

Especially after facing King Felix,Weaver,Haren,Braden,Cahill,Anderson etc. etc.

Vladdy Killed That Ball

This is all tony reagins fault.

If Reagins had signed Sabathia, he wouldn't be pitching in the playoffs right now and therefore wouldn't be melting down

CC is absolutely awful tonight

Why the hell couldn’t we have done this to him last year… ugh!

Because the Rangers have CC on the Road and I refuse to believe that CC is legit on the Road in a game one.

Case in point when he got rocked a few years ago in Philly with the Brewers.

Get it together C.C.

And the endless long MFY mound visits start.

and infects the pace of the game

Wheres the pitch viewer thingy?

stupid cc

Why couldn’t u suck last year in our ALCS

wheres_bourjos_at - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

I posed the very same question

maybe if 0ferFiggins didnt suck so hard we may have won .

I think C.C. skipped one of his lunches before this game

Must have been a

Subway sandwich

maze88 - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

Hurry your fat ass up CC

He's not physically capable

Of moving any faster

Maybe if the Yankees start cooking in the Clubhouse

And the help from Blue for the Skanks begins

who do you even cheer for here...

the team you hate
or the team you despise and will do so until and past your final breath

C.C Sabathia? More like C.C. Suckbathia!

Chubby Cheeseburger

Wow, he just walked Treanor.

Hit a home run please

SHIT

WHAT!!!!

HOW did CC move that fast

Smelled Food in the Clubhouse

Horrible Call

Why are plays at home plate not open for instant replay?

Cruz was safe, but that was quite a ricochet

The first ten rows of Arlington Park

became the splash zone on that play at home by C.C.

LOL

Rec'd

Yikes! Cruz almost got crushed by CC

C.C.dia

i say f*** texas

Fu**ing shit talkers beside we always pwned the yanks… We gave them the alcs l.y….

wheres_bourjos_at - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

We didnt give them nothing they beat us get over it man .

Chone's Chonies - October 15, 2010 reply

Conspiracy Theory - Evidence A

i’m helping the Rangers build their case should the Yanks win the series

I guess he was out

I guess

Chone's Chonies - October 15, 2010 reply

Damn ump. Got one right

SIT DOWN AROID

Damn A.Rod left the Rangers with 67 mill still owed to him by the Rangers.

WOW!!!

Woah

If Jeter would have been trying to make that pop up catch

He would have kept running for some reason then dive into the stands.

And then he would have started hitting on random chicks

that was fast

CC aint done eating yet

Nom Nom Nom stuff face gotta hurry and pitch now nom nom

He just ate a live Chicken

A Turkey Leg with Bacon Wrapped Around it .

Oh great, Angel Hernandez

I was thinking the same thing

Future Angel at the plate

C.C. probably ate the computer

the commentating is already HORRIBLE

sheeze

I got some Orioles dude he's legit.

cc can go finish eating now

He has a half eaten lamb in the locker room that he is salivating for

with hot melted butter all over the lamb

He better hurry, I heard Bartolo Colon is at the game

rofl

Nice hit for Curtis "I'm available" Granderson

He's single?

Don't tell us you're looking again...

;)

These announcers do realize there are 2 games playing right now, right?

teams*

nope

Do the Rangers have a team color?

Or do the fans just wear whatever to the games?

they can't decide

Stupid people. Pick a color and tell your fans to wear it.

Red White and Blue

I also saw many fans wearing grey and black

People wear whatever to baseball games.

Unless it’s like Atlanta,St.Louis, or Chicago

All Red or White at the Big A...

Not always

One of these announcers is going to propose to Jeter by the end of this series

AfterSchoolSpecial - October 15, 2010 reply

Veterans!

Jeter is only interesting in having Announcers with benefits

He doesn’t want a full relationship.

Isn't that special...

Skankees do Taco Smell commercials too…

DANG - this should be us at this game....

man is sucks not being in the post-season

Vlad, Benjie, and the Double D’s say hi… :(

k3yerout Vlad

(I was getting out of practice)

I'm sure you'll have plenty of opportynity

opportunity

Posada sucks

HAHAHA Balk

Hey look...Hamilton stayed at 3b on the ball hit to the IF...

Amazing, I didn’t know they could do that…the Halos sure don’t!

lol

All right already - announcers we know you LOVE them

Wow...

Despite my hatred of the stRangers, I thought maybe I’d be able to somehow find a way to root for the skankees…It must be in my DNA cuz I find I am rooting against the skankees, which must mean I am rooting for the stRangers…ahhhhhhhh!

Shit, how is this happening?

it's all Tony's fault we're are having to root the way we are

I agree...

Wrong guy got fired IMO!

Wasn't Tony in player development before the promotion?

yep

So he had a hand in Wood, Kendrick, Aybar etc. etc.

yep

That's what I thought.

Sweet.

SIT DOWN U-Haul

Good evening everyone.

Cancer or stroke huh? I think I’ll get in the salmonella line.

…at least a stroke happens fast

Sometimes.

Sometimes it leaves you partially paralyzed for life.

K3YEROUT ARoid

The MFY isn't giving the TBS announcers much to work with n this game.

I like it that way.

No 7-minutes montages about how great each individual player is.

ain’t life grand?!

They'll find something

they just did

Told ya

Robinson Cano has a perfect swing

Until Jeter makes a routine catch on a pop up

try

turns a routine catch into a 360 pirouetting, backwards somersaulting, flying throw to second

Is it just me, or does it look like CJ Wilson is wearing eye liner?

AND HERE WE GO AGAIN

Wilson throws 220+ IP this season (incl playoffs) after never throwing > 73.2 in his career?

Hmmm…be interesting to see what happens next season eh?

I smell regression

Just shut up guys. Please.

we can only hope.

only thing worse would be Joe Buck

Ugh

He creeps me out.

Did you see the gal wearing the Texas Teix jersey with the #25 crossed out with tape?

Wide masking tape

Yep

Kinda dumb

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/10/gammons-on-red-sox-crawford-moreno-liverpool.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook

Peter Gammons claims that Arte Moreno is close to a new TV deal worth near 4 Billion

if it's local tv I know a lot of fans who will like that.

will 4 billion get us a left fielder?

Is Granderson a left fielder?

that would be great,

Very NICE if true!

Cliff Lee!

But what local station, and would I still get them on FSW in the Islands???

WOW

Jaba the hutt

CC has been all over the place tonight

He certainly covers the mound with his presence.

where'd everyone go?

Who knows

People tend to tune in and out when it isn’t an Angel game

updating the Waipio Little League site

I was feeling fine with the Rangers beating down the skanks...

Then I looked up and saw some fucking antlers. Screw the Rangers. I’m rooting for a meteor.

AlanFalcon - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

Yea

Not only that but dudes with cowboy hats n stuff…

maze88 - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

This CC cocksuckery is nauseating.

We get it, you’re shocked that a fatass with a plus 3 ERA has given up 5 runs. This doesn’t fall into the Cy Young anointing.

Joe Morgan must be on suicide watch.

Joe Morgan is too busy polishing his MVP tropheys to watch baseball

I forgot to address him as Hall of Famer Joe Morgan

He's busy checking out dudes in the locker. I'm just saying...

Earlier in the game he said something around the line of “I saw Vladdy in the locker room earlier today and he looks great…”

maze88 - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

I'm a little confused about the guy in the batman costume

This game got dull in a hurry, hey look another ex-Angel warming up in the bullpen for MFY.

A_ROID!!!!!!!

HA HA HA

Wally's World - October 15, 2010 reply

DOINK!!!

E-ROD

Ha, ha A-roid is rusty as an old needle in the FBI's evidence room.

Dustin Moseley still looks young.

He still is kind of young, I think

Like 27 maybe?

crap

what an exciting call on Cano's HR for the first run for the Skanks

still four runs back, but sounded like it was a walk-off

TBS sucks

Nah. TBS is full of idiots

The Yankees Suck

Agreed

See C.J. you are no Cliff Lee.

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

IT burns!!!!

Wally's World - October 15, 2010 reply

isn't God Bless America

a Yankee song?

he would have beat it if he ran it out

TBS is getting a chubby on that Gardner play

How long are they gonna leave CJ in there

after a line or two

This game is going to go in the tank if DOD doesn't save it.

Short day for O'Day, ah, ha, ha

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

What an omnipotent tank job this is becoming.

So.... the two ex-Angel pitchers....

RedHatHalo - October 15, 2010 reply

The series is over!

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Please show Nolan Ryan spit taking his beer.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Ron has no clue how to run a bullpen in the post season

You go for the jugular. Think only of winning today’s game.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

He must be tweaking or something.

It was worth watching this game to see the looks on the Rangers fans faces.

It was worth watching this game to see the looks on the Rangers fans faces.

It was worth watching this game to see the looks on the Rangers fans faces.

It was worth watching this game to see the looks on the Rangers fans faces.

It was worth watching this game to see the looks on the Rangers fans faces.

It was worth watching this game to see the looks on the Rangers fans faces.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

How'd ypu do that?

i started using Opera as a browser and the thread is slow so I had to hit reply several times to get it to post.

happens with me too even with firefox.

shift-A

The Rangers bullpen has sucked in the postseason

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Wow, this is almost unbearable to watch.

Who am I kidding. I love this!

+1000

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

The only thing I can root for

is for their fans to NEVER see their team win at home.

blast21dave - October 15, 2010 reply

Someone please save that look for posterity!

only one out. sheeeze

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Nolan Ryan is going to need a coat to wrap around his waist.

For he just shit his pants this inning.

Derek Holland looks like John Rocker.

Poor sumbitch.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

holy crap

i didnt expect this.

seeing that expression

on Nolan Ryan’s face was worth so much to me. This game is a classic if only because it’s the biggest postseason meltdown I can remember.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

That face made this nightmare of a season we had seem worth it somehow.

It may have Nolan rethinking signing every ex-Angels that comes across the pike.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Where are those fother mucking antlers now?

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

I prefer the Nelson Munz.

Ha Ha!

Kinsler just had one of those Torii moments.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Ha, ha, ha FU Kinsler.

I wonder if he'll be telling the Yankees

to get the F out of his house?

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Who's hated more...

Kinsler or Pierzynski?

If AJ was in our division that'd be super easy

but as is it’s much closer

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

true dat

50% of me hates Ian, 50% of me hates AJ, and

50% of me hate the Yankees

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

What about the other 50%?

100% of me wants there to be a way for both of these teams to be eliminated.

moosemastr - October 15, 2010 reply

I agree with this ^^

Ha, ha, ha FU Kinsler.

+1 f'ing thousand!

K3YEROUT - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

run like a deer???

more like run like a Vlad

I feel 63% confident

that whoever wins this game will win the series ;)

87 % of me agrees with this

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

I agree with you 100%

Just tuned in.

Did the Skanks score all these runs in one inning?

moosemastr - October 15, 2010 reply

Nvm

Checked the box score. Looks like Texass only delayed their annual meltdown.

moosemastr - October 15, 2010 reply

Mostly

maze88 - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

It's funny how

Those conservatives are waving their state flag. Lol

maze88 - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

Bengie's gonna need to take 5 after that move

yeswecan - October 15, 2010 reply

Wheels....where's the deer horns for that?

autry's cowboys - October 15, 2010 via mobile reply

The stRangers pen got lit tonight...Clapclapclapclap

Deep in the heart of Texas.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

If Cano get a hit here.

Does he clinch the MVP award?

Wow just got home and

The ex-Angels of Texas are really throwing that game aren’t they?

O’Day and Oliver giving up runs, Vladdy doin the Ofer dance!

Monkeyspanked - October 15, 2010 reply

Yes they are and making it an interesting game.

Tie this thang up stRangers

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

This has the potential to be a franchise-altering meltdown.

God I hope so.

Hells yes

Slyintine - October 15, 2010 reply

Dammit MFY.

Dammit. That is all.

Clutch - October 15, 2010 reply

this men of a certain age looks so fucking horrible.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

It'd be good if Scott Bakula quantum leaped out of there!

Monkeyspanked - October 15, 2010 reply

Blame of the game.

The Texas Angels of Arlington.

It should probably be the Texas Rangers of Anaheim instead.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Nolan's got to get some of that blame too then...

Monkeyspanked - October 15, 2010 reply

The "other" Robbie would have had that grounder.

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

id like to see mo fail as much as the rangers fail

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Well, you'll get one of those choices regardless.

Texas Toast

Dono Romantico - October 15, 2010 reply

extra crispy

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Darren Oliver was our secret agent tonight

Dono Romantico - October 15, 2010 reply

Good job Rangers!

This is really too bad

I want to see Texas smoke the Yankees and then get CRUSHED in the WS by the Phillies but it doesn’t look like thats going to happen. Well, at least half of that….

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

Turn out the lights, the series' over!

WOW

Thats embarassing…

so I turned the channel.

is it over? what is the score?

I'd like to thank former Angels-

The two Darrens (Oliver and O’Day) for igniting the fire as well as, former Halo, Dustin Moseley for staying within his mechanics…

sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher - October 15, 2010 reply

It is painfully clear that Moseley trusted his movement.

Yes sir