Before you continue reading this post, click this link: Halos Heaven Facebook Page and press the "Like" button.
There, that wasn't so hard was it? By clicking on that link, you became one of the 127,000,000+ people who go to Facebook per month, making it the largest social networking site on the internet. Plus, if you clicked on the "Like" button, you joined the fastest growing fan page with the name "Halos Heaven"! While you're at it, you may as well follow Halos Heaven on Twitter too. Click here to start. (if you're really ambitious, click here for the official WiHaloFan twitter feed featuring a larger picture of Ricky the Big-Nutted Squirrel).
And here you thought today was going to be a drag.
You may ask yourself, "What's the point of joining Facebook when I can get all of the information here on Halos Heaven?" (You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway lead to?", but that's an entirely different song and likely to take you to the ghost town know as "MySpace"). The truth is, I can't answer hat question since different people have different uses for their social networking site. If you spend a lot of time of Facebook, "liking" Halos Heaven will notify you of new posts while you're either playing games like "Farmville" or stalking ex-girlfriends. Possibly, you're a casual user like me who joined Facebook to catch up with friends who you've lost touch with, that is until you realized why you had lost touch with them in the first place.
More Facebook page links after the break
| Mike Napoli |
Vladimir Guerrero |
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| Hank Conger |
Major League Baseball |
Jered Weaver |
| Jeff Mathis |
Torii Hunter |
Carl Crawford |
| Scott Boras |
Erick Aybar (only 18 likes) |
John Lackey (no photo?) |
| Babe Ruth |
Jonah Hill |
Daniel Tosh |
There, that'll get you started. And don't forget...HALOS HEAVEN
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And you may say to yourself, "My G-d, what have I done?"
red floyd - October 13, 2010
Missing option: Maybe
red floyd - October 13, 2010
I didn't realize there were people that didn't have facebook yet
It has basically become a necessity for people my age.
ryanfea - October 13, 2010
Myspace Facebook
I remember if you didn’t have one you were definitely not cool.
princeton11loveshalos - October 13, 2010
I remember when I deleted my myspace profile
It’s interesting how quickly that site was done in by overpowering glitter backgrounds, event promos and chain comments.
Commander_Nate - October 13, 2010
Pwned
RexTookMyStash - October 13, 2010
My friend compared myspace to abandoned strip mall recently.
halofan4life - October 15, 2010
I want to beat Tosh with a large fish
Epic Dean - October 13, 2010
Barracuda perhaps?
Or possibly something larger, maybe?
Angelsfan015 - October 14, 2010
I hope nobody joins Facebook for the sole purpose of bullying Jeff Mathis.
I hear there is a lot of that going on these days with disastrous results.
44FAN - October 13, 2010
i've been meaning to join this facespace for some time...
clover_black - October 13, 2010
No link to Granderson??????
sothball - October 13, 2010
mybook anf facespace sucks
DAD OF VLAD - October 13, 2010
Facebook is for fascists.
Wally's World - October 13, 2010
And you may ask yourself
‘Where is that large automobile’?
raskul - October 13, 2010
Chevy took it back.
It was only a loaner for the weekend.
Match Day 5 - October 13, 2010
And you may say to yourself, "This is not my beautiful house!"
red floyd - October 13, 2010
Same as it ever was.
Match Day 5 - October 14, 2010
No, but it is a beautiful house none the less.
Angelsfan015 - October 14, 2010
I don't know about the rest of you...
…but that picture above of Aybar and Callaspo is right next to an ad for bacon-wrapped Farmer John Hot Dogs.
Coincidence???
sothball - October 13, 2010
That's because of what's in your cache.
I get Good Sam ads ‘cause we’re campers. Apparently you like to eat.
Match Day 5 - October 13, 2010
I keep getting Enzyte and Valtrex ads...
What’s that all about? ;)
halofolife - October 13, 2010
Would you prefer Viagra ads?
sothball - October 13, 2010
I get ads for grapefruit and sharp knives
Better purge my cache, I guess.
rspencer - October 13, 2010
I get Lifelock Identity thef prevention
ryanfea - October 13, 2010
Smilin' Bob and Herpes?
red floyd - October 13, 2010
What a winning combo!
Smilin’ Bob may not be smilin’ so much after his trip to the free clinic. Actually, I was joking around about the Enzyte and Valtrex ads by the way.
halofolife - October 13, 2010
Riiiiiiight.
Match Day 5 - October 14, 2010
Shhhh.
Don’t tell anyone!
halofolife - October 14, 2010
I'm with Lewis Black on this one
“If you’re Twittering, F*** YOU!”
I do have a book of faces though, but it doesn’t have a farm or a mafia anything like that.
Commander_Nate - October 13, 2010
"Like" link does not work for me.
Something about having to join a place called “Facebook”. Sounds like a place for the socially inept.
Stirrups - October 13, 2010
You have to have a fb account for it to work.
RexTookMyStash - October 13, 2010
whoosh!
Stirrups - October 13, 2010
Sigh.
clover_black - October 13, 2010
Hey assholes, I only read the heading of his comment, not the sarchasm part.
Plus, I think you’re a closest Rangers fan. Boosh!
RexTookMyStash - October 14, 2010
the day I become a ranger fan
is the day your overalls get you laid.
clover_black - October 14, 2010
I don't wear overalls anymore,
the chafe was getting unbearable.
RexTookMyStash - October 14, 2010
Warning for Facebook users:
Be sure to go to “account” (upper right hand corner), then “privacy settings.” Customize your settings so that the whole world can’t read and see everything you write. Then enjoy.
angelslogic - October 13, 2010
actually, just delete your profiles and enjoy the rest of the world.
retrohalo - October 13, 2010
Boring
halofan4life - October 15, 2010
If you want to be adswarmed, joining Facebook and "liking" shit is the way to do it.
Turks Teeth - October 13, 2010
How dare anyone
Attempt to compete with your emplooygler
Rev Halofan - October 13, 2010 via mobile
Hey rev...
…if I setup ad-blocker, does that mean the ad is ’ not viewed’ and therefore less revenue to HH?
sothball - October 13, 2010
Usually a site doesn't get any money unless you actually click on the ads.
44FAN - October 13, 2010
Our ad sales are based on metrics
So, nah, not really
Rev Halofan - October 13, 2010 via mobile
By metrics, you mean unique site visits, correct?
sothball - October 13, 2010
as it was explained to me
Rev Halofan - October 13, 2010
Ah yes, the Metric System.
Match Day 5 - October 14, 2010
Competition's fresh.
Selling your identity to the highest bidder — well, that’s your choice.
I don’t stay off Facebook b/c they’re the enemy — I just don’t need my social circle’s buying habits barking back at me from every niche of the web.
Turks Teeth - October 14, 2010 via mobile
Gonna be honest
Never look at the ads on facebook. They’re relatively unobtrusive as opposed to elsewhere on the web.
linkbruin - October 14, 2010
Yeah, that's what I appreciate about facebook
The format is fairly easy to use and uniform for all users, whether they are people, companies, groups or whatever. You can go to any page and not get lost or overwhelmed like you do on other sites. Same goes for your news feed.
I can log in, post a funny quote or video, see what my cousins in Michigan are doing, and leave a comment in broken German on my other friend’s wall all in the space of about 3 minutes.
Commander_Nate - October 15, 2010
sensory overload.
Downing Rules - October 13, 2010
Maybe because I've worked on these type of sites...
…and know all to well how far the reaches of the internet work to archive every detail forever, I’ve never used Twitter, Facebook, MySpace (actually worked for Fox and MySpace briefly), etc.
I prefer to keep my life and it’s details private, but understand why so many love to. I’ll let my wife do the family-oriented Facebook stuff if she wants.
RedFog - October 13, 2010
Stopped off today at Facebook headquaters
meh
DAD OF VLAD - October 13, 2010
I feel no need to tell the world what I am feeling or doing on a daily basis.
The only people that need to know that are in my life already and know what is going on. People in Sweden do not need to know what is going on in my life or if I am feeling “upset” or “flirty” or otherwise. I also do not have a twitter account for the same reasons as above. Note that the root of “twitter” is “TWIT.” ’Nuff said.
Angelsfan015 - October 14, 2010
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