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10/12 Postseason Review: Death Rays

Well, gee howdy fell'ers 'n fell'gals! How 'bout our boys grabbin' the bull by the headlights 'n stayin' in the saddle no matter how hard that ornery ol' beast buck 'n kick 'n try to knock 'em cattywampus? What a rememable game o' ballbases that was. Ain't no quit in those dusty ranch hands, nosiree Bob. I swear Tom Landry a'int doin' nothin' but smilin' down on 'em from up on high, God rest his soul. Now they shore is ridin' high on the hog to-night, I tell you what! This here's a sight a'int been seen 'round these parts since ol' Pecos Bill hisself lassoo'd the mighty Rio Grande with naught other'n pokeweed 'n rattlesnake guts.

But none o' y'all thinks we done celebratin', does ye'en'? Pre-zackly. Why, this fight a'int barely begun. We's gots some real northern dandies comin' our way, boys 'n gals, meanin' it's high time we cinched up our tow packages 'n drained out the irrigation ditches. I'm fixin' to show these carpet-baggin' city-slickin', pomade-packin' Dapper Dans what we all call a "cowboy hello" 'round here. We'll whup them northern pretty boys right outta' town faster'n that Kansas City oilman totin' a lien on Critter Williams' cattle pasture.

Star-divide

Ways I figger' it, the world needs t'reckon Texas can win a game o' major league ballbases 'gainst anythang come our way. We gots the claws, we gots the antlers, we gots Colt McCoy, and we gots some gen-u-ine Texas-sized heart 'n determination. So load up yer' six-shooters, hitch up yer' saddle, an' clear a patch in yer' car garden for the rootin'est, tootin'est, cowboy-bootin'est contest o' sport since General Sam Houston gunned down Pancho Villa after a crooked game o' five-card stud. Now can I get a big ol' Texas cheer? Yeeeeeee-haw! -- Gus McGrew, Reeves County Rancher-Herald

Rangers 5, Rays 1 (Texas wins series 3-2)

Well, this ALCS match-up is going to split the Angels fanbase. Some of us rank "hating the Yankees" second on our list of sports allegiances, just below "cheering the Angels." Some of us wouldn't pull for the division rival in a playoff series against the armies of Sauron. Ultimately, I blame the Rays for creating this awkward situation. I thought maybe the Angels had sneaked onto the field in St. Petersburg last night. The premium catching, stupid baserunning, and fielding mishaps had to remind you of a certain team in red. There's also the fact that the Rays couldn't score, but credit Cliff Lee for that. He's good. I used to like him before he became a hired gun, and his hit fee is about to "migrate to a new service tier" (Comcast-speak for "we jacked up your bill just because we can"). I wouldn't say the Rays should have won yesterday's game, but they shouldn't have lost 5-1. None of the Rangers' early runs should have ever crossed the plate.

But did you hear Ron and Buck applauding aggressive baserunning without taking half a second to think about context.? Broadcasters seem to think "good baserunning" is good because it worked, and "bad baserunning" is bad because it didn't. Stealing third with two outs? Stupid. Kelly Shoppach just pulled a Jeff Mathis on the throw. Stealing second with Bengie Molina in any situation whatsoever? Stupid. Kelly Shoppach just had his hands covered in engine grease. This year, Vladimir Guerrero stole four bases, was caught five times, and made 13 other outs advancing on balls in play. However, Kelly Shoppach was out of position (does he do anything right?), so Vlad looks as swift and cunning as a fox. No, a major league defense should make all those plays; they usually made them on the Angels' attempts at similar recklessness. I love Vlad, but I've watched him run the bases enough to call BS on this one, three-man broadcast booth. Poor guy doesn't even have knees anymore.

Seriously, though, congratulations to the Texas Rangers for earning the AL West a little street cred. Just keep it real on the bases next week. The umpiring at Yankee Stadium can be...unpredictable.

Poll
Tell me honestly, who would you rather see win the American League Championship Series?
Yankees: New York may be unbearable, but at least it's civilized.
147 votes
Rangers: No East Coast bias in the Central Time Zone, right? Right?
293 votes

440 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  94 comments

Comments

Rangers anytime over the Yanks

i know i’m in the minority, but i like how Nolan Ryan is running his team. We’ll see how the team shapes up for next year and the future but for this season Cliff Lee deal has worked out so far.

This, plus I usually try to root for our vanquisher. And F the Yankees
Where's the "Neither" button?
I just can't bring myself to vote for either choice.

To me it’s like deciding between explosive diarrhea or genital warts. Is either choice really better than the other?

Not even close

The shits go away. Warts don’t.

Very true.

Maybe genital warts vs. herpes then? That does sound more like a choice between the skanks and rangers.

Rangers in 5.

Fuck the beef. I got your back, you douchebag Rangers.

Go Yankees!

The poll question summed up my feelings exactly . . . at least I like the city of New York.

I don't get the logic sometimes...

…but then as fans, we don’t really use logic do we? :)

I have fully supported the Rangers winning it all once the Angels were out of it.

1) It can only help push Arte and Reagins (does anything push Reagins?) to stay that much more competitive if Texas makes it to the WS or actually wins it all.

2) It gives props to the AL West, although lets face it – it wasn’t a very exciting division this year.

3) As much as I respect the Yankees for doing anything to win, I don’t want them to and I hate them because they gave the Angels crabs.

Agree with all of this

Plus with Vladi, Benji and Oliie over there how can we not pull for them at this point? Once San Diego, Minnesota, and Tampa fell off, I don’t feel like I have any choice but to root for Texas.

Though I’m pretty sure I’m be a Giants fan if they get to the Series.

Dang no love for O'day All'day Every'Day????????????

BTW I’m still pissed off he ain’t an Angel anymore!

Yankees

If the Rangers win, it is very likely that Cliff Lee will stay in Texas. As much as I cringe to think of him on the Yankees, I really do not want him in Texas for the foreseeable future.

Don't worry.

All good players on the Rangers always eventually end up on the Yankees anyways.

Don't worry everyone, we won't have to deal with this option next year

I dreamt last night that the Angels won the AL West in 2011

Sorry

I don’t actually HATE the Rangers. I dislike them greatly, and I dislike their manager and his style of managing and I dislike Cliff Lee. But aside from that, I very much like that Cliff Lee is not returning, Hamilton and Kinsler will STILL be brittle, and for better or worse, their SS seems a lot like our SS.

I DO hate the Yankees. And I cannot root for them.

Curious

Why the beef with Lee? And I would swap shortstops with Texas in a nanosecond.

I HATES THE YANKEES!

That’s really what it boils down to. I’m not rooting for the Rangers to win so much as I am rooting for the yankees to lose. I hope, in the end, San Francisco takes it all.

Initially I thought i was gonna have to root for the Yanks

But I just can’t do it. I hate what this ALCS matchup has done. The only thing worse would be yank/redsox. I hope the yanks get pounded.

So that the yanks can reproduce?

and produce more yanks?

I want the Yankees to win and then get swept by whoever wins the NLCS.
I'm sorry, Kinsler, The Claw, Antlers, Ron Washington, having half our old roster, their idiotic fanbase

I can’t bring myself to root for those dip shits.

I can’t bring myself to say their name but, Go whatever teams can beat the Rangers!

It may not matter if the Rangers get past the "other" team they play next

because they are likely to get spanked by the Phillies ultimately.

I found this humorous on some level...(from today's BP Future Shock blog)
Brandon Wood, 3B, Angels (AFL: Mesa): 3-for-5, RBI. Surprising to see him in here and one has to give him credit for continuing to work at it. One scout recently classified him as, "the kind of player I’d love to pick up cheap."

DUHHHH…or should that be, “Dohhhh!”

That scout can have him
...and this from today's Future Shock
Brandon Wood, 3B, Angels (AFL: Mesa) 2-for-4, HR (1), R, RBI. Still respect him for playing here. Says a lot about the kid. He played in the big leagues nearly all year and took the assignment, while Brett Lawrie of the Brewers, on the verge of the big leagues after a year at Double-A, chose not to play this year. Talent trumps makeup, but that’s not to say it doesn’t matter at all.
huh

He’s on the verge of the big leagues? That’s nice to hear. He’s also been playing a lot in things like the WBC.

Skankees will lose...they have had too much time off...

Sound familiar?

Just couldn't support the Evil Empire

Had to go with the Rangers in the poll. As much as I dislike the Rangers as division rivals, at least they are not the Yankees!

To root for the Yankees would be like rooting for Darth Vader in a lightsaber duel with Luke Skywalker, or rooting for the Nazis in a WWII movie instead of the Allies or John Wayne… It just can’t and should not be done. IF the Rangers win it all, at least the AL West will get some cred amongst the baseball “experts” (and I do use that term VERY loosely).We’ll see what happens, but if nothing else, the AL West flag is still flying in the breeze.

Rangers now

The NL in the World Series. I can’t handle world champion Ranger fan next year.

Rangers never.

Don’t want our AL West rivals even tasting the World Series.
They can get beat by the Yankees like we did last season.

This is true.

They don’t have Jeff Mathis to help prolong the series, so NY in 4.

Fuck the Rangers.

I hate the Yankees more as a franchise over the course of time, but if we are strictly talking about 2010, I hate the Rangers more, by far.

Go Yankees.

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