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Gammons: Beltre 2 Bahstin

Rob's 6-4-2 blog spread the news: Peter Gammons has tweeted that Adrian Beltre is a Red Stocking. 1 year, $9 Million, with a $5 Million player option for 2011.

Poll
When I say ADRIAN BELTRE, What is the first thing you think of?
Scott Boras Client
64 votes
Ex-Dodger
278 votes
Probable Roider
157 votes
Smashed Testicle
163 votes

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Comments

None of the Above

Underrated.

Wait Wait No!

The smashed testicle one.

And Beltre played a game the next day.

He is no Adam James.

Fire Craig James Fan Club!

Where do we sign up?

Everyone's favourite damaged sporting testicle story...

…on this side of the pond, is probably this one

I know I’ve linked it before, but it always deserves another airing (not unlike Shelford’s nut).

So?

This doesn’t really make Boston better, and he DEFINITELY was a bad fit for the Halos. So what’s the problem?

I'll admit I'm stupid ...

Why was he a bad fit for the Halos?

Wood @ 450K, Izzy @ $1 Million

When Wood is raking for the league minimum the next three seasons it will be a no-brainer….

Yep

Also that whole “Beltre is old and barely has any power left” bit…

and Scott Boras instead of two working nuts

30 is considered old?
Old?

The team just gave $11m to Rodney, and he’s 3 years OLDER than Beltre……

Slider-speed bat
Smashed testicle...

Any way we can perhaps do this to Boras? Is anyone aware if he has any?

Oh, Boras has lots of them

All the balls of so many spineless owners/GM’s who spread their legs and willingly allow him to grab them by.

One more power bat and defender not on the Mariners

As I’ve said in like 2 other places now…bonus points if you find those places!!!

Can we put "Ex Dodger" and "Probably Roider" as the same option?

To me, they’re synonymous.

O boy!

The Sox are going all the way now!

This isnt as bad of a signing as you all peg it to be.

Beltre is a pull righty hitter, ideal for the tiny confines of Bawwwwwwwwwston. They also pretty much get an across the board upgrade from Lowell, as Beltre’s defense is probably the best in the league.

Agree

Another shrewd move by Epstein and company.

Many great 3rd basemen,Lowell among them..Figgins made his name this year as an immaculate defender , can’t forget Longoria either…

Not a big Beltre guy , but that doesn’t mean he won’t perform.. He certainly let the Mariners down in his contract.

How does he get more money then an Abreu who produces year after year with no injuries ???
Makes no sense !

He can play defense. And at a premium position.
from his SB Nation page

Doesn’t own a lot of patience at the plate, and tends to be a little too streaky over the course of a season. His defense is still not refined.

His defense is awesome. Try again.

 Wasn’t my post,simply checked his profile out and that is what was said about him…
 Decided to post it on here to add to the discussion…

 I think Figgy had an outstanding year at 3rd base, making some unbelievable plays..

 He needs to live up to his contract though,something he didn’t do in Seattle,great D or not

Inconsistency will kill him

His hitting inconsistency and streakiness will kill him in Boston. The fans will turn on him and he will wilt like daisy in a New England winter.

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