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good timing Rev !

big K for the bulge !

Carp is enter

Cue up fish joke by Phizz.

*up

not enter…wish for edit button

BULGER

Thank you Jason!!!!

Great job Bulge!
Was that one of the dogs rescued from Vick's ranch?
Bulger

Our new Closer?

Jepsen is in the lead I think

Kid throws 98 mph and hasn’t given up a run in forever.

there we go !!

Bulger took care of it … walk off time

whats up wit the GOAT shirt??

did i miss something?

goat hill tavern my friend
hah, i saw that.

pretty sweet

its in newport

across from triangle square

SWEET!!!!!

We’re out of it! C’mon Halo O!!!

i called it weeks ago. fuentes out, bulger closing.

I'd rather Bulge setup and KJ close.

i would be completely fine with that

WOW

We have a chance!

BATTLE OF THE BULGE!

I

Does Funtes lose his closer role?
YAY! Jason Bulger
I loves me some Bulger!
The ladies are staring at our Bulgers!
LETS GO HALOS

LETS GO MONKEY

go bulg!

but you are a horrible fielder…lol…

Kazmir must HATE this trade.
3rd place to 1st???

WTF?

Everytime I think of how he is 25

I realize how amazing this trade was.

not as much as he'd hate being at home in october

knocks on wood

nah...the rays are sinking into the ocean
Nah

He is happy to be on a division leader I’m sure. But we are doing him no favors in terms of getting him wins.

meh

personal wins won’t help him this season, but team wins will.

Kaz says" GO TEAM ANGELS"

Bulger has come so far this year

I honestly wasn’t really that worried at the wild pitch. I knew he’d get the K there.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
no homers in a long time
nice Whitey...........

way to sack up.

Let's Go Halos!
Now for a walk-off Angels WIN.

All can celebrate*.

(*Fuentes not included)

The Bulge had to get that out

if he got on base they would be loaded, and thats his kryptonite

Whew

Cameraman knows how to pick his women.

I was referring to the blonde girl

Not the little girls. D:

hmmmm

making note to report Sly’s puter to FBI

HR and we all go to bed...

C’mon Kendry

Hot Blondie int he stands

see someone is FINALLY thinking of what will boost attendance instead of showing 6-year old boys eating ice cream for phyzz to drool along with…

Ump blows

Calling an outside ball a strike. God I hate umpires.

nice swing K-MO!

and i mean that!

Good job Kendry!

I’ll take it

That was an MVP strikeout!
JOhjima

fuck upason

ugly as the argyle hats

lets do this

LOL, passed ball strike 3.
that KIND of works too
Holy crap! He got on base???

LOLOLOLOL

lmao that worked even BETTER than a sacrifice

we have our fastest runner at 2B

assbackwards inning

but ill take it

f'ugly

thanks M’s

Thanks

Aybar at second is far better than Morales.

that sort of worked

I guess

well thats ONE way to go about it.
COMEDY OF ERRORS!
I think I'd rather have Aybar running anyways
hmm....

that was …weird?

haha what the hell...

K man on first… force on the bunt… but a man on 2nd anyway … niiiice

can we please not bunt towards the gold glove 3B too?
what's next

no striking out on wild pitches?

When Jack Wilson is RIGHT THERE
pinch runner for kmo
no need

aybar awarded 2nd

WTF

Wilson isn’t a good as he’s cracked up to be defensively, me thinks.

Mariners trying to hand the game back to us
and we'll take it
Is Aybar already out?
Lets ugly up this game
WTF just happened?

Wild pitch…. then a bunt to a force at second and a throwing error.

so instead of what we wanted (Morales at 2nd), we get a faster guy (Aybar), at second.

Weird.

NAPS...

try to remember how to hit a fastball…

remember how to hit ANYTHING
Me:

No
YES!
NO!
YES!

that's....one way to get a guy on second....
that was the pitch
waiting for permission
lets go Naps...

get LAID !

man Gameday is having a helluva time keeping up.
Need the play by play?
cmon naps

that was all u

Get some!

Come on Naps.

LOL

What a garbage game. LOVE ME SOME HALOS!!! (Provided they come out on the winning end of this garbage game) :)

WHAT DO YOU WANT? EGGS IN YOUR BEER??? SWING!!!

c'mon my good friend Gary
naps risp :(
That's how he is the same as everyone else today
Naps = suckage

tonight

Come on Sir-RISP-A LOT!
Naps is slumping like he is a Mathis
mathis not slumping either......

weird

alright, who wants to be a hero?

GMJ? you want to be a hero?

GMJ just wants to play
GMJ RISP AVG

is very good

WALK OFF

juicer ... c'mon
I would pinch hit Wood

For awesome

C'mon GMJ

Time for a clutch walk, as you are so fond of doing

And it comes down to this...GMJ.

A man feared by Felix.

Matthews

has only 9 fewer RBI than Napoli

That is incredible
napoli hitting like .180 w/ risp
big hit Gary
hold it hold it

now exhale

Damn Phyz take a breath....
Apparently Aybar has to touch 3rd before he comes home

good to know

Well, it IS Aybar.

If you were going to pick a guy to miss it… it would be him.

but third was

somewhere off my tv screen

I thought he had to run

off the edge of the world

Step 1: Draw all over screen

Step 2: Win game by walk off

gubi just found the pen
Rory hid it

With good reason.

SWING LIKE A MAN JUNIOR
reasons to hate Guby

telestrator describing how to go to 3rd

HE IS BECOMING THE JOHN MADDON OF BASEBALL

Now, you see here, you get to third by going in this direction (draws arrow from second to third). And if he gets to this place (circles home) the Angels win the game…… Brett Favre.

best hair in baseball, though.
What

not Billy Mac

we need poll on this one
single, double, hr something!

they should not show fuentes on the screen. i almost threw my beer at my tv

what kind

crap beer from that fresh and easy store. so it wouldnt be a total loss… but i would have to clean my tv.

Called it
+1

on the clutch walk call.

Walk of delayed victory!
Good at-bat GMJ

Way to be patient

getting figgy with it!
nice AB Gary........
HEROIC walk
True.

HGH raised his game to the level necessary to keep HGH from blowing it. Major effort on his part.

nice BB

figgy @ the plate…

Figgins

From the left

One...frickin'...hit.

C’mon now.

If Figgy manages to single it will probably be to LF or CF
have you really been a fan since 81?

thats my birth year

dude is throwing hard!
walk or game winner coming up
How about a Figgy walk

and Izzy sticking his elbow out

sounds good to me
howie would chomp chomp that fastball
Ah jeez...

Figgy with a follow-up walk? More likely than you think.

Walk off Walk Walk

More walky than you think

green light indeed zu!
There are a LOT of people in the dugout
Crap load of AAA players called up
pinch hit with

REH

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

walk off salami

and im buying everyone argyle hats

I'll take a walk off walk
dont swing til he throws a stike izzy
Suicide Squeeze time.
Forgot to add the :-P
Oh my God

Bases loaded…a base, ANY base, will win it! Just lean into the pitch!!!!!

GMJ getting love?
Man, it would suck if

the Angels use up their 1 GS in this game. D:

Gazooo let's go
Get hit

by the pitch!

boy king...do it
a wild pitch walk off would complete this
WHY???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
WAH WAH WAH

fail

Izzy is not clutch
Nipple & Titties FAIL
I mean 1ps, really?
Physioc excited about the pop up (on the radio)
t y p i c a l

dude is such an angel hater in his actions speaking louder than his words…

Just what we need extra innings

thanks a lot Brian

fuck

mice tits

QUIT swining at the first f'ing pitch
Wow

I can’t believe you could do that on the first pitch

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand...

fail.

musta been sitting next to fuentes…

Hmmm

This guy keeps walking people.

I think I’ll swing at the first pitch.

In “I’m-the-manager” world, Izzy does not play for a week.

Agreed.

Damn, and he was 5 for 6 against him. I really hated that 7th AB

plz put howie in

he’s been doing really well and has a nice moustache.

3rd reichstache kendrick
Hey I got a great idea...walk the bases loaded then swing at the first pitch
super weak

the only way this could be worse is if a morongo casino commercial came on right now. take me awaaaaaaayyyy..

dont give them ideas...
isn't that for the pachinga?
could be....

either way, i hate that song

lol...

my girlfriend got up and walked out of the room when that came on…

1st pitch

Really??

Why the FUCK didn't they use a pinch hitter??????
walking all those guys and he swings at the first dang pitch?!
dude is walking people left and right.....

and you swing? :-(

</3

was right down the middle

i’m ready for howie kendrick to play every day

Lowe can't get near the plate and Maicer is swinging at the first pitch

MORE HOWIE KENDRICK PLEASE

Maicer looked gassed yesterday, yet he's still in the line-up,

Is he nursing his hammie again?

EPIC FAIL

Typical let down

willits wouldnt have swung
yea Gubi is right

Izzy needs to zone him down lower in the zone on the first pitch

and I don't mind the first pitch swinging

just not the pitch to do it on

Well, it was really. Izturis can murder elevated fastballs.

He just had the wrong swing.

he can murder most elevated fastballs

but Lowe is not your typical elevated fastball

Un-Fucking-Believable.

Izzy fan here going ape-shit. The guy couldn’t put together enough strikes to tempt GMJ, for chrissakes!!!!!!!!!!!

Make the mutha PROVE he is not crapping his own pants.

#10 for Palmer, let's go
Think we're gonna lose this one?
Hard to say.

Crazier things have happened. I can’t remember the last time I saw these guys win on a walk-off.

Travelin Matt in to hold down the Ms and jump-start the offense.
Matt Napalmer save the day please.
i hate kenny whatever

First fuentes then the country asshole kenny whatever I am losing my mind

palmer can get his 10th
That's Rosie to you Mr. Brimstone...
wow he swung at that
what the heck

our 2 best relievers have thrown a grand total of 18 pitches combined.

Good.

Based on the way our bats have been acting, we’re gonna need ’em in the other games.

Fire Mickey Hatcher
oh god....

not that campaign again!

and fire the Soth!
fire Arte
fire the strike girls... no wait...
Hire nathan haynes!
Fire Reggie Willits and Quinlan for occupying space on the bench
i didnt know he pitched the bottom of the ninth
Fire the ballboy.
Fire itchy holes stupid swing.
don't wont ichiro on the pads
Calling the Terry Evans walkoff shot right now.
lol...Bobby Wilson...

ftw.

Ryan Budde
one time threw a ball to nap for him to sign

he signed it and handed it to budde and i told him no just his sig please. haha…nap laughed at budde

Funny but sad at the same time.
i know...

i at least said sorry ryan…so he knew i knew who he was.

Would love that

Terry Evans fan here.

wouldn't that be awesome

I’m thinking we’ll see Howie though

what no B-wood love ?

lol

3 Wood is my choice
Evans is already in though.
Wood will pinch hit for Evans.

I’m calling it

c.mon rosie palmer!
Let's go Palmer!
I'm trying to figure out how Scioscia justifies his actions the next time he lets Maicer swing at the first pitch
Lets?

I don’t think Scioscia gives players take signs on the first pitch just for the sake of giving them take signs.

any stats on bearded palmer vs clean-shaven palmer?

they both be winnaz
i want to buy either of them a beer
wait, why is terry evans in??
he pinch ran for Vlad for like .4 seconds
Pinch ran for Vlad.
Hottest hitter on the M's the last 2 weeks = Sweeney
Brushback pitch.
C'mon Rosie...

damn near picked him off

keep doing it

im not tired

I bet BWood pinches for Evans...
you don't think Howie will?
well it won't be SRod
JOrdan Walden is the B*TBNL

*Batter

Kotch gets that grounder up the middle.
And teix goes deep

get the hell outahere with that ish :)

Sign Sweeney

To a long term deal.

Wait...

what year is this again?

in play, no outs
Wow thought for sure that was an inning ender off the bat

Aybar was playing in Figgy’s back pocket

C'mon Palmy, settle down
Where the hell was Aybar playing?
No kidding.

Shaded way in the hole.

not there evidently…

'Nother brushback?

Palmer not screwing around

palmer locating right where nipz wants it
Let's go Palmer
cmon matt

one more out

one more strike please!

FASTBALL!

might want to inch toward the line

if they are throwing inside

Napalm Blast from Matt due next
Rosie Palms for all!!!
My palms are innocent until proven guilty
Yes...nice play Rosie!
matty with the glove !
Travelin' Matt is NAILS.
PALMER

MATT PALMER F-T-W

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
OT:

best medicine for a sinus headache is???

Ask Dono for some
like we were in tandem
Quentin flying out to center... what?
Tylenol severe congestion (green & yellow box).
have to go get some

I hardly ever get headaches

Matt Palmer is great.
if they sold a Palmer jersey...

i might buy that shit. I love this guy…

agreed

story of the year

palmer makes up

for seeing how well o’day has been for texas

We really could have used O'Day earlier this year
Sweeney this year: 7 HRs off LHP. 0 HRs off RHP.
How's he doing against 98 MPH?
Lets walk off on this biotch!
good evening, folks

TIME FOR A FUCKING RALLY!

I'd rec if I could
EMPTY SEATS
BRANDON WOOD!!!!@

i hope…

Angels need a walk off HR.

Balls in play mean outs.

great job palmer

now howie!

bobby 11/30 off this guy
BOBBY

Snap that little slump you got goin’.

Matt palmer is simply irresistable
bat rack loves Rosie
He's so fine there's no tellin where the money went
I'm sending him a dozen hot pink roses
Confidence-inspiring first pitch.
Just a Bit Outside
He was trying to nip the corner
Next two...not so much.
Dear Bobby,

Please get a hit and then steal. Hopefully it starts a rally.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

Dear figgi4life,

No problem

Sincerely, Chupa

Juan Rivera

Coming out on deck.

It's Miguel Batista, the game has to end this half-inning

spoken like a true M’s fan…

they hate Bautista

But they love his poetry.
Juancho to hit for Evans

you’re all wrong! :(

yea how could I not think of him

prolly cuz he always is already in the lineup

Miguel Pinata now pitching
we've got a paper mache animal filled with candy pitching?
This is Juan's night.
double at least please

juans been cold

lousy single

screw you Bobby

It's Howdy Bobby Time

Git Around

Juancho's coming to the plate

.220 over the last month

bobby got it

atta boy

that's how it starts
In play, no out!

I’ll take it!

It's like Seattle wasn't happy being the ugliest team alive with just Miguel Batista

so they went out and got Jack Wilson.

Willits for the bunt.
Reggie Reggie Reggie...
Willits sighting
I'd call a first pitch hit and run

dead serious

that would have worked out well lol
that would have been sooooo bad
REHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R
I
T

reggie will get his first HR right now….

Willets

hahaha

who said that wasn’t possible/?

Reggie Bwaaaaaahahahahahaha
It's Oompa Loompa hour
Frickin' Willits???

I’m rooting for him, but damn.

pretty obvious it's a bunt if Willits is up
GO REGGIE!!!

Soth mind games with Wakawaka.

QUALITY BUNT REG
Reggie learning from Aybars gaffe
yep

1st base side and not so hard

Aybar

For bunting tips, see Reggie.

yeahhh that one worked
Yes I own a reggie willits shirt
should throw it in Rev's auction
I need to re-bid

I’m going to be outbid, if I’m not already.

I own one too. I wore it to the last game I attended.
Willits = sac-bunter supreme.
Minor leagues paying off.
Mike Scioscia is skinny.
All right...

Guy on 2nd. For God’s sake, bring him home!!!

if willits was in the box

with aybar at 3rd

the squeeze woulda worked

time for some ...

big game hunter

Yeah Reggie, Mr. Tuesday

and that was sac bunt Rory

Dear Torii,

End this. NOW.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

Reggie looks exhausted
Reggie showing his power
Man, these pitches are close calls.
c'mon Toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
time to redeem yourself hunter
Soth Ball strikes again. Get em on, Get em over.............
do you, torii hunter,

wish to be a hero?

nope
it's ok

he’ll always be my hero

Torii! Torii! Torii!

Anyone made that joke yet/in a while?

If I haven't heard it

its new to me!

hmmmm

productive out
setting up game winning wild pitch

Bwwwaaaaaahahahahahaha
Morales for the win?
All right now

Get a FRICKIN’ HIT.

Anyone wanna guess my opinion of bringing in Reggie for that sac bunt?

Yeah, no.

It's up to Aybar huh?
It's Miguel PiƱata!!!

Hit him K-Mo!!

Crafty sons of bitches...
Dear Erick,

Just a lousy single. That’s all. And we win. Thanks for your time.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

yes...let me go to bed
Where are you again?
Past 1:20AM. Not cool.
please don't bunt
+1000000

It might be practice for facing the RSox again!

PH Howie!
like I say, let Aybar hit
Admiral, commit Banzai

and kill Ichiro’s team

Badasses like K-Mo

should just swing at the first two intentional balls and get the pitcher to throw to him.

show me game winning drag bunt for 300 hundred alex!
Daily Double!!!!
AYBAR FOR THE WIN!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
in play runs?!?!?!A

AYBARRRR!

I vote Bulger for Panther
Kazmir

Bulge was huge though.

AYBAR FTW

YES!!!! Just another Halo victory!

WALKOFFBAR!!!

but seriously, FUCK YOU FUENTES..

Send him to the Arizona Fall League.

For, uh…rehab.

clap clap clap clap

light it up

Just another Halo victory ...go wild go wild
it's a walk off! it's a walkoff!!!!!
fuentes for POTG!

we got an extra hour of angels baseball!

Palmer with #10, get a thick skin guys, this is a pennant race
I was hoping a Fuentesauras had very, very thick skin. ;)
'BOUT TIME!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Admiral gets it done

Light up the Halo!

PANTHER = KAZMIR

Shoulda got the W

wAIT, pALMER GOT HIS WIN????
#10
YAY FOR PALMER, 10 AND 1. HAHAHAHAHA!
SUCK IT Mariners Fans...Angels WIN!!!!!!
Aybar

That one guy who always had that one month. LOL

Septem-bar

All a part of Fuentes' plan to get Palmer another win

fuck the naysayers, dude is solid.

GetFiggyWitit: Dude I told you to knock that shit off in the playoff race!

Fuentesaurus: Si. But I couldn’t resist.

AYBAR potg

Honorary BOTG to Fuentes

difference between 4.5 and 3.5
SWEET!!!!!! light it up!
YeS!!!

Suck it Texas!!

great win! night guys!
Fuentes needs to buy Aybar dinner for a week, and...

EVERYBODY needs to apologize to Kaz.

Kaz....

Eventually, we will get you a nice shiny W…. eventually….

Hopefully against the W.Sox
F that...how bout a nice shiny trophy with 30 flags on it?!
If he owes Aybar dinner, then Fuentes must owe Bulger like, two or three hookers.
And Palmer needs to buy Fuentes dinner for a week

so he can pass it on to Aybar.

So Palmer, buy Aybar dinner for a week.

Or something.

Seriously

Great job by Kaz….great acquisition thus far.

Matt Palmer for the win.
lol palmer win!
Palmer WIN #10?!

YUSSSS!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

Go Rosie!

Getting all 10 fingers sticky in the wins.

All oh man, I forgot about that nickname--great!

hooooot dammmmm!!!

Bautista = FTW!

woohoo!

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