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Game Thread part II/Sept. 5, 2009

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Is Grienke done for the night now?
prolly bring him out

and hope for a quick inning or at least one or two taxing outs

shuting out the #1 offense

might help his cy young push

Pitch count at 106.

KC lets him pitch the 8th.

Is Soria available tonight? If not, Greinke might go the distance.

Give this man a Win!
i dont always post first in threads

but when i do, i prefer cupie’s

Fuck this game

an ump-cheated run taken off the board, we tag Greinke pretty well, and go down 1-0 into the 8th IF Lackey gets through this.

was he really not out at the plate? I was in the car getting dinner

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg54/RoboCoppola/outattheplate002.jpg

Easy Call

Wonder what’s on the line

that was a horribly botched call

but in real time I bet it was closer

My DVR frame-by-frame does about 10 frames a second

I got about 5 frames of foot-on-plate/tag-not-applied. That’s half a second maybe.

ohhhh yeahh he was safe.
angels sucking at baseball is more worrisome than any missed calls.
Angels sucking at baseball *in October* is more worrisome!
Stat of the Game

Angels RISP 0-6

KC RISP 1-1

Ugh

We're 0-5 with a run scoring sac fly

but yes, the box score will show 0-6.

Home plate ump is KC's player of the game
Now would be a bad time to get sloppy, John.
What!?!?

A six-out save? Are those allowed in baseball?

Is that what they are discussing?

Soria for the 8th and 9th?

Yeah

that’s what Phyz said.

Here is

a 3 inning save

Hahaha

I knew that’s what the link would be before clicking it.

Good times, good times.

phys gets so excited

when the other team does anything

haha, john is such a douche.
Hottie with a Angels Jersey and KC Hat??
Hot

she swings both ways!

saw that.

most excellent and almost worth sitting through this game.

Haha I'd say about my age too.

ahaha

are you hitting on me?
2 down, 1 more John.
yeahhh they didn't get any runs
ffs

RUNS

at least 4 unless fuentes isn’t available, then 2!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL !!!!!

ESTADOS UNIDOS 2 EL SALVADOR 1

Y QUE PASO CON LOS HALOS ??

Commie
VIVA OBAMA !!!!!!
Costa Rica will lose tonight sir
Tal Vez Si,

Tal Vez No !!!

The Phyzard of Odd

doesn’t know how to call a routine flyout, does he?

Whew. No damage. Score here Halos.
AuRight Big Thunder
got up to go to the fridge

thought for sure physz was calling a home run…saw that torii caught it 20 feet infront of the warning trck.

WoW

that close

did you get me a rally beer
FYI UCLA regained the lead

16-14

rally beers for all
LETS GO HALOS

For the BigMan from Abilene

The Power of Zu compels the Angels to take the lead
please

please, pick a curveball to steal on

Can I haz Figgy SB....?
figgy

please don’t attempt to steal.

dont get thrown out figgy please
Finally some defensive miscues.

CAP-IT-AL-IZE!

bunt him to second for our big scary #3 hitter
Mighty Maicer Lead the Way!!!!
Phyz sez: "they haven't made a ruling on it yet"

about 10-15 seconds after the score in the corner had said “error.”

he was worrying about "zach's"

era

IZZY!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

HIT AND RUN!

hit on contact worked ???? wtf?
suicide squeeze?
NO!
Come on! They are fun!
You prefer a straight steal of home?
This would be an excellent game not to lose
Oh, YES!!! Izzy Stardust!

GET THAT RUN IN CHUPA!

MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!!!!
Believe in the power of the Rally Monkey

DO I hear a disturbed song starting?

lets get 5 runs right here!!
Figgy on, now

this thread is faster than watching gameday

gee bobby

that looked like a great pitch to drive

SOME HIT DEEP INTO THE OUTFIELD PLEASE
0-2 abrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
bobby, 0-2 , works to 3-2, flys out.
stared at a cookie 1st pitch

as usual

Dammit.

Vladdy, we need you to be the Hero here.

No Rex he sucked in that at bat
if he was being aggressive rex

he would have jumped all over the effing 1st pitch right down the middle

Bobby chokes

fuckin’-A.

Also, 114th pitch of the night was 96MPH. Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!

Man, Phyzz/Hud is a terrible combo

oh boy, here comes Vladdy…….

Come on Vlad. WE NEED SOMETHING NOW!
Vladdy over fence this time NAO!!!
Ok, what's Valddy's bunting like?
gotta bench bobby
2 run base hit again?

2-1 win.

This is turning into a CLASSIC

Angels game.

Good pitching + Bad Offense?
vlad is ready to dong

he’s been close tonight already a few times

I almost can't watch
Vladdy took ball 1!?!!
OH GOD FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
Wow

this is some epic choking!

OH NO!

Popped out foul :(

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!
IM GETTING ANGRY

Freaking A

God DAMMIT, VLAD.
calm down fizz we still have one more out to get
that's what you call horseshit
if we don't get the run in now - we deserve to lose
What a fucking choke job.
LOL..........

man……….gutterslut

unreal

we are going to lose this one becuase the meat of the order cannot hit a G.A./Ersty grounder to 1st base

Torii, please, a base hit. For the love of god.
2 seconds behind that one tori
I'm going back to something more exciting than Angels batting

SOCCER

Who Woulda Thunk It !!!!!

god damn, he's nowhere near that.
save us rally monkey
lets go torii lets go

119th pitch, 97 MPH

what a horrible pitch

lol

i love it

TORIIIIIII HUNTERRRRR!!!!
Torii! Torii! Torii! Torii!
THANK YOU TORIIIIIIIIIIIII
YOU GUESSED RIGHT TORII!
TORII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE BITCH
OMG!!! Finally!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mathis would have called for the heater
phyz blow the microphone

audio level destroyed. amateur hour even in moments of glory.

Kindda lonely in the booth?
cmon kendry

make this fuentes proof

you got this K-Mo hes got nothing
MORE KOWBELL TIME.
EXHALE Mr. Furley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Viva Kendry Morales
Whew. 96 MPH?

Greinke isn’t really pulling any punches.

Greinke at 122. Damn he wants this.

EVERY night is Mexican night in ANAHEIM!

And every night is Mexican GANG night

at Dodger Stadium!!!

Lets go K-Mo lets go
I hope your arm falls off Greinke
You know when the fastball is coming

Because Greinke goes into labor.

Ugh. Come on K-mo
dang, at least we tied it
Torii saves the inning and the game (for now)
Crap. Atleast we tied it. Good news is Lackey has a MUCH lower pitch count.
Sometimes I wish our guys never won any individual awards

IYKWIMAITYD.

Its amazing to me that a guy with a 2.23 ERA

has 8 losses on the year…………

If Greinke was a Yankee or Red Sox he’d have 20 wins

Heck, if he were playing for us he'd have 18 or 19.
speaks volumes of the shitty KC offense.
If his team score just one run

He’s lucky to get any wins

14 SDSU UCLA 23
Awwww. Atleast the US is winning over El Salvador.
Gonna need another DP John.
hope someone is warming up
If this was a Yankees-Sox pitching duel

how long would it take to make it a heavy repeat game on ESPN Classic?

these are the royals tho
Your powers of perception are astounding
could be in the future
Lackey is a gamer
Panther
whoa! i'm just reading a Reason article about Bernanke and Milton Friedman
Interesting piece. Kid who wrote it is like 12
Not entirely persuasive, but interesting nonetheless
We'll print a version in the mag

Kid probably doesn’t exactly know the nuances & back history of the monetarists vs. the Austrians, but at least he picked up the damned phone, etc.

well, who does know all those nuances!

There’s little that economic libertarians like more than arcane discussions about the dogmas of economic theory.

Still need that DP.
Lackey is only at 87 pitches
woooohoooooooooooooooo
MATHIS BEST EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Runner safe on replay.

Don’t give Jeff too much credit :)

Aybar Save on replay

Dont give De Jesus Credit.
Thats a bullshit thing to say haha

Roll Call

Can’t believe that just happened

Nice throw--Mathis!

Nice block—Aybar!

SIT DOWN TREY, TRAY, TREE, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS
Cabrera doesnt make that tag

he’d receive it on the infield grass and try and reach behind

Fergosi spikes his ass!!
Nice half inning
Perfect execution from the Angels.
Excellent inning, John, Jeff.
nice left hook by anderson
Fans are booing their team?
probably booing

the call on the CS

The ump, I'd imagine.
They would have to boo the group that they outnumber

Expanded rosters you know

Sweet DeJesus in a sugar pot

That’s the 3rd out.

Soria's curveball is insanely good.
but his mom likes sailors
"Little things in the game"

like blown calls responsible for the tie game…

Greinke career high 125 pitches

0 ER

come on jeff "best ever" mathis
lets have a ding dong jeffy
Why is Napoli not batting?
because he forgot how to hit a baseball.
Since when did Jeff figure it out?
Hit a couple on the nose last night
i missed last nights game.

all i remember from him recently is striking out and hitting 160 with RISP

Mathis will strike out
The reverse-psychology didn't work
WTF

why the hell is mathis not getting PH here? WE NEED AN EFF’N RUN!

does sosch ever use his bench?
Yes, like when he had Mathis pinch-hit for VLAD last week.

Another decision in the continuing series “Odd Managerial Decisions to Blow Your Mind, by Mike Scioscia.” Sometimes they work!

Looks like Lackey might come in for the 9th
he goddamned better
that what i thought
Only got 89 pitches, no reason why not.
Yikes. 1 more inning, Big John.
John Lackey's Wife?

Daaaaaaamn

and Quinlan's legendary wife
YES - Figgy
next to Q's wife..

very nice

Holy Shit

Lackey’s wife. I think what I just thought is illegal in about 45 states.

and now i now why qunny is always tired

ANOTHER reason to re-sign big John. Beauty like that BELONGS in OC!

what bout Q's wife?
Q's wife should be playing 1st base against left handers
I hear she shags balls well.
Somebody needs to get me a screencap of Mrs. Lackey, I missed her
she sure is happy

tonight… was there free alcohol in their box seats?

why does Q's wife sit so close to the real baseball players wifes?
wonder how many positions she claims she can play
when she flips pancakes

at home, does she have a goofy flip?

i'd flip her pancakes
lefty righty

i’d hit it , and hit it quinlan style circa 2006

Ba-dum-ching

She probably teaches them all.

Epic fail, should be reply to QGS above
Foghorn Leghorn

comes out in the 9th tonight…

Fizz: in theah’!

Oh nuts. Come on John, 1 more out.
perfect time to tell me about infiniti
no time

for Howards? c’mon guys! it’s the Labor Day sale…

john would shit a brick if sosh pulled him here.
The question is what would he do with the brick afterwards?
throw it at sosh

Then he’s in danger of being called John “Monkeyboy” Lackey for the rest of his career.

use it as a weapon, presumabley.
Will they IBB Teahen?
No.

Don’t want to get John out of his rhythm.

don't think so but....
Just 1 more strike, big man.

Cameraman likes her!

i mean who wouldnt

MY wife just called me sexist.

the old KC guy

sitting next to her likes it too. who wouldn’t… I don’t think anybody told him he’d be sitting in the WAG section tonight.

Jeff looked like he was playing with his balls, was flashing so many signs.
multitask

who says you can’t do both??

HE WENT!
According to Terry he barely moved.
He stuck his bat out and that's enough.
show me the replay!
i wanna see the replay again

just to see mrs. thunder mountain and mrs. q-ball again.. damn..

suddenly

I want to take up a new hobby, model railroads.

HE GOT HIM LOOKING!
Atta babe

Lackey!!!

Your so getting laid big john
Standing at the backwards K
The Chick to the left of his wife is HOTTER
mrs. q

idk.. why do we have to choose?

You think so?

Naw.

nah

she has tweaker eyes

Q's wife needs to be seated in the upper view section
she should just sit in the clubhouse and help q make sandwiches
RUNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS Please
Now.....PLEASE.....score a few runs!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i’d hit it

Why have we never met this woman before??
Free baseball for Zu
Why are all their wives in Kansas City?
bbq
+1 chicks dig the bbq sauce ;)
They love sweet n salty meat
HOLY CRAP!

Soria is out of the game? He only threw 10 pitches in the 9th.

Shake Yabuta!
(kc and the sunshine band...)
Or wait, never mind

I fail again.

Nicely "zapped". :)
What a great pitch

Let’s jump on this Yabuta guy

figgins fake bunts at an elevated flat curve
walk please oh please oh please
Yabuta has a nice splitter
Nuts.
As General McAuliffe said when the 101st Airborne was ordered to surrender at the Battle of the Bulge
i cant stop saying yabuta
that makes

the two of us.

yabuta yabuta yabuta yabuta ...
Show me some runs

please

Oh jeez good thing I brought lots of beer and cigarettes home
Lately, we're making ANY pitcher...

look like Cy Young.

To be fair, 2 of the last 4 pitchers we faced have a decent claim to that title.
Christy Mathewson was the trivia answer early tonight

And he was better than Cy Young.

That one out lowered his ERA 4.5 runs
can jepsen go in anyways if the angels have the lead?
yeah

“Fuentes if there’s a lead”… yeah cuz there’d be nothing for him to blow otherwise.

what time is tomorrows game?
2:10 Eastern
in that case

I’ll be sure to set the alarm for 11:09 Pacific

Here are your co-panthers, regardless of the outcome

Lackey (in the blue) and Quinlan’s wives. The ever elusive Mrs. Quinlan, folks:

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg54/RoboCoppola/lackeyandquinlan002.jpg?t=1252201440

lots of gold there
Mrs Quinlan's Goofy Bling
tackey , big time.
Los Angeles Angels

of Stepford

Bobby come on bro
wish we would have had a runner there
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It's gotta be Jepson, lead or not...

been through too much to trust this one to Fuentes.

strike 2

was his pitch!

Wish he'd tried it.
"i refuse to swing until its 3-2"
Only Bobby gets that call.
Abreu pretty lucky there...
Whos your daddy?
four....................
wait on the pitch, Vlad
Ball four Mr Japan

BTW, has anyone seen how much of a proper nutjob the new First Lady of Japan is? She whacko!

Proper?

Oh, you’re so…European.

No biggie, we've all been to Venus
wait, she doesn't mean that strip club in Clerkenwell?
Never been there :)
you know....stag do....or something
Is it green?

I would think it is great big molten lakes of fire. Hopefully she thinks the Japanese PM’s junk is as big as Venus is big.

she reminds me of

chicks i dated from the internet 9-10 years ago. Look pretty, nice, then… in a moment of intimacy… complete wackjobs not worth bangin.

Must be easier, 10 years later

to just tell yourself that you just didn’t want to bang’em, rather than admit the truth. ;-)

hot girls are too much trouble

that’s why i date teh fatties

Because they have ow self-esteem and standards?
No cuz they're easy
there';s never a good reason not to bang a hot chick

NEVER

I was referring to the fatties

not the hot chicks.

And there is an excuse if she’s…been around the block.

That's what my great-grandfather told me when I was 6

I asked Dad what he meant, and he said I’d find out :)

worth bangin as long as you know she's a whacko
Good distance, more to the right.
Vlad has GOT to stop swinging at that crap.
wonder how many times that has been said in his career
about 67.5% of the time
I'm supposed to stop smoking, drinking and cussing

Failing on three levels right now.

angels get shut down by the powerful yabuta
speaking of psyKobeaches

J E P S E N

w000 99 on the FB.

bringing the heat and da funk

Can't believe he has fewer Ks than IP
Did Phyzz just say "Soulja Boy"?

Good god.

Unless it was in reference to Lackey's wife

and had something to do with ‘supermaning,’ soulja boy should NEVER be referenced.

I'd supersoak dat hoe
phyzz

gonna do “his soulja boy” back to the dugoutt.. wtf?

phyz doing the soulja boy...

is possibly the funniest thing ive ever imagined.

Great play by Figgins

Jepsen should pitch the 11th

sweet inning there Kev
Lets superman dat hoe
Let's rattle some bats!

Figgins is class. I love Desmond.

Let's Battle Some Rats
Rollin' Down da Street Rollin' Indo

Sippin’ on GIn and Guice

Laid back

With my mind on my money and my money on my mind

Lawdy Dawdy We Like's to Party We Don't Botha Nobody
k3yerout = Kowbell

did not look good at all

FH Yabuta just whiffed the Kowbell
He is throwing pus
NO....yobutaahh
Ticos shall beat the frejoleiros
Rivers on first.
Philip Rivers Goes DEEP

TouchDown CHARGERS

That was a damn good pitch

not sure Yabuta didn’t get screwed there. But who cares?

wooohoooo

eybar

Hunter scores!!!!

SEPTEM-BAR!

Hunter was motoring
Theres been a part 3 thread for about 20 minutes

here

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