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September 4th Game Thread

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Get us started, Figgs.
Git som o' that KC barbeque!!!
who are our announcers tonight???

TV: rex phyzz
RADIO: Rory terry

Wins please.

I cant have the Angels dying on me when I know there is no relief in sight from the Bills.

Go team!

Same here.

I don’t see the Rams getting better

i like the chargers

ready for football…

I'm the stereotype bandwaggon fan with football.

I don’t care until playoff time.

Ah, me too

F football. Baseball’s where it’s at.

The Rangers are on quite the tear right now.
completely over powered abreu

sure glad kendry is batting 6th, izturis has a higher slugging % than abreu

So Bobby is still slumping, yet it was a good idea to put him batting 3rd?

I dont see the point in that

.214 over the last month

1 xbh in his last 16 games.

it’s ridiculous

Nice steal, Izzy.
Vlad going for the early lead
i think morales and napoli

do damage today

LAA should win 3 of 4 of series or sweep.....

Tex 4
Bal 0

Angels NEED to take this series

and Texas needs to lose. I’m hoping the loss of Young effects them

Hamilton's out too
I just read Ham was out for tonight..

hopefully its more!

roll call

For runs, wins, good pitching.

And Texas losing.

Go Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooss
My friend is an O's fan.

I told him that if they beat the Rangers this weekend then I forgive him for the ’79 ALCS

67 degrees there....wow I'd love to have 67 degree weather right now.
Its 80 here..

In Denver, Thanks goodness for MLB.TV =)

Now, now, shouldn't wish ill on other players

But would be nice to see the Rangers in a slump…

Indeed, no wishing injuries on other teams. Karma will bite you every time.
Yeah.

And the victory tastes that much sweeter when the other team is at full strength

This. Very much this
Nice inning Jered.
10 pitch 1st inning is always nice.
Here's hoping the Red Sox go into a deep slump.....

so LAA win division . Texas plays Yanks . and we take on DET.

What happened to Gil Meche?

Did he get injured?

Shoulder fatigue
i have life fatigue
Wonder pets fatigue
what is up with all the latin fellows and their abe lincoln facial hair?
Are you talkin about Tejeda?
Yurg. Bad Kendry.
Enough with the k's
That's what I was just about to say..
++++++++++++++++++++1
I see we're back to the streaky offense again........

but this time its the bad streaky.

Oh hey. It's the very enthusiastic umpire
Providing the only entertainment so far.
wow, k'd the side....bad news bears
Lovin this new offense we've got for September...

lol

It will get us right into the postseason...

not…

have you guys seen this torii hunter video before?

LINK

That's where the "Ima ruin your birthday!" meme came from.
I Love Torrii

lol that was hilarious!

That kids face is hilarious
To bad that didn't hit FIZZ!!! Kansas City BBQ!
Aloha Ya'll

LETS GO HALOS

Yurg, get the DP.
Give that man a prize
there goes the no-no
let's do this, Weav
Damn DUCKFARTS!
Thats why the Boise State guy got KO'ed last night

He called the Oregon RB that.

GA playin' center today?;P
Bloop single, can't do anything about that.
Hey has Phys mentioned Kansas City BBQ?
Was that not strike 3?
Borderline, maybe a little high
Whew. Little close there, Jered.
keep putting up those 0's Jered......

offense has to click eventually

Phyzz makes the right call on that out. Maybe he still has a chance to reform.

NOT

Nice try, Naps.
He made great contact

Just at the LF

Good evening everybody from Pleasantville, NY

Let’s start scoring some runs. I feel like we’re…well, the Royals

Time to break out of this slump Admiral
the whole team couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat

in the middle of the atlantic ocean

Yuck. Can't buy a basehit.
I didn't see the Angels game on Wednesday

How was Kazmir’s debut?

another cy young pitching
What is wrong with this team

seems like everyone forget how to hit

acid in the Gatorade
DeJesus was really mad about that pop up.
Weaver efficient tonight
If I can gain about twenty more pounds

I’m going to the ump school

F***ing hat the ump school

It’s also five times louder than the Royals broadcast.

Lets be patient this inning boys
War?

They must be 80 years old

This offense sprung a damn leak

sssssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssss

They are running on fumes

and we are only in the first week of september…not good.

Boy King must be sleeping with the ump's daughter
Tom Hallion

notorious for his 180 degree twist called strikes

Maybe bobby should start swinging first pitch?

Seems to get an awful lot of first pitch strikes these days.

So he can weak ground outs sooner?
bu but but but but but but

who would teach all the yong angels about plate discipline?

Do you really want that to be Hatcher's job
A guy up in the press box with a rifle?
Any Zu Long sighting yet?
Haven't seen him, I assume the next time Kendry is up we may get a sighting.
I thought he said he was going to Sat and Sun games.
He's at the Friday night game, he just didn't get there for batting practice and

to see if he could meet up with Rex.

Oh, okay.

Cool. Thanks.

It's the ROYALS for god sake
I guess the October offense has shown up a month early
Is that bad or good?
bad if it keeps us from playing in October
well its not looking good.
This looks more like the December offense
Byrd's given up 7 runs in 2.1 IP against the Chisox
Lived on cloud 9 for one week...

not bad

shoulda stayed retired
Or sign with a NL team

all the BP AL pitcher seem to throw like Cy Young winners

I see another book coming out of this
Tejeda, Tostada what the heck is this? It's the Royals for cryin' out loud.
didn't Tejeda give the roids to Raffy?

in the form of vitamin B12

boston 0 chisox 7 , tex 5 bal 1

might as well post it . Its a 3 team race from now on .

scoreboard watching is great and all.........

but really doesnt matter if the team doesnt take care of its own business.

Unless Texas loses every game from now on
KC BBQ finger licking good?
Great pitch

lucky hit

If this guy score , game over ......
short game for you
Man somebody drank there

negative juice today.

Boston too is looking over theit shoulder.....for texas
Going to bed early now?
Maybe we'll get em tomorrow ED
Damn little league games never give you enough time to come back
Tex takes the Division, we take the wild card

Boston not in playoffs, we face NYY in the 1st round, Tex plays Detroit who they have a terrible record against and then we kick the Tigers’ asses in the ALCS. Cool?

Well said Miss Cleo
now if you can only get Dionne to shill for you
I like that scenario better ......remember we won it all as a wildcard .
All with two outs
this is not good at all
good night ....see you u guys . Gonna check my blood pressure .
Stop nibbling Jered
Come on, Jered get the last out.
Can't really say bad to Sosh...the guys arent hitting . well FU hatcher
I like how when we hit, it's all because of Abreu

but when we don’t, it’s because Hatcher finally got through to them

Can't sleep yet . It's only 6:19 in LA
vodka
and

ambien…Patrick Kennedy special

Royals announcers saying Napoli's putting on a defensive "clinic"
Really...

…….Yup….. I got nothing

The LAA will counter this inning with another 123 inning

believe me guys .

Pessimism is a bitch
Jered might be trying to be too perfect

seeing as the offense is struggling a bit.

He actually got away with a couple of meatballs this inning

Not locating especially the changeup.

RAdar Gun Doesn't catch that third strike

only the most important pitch of the game FSN dumbfugs

I honestly dont think I can watch any more games on TV with the sound on

my hate of Phys has grown to levels that might effect my health.

Im getting physically angry just listening to him

Let's Go Angels!

mini sirloin burgers now

BBQ Reference

I want Phys to die.

he will

we all do

I wanna listen to an LAA with that Yankee announcer......

An Abomb from BAM BAM….

No, you don't

When I listen to Sterling, I want to puncture my eardrums

I actually like him

Hes so ridiculous it grows on you.,

A grand slam

from Bam Bam

A Teixt message

to left field

Mo-Bomb
Heard this new one ...Texiera sends a TEXT MESSAGE to the right field seats
after the last week i promise not to complain about our pitching anymore
liar
i'm going to complain about our offense
you'll complain about both
So Torii Hunter counts as 2 outs?

That’s not legit

so the guy with two last names is owning us.........

how lovely

I feel like our offense is trying too hard to hit homers

And have been failing for the past 23 innings

anyone know the record of the halos

since the return of Vladdy?

15-14

Which is totally Vlad’s fault because he’s only hit .313/.364/.580, with 9 homers, 21 runs and 17 RBIs.

put a fork in him...he's so obviously done
What I like to happen now ....is that scene in the Untouchables ....

every player sitting around the table …and Sosh walking around with a baseball bat , then suddenly started pounding VLAD with the bat saying …lay off the first pitch , lay off the first pitch over and over .

This is F'n crazy
Get ejected Sosh

Fire up this team

hes in the dugout already
time for another closed door meeting.........

although I believe the fellas may be a tad burnt out.

Um...he's totally ****ING OUT.
Stupid Umpire.
This is what happens when you have two days off for the entire stretch run

in a already long season.

1 down, Aybar-riffic bunt.
A called strike for Weaver would fire this team up

Calling it

Ask and Ye Shall Recieve
same pitch

same spot

checking in, I am sure that everybody is in a good mood tonight (not)
Holy crap......

this ump blows……..that called K was way outside according to gameday

Yeah, but I'll take it.

Angels, shake off the damn rust and own this guy.

ump should've checked his gameday iphone app
So what was Mel from Fullerton ranting about last night on The Drive?

I tuned it out as soon as I heard his name.

Go opfield if he's going away from you, Mike.
Is it time to start watching Boston games

to keep an eye on the Wild card

i refuse to feel behind, until we're behind
+1

you’ve been taught well grasshopper

I'm starting to worry about the same thing
evey at bat we go without a hit

makes me that much more frustrated

its probably worse for the players........
Cupla good ABs there
would've been nice to have a man on base for that pitch
there we go Aybar.
he figured out he was better off not swinging at all
Nice walk, Erick.

Lets go Figgs.

Nice, 2 on for Izzy.
Going to the pen.
Hit the road Tejeda, and don't let the door hit you on your way out
we walked him to death!
Walking Rally bounces the starter from the game

I’ll take it

Any bets on whether we try to double-steal on Farnsworth?

I bet yes.

I'm here for the rally
and Im here for the ladies
Can I have some more minutes?

Oooohhhh… killer mom glare

First pitch again! Damn you mice tits!

Please don’t waste another gem!

yeah swinging at the first pitch from a new pitcher.........

not exactly the best idea

So it looks like the Rangers won .
was that the first pitch ?

stupid stupid stupid

opposite double coming
Fasball up the middle coming
C'mon Vladdy be Good
Is that a Chuck Berry song?
Honestly I have no clue .
All your base are belong to Halos
Now this is where we have been struggling lately.

Let’s hope we can come through his time.

Grand Slam would be good now
With that said. Vlady will ground out. :(
I'll take a base hit at this point.
first GS here we go
just a single vlad

don’t just swing for a GS

Vlad, now would be a good time to not suck.
Look at the bright side

he cant hit into a GIDP

Vlad: "Note to self -- don't suck"
pastball or wildpitch will do for me
i have a bad feeling
how is vlad's g-spot
At this point a Balk

might be our best chance

how about a forfeit
wild pitch please over vladdys head
strike out & wild pitch please
Vlad, that was even out of YOUR strike zxone
Please stop swinging at that crap Vlad.
Que...?
Swinging at pitches low and away a foot out of the zone.
let the fans ran into the field ...and forfeit this game
Ugh !!!
This is why we don't talk about grand slams.
oh please like it's my fault c'mon now
pathetic at bat

attaboy flaildimir

Way to suck Vlad....
Well, shit sandwich
zzzzzzzz, wake me up when the Angels' bats arrive
could be waiting till March if this keeps up.
Vlad just chase 4 balls or 6 balls outside the plate
Gamedy indicates four in a row.

Well out of the zone.

Vlad just takes a few and the game would be tied.

should have bunted
Son of a Bitch

Sit vlad for the sake that we did better without him

I'd like to say you're wrong, but his approach in situations like that is just SO irritating.
mathis pinch hit
didn't Vlad look like the Predator before his haircut ....?
Yeah but he still swung like

Pippy Longstocking

Cy Young voting should be like the BCS

if it were Felix performance from the other day takes a hit

time to change this game's underwear

there is a GAME THREAD 2 up now

if this keeps up........we will be in 2nd place next Tuesday.....

unbelievable ffffffffing unbeleivable

look at it this way.....if we don't make the post season.....it won't be as bad as 95 or

was 96..

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