Halos Heaven

let's do this thing called WINNING!!

Slingbox is the best

being able to watch TV while keeping my 19th month old watching Barney for a bit is awesome, man I love that thing, actually of thinking of getting another one

Rats, 1 down.

Let’s go, Izzy.

Erm, Admiral.

can we get a rally

there is your start

cause i asked for it

now finish it Vlad

Aybar with a clean liner single to center

It's a trap!

It's a trap!

You two have clearly been spending too much time together

It's always a trap.

rally!

Yay Bobby.

CHUPA!

Abreu with a clean liner single to left

YEAH! CHUPA HIT!

hope they groove one on the first pitch

i'm holding my breath

what is vlad going to do this time? please be good vlad!!

Lord please give Vlad some patience for one at-bat...

C'mon Vladdy.

Now would be an awesome time to put one over the fence, Vlad.

Yes, it would.

NICE

LETS GO!

woooohoooo

Another broken bat....

but it got the job done.

I hate broken bats.

Vlad has had to many lately...

not getting around on the inside pitch.

An awful lot of broken-bat hits end as outs at first.

And also GIDP

Ok, we'll take that.

Vlad with a clean liner single to center

Lewin had a rehearsed call for a groundout there

not meant to be, bitch

Fight On!

c'mon Torii

I'll TAKE IT!!

See that

“Poof” of something when he hits the ball?

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Teh VLAD!

Keep it goin’, Torii!

Dear Torii,

Keep this going. No DP. Prefferably a hit.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

PS dont do that.

Do what?

Get a hit? :)

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

That works.

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Fox 11 SUCKS. Really don't love the yellow screen.

win #11 for palmer?

yaay for palmer’s offensive mojo!!

Evans on the bases.

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOHOOOO

Did Quentin fly out to center?

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

YES!!!

T O R i i D

BOOYEAH!!

You gotta send Bobby there

Quentin has a rag arm

agree on the piss poor arm

They did

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Hunter with a clean liner single to left

YES!

LETS GO, RIVERS!

If I was a White Sox fan

I’d be pretty pissed at the location of that 0-2 pitch

3 - 2 pitching change

Johnny Rivers facing Redneck Whitebeard

i just saw

mike napoli and his high socks standing on deck with a bat in his hands..

I'm busting out the Rally Fox

Gogogogogo.

Dead Juan,

Please tie this up. A single. That’s it. No DP.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

dear Figgy4life

I sucked on that one.
Juan

thanks for letting the genie out of that bottle

Juan's not dead, is he?

he is to me

BOTG Juan!

Well, shit.

bollocks

Juan Riviera you piece of Shit

Oh how I love Rivera.

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Damnit Juan.

Juan Rivera bigtime suckage

t e r r i b l e DP

JR f'd that up. F'd it up good.

The worse thing is I told myself that was going to happen.

You Bastard!

Juan Rivera with

2 GIDPs

Whee

Your lucky tour replacement is GMJ

Cry me a Rivera

Alright, that sucked, but it's okay.

We got two.

...Crud.

Gotta hold ’em. Send in Jepsen!

Palmer can hold them too.

Nah, leave Palmer out there.

His magic is working.

on the first effin pitch

vladdy influance

Nah. Common strategy vs a reliever.

They’re throwing a first pitch fastball to try and get the range, so you jump on it.

Typo:

*So you roll over on it

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Well, that is also a possibility, yes.

If the game ended now,

It’d be a tight BOTG race between Rivers and Abreu

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

3 more outs, Matt.

Hey George Washington,

Grow a REAL beard

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

What?

Jenks

Yeah, but I don't remember ever seeing George with a beard.

YOu mean Uncle Sam.

Yes I did

Don’t know what the he’ll was wrong with me lol

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

You know for all that Matt Palmer is lucky to be 10-1

which obviously luck is a huge part of that record. He has a dang good shot of having a season ERA under 4. Well done Matt!

DP right here please

Oops. Come on, Matt, DP.

Get the DP Matt.

Hard ta

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

*tag

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

I'll take it

Quentin sticks his arms out a little

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Right. One more.

Ed@northridge - September 12, 2009 reply

Double play written all over it , with rivera at bat ....

I could predict that 10 out of 10 /

Shaddup.;

+1

and that is not a winky emoticon, just a typo.

Honestly rather woulda had GMJ

Up there

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

???

Dude if you’re serious, I don’t know what to tell you other than that’s moronic, and very thankful Soth is in charge

Haha

Sarcasm

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Ah. Nevermind then.

Sorry.

I think you might be alone on that one

8th inning the other night a dinger w a man on. did you predict that?

put up or shut up ed

lottery numbers NOW or stuff a sock in your crystal ball.

Awe.

1 more.

I think Rios misses the great white north

He no longer is able to derive power from Tim Hortons coffee

I want a K

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

I'll take a W

Your wish is granted.

Eddings excited

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Forget about the baserunner, Matt.

BEAUTY pitch!

nice work by matty

Good Palmer. We can win this now.

Palmer has nice movement on his fastball.

Sit DOWN.

Great pitch there.

play of the game coming up for UCLA

3rd and goal up by 6 late in the 4th

4th down Tenn

has to go for it with only 2:15 left

UCLA holds

1st and 10 from their like 2

SBN has a Bruins blog

thanks.

I want that WiFi toy for my car.

why is he up

Agree. What's going on?

Juice in for Bobby? Really?

RISP-a-lot in. Watch him make me pay for my comment about not wanting him up.

THAT pitch was HIGH.

so is eddings

and probably rex too..

Wow, ump screwed Juice on that one.

Doug Eddings.

Should have seen the pitch he called Morales on last inning. I shit you not, 8 inches outside.

NOT A STRIKE EDDINGS YOU DOUCHE.

Geez, Jenks' beard makes him look like a goat.

yup

let's hope he is

the goat!

here comes the shadow

creeping toward home plate

That doesn't help us, does it.

make up for strike 1

He didn't call that one lol

he called that a strike all game

finally called it right

I'll take a walk

me too

There it is

That one wasn't even close

(The pitch outside) that was a strike

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

yea gamecast shows it WAY outside too

Haha,

Zu :P

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

yes

Hey. Nice BB for GMJ.

leadoff walk gmjhgh

...Wow.

Way to go, Gary. O_O

walk off ding dong time

Sock it to 'em K-Mo.

I've got a FEVER.

Like I said. Totally kharma for ragging on him earlier.

same happened to me

you see that hit Q got? scorcher!

LOL

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

We should probably try ragging on Kowbell.

I'd say he's doing just fine without it

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Settle down, Kendry.

A high fly to right should carry out for a HR right now.

Game winning Bomba!

Not yet.

but even a triple’s okay

anything that scores us a run is ok.

Ed@northridge - September 12, 2009 reply

Can you feel the Abomb from bam bam

Just shut up now, please?

mockery, please

allow him to look even more foolish

you predicted wrong

when you did predict

shit. the shadow is right on home plate.

once the ball reaches the shadow

the hitter has already decided what to do with it..

NICE

WHOOOOOOOO

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Perfect hit and run.

corners

no out

S O T H B A L L ftw

YEAH!

let's go izzy

tanana40 - September 12, 2009 reply

KOWBELL!

Maicer, your mission: GET THAT RUN HOME.

LETS GO IZTURIS!

We're in business...

Maicer has been popping up a lot here in these situations

I’m not feeling that though this time

The 3-3 game yesterday has done wonderful things for my confidence in him.

Ed@northridge - September 12, 2009 reply

opposite field double

don't push it

miss clio

Call me babies

Ya know,you're really annoying.

TIED

GAME IS TIED!!!

That works

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

that was a ball but we will take the SF

tanana40 - September 12, 2009 reply

Walk doesn't help a whole lot.

Just lets them have a force at the plate. I’d WAY rather have the deep fly ball.

yeah!

I want to meet the chick that finds Jenks goatee attractive

No, you don't. Not unless you're that unattractive and have a shitload of money.

it's not a chick man

it’s T-Bag from Prison Break

jeebus

i’m gonna pee in my pants…

I will TAKE IT.

YEAH BUDDY!!

Great throw by Quentin

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

c'mon Figgy

Figginsnot so much

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

screw my fantasy team! make Jenks cry!!

aybar - you can be the hero again

or not

Indeed.

Come on, Admiral, keep the inning alive.

Extras

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Left side of the infield fail

Extras.

Come on Rally Fox gogo!

It's a monkey. The monkey works, so let's stick with it.

Free baseball!

Whoo!

Free baseball!

Well crap, Aybar swinging at the first pitch.

So Palmer for another inning, or go with someone else?

Palmer at 29 pitches.

......

I’m nervous….

"Don't be nervous, Phyzz, this is what we DO."

ME TOO

Ooooooooooooooo. Fuentes in.

hmm..

fuentes in a tie game? i never like seeing the closer pitch in a non-save situation..

ok... our win % goes down

dinosaur man in…

RAWR!

Meeeooowwww

...H'okay.

typical fuentes

crap

F word

Lets see how fast Brian can get us this loss.

Im guessing two batters.

you lose

FFFFFFFFFFFF

oh well

Go Jespen

Are they fooing or booing????

Oh for...

Come on, Fuentesaurus.

*deep breaths

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

POSITIVE THINKING!

I am positive that fuentes stinks right now. and I say right now.

on the bright side...

he didn’t hit a couple batters to get them on base… yet

this guy won't be

playoff ready…

F man needs some Ks now.

Someone go out there and give him a slap

OMG.

Dear Brian,

I want 0 runs this outing. 0. And I vote Fuentes4Panther.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Pull him now

dude is a head case

Well Fuentes, I hope you're pulling a K-Rod here.

K-Rods insane K/9 rates were a thing of beauty.

Let me kick your dinosaur gonads

You blow ( since the ASB )

shewwwww

Woot!!!!

NICE Torii

please give me a DP. Please.

That worked.

mastermind565 - September 12, 2009 reply

Fuentes literally blows

we need a K here

Bulger and or Jepsen get a lot more K’s

nice torriiiiii now we need a Dubs-play

That's one.

Get the DP.

smart move, soth

Now get two more.

Fuentes is OUT

BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTF is with AJs hair? He get into a fight with bleach and LOSE??

Looks like it.

+1

psyKo!

JEPSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go go Jepsen.

And Fuentes is out of the game.

have we see a switch in roles

Crap. I hate Fox. It just went straight to the ad.

Zeus descending from the heavens to SMITE these fools.

OK PsyKo.

Get that DP.

stupid FOX replay

two windows – one long shot on a shrunken screen to accomodate the other shot that is in the shadow so dark that it is impossible to tell what is happening – so you have a blackscreen and players looking smaller than ants.

This one is better than Fuentesaurus.

You can throw better than that, right?

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

I sure hope I will.

DPDPDPDP

DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP

SublimeStar - September 12, 2009 reply

+++++++++++1111111111111

Mark this day down

As the day Sosh took out his closer in the middle of an inning in which he had not given up a run

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

That's no first.

Non save situation you know.

and he says he doesn't look at standings... yeah right.

UCLA wins!

funny sears commerical w/farve not being able to make a decision

Was that Favre? I wasn't paying a lot of attention.

it was

Fuentes must kill the morale in the Clubhouse

he takes more wins away from people than anyone I know…

how many piss-poor closers are you friends with?

Yeah, all those.... wait, doesn't he have something like 40 saves?

yes, and yet he is still terrible. his luck streak seems to have run its course

fuentes is done

Dear Kevin,

Get an Old Man River to GIDP.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

These don't work.

dp please

Dear Mr. Jetson, smoke this chump

crap

...Mathis?

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

no

Napoli remember?

I was saying

“Maybe Mathis gets that…? But then I saw the replay”

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Annnnnnnnnnnnd thats it

Not yet. We're at home, remember?

Failing on the National Stage is what the Angels do.

Im just kinda used to it.

Right.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

of course............

well, that was not very good at all.

Soth looked pissed

Damn

BOTG Fuentes

For not shutting the door when called upon

agree

We haven't lost yet

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

I'm just getting my fuentes anger out now lol

Scioscia pulling too many levers

Geez, there's no pleasing you.

Well

That scores him anyway

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

And there is Scioscia's

justification for playing Mathis

I doubt Mathis gets that

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Hey people--WE HAVEN'T LOST YET.

core of the order coming up

THANK YOU

i know look at the last 2 innings

people need to calm down

That's three--Mark it

3 times we have said the same thing today.

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

yeah, but it makes it a lot easier to win when we only need to score 1

Pussednik runs like a girl1

2 down.

Just get 1 more, kid.

mastermind565 - September 12, 2009 reply

so fuentes is in line for the loss?

yep!

but we’ll get Jepsen the win

SublimeStar - September 12, 2009 reply

This is not The Soth's fault

Fuentes gave up a lead-off double to a lefty hitter.

I hate intentional walks

Out!

We can score here.

No problem.

Good job, now let's get 'em.

norcaliangelsfan - September 12, 2009 reply

checking in......

and I had written this game off.

But... but... ... Angels Baseball!

was it a passed ball or wild pitch?

I'd say wild pitch.

Wild Pitch

WP, according to GD.

Wild pitch,

It better have been. WAY outside.

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Gameday says WP

And out of it.

I’d really like to have seen Jepsen in from the beginning. Ah well. Need 1 to tie, 2 to win Halos.

haha... this thread reminds of the one

that rev posted of the lonestar ball breakdown… not quite as bad though…

i doubt any of us are spitting chewing tobacco at the screen while we type

What, people freaking out for no reason and acting like the world is coming to an end?

I can’t imagine who in this thread you could be referring to … >_>

Heh.

The Tyrant Lizard needs a long breather to regain his mojo

Abreu

Make up time right here.

c'mon Bobby

reggie on deck

i hope you mean jackson

Bo?

Bunt Willits

michael

that was uncalled for.

it's not October yet...

so who is

going to hit in vlad’s spot? terry evans pinch ran for him..

Wood

up

Well Reggie is our best bunter

so…good call

But why have Reggie up with no one on

orrrr did he know Booby was going tog et on?

He knew.

Of course Bobby would get on. :-) It’s what he does.

I thought Evans stayed in as DH?

You could always leave Evans in.

c'mon Bobby

BB!

c'mon Reggie !

Abrew! Abrew! Abrew!

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

I'll take it

Bunt time!

yup - he better do it right

Right to the first baseman.

Way to GO, Bobby!

hmm..

i wonder what reggie is going to do here?

Weggie

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

bunt him over

reggie jackson. we need you.

On base.

Let’s DO THIS.

good start......but can reggie do it?

just go for the W

and call a hit and run

ok'

Perfect!

okie dokie

His bunts are SO PRETTY

I have a Willits shirt.

me too

Shadow Bunting

Willits as Andy Gibb

Hula Dula the Pale Hose ruin'a!

Torii - we need a hero please

cue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI

haha, didn't see that one coming

nice bunt reggie!

didn't see it happneing

because of Fox National’s shitty cameras

Reggie does his job

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Excellent!

Bring him home, Torii!

Yup, don't want to leave it to Rivera...

…well, not today, anyway

"BASEBALL MAKES ME CRANKY."

—Missus Halofan

Haha.

So true

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Hey look,

The Angels got one of these commercials.

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Yeah awesome!

yup - it's pretty cool too

Are you watching Fox?

Yes

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Brady Bunch Rally Monkey time!!!!

thats a cool commerical, except for fizz

Bad ending

Beyond devotion is sorta lame

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Food for thought:

Knowing that Rivera has GDP’d twice, do you walk Hunter to get to him?

THat's not the optimism I was looking for

general rule you don't put the winning run on base

so I doubt it, but I can see why he’d be tempted

Also don't bring in a reliever and force him to throw four balls.

No way.

3 run bomb from JR if you try that.

Also why bring in the new pitcher in that case?

Torii, I love you and I know you can get this done.

Now get out there and ruin their birthday.

Inspirational!

that was an AWESOME commercial

doing it for #34, all october long!

I liked it

World series in November...crazy

Lewin loves pointing out the Angels have hit nothing but singles.

Are they trying

To make money off Adenhart’s death?

rowast - September 12, 2009 reply

that was chuck richter

and foiled.

Rally Monkey power

Inspirational!

Dear Torii,

Get a hit. Make something happen.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

seriously tho

every single one of these has failed today..

has this ever worked?

sorry, I’m superstitious

Shit

come on Juan……………..

JR - all you.

let's do it Juan

Nuts.

Redemption time, Rivers.

Rivera

PLEASE.

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Fitting that Juan is batting

redemptiontime

Angel Aviator - September 12, 2009 reply

Bob Marley style?

No one to DP this time.

Guess you’ll just have to win it.

3 2 1 Blastoff Johnny Angel

why did you swing at that

Checked.

Wish

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

*eish

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

we get a break

Just get a hit and we can tie it back up

Don't be the goat, Juan.

yeahhhhh

Give the Cuban

Some credit

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Chops it by the mound...!

1st and 3rd!

WHEW!!

I'll TAKE it.

its on you naps

Napoli

make up for that shit behind the plate AT the plate, Mke

that curve was like a foot and a half outside

???

That was ridiculously outside

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

not sure how that was Naps fault

Time for a power nap.

Nap-oh-lee, Nap-oh-lee, Nap-oh-lee!

Kdjdbdjeifkdjsbsvsbsjsjsksksk

Figgi4life - September 12, 2009 via mobile reply

Grounded to 2nd. :(

Baseball makes me cranky sometimes too, Rev’s wife.

DAMN

FUENTES you blew this one

Alexi saves the game for the ChiSox

whats with the firs pitching swinging!!

Poo

lackey41 - September 12, 2009 reply

again

Nice work cheering on the Rangers, Josh

Good to hear you’re always on the job.

Suboptimal - September 12, 2009 reply

fuck-a-doodle-do

BAH.

Crap.

how many

1st pitch swings were there today?

Doctor Wu - September 12, 2009 reply

Lots.

damn

thanks, fuentes

NAPOLI 1ST PITCH, ASSININE!

Quad Fin Rider - September 12, 2009 reply

That's what I was thinking..

And anyone who has more than T-ball experience in baseball.

halofolife - September 12, 2009 reply

FUCK!

(September)

BOTG

Rivera..

Fuentes

i still think its Rivera

very unclutch.. most closers suck in non-save situations anyway..

fuentes sucks in all situations

Fuentes didn't shut the door whether it is tied or not

his job is to shut the door, he didn’t do that and I think he might be done….(hoping)

Fuentes

fuentes

Fuentes

Rivera

+1

Mathis

for being such a crappy catcher that he had to be replaced

norcaliangelsfan - September 12, 2009 reply

another series win......

keep em coming fellas……I’ll take 2 of 3 everytime/

jumping the gun just a bit man