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1st
603rd
wasnt that the rival unit from M*A*S*H?
8063rd

but close enough.

Hula Dula starting it off right
Nice pic up top there
Why is Mike Napoli in the White Sox dugout?
lauch one Jauncho
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE'S JOHNNY
Rivera is number Juan.......in my book
9/11...the day that changed America forever

Derek passed Gehrig with 2722 hits. Mark it down children

MVP 2009 that douche bag
when you talk about Derek...

that’s gay douche bag to you

Changed for the worse

But HK47 says Jeter is a good guy, so I’ll let it pass

not to mention......he bags some serious hot broads.....
and gives them the herpes
and crabs

and crab herpes

fools!!

Beards…all of them

Gonorrhea

I hear is his specialty

nah

that can be curred, so not all of them. just most.

If you were murdered by homicidal terrorists on 9/11, here's what you missed in the world of sports....
Brw Angel is Mark Whicker!!

stop the presses

Do you really think Mark Whicker would make the top 5 in the Pregame picks?
Stop channelling Mark Whicker
espn will be all over that garbage.

Jeter’s about as good as Gehrig’s left pinkie toe.

It's only a team record

and I can’t believe that the Skankees don’t have someone with over 3,000 hits with all the “greats” that have been on that team.

Little league stadium

Hard to get hits when the stadiums is designed for nothing but HRs.

not only could Jeter wear Gehrig's jock

he would

after smelling first
I think there are videos of that on the internet somewhere.
glad i didnt go

fuck the yanks (1st of the month)

Whoops. Torii went a little before he committed.
BALK!

Hey, whatever the Soth says must be true!

Howards is banking on that one
Try to keep that ball down, Joe.
How old is Derek ? 35+ not married

what’s wrong .

the way he gets women

why would u get married

that didn't stop A-Rod
We already knew Jeter was smarter than A-Rod.
Third base

is smarter than ARod

ummm...I must be too subtle
why would he want to get married....

so after a couple of years so chick can decide to leave him for the pool boy and take half his money?

No thank you.

either that or Derek

would leave with the pool boy

well we know if it was A-Rod.......

he would leave with Al Roker.

disguised as Madonna
can you say "pre-nup"
can you get a woman to sign it?
just tell them

they are signing something in support of ending women’s suffrage

why bother with a prenup

when you are free to just not get married and keep it all without paying a lawyer to assure this.

some people have religious mores
I don't think Jeter's one of them
prenup takes care of that
In his defense, I imagine with the number of hot women that throw themselves at him

any marriage would be put under quite a bit of strain.

So he can have a longer career

being married will suck the life right out of him.

hard to steal bases with a ball and chain
A Rod hurt his back trying

he got the idea now

Wow. You guys are really nice.All of you,, not just angelskid2210
Lou Gehrig is a friend of mine , Frankly Derek, you're no Lou Gehrig

is that original or what ?

I would expect nothing less
Saunders at 101 pitches. Nice game, Colonel.
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
7 inn....

101 pitches.

Damn good night for Joe.

guess that makes the over the winner
Nice work by Joe! Good use of the change during this game.
And taking controlling the inside

can’t forget that

The Colonel is back, ladies and gents.
Hokie Joe Dealin'
one thing i hate

kids singing

What about Kids Painting?????
you'd do great at elementary school holiday shows

“how many grades are there?”

Homer Simpson

Tell me she's lip-synching.
one thing i love

inglourious bastards

hell of a flick
Still enjoy Reservoir Dogs more

in terms of QT films.

I can't wait to see the Informant.

That’s a hell of a story.

If you are still promoting it

then I must go see it

Joe is cooking some tasty chicken!
I can't stand children actors or singers.
Let's Go Napoli!
Naps has no luck
Damn marine layer
Napoli is making solid contact!
Man, Naps can't buy a hit

Even with his 10 mill a year

10 million? Damn, ha better buy me a Bentley for all the pimping I do for him on the site.
Naps warning track power again.

Think somethings wrong?

Forgot to do thoe extra pushups
thickness of the air
damn marine layer
Too high.
What does Rex have do with warning track power?
Major League.

Or maybe Half-Baked?

Checking in everyone.

Colonel looks his night might be over, pitched great. Mice Tits with a big double, and Vladdy saying hello to R Munkee with a ribbie tonight.

Bulger sighting!

Yay!

isn't Vegas the city that never sleeps?
NY, NY has that title from long ago...

…although I HATE the Skankees….New York is a pretty amazing city

alls I could remember was the big apple

thanks

Vegas is the city that never stops costing money
Are those the same hats they wore on July 4?
Yeah and another game too
Veterans Day
Umm...Veteran's Day is November 11...perhaps you mean memorial day?
Thats might be it.

Everyday is Sunday in Hawaii, we never know dates.

Any highlight reel plays tonight?
Dang. I lose

I said the Angels would score in the 7th. :(

Prediction fail.
But I did say under for Saundo's pitch count

So I’m happy.

It was over.....

101 pitches > 98.5….

Oh jeeze

I thought Saundo’s was 96. Well I’m failing.

Memory fail.
K.

Now I just need to salvage this. The game must go for 2 hours and 31 minutes or more. Gogogogo

No team has scored in the 7th against Danks in his last 8 games.
Let's Speed this Game Up so I can get my 3 points
I think the current pace is just fine : )
Lets go Bulginator!
Bulger/Jepsen, future of our bullpen?
As someone pointed out, last year we thought the same of Dondo.

Lets see if we can get some consistency next season.

This is true...

…I was sooo looking forward to arredondo just dominating this year.

biggest disappointment of the year
Injuries will do that to a player
and Kohn down in Rancho
And Shields back from surgery
Could Bulger's ERA be any lower

considering he’s allowed like 3 Grand Slams

Quentin did'nt fly out.
Instead of flying out to center

He singles on a ground ball to center.

rule thumb for little league umps

each out equals 6 minutes

good to know on hot saturday afternoons

Dono...you're screwed
Anyone know how much the AM830 golf tourney costs?
It is sold out

but spectators are welcome.

no more Bulge

bring in Wood!

There you go Mike Fetters

Umm, I mean Jason Bulger

Awesome.

My only Angel signature was from Mike Fetters. He patted my head after signing the ball and he was filled up with static electricity and shocked me.

clap of shame
Soth can cause pain with that

Kindda Kung Fu Hustle like

Man.

Bulger hasn’t pitched a full inning in a while has he?

H'okay, Mike goin' into strategy mode, I guess.
Uncanny though

Never has a manager been more consistently correct.

Counting my 30 plus of observation anyway...
probably wants some guys to get work in

instead of throwing just a bullpen session.

Oliver makes him right
The Soth is doing his homework

Bulger
vs. RHB (2009)
.214/.288/.340

vs. LHB (2009)
.205/.324/.455

Umm...I understand the lefty-lefty matchup, but really Soth? At this point why not just leave JBulge in?
Time of Game- 2:30.5?

Over: 70
Under: 3

dun dun.

Somehow I bet this game doesn't end in the next 15 minutes.
Wisdom of the crowds?
Owned.
You mean Naps chin , right?
Oliver

One of the only consistent relievers we have right now.

Sing Oliver to four more years!
I kinda think he might prefer money.
Yeah, this damn recession changes everyone.
sure

what song though? is the Safety Dance acceptable?

It's no really that safe though
but it is awesome
Men Without Hats

nice!

Only if ain't children singing

the no likie

la la la Darrin la la

I give up. I can’t do this for four years

Geeze kotsay might as well of just swung at it
Come on Ollie! Do it for Alice.
Alice doesnt live here anymore
I'll see your Ellen Burstyn

And raise the stakes with a Linda Lavin. :)

Whoops, come on Darren.
Ollie Ollie in come free
Time for me to get some sleep.

Here’s hoping we can manage to get through the 9th without giving up 4+ runs. ;)

do something for once your life izturis
For a second I was like:

Why is the Yankee game delayed? And I went to check on Weather.com.

Then I realized I live in NYC, and just looked outside.

Damn dude.

Might want to get outside more. Lay off the net for a while.

NYC kicks your ass hard

i am always shocked how my nyc friends are totally up on every tv show.

Sadly enough

I just came back from eating at a diner and used an umbrella.

Got some of Rex's stash I see
That's what I see.
Okay.

That made spew pizza on my keyboard. Thanks a lot.

Spew pizza?

Man, I want to drink a pizza soda. That sounds both disgusting and delicious.

I was in mid-chew.
I figured as much. :D

Glad to give some color to your keyboard.

Using all your resources available to you

Brilliant

Such as the window.
monday forecast

is CLEAR!

Ha! Nice...

What part, Manhattan or one of the other boroughs?

I'm in Union Square
ya never know what you gonna find there
Crazy drunk people

Not too far off my predictions.

But not in Greenwich Village.
True story

I used to be one of those people every week.

Just wandering around the Village at 3 AM with no ability to walk straight

Nice...pretty somber day over there I'm sure...

…i visit the city at least once a year, have some friends over there….love that town.

It's a fun city.

But you’re right. At this time of the year. It’s very bleak and depressing.

I know this is way off topic of HH but...

…I thought about moving there when some opportunities opened up last year, how long you live in the city and how do you like it? Can an all my life so cal guy make the transition ok? Besides the obvious lack of being able to go to angel games :-P

Mostly

You have to love the city for the transition to work.

I’ve been in the city for 2 years and I love the city. But my heart is always in Southern California.

It rains a lot here, and snow and the cold and stuff. And there’s no cheap good food here anymore except really bad stuff like cart food. But what you loved in In N’ Out and Del Taco, you will find new love of Halal Carts and 2 dollar pizza.

and I still enjoy Angel games, through MLB.tv. I’m willing to shell 20 bucks to see my favorite team every day.

Pregae Picks ( on pace)

O-N-O

Ghost of John Lennon?
one and one and one is three
at one time you were straight?
Best Halo trade of all time?

For my money, Guillen for Rivera and Izturis

All things considered.

Nice work Mr. Stoneman!

very strange though how he got far more

for someone everyone knew he had to get rid of than he did for a better player in every regard who was probably younger when he was traded than when Guillen was.

Kent Bottenfield…… yuck……

Brilliant!

We will be talking about the Montreal Kid for years to come.

damn Izzy....

3 for 4……….thats BOTG territory right now…..

good for nothing jerk

<3

Is Abreu turning into GA?

Other than the walks he hits doubles witht eh bases empty like GA, and grounds into DPs like GA, I dunno…

and getting on base and scoring runs

yes

maybe he’s not really working counts. Maybe he’s just lazy. Oh shit, now you got me started!

AH!

i see the light!

Go Bobby.

Big inning, I need points.

YAY YAY VLADDI
More Fun Vlad!
Checking in late tonight, huh Chupa?

Welcome to the game.

Bring him back, bitches!

A hat in the hall is not the worst thing in the world.

Welcome aboard Chris.
Chris Petit...wohoo! yeah! wooooo!
I didn't know they had pinch run for Vlad

and when I saw that throw to 2nd I thought for sure it would be the end of the inning

Vlad

just one of the guys….sitting all by himself while his teammates are all up on the steps

That was Darren Oliver.

look at Kendry getting respect
My Petit man-crush increases.
Chris

w/ his cup of Joe.

Coming soon to a right field near you.
run that score up
Nap gonna go yard....

…prediction!

Juan Rivera is my Man!
time for Naps to EXLODE one
TMI good bubby
yea he should probaby wait until after the game

to exlode

hey, when you gotta go...
He's saved up a lot

I feel like it would be extra explosive.

Do you pinch hit Mathis here?
I dont pinch hit mathis if he's got a gun to my balls
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
I'd pinch hit Mathis

The pitcher might laugh so hard he’ll walk him.

Cricket

Googly is one of the hardest English words to translate because to do so requires that you first explain what Cricket is.

the bouncing pitch the sox guy threw
Petit in the book

Jersey 33

Quick to Wikipedia
Wow.

Not a very storied history huh?

Jeff Davanon not big enough for ya?!
Wait, never mind, missed DiSar.

There’s a blast from the past for you.

Purdouchski gonna be bruised
Cold NAP
he's falling back down to earth :(

If you ask me he fell a couple weeks ago. He’ll be back up tho.

I feel like he's sinking

And chillin with the Earth’s core.

When they cut to commercial

The Sox broadcaster said of the game, “Not goood.” Nice.

CHX is not what it was last time we played them.
they are also much better at home

especially their starting pitcher

I got Wood!

:))))))))))))))))

BRANDON WOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESSSSS :D:D:D:D
Gotta get up to the roof for big bang friday...see you all tomorrow!
nice conversation guys

oh man that was SCARY!

what happened?

Aybar ran ou tlike he was gonna catch it, then just ducked and scrambled like he was confused.

Aybar was going back to catch a fly ball

He looked like he was going to get it, then ducked out. And Juan got it.

But it looked like Aybar lost it and it was going to drop.

Why is Mike allowing back up major league potential all stars

sub in early in a close game?

Man who is missing Justin Speier right about now?
Two quick outs with mid-90s heaters from Dondo.

LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

LIGHT THAT SUCKA UP
LITE IT UPPPPP !!

so in addition to the beauty of a paint job… is the halo getting some new bright lites ?

nice inning for The Dondo there
Light up the Halooooooooooo

:D:D:D:D:D Saundooooooo

very nice gentlemen

go halos

I like our chances to win at least 90 this year
get off the ledge
5 1/2 games with just over 3 weeks to play
stilll need to beat the Rangers a few times during the next 7
At worst I think we drop 6 games

So that means they’ll advance on us by 5.

But I feel confident that we can take both series from them. We’re a much different team than earlier in August.

this will the first time the rangers face the halos..

with a fully functional rotation.. and by functional i mean bitchin

Oh, I'm not saying it's over

But we’re in a good position, despite our tougher schedule as compared to the Rangers

postgame interview presented by Telemundo

DOES ANYBODY ON THIS TEAM SPEAK ENGLISH???

Live with it dude.

I do, it’s just…..WOW, man!

go root for an english speaking

last place team

pretty much our entire pitching staff
And the token black guys on our team
I think 20% of the 25 man roster

goes beyond token

I counted 5 of the 40-50 man roster
there is no such thing as a 50-man roster
I can't understand Jose Mota

Does that make me a racist?

I think Mark Gubiza looks like a young Christopher Reeves

Does that make me a racist?

not until he jizzes on your klan robe.

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