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Plenty of Time Game Thread 2


Angels will take this... just watch and enjoy...

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RALLY TIME

sigh so early in the game

Let's Go Angels!
Is this

a rally thread? Or just the second game thread?

anythin u want thread

how bout that

Roy ORbison

Anything at all … we got it

orbison

a candy colored they call the sand man…

Yes,

You Can Have/Do Whatever You Like

its a

lets beat the fucking rangers for once thread.

august f-bomb.

I used mine on

Vlad’s HR

I let mine go on Scioscia yest.
Lets go Juan

get the hits

go halos...

i guess we cooled down just in time to meet the rangers…ugh.

kendry 1 AB too late
AND SO IT BEGINS

with a one-out single for Kendry Morales

Kendry

with the single

Hud sighting
A shaved red-haired Rally Monkey
oh what a l*cky hit
Whoo!!!

Naps. Please. Get a hit.

napoli seems like a guy who doesnt care where he bats in the lineup...

pick em up in that 8 hole buddy….

i'd like a salad, please
Take pitches.

until yours comes

it came

and went

not even lookin at the ball

cmon

what's tha deal-e-o?

Halos still being owned by the Rangers

That was not clutch
Bwaaaaah Hahahahaha
I blame ESPN

This link jixed us lol.

Just how good are we?????
we are so good

Speier is in

3rd best record

in the bigs good

Palmer Out

Speier in to pick up the Win when we come back

thanx for the detailed update

we are still losing, but by how much???

it changes

with each batter

Still watching.
only good thing so far is that we retain our record of not being shut out.
speier special

coulda seen that coming

Not Speier's night either.
Damn....

well than who’s night is it????

REV'S WIFE'S BOYFRIEND WASTES NO TIME
Dude

She is geting pissed.

Good news for you then

she’ll come crawling back.

No way you’d do any worse than he just did.

Spier you BLOW!!!!!!!
Rivera just cant make the big play

I mean really, what type of jump is that?

Teagarden

We are talking about a sub-Mathis backup catcher here folks

He's actually a pretty decent prospect

good power.

Justin Speirer

scores gettin higher…

he is NOT inspiring me...
Justin "misfire" Speier
THIS is just aweful
Back to back suck.
Omar freaking Vizquel?

Really?

F U speier

lol dont forget saundo, he definately deserves some credit lol

Speier

making them think they got it in the bag….

I miss the Rangers from the 70's

When Billy Martin was king.

checking in

so, when did we start to suck

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH........MY........GOD.......
Speir can KISS MY ASS!!!!
Speeiriireiieire for the Cy Young
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!

this is ridiculous

Are we really the Rangers BITCH this season
rhetorical question
Who gives a shit

they can score as many runs as they want or win as many games against us as they want, but at the end of the day, they’re OUR bitch, because they consistently are on the wrong end of the standings after 162.

are you freaking kidding me ...

is speier trying to stroke saunders’ ego or something ?

man i missed spier...awwwww
new pitcher now please, and I am still watching.
naw its a lost cause now

just let him finish
i wanna see a rested bullpen tomorrow

Texas's Statement

Speier does not belong on a Major League mound.

BwaaaaaHahahahahaha
the hell with your evil laugh
SKI-RUUUUU ALL OF YOU

We R Only DOWN Ocho Runs with 5 innings to go Mutha Fuggahs!!!!!!

We Will Win With What We Got
or just without speier

……. spier " the rangers are my daddy"

Well we've got Weave and Lackey the next two.......

so I like our chances to still win the series.

Ugliest game of the season? Now I’m not so sour for atdhe not having a stream… lol.

Thank God this is only a 3-game series so no matter what we’ll still be in first on Monday. AMIRITE!

actually it isn't the ugliest one yet... I went to one that was 13-2
well that was fun, we have a black out & spier gives up 3 ding dongs
i still got a lil hope for this game...

i dunno why

This is the end of the line

for Speier … career over

Smoltz just called, they are going to open a male escort service

someone should make a “leave spier alone” youtube video

would love to see that
We Shall See What Balls this team has this game

are they ancle grabbers or are they going to Pillage the Rangers

Figgins needs a hit
Figgy is OOOOOOT !

BwaaaaHahahahaha

LET'S GO HALOS!
Well, the bright side is

Derek Jeter is 0-6 tonight.

Butcher on the mound, "Hey dude, stop throwing meatballs."

Speieiiriiriireeer, “But Naps keeps calling for them.”

Butch, “Well then at least aim for his mouth idiot.”

feel free to join the game anytime figgy
*hits rock bottom
Desperate Scioscia
whats the score?
I lost count

not sure the scoreboard is accurate.

Angels = Porn Star Rangers = Ron Jeremy
Speier to 1
thought it was a typo

I move to chicago and shit goes straight to HECK. watched the game yesterday with a shitload of sox fans.

the home plate ump has a rad porn 'stache

to bad he sucks at his job

get some glasses - ump
not...even.....close.......
Hohn is a joke

Ask any Braves fan. Almost as incompetent as Eddings.

oh yeah

Get the Braves Bloggers on the case … was that ever ammo

Is that the same guy Jones had a problem with?

I read about that and wondered if it was, but I thought each league had their own umpires.

Yeah. He threw out like five Braves in two games.

Then he knuckled the Marlins catcher after a game. Very unprofessional.

The leagues haven’t had separate umpires for 10 years or so.

f this ump
he has no idea what he is doing. aybar had a walk in the first too
bottom line here

Angels are Rangers Bitch !

Angels are Rangers ?!?!?

we’re dumbass texas?

Uh.... are you a Rangers fan?
FUGG NO!!

But I call em’ as I see em’ and this season, The Halos are the Rangers BITCH!

go back to

Roca Ricsta

If I do go

I will take the Rangers with me

That makes no sense, but it's fine with me.
Dude! All I know is that if this game goes the way it has

been going, the Halos better start brawling with the Rangers and make a point of growing a pair of balls

Everybody should get tossed
at least spier should
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
this ump is crap
hey ump.... u got something on ur lip...
2 on 2 out

top 14th Sox/Yanks

nevermind out
It's the game of Heavenly Length.
I really hope we're playing this game under protest
We should be.

Asking the opposing catcher if the batter was out????

maybe there is a conspiricay...
Conspiracy of dunce umpire.

great….. loux is in now…. bad to worse lol

u really think loux is worse than speier ?
Soth to Loux:

“here’s a mop kid. Clean this shit up.”

3 up 3 down we loux is bad ass
worse than 3 hrs in an inning?
Checking in.

Shark week is very interesting. This game sure lacks a little luster. Skinny Ron Jeremy needs to get off his knees and stop blowing the game. Soth should jyst get kicked out I would!

Punctuation is your friend. But I'm not.
Man I'm on my phone. L
loux has the schwartz !!
That was quick

No rest for Feldman that inning

Bout to throw the remote at the TV!!

Baseball is a wierd game!! Love how the Angels can avg. 8 runs a game and then make Feldman look like an effin All-Star!!

He's owned them in every start now hasn't he?

Mind boggling.

ok let's get this started

forget this ump

WTF!!! I've never seen that before!!!

Eff This Umpire!!

That ump would not make it out of the parking lot.

I’d have a lead pipe with his name written ALLLLLLLL over it.

u have been waiting a while 2 post that huh
wait wait wait

Is he umping this game???

yes
WOW!

He’s been all over baseball TV a couple times this year. It’s gonna be a long night.

What's just as astonishing are the idiotic comments under it.
i am now expecting to see him chest bump a ranger tonight
I need a sign...
to let me know you're here
so far today we are fan strong...

just not very baseball strong

hello

AY GUEY! NO ME GUSTA.

Justin Spears is dead man walking...

definite DFA candidate!

You mean Speiers?
yeah, "It's Justin bitch."

Will ownership dump this guy already ala Hector Carrasco please!

F*CK THESE GUYS

We can beat these guys. I don’t get it!!! I hate seeing us being beat, but common’ already.

This is F-ing stupid.

WOW!!!!!!!! I think the Rangers stole our Hot Bats!!
Shut up about Nolan Ryan...

He was an FANTASTIC pitcher but for crying out loud we are playing his damn team today!

I heard there's an Ocho Cinco siting somewhere in the vicinity
Really?

damn i wanted to go to this game too

I don't speak Chinese
skanks 1st and 2nd

1 out

Take Down Ryan's Number NOW!

He’s the Enemy!!!!

We didn’t win Shit with him, all he got was his own stats.

Nolan is the Enemy

you're out of your mind
HOF as a ranger

loses a lot of points

Carew is in as a Twin

does he suck, too?

never said he sucks

said he loses points
still like em
just not the most respect

he spent 12 years with MIN

and almost all of his best years. can’t blame him.

but he did do alot for the young fans like me who got excited about the Angels because of him and Nolan.

i have the most respect for tim salmon

he made me a fan

he wasn't around in '79

some folks around here think you can’t be a fan of a team without a WS ring.

tim salmon was around before a ring

1995 first baseball game
against the Tigers
2nd grade

nice

heartbreak season to start with, though….

truly was

79 was a good year

if he was coaching the Twins and they were beating our asses

I say “YEAH” let’s root for him even though we never won a WS with him.

they talked about how great Nolan was for one minute

nobody was cheering for him

thats a little harsh. Nolan was all we had in those days. he was stud to watch
i kinda miss fizz not on tv, someone to make fun of etc
Anyone watch Seinfeld?

Feldman (the rangers pitcher) has the same name of the Bizarro world kramer in that episode where Elaine gets new friends, that are like her old friends.

need to change your name to ISmokedRex'Stash
and yours becomes DontKnow Shittico

for your lame Nolan take

nice
pacifier
all about the rave
it's all good

we both dig the Halos my friend

Grrrrrracias

RICARDO CABEZA

I know I'm going to get lashed at for this but...

I still think this is Vlad batting in the 4 hole. I understand nobody is hitting but this is pathetic. I think Vlad puts bad mojo I love him and would like to see him down in the lineup.

HAHAHA it has come to this!!

bring in the scrubs!!!

the tv show??

cause i’d rather be watching that

u say scrubs

i say allstars

How Dare You !

Blasphemy!

Brandon Wood

Could

Save

Us

nobody could today
speaking of Wood

Did he get sent back down?

I think so. They brought up someone else, can't remember who.

These guys go up and down so much I can’t keep up.

yes...

wood got put down to bring up s-rod and wilson…and then those two got sent down to bring loux and vlad back….

no rookie prospects are on the team as we speak.

cool thanks.....

been away for a few days……appreciate both of your inputs.

Saundo has tightness in his shoulder apparantly...

good. DFA his ass. Put the Kendrick-method on him…

and he sucks this year
started the year 5 -1

so he was good for awhile

put one in his ear
Loux gets Colonel's next start?

6 in a row

saundo's or santana's

i say take your pick

Yankees almost won it missed by an inch down 1st base line

but now k's out
in to the fifteenth
it all started as a trap
at least I get to watch the game on my TV tomorrow

goooooooooo FOX

so long as you're not designated to see the Skanks and Sux

which means you better live in either Southern Cal or Texas

if today was bad

a day game tomorrow…
who’s pitching??

weaver
that makes me feel a little better
Bring back Ramon Ortiz!
Rally Beaver !!!!
RISP lets see if the halos do something with them this time
Naps puts another on

grillin’ time

let's get it GOING!
Feldman at 117...

Ryan must of texted Washington….

About What

Ryan hates the pitch count thing…….Hell he didnt have one and he did OK

C'mon cancer bat...

er, that is an insult to cancer…

bat cancer is the worst
plenty o' long balls today

The Rangers have made the Big A this year there home away from The Arlington Driving Range

spier helped a lil'
YEAH.

like we didnt notice mr. obvious.

they had a good BP pitcher
Speier should be a freelance BP pitcher instead!

All Star Work Available at affordable rates

Bye guys. I'm still fighting the flu, so I'm going back to bed. I can watch from there.
get well soon
hope u feel better soon :)
get well

hope not swine flu

Aw thanks. I have the laptop on my bed. Heh.
Swing like a man Junior
Grow a pair junior gosh damnit
or don't swing and hope you get a walk

i like those odds better

wow i was proven wrong...

i shall eat crow right now

needs salt
or cooked at least
OH YEAH

RALLY TIME!

Way to go GARY
oh my gosh - bases juiced no one out...
cancer bat has 2 hits tonight...,

:((

hits=hits

Period.

BRING ON THE GIMP !!!!!
The Gimp's sleeping
Back to Back Grand Slams

and we tie the game

i dont t think that is possible
IDono, in his little world

anything is possible.

WHOOOOOOOOOOO
Are You

Who Who Who Who

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO Are You

Who Who Who Who Who

I Really Wanna Know

Hey bud you need to lay off the Mikes hard lemonade
Or good ol' fashioned T Bird
you said Bud

Hehehehehe

It was actually Rex Bud-ler
csi miami fan?

;)

Whaddya say HK

Make somethin happen

It's the offspring of the Gimp and the Rally Monkey that Texas should fear!
For those who give a rats ass...

Busted Olney is reporting that the ChiSox are the team likely to have put a claim on Rios…

shucks….i thought we could of gotten a 6th outfielder with a huge contract.

is he juicin?

cause we already have one of those

Yeah, how about converting one into a power arm?
Dear Howie,

Please get a hit right here. And I’ll love you.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

If you get a hit you wont be in a howards commercial anymore
just for tonight though
are these letters or

emails?

sorry

that doesn’t work

nice slide at 2nd by the juicer
weak hit howie, but way to hustle up the line
good hustle HK... i was about to throw something and my laptop was the nearest item
MICE TITS!!!!
MAICER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORE RUNS PLEASE!!!!!
9-5

Gazoooooo HR

mice tits???????? YES!!!!!
They call him the Boy King
HAHAHA good ole' MICE TITS!!
ARRRRRIBATE!!

mighty mouse!!!!

Crawlin..........

back

HOME RUN FOR THE PHARAOH

WOOP WOOP WOOP

izzy is a fucking monster !!
IZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
************HOMRUN**********Maicer Izturis!**************8888888
get on base now....
What is Q doing

trying for a bunt hit?

Just when I thought I've given up..........

they suck me back in……….LOL

why is Q batttttting?
def sub last half inn
i eat crow again....

and its tasty

So he can get on base
c'mon Q'bert
scratchin' hits
man and now subs!!
I couldn'd stand it. I'm on the laptop.
hahahaha

welcome back

glad you(r) feeling better
I'm not, but I can't resist the game.
or

typing during the game…;)

I like you guys. I really do.
if only juicer used his juiced speed it would have been a grand slam
Q be the hittin machine
0-2 Base Hit From Q
too bad speier got his hands on this game...

we’d be talking about a 1-run game

come on vladdy put this in prime striking distance

for anybody who was paying attention… thats a 2002 world series DVD reference

i cant remember that

i have the vhs haha

Vlad if you hit a home run

you will be my hero

Dear Vlad

I like your socks.

<3 TheTypingFiend

All I want is a Single
All I really want is a sixer (runs of course)
worthless piece of crap
Oh yeah, k3yerout = Vlad
wow....

vlad looked like a little leaguer there

that...was....awful
WEGGIE!!!!!!!!!!
damn it vlad

learn how to look at pitches you dumbass

hey vlad... do yourself some good and have a lil chat w/ bobby
now the real power bat is up ... willits
Oh Sheet

threatening with Reggie

1st career home run!
ok Reggie

lets see it

Willits is sure a fan favorite
come on reggie... ill take a BB
Reggie to the rescue.
whatchoootalkinbout willits
Way To Get on REGGIE
quinlan a hit, now willits a walk

W6G in action

Need moar Kowbell
Come on baby, let's TK(MO) punk ass Texas!
Dear Kendry,

Please get a hit. And I’ll love you.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

Maybe Reggie can teach that to Vlad?
Just tape the bat to vlad's shoulders so he won't swing
you know the monkey is on the screen right now
yay ... another disgusting Carl's Jr. commercial
just be happy its not "TAKE ME AWAAAAAAY"
i so prefer that to the Carl's Jr. spots that make me want to throw up
MONKEY MONKEY
time for k mo to do his thing!
A-Rod HR

it’s a walk off……it’s a walkoff

boo A-Roid
no

“it’s an A-BOMB from A-ROD”…lame

HR

Yankees win

2-0
friend is at that game

just txted me
“the a-roid gets it done”

Gee Rocky

watch as I pull a rabbit out of my ass

Let’s Go Halos !!!!!

Feliz

I want to see this kid.
Saw his highlights
Grade A stuff

dont wanna jinx anything, but put your rally caps on BOYS!

I hate to say it!!

I’m coming in late so someone else might have said this but I think the Halos need to pull a Red Sox style move on Saunders. He’s a punching bag. It’s an automatic hit parade every time we play texas.

no your right, its a hit parade every time he goes to the mound period
no time to panic

he’s had a bad stretch, that’s it. smoltz’s career is over, not Joe’s

Cuban Cheese vs Cuban Cannons
cowbell was WAY behind those 2 heaters

damn this fool can pitch

hope they destroy feliz. end his highlight status

"Let me introduce you to my big stick bitch!"
You Need Guys Like Me
What for?
To make the rest of us look like gentlemen
+1

but you guys looked more like gentlemen than any other sports blog I visited.

you can't handle the truth
now he's a punk w/that walk off crap
well it was fun while it lasted
great

they have someone that resembles when k-rod came up? Not good

that kid is nails indeed

Boo

now how big does Speier’s bed shitting inning loom?

Speier should become the next Howards spokesperson
thats was some stuff right there ... wow
I HATE HOWARDS COMMERCIALS!!!

they are soo bad they actually make the Angels look bad

I AGREE: it has come to this...

our team’s popularity has contempt for itself

worse than...

….“Angels fans, are you ready to steeeeeaaaaaal home?”

100 mph...all right around the plate...

wow

we still have two innings right?

or did we start playing college 7 inning ball?

panther
si se puede
Yes we can, circa 1979

Nice

or...

“Panther”
like his girlfriend.
you know, like cougar

4 runs is gonna be hard, especially against mr 100mph

The harder it goes in, the harder it goes out
ding

ding ding ding!

4 runs always looks hard against anyone

its demeaning

I want Vlad to get up again.

Could be huge

We need

a rally thread?

let's first get some outs
looks like we'll need a rally thread

to do that

in retrospect... speier was a bad choice

lol theres the most intelligent comment of the century lol

Insightful and delightful
im good for these gems every once in a while...
I'll drink to that, LOL
As I recall the stRangers got Feliz in the Teixiera trade from Atl...

nice

Yeah, makes you wonder why Atlanta's irrevelance continues

basically 5 prospects for kotch

To get Laroche back
dumb

da dumb dumb

Finally over in the Bronx

Jeter goes 1 for 7, and I can rest happy.

hahah boston is dead in the water. One good thing is we arent going have to worry about the Bosox during the postseason

"I love that dirty water, Boston you're my pissing hole."
more BOOOOOOOOOOOO
that was not pretty

our pitchibg is terrible. How the heck did we not at least acquire a reliable guy for the bullpen?!

I know!

Not a single move. We better hope texas and Boston just flat out miss the playoffs.

well looks like boston isnt going to make it, they pretty much emptied their pen for the loss today lol

Ratatat tat Ratatat Tat Tat

Ratatat Tat Ratatat Dat Ranger Ass

Ratatouille I'm afraid
Ring Ding Dong Ringa Ding Ding Ding Dong
Pizza delivery dude is here...

Yum!

1 out, lets go dP!

Roy Halladay sounds mighty interesting right about now
Albert Pujols

in place of Willits sounds good too

u r crazy
hyperbole
willits=hof

sorry meant hog

maybe you'll get to eat crow someday

someday

i once sailed on Willits sound, its beautiful this time of year
canada ownes him

anything to get saundo out of the rotation. hell, give me appier lol

i still maintain JP is an idiot
Yeah, where's his baseball background? Little League perhaps.
Fantasy

you still need talent and smarts in Little League

lets go loux
are you robdawgg on the espn boards as well?
was... dont bother on that board anymore its like a zoo over there
ha. i used to post on that shitstorm

i was liteupthahalo, was being the key word.

sad thing was... it was the angel fans that were kind of annoying over there...

not a lot of rational thought over on those boards im sorry to say

use the force Loux

into a double play

o man! loux bring the heaterrr

Shane Loux likes a Lady!
how long did that take you to think up
Merely comic relief friend, thanks.
ahhah i appreciate it, it took me two times to get it though...

i am not the smartest one

yeah, typical Trojan...Go Bruins!
We Got Em RIght Where We Want EM
Soooooo

You’re Sayin’ I Got A Chance

rev, did you get my email?
too busy giving the missus the third degree
I would stepped on Hamilton

f* that, aybar f*ng stomp on his face

Fugger

jus took away the walk off Grand Slam

or the walk-on tie
lol i was waiting for someone else to say something
Hey!!!

I’m missing a toe

I don't think you'ret funny, but maybe that's just the flu talking.
one day i will get off my lazy ass

and ban that unfunny alky hawlic

Damn....I'm so D Runk

yo’s eyes look purlple

is that Dodger Blue shooting out your right ear
I.... have nothing to say.
proper response would be

……………….

Or the Whiskey, blame it on the Al-cho-hollllllllll
Let's play Freebird instead of Jump Around during Rally Time
the entire song

all ten minutes

what ever happened to our Murphy
I think Don Romantico and halo n brimstone are roomates
Heck no, I'm in Miami bitch!
not that theres anything wrong with that
r u a thesbian...

salmon forever

I'm not a thespian, however I'm a pesona
Cellmates
My cell mates are Al-Qaeda operatives
pretty cool shot of the moon
we can do this!

runners

nuff of the moon

it was faked

your used to faked things when you see a full moon
its a trap
It's always a trap.
friggin ump wants to go home

lol we need to be agreesive on 3-1 with this fool

K-Rod just gave up a walk off grand slam in San Diego

the dude’s second career HR.

who blew a save just the other night too

Yup

poor Mets, though.

Shittiest luck in baseball this year with injuries. They had 10 dudes on the DL at one point, and I think have had it used 16 times overall or some shit.

Luck, not really just poor leadership. Omar Minaya is a tool

Frankie chokes under pressure constantly, with the only exception 2002

Losing almost half your roster at a time to injury

is not “poor leadership.”

A poor farm system, maybe…but few teams can absorb the losses they have and still hang around .500. Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, Carlos Delgado, Gary Sheffield, Luis Castillo, John Maine, J.J. Putz…that’s half an all-star team all by itself. No way you contend when you lose not only half a roster, but an EXTREMELY good half.

Who do the Sox call up if Bay, Youkilis, Pedroia, Wakefield, and Okajima go down simultaneously? Who do the Yankees if Jeter, Teixeira, Damon, Cano, Burnett, and Chamberlain go down?

Hell, the only team in baseball I can think of that could absorb such losses at one time has already done so…and it was US.

wasted a rare good outing by perez...

see angel fans it really could be worse… we could be mets fans

what a f***king night first sando now k rod both on by fasnsty team
have a drink... actually, have a few drinks
Gubi

saying umps are biased towards the Yankees and red sox

gubi sucks. bring back rex
Aybar maybe wore the pitching punk

out

He pulled a 101mph pitch
Guby just said Saunders left the game because of tightness in his left shoulder.

So there we go.

101???

are you kidding me?

Yikes

consistently
REC THE GAME THREAD

Last resort.

has it come to that already?
10-5 bottom of the eighth

2 outs, yes.

dang well i'll do my share then
actually,

unrec it.

Let’s not use the power of the recs on this lost cause :(

"I'm On A Boat!"
naps looked like he got blown away
just got here

geez…. Saunders + Speier = EPIC FAIL, huh?

story of the game

lets just hope this is the last time we see him this series

LSB "gushing" all over the board w/ feliz im sure...
Let'em gush all they want

from second place.

amen

and they ain’t makin’ the playoffs, either. :)

And if they do, it'll be at the expense of the Yanks or Sox, so fuckit
im on board with that
why do i get the feeling

GMJ is just about to get clowned

eh... wasnt that great
We left in the sixth

The game was f’d after the first inning. So tired of Saunders’ bullshit. Only good thing tonight was the 40% Angels merchandise coupons they gave at the gate.

you an me both brother
so whatcha get
Angels hulk hand, license plate frame and giant Torii bobblehead

$34 total. Sweeeeet.

all was not lost

Thanx Arte

this guy is tits

LOL 101 MPH fastball......

followed by an 86 MPH slider……..

uh…….good night

Shit this guy is going to be a starter to...

Shit..

If he's a starter, it won't be at 101 MPH, and if he's at 101 MPH, it won't be as a starter
agreed.... just like joba the hut
Exactly who I was thinking of
no, Gubi, he dropped the ball on a perfect throw earlier
I missed that. Glad I did.
Silver lining for the night -

Frankie just gave up a walk-off GRAND SLAM….. to the Padres.

HA!

wow, 3rd time 5 HRs this year vs. the Angels

LAME

haha 2 time its been with Smokin Joe Pitching.
Weave needs to be nails tomorrow
Hammer, nails, wood, whatever

He better not suck. Im tired of these uppercut swinging pussies!

Weaver + day game at Big A + stRangers = BAD combination
last time the ranger came

weaver pitched well
I was at the game
one of favorites all year

or we can just kick their ass!!!
Weave has a tendency to come up big..........

and I think tomorrow he’ll be on his game.

From your mouth to God's ear.
i think he'll be up to it.. i think the halo bats are going to wake up tomorrow too

they hit milwood pretty good last time they saw him

BRING OUT DA MONKEYS
oh FFS

no bad night is complete without “TAKE ME AWAAAAAAY”

i miss mini sirloin burgers
They play that thing every night. I hate that song now.
are you telling me there was a time when you didn't hate it ? :P
What this game needs is more

of Train’s “Calling on you Angels” or whatever the hell that godawful song is.

with the pre game video, i still get misty eyed when i hear it
As far as I can recall

Train has never contributed anything to the music world that the world wouldn’t be a better place without.

I hate Hamilton. Did I mention that before?
Fuckin' coke head
Billy Mays here...
That wasn't oxiclean
Dude's doin' a line in heaven right now

makes me wonder what’s really been in those oxiclean containers all those years. Should I try?

It will all be worth it if they finally stop playing his commercials.
Haven't seen one since he died

they’re still airing them?

I saw one tonight

For some cell phone gadget.

Too bad

maybe Vince Offer will get beat down by a hooker and put in a coma…it’ll balance out the loss of Billy Mays.

had one left

before he kicked the bucket. plus I can see them bringing them out of retirement. but the coke thang might change that

Nah, just wait for coke to be legalized in 50 years

by then we’ll have the video editing technology to make Mays’ oxiclean ads into coke ads. Or just dub the word ‘cocaine’ over ‘oxiclean’ every time it’s mentioned in one of his ads.

And they make him a saint because he has stopped.

Glad he stopped but screw that, what about all the great players who never started? Like Morneau. Ranting. Sick. Sorry.

I agree

more credit to those who never succumb to begin with than to those who must overcome.

Another wonderful Howard's commercial...
So I have to ask

are those commercials intentionally, legitimately awful, or are the advertising execs behind it on a collective coke binge with Josh Hamilton and Billy Mays?

I'm a little behind the curve; I didn't know about Mays.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/florida.mays.cocaine/index.html
once he got that reality show

he had no down time. had to be tweekin’ all the time, and it did him in

We really need a grand slam

At least before the end of the season

Trade Jason Bulger to a division rival

and we’ll get one.

Monkey getting us closer
the Boy King doing his JOB tonight
Bring on the Gimp
did Srod get sent back down ?

why in the hell is Q playing if Srod’s still with the big club

Vlad is so done
BOTG = REV'S GIRL'S SECRET BOYFRIEND
He could convince me.
Zappa to the mound
Reggie

Come on.

Reginald Willits

DFAwesome

he was SAFE
on the failed squeeze too!
this is torture

listening to the rangers announcers

these guys are idiots, i cant wait to get out there for phyz and hud

wow they must horrible
they are fine if ur a rangers fan

but for a casual observer or especially an angels fan, their idiocy shines through

anything borderline that doesnt go the rangers way is a bad call and that leads to them complainin about getting none of the calls

and at least 5 times tonight they have said a pitch by a rangers pitcher that was 8 or 9 inches outside was borderline and should have been a strike, and shrug it off without correcting themselves when the pitch tracker shows they are idiots

tired of losing to these ass clowns

and tired of sosh trotting an ass clown to the mound so he can throw BP for an inning

Well, that was fun guys. Or maybe it's the flu talking.
Swine flu?

Oof.

I think it's the regular kind; I haven't started oinking.
The symptoms aren't what they have listed for swine flu.
Oh good again.

:-D Get well soon!

Shoulda made a trade

Yeah….

Is BillyMac wearing a bad toupe?
That's it, season's over.
Is Gubi wearing a bad toupe?
Let them have the game

the state of Texas needs something every once in a while.

Otherwise all they have is Tony Romo to watch choke, and the Texans to fail.

the heat index here was 109

so seeing the rangers win is a comfort to these small minded folk at midnight when it’s still 95 degrees outside (im not even exaggerating)

dear god

omar freaking vizquel?

he is near the age of retirement

if he had an office job

I love how the voice-over for the two games tomrrow doesn't even mention ours.
I love the cool refreshing taste of Sprite
just add a little Tequila next time...good night!

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