I have an idea for a comic, if you still want them.
I work on a train and am away from home four of ten days. My lovely wife DVR’s the games while I’m gone. I left after the Minnesotta series and was wondering, what happened to our closer? What happened to our closer, where’s our closer, where’s Brian? Where’s Brian?
Then it hit me. I’m Brian. I’m Brian. I’m Brian, and so’s my wife.
So here is my sugestion.
“title panel” pic.-Brian Fuentes looking dejected
“THE STRIFE OF BRIAN”
pic.-that crying Frenchman when the Nazis marched into Paris (I’m sure you used in an earlier comic)
or a sad Angel fan
WHERE’S BRIAN?
pic.(s)-pitchers that are thought of as below par or have given up big hits. (WTE, Louis Sanchez, Ralph
Branca, Mitch Williams) Not Donnie Moore, too soon, too painful. My sensitivity may sound inconsistent
since I just said “Use that crying Frenchman when the Nazis marched into Paris” but I wasn’t there in
1940. I was there in 1986.
I’M BRIAN
I’M BRIAN
I’M BRIAN
pic-two short-armed dinosauers. I envision the painting “American Gothic.”
I’M BRIAN, AND SO’S MY WIFE
pic.-Mike Scoscia
IT’S JUST ONE GAME. TURN THE PAGE.
pic.-Eric Idle, from the last scene of “The Life of Brian”
OR AS I WOULD SAY:
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
pic.(s)-you need no suggestions from me.
DON’T EVER GET ANNOYED
‘CAUSE GMJ’S EMPLOYED
IT’S ONLY ARTE’S MONEY ANYWAY
AND IF YOU ARE DISMAYED
BECAUSE MATHIS WAS PLAYED
REMEMBER THAT NAPS WILL STILL GET LAYED
SO, ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
EVEN QUINLAN CAN GET A HOT WIFE
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF A LOSS
AT LEAST BILLY BEANE IS NOT YOUR BOSS
I hope you can use and expand on this. Please keep up the great work.
Pussy!
haha
JoseGuillenSux - August 5, 2009
Great ending
Seik1177 - August 5, 2009
Should make a graphic novel of these...
IT WOULD BE SUREFIRE BESTSELLER!!!
>;-D
rosinbag42 - August 5, 2009
I have an idea for a comic, if you still want them.
I work on a train and am away from home four of ten days. My lovely wife DVR’s the games while I’m gone. I left after the Minnesotta series and was wondering, what happened to our closer? What happened to our closer, where’s our closer, where’s Brian? Where’s Brian?
Then it hit me. I’m Brian. I’m Brian. I’m Brian, and so’s my wife.
So here is my sugestion.
“title panel” pic.-Brian Fuentes looking dejected
“THE STRIFE OF BRIAN”
pic.-that crying Frenchman when the Nazis marched into Paris (I’m sure you used in an earlier comic)
or a sad Angel fan
WHERE’S BRIAN?
pic.(s)-pitchers that are thought of as below par or have given up big hits. (WTE, Louis Sanchez, Ralph
Branca, Mitch Williams) Not Donnie Moore, too soon, too painful. My sensitivity may sound inconsistent
since I just said “Use that crying Frenchman when the Nazis marched into Paris” but I wasn’t there in
1940. I was there in 1986.
I’M BRIAN
I’M BRIAN
I’M BRIAN
pic-two short-armed dinosauers. I envision the painting “American Gothic.”
I’M BRIAN, AND SO’S MY WIFE
pic.-Mike Scoscia
IT’S JUST ONE GAME. TURN THE PAGE.
pic.-Eric Idle, from the last scene of “The Life of Brian”
OR AS I WOULD SAY:
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
pic.(s)-you need no suggestions from me.
DON’T EVER GET ANNOYED
‘CAUSE GMJ’S EMPLOYED
IT’S ONLY ARTE’S MONEY ANYWAY
AND IF YOU ARE DISMAYED
BECAUSE MATHIS WAS PLAYED
REMEMBER THAT NAPS WILL STILL GET LAYED
SO, ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
EVEN QUINLAN CAN GET A HOT WIFE
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF A LOSS
AT LEAST BILLY BEANE IS NOT YOUR BOSS
I hope you can use and expand on this. Please keep up the great work.
hittheg - August 6, 2009
freight or passenger? I’ve driven an SP SD70M before; no I’m not a RR worker, just a big freight fanatic.
Downing Rules - August 7, 2009
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