Halos Heaven

Did you know?

That AJ Pzkggfnbgki is a dick

it has been remarked upon

UK Halo - August 4, 2009 reply

And Doug Edding's rides it?

Did you know that if you snneze underwater your eyes explode?

did you know if you divide by 0 the world explodes?

lol

Don't mix the streams

who you gonna call?

Slumpbusters

i have the ghostbusters theme song

as my ring tone

so long, and thanks for all the fish

Go Bobby go.

C'mon Bobby!

Chupa Libre

Hit one out Bobby!!!

NOOOO

Lets go Chupa!

attaboy maicer

maybe kendrick can get regular at bats now

meh

I sure hope so

…I think that being down in the minors really helped get him back on track

Ah, just when I was about to call it, too...

:*(

Izzy

FAIL TASTIC

Dammit!

we don't need no stinkin' "insurance runs"

Who Flew out to center?

BAD BASERUNNING. >_<

nelson cruz probably going to the dl with a sprained ankle

LINK PLEASE

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7681/news;_ylt=Agn056T5bMEtVu2EODDSg2LJbQM6

C'mon Lackey, finish out the 7th on a high note!

You’ve pitched yourself a pretty good game despite the fielding not being there for you when you needed it most.

Hey, wow, looks like we're kind of running ourselves into the ground tonight.

Still got 4 runs somehow though.

Decent plate discipline and Halos baseball.

And some helpful wild pitches.

Looks like Chupa is doing the heavy lifting once again though

Angels Baseball

we do what must, because we can

For the good of all of us...halo fans. ;)

Juan Grande

Wow Yesirmo Petit had a no-hitter into the 8th.

Whens the last time we got even close to that? Lackey Last Year??

Lackey's first start of the season

UK Halo - August 4, 2009 reply

Jered Weaver and the pen pitched a nohitter and LOST last year, remember?

Stupid Doyers

i was at that game

in LF pavillion
bad times

I could never go to a Freeway series game at Doyer stadium .

i've been to two

met Frank McCourt and Tommy LaSorda and sat in their section inches behind the Dodger on deck circle. Palmer on the mound. Speier got the win. It was amazing

They ever going to fix up that stadium?

Last time I was there was about 10 yrs ago, but man was it hideous inside

still smells like piss and costs too much to park

me 2...but field seats

oh yeah...I heard about that from Doyer fans for weeks

hey yo, foo, we beet you guys with no hits!

lol @ the mock doyer fan reply

mr. t?

what accent is that?

East LA

i pity the foo who wins with no hits

Sorry i erased that shit from my memory...

Such Bull.

Alright, Mathis finally does something RIGHT with the glove!

;-p

1 down.

2 down

I loves me some 1 pitch outs.

Nice job for Lackey last 2 inn

Mathis better block Lackey's breaking ball this time...

Just don't for get to tag him.

Hillariously didn't call the breaker that time.

Rivera dustin' off his cannon...

should’ve been an out IMHO.

that was some wacky shit

Whoops.

Get this last one Lackey.

Welcome to the fiesta my friend

Hola.

Donde esta run support?

en el bano

el bano es blanco

donde esta la biblioteca?

esta susan en casa?

Whoops, come on Lackey, 1 more out.

Man, nice pitch.

Choakland scores!

vlad IS my man - August 4, 2009 reply

hangher

I hate to use the word "lucky"

but….lucky bastard

C'mon Lackey, Beckham ain't that good;... oh damn.

Physioc says he's the greatest rokie evah

Phineas_Fogg - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

that's not gonna get it done

Damn, damn damn....thought lackey would get out of that one

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Dangit.

shit

****.

Argh.

ummm

damn!

i just come back to the game thread and then shit happens…

I’ll see ya guys later… clearly no luck for me here today

Go Halos… Monkey time!

trojanangelfan - August 4, 2009 reply

I need to cool off this rally with some AC

Crud, Lackey gives up the tying run.

Needs to hold it down here…

Alright, get this one, and we'll get you the lead back.

You can still walk away the winner here.

Why do games against the Whie Sox always gotta be so strange?

Now THAT, LSB,

is a lucky hit

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

Ok, now I've got the hiccups. Get him out!

time for Lackey to go

go where?

Alright, one more strike to go...

Darren Oliver, Mr Oliver PLEASE pick up the red courtesy phone

Can I haz moar runz...?

YES!!!!

THAT’S the Lackey I like to see!
>;-D

Got him!

YEAH!

well here comes the heart of the lineup

lets get some runz

Yay

Get out of it. Runs, anyone?

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

1 batter late.

Time to put it in gear, offense.

Don't worry I'm here now. ;-P

We’ll score.

and the peasents rejoice

yayyy....

k no biggie.......

4 wasnt enough to win anyways……..

good point

Offense needs to rise up like they usually do...

and it starts by WORKING THE COUNT! GET IT DONE HALOS!!!

we'll do it in the 10th

10 in the 10th!

Pinch-hit Nap for Vlad

44FAN - August 4, 2009 reply

Hell yeah!

But Scioscia doesn’t want to hurt Vlad’s feelings, lol.

he'll cry in spanish

Not sure I'd ever have agreed with this before the season.

But I do now.

Napoli pinch-hit plz

For Chupa?

Uhhhh….

I'm newer here

…could i ask what chupa means?

ChupacAbreu. ;)

lol...awesome, thanks

Chupacabreu

Bobby’s nickname round these parts

Chupacabreu

he’s not a very good looking fellow

Abreu's nickname

Caribeu

Elton John?

By the way...

WELCOME!

It can also mean that Quentin flew out to cen-gets shot

lol

awesome

Well played. XD

Probably Vlad.

A-Bomb

Bobby Angel

:(

we can haz moar hitz plz???

3 hits is bad

Vladdy a bomb here

or even a single would go a long ways towards restoring my confidence in you. And probably yours as well.

wouldnt hold my breath

Can the Halos win a close game in Chicago?????

vlad's rehabbing

we liked what we saw in his failure tonight

Jebus, Vladdy.

vladdy remembered it is a contract year

yay vlady!

Tony Pena from AZ?

If i remember hes not very good

wow... Vlad single

That's the way.

that was ugly but we'll take it

TEH VLAD

YEAH VLAD!!

pinch run with reginald

pinch runner plx

If he gets hurt again…

Carl Johnson - August 4, 2009 reply

Way to go Vlad!

But then again you were always a better hitter WITH NO RUNNERS ON…
>;-p

Redemption Time JUAN

Shoot, Rivera came close to splitting the gap...

but nice try though.
:-)

HR time, Juancho.

You’re not even rehabbing, you have no excuses for being this poor thus far.

2-0

time to crush

I dare say time for Juan Bomb

Jerry Rivers!!!!!!!!!!

do it

C'mon Juan.

wack

should have parked that

2 out rally

please oh please oh please

nope

FAIL JUAN

So close.

millimeters

not even inches…

On the one hand, nice try Juan.

On the other, NOT FAR ENOUGH.

Kendry from the RIGHT side

its ok....its K-MO time!

I got a fever.

you know,

there’s only one prescription for that…

if i hear this stupid take me away song one more damn time

HULK SMASH

Bench Jaun

Fail

Fever time.

KMO

ur my only hope

At this rate they're gonna run out of relievers in the next inning

Carl Johnson - August 4, 2009 reply

They're changing pitchers again???!!!!`

Yer a chicken, Ozzie. A big fat pollo.

gallina?

Ozzie Gallo.

(a gallina is a chick?)

chicken

but female?

Fuggit !

I’m doin’ some rally rum shots for Tony Montana

Pinch run for Vlad

Stirrup’s flow chart is haunting me.

Vlad can jog around the bases after K-Mo's homer as well as anybody in baseball, damnit! :-P

I don't think Ozzie was watching what Morales did the last time he faced right-handed pitching.

Left handed, you mean?

Right.

Why, what did I say?

right handed pitching

it happens

I know.

It’s right there. It’s gag I use online anytime I say something that was clearly and obviously wrong.

on a lighter note

2-0 choakland

Yay!

Huzzah!!!

Guillen doesn't respect Morales' RH power...

MAKE HIM PAY KENDRY!!!
>;-)

Time for rally Protein Shake..........

hey i forgot 2 ask did one of u guys

call in to angels talk after a game one day and ask terry to ask aybar if he liked the name admiral? he said he was going 2 ask him…not sure what happened after that

no?

Not a strike. asshole.

your so due K-Mo c'mon now

awful strike zone!

deuces wild

nice try, Gitmo

no power bats tonight

that's not gonna get it done

crap.

Nuts.

ump expands the strike zone

and Kendry hits a jam shot a mile but not enough

Blarg.

Up to the pens now...

and the first one to cough up a run LOSES!

Not quite.

Haven’t gotten to the 9th yet.

and Lackey is still in

salmonforever - August 4, 2009 reply

well that was Ball 5

MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!!!!

MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!!!!!

echo?

MINI SIRLOIN FRIKKIN BURGERS

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

Does that prairie dog remind you

of the gopher from Caddy Shack?

he's got as many teeth as the Nascar fans

I meant the prairie dog in the Jack commercial.

not feelin' it tonight

Why would anyone want "Digger gear"?

Lackey

do it big thunder

lackey with 2 good pitches right there

+1 more

Make it 3 good pitches.

Got him looking.

ha ha ha

Kendry’s strike zone works both ways, nice!

Burgers mojo

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

Anyone know...

if Torii’s rehab assignment is going to be in Rancho or SLC?

Arkansas

closer to home for him

Arkansas

near his house, AA Little Rock has been whining for years that we don’t send anyone their way for rehabs. Now they get their wish.

well duh.....Arkansas is too damn fair away......

airfare is expensive……..

Couple of games at AA then back up to Majors?

Or a stop at SLC along the way?

neither

Arkansas. home town for him

i heard Arkansas

salmonforever - August 4, 2009 reply

John really wants that W, I guess.

get out the way chubby

Lackey back out for the 8th?

Must be feeling fairly strong tonight. More power to him, our one TRUE ACE!!!

Good outing for Lackey...

I guess.

Lacksters!

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

punk

lackey WIN

Guranteed runs

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

Lackey PWNS A.J. right there.

>;-p

Nice D from Lackey!

nice stab john !

BigBangRobbDawgg - August 4, 2009 reply

2 down.

Now just ol’ punkass himself.

No sooner mentioned than out. :)

haha nice!

capt’n stabb’n

Nice, John.

Little help, offense? You guys do kinda owe him.

points at figgins

’Specially you.

Nice inning

How about get him the win guys?

damn

that was a ridiculously effective inning by lackey

Rally Playlist!!!!

officially on.

Rally Peanut M&M's officially in my tummy......

along with Rally Protein shake

"Danger Zone" it is.

dude

SAME HERE!!!!!
Top Gun!

uh oh.

Agreed

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

BEAST!!!

Ah

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

Just FYI

Pics in GD topics are normally a no-no. _

alright sorry

had 2 for big john…no more promise

No problem.

Just letting you know the policy.

"I'am so getting laid"

uhhgg *I'm

for all the spell checkers

NOW GET LACKEY THE WIN ANGELS!!!

Otherwise, you’ll make Reagins look like a genius for not gutting the far to get Halladay or Lee, lol.
>;-)

How did that commercial

Get approved?

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

someone at the FCC

was a little lonely that day…

nice hack Aybar

Lay one down Erick!!!

Eh, too late. Already an 0-2 count…

All ships to attack formation!

Shoot.

crap.

Aybarararrr

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

Rats.

BAD Aybar right there, lol.

I dunno.

All three were strikes. Just good pitches.

just get on base gary

This would be the part of the lineup where you pinch hit the Napster.

back to bad swinging habits

swing for the heavens jucie

Pinch-hit Nap for Mathis this inning, Scioscia!

It’s your ONLY option at this point in the game!!!

OK seriously, Matt Thorton sucks. I watched him enough as an M to know.

Power Naptime

TAKE. TAAAAAAAAKKE.

Not a chance.

But Sir RISP-A-LOT has clutch powers

pooooooooooooooooooooos

we needed a dong

GMJ!

Matthews on, MAKE THE MOVE, MIKE!!!

YES!!! Now the game’s in our hands…

NAPPY TIME!!

Good Gary.

and NAPS!!!!

YES!!!

no MATHIS!!!

must take rally shot

C'mon NAP

alright naps

Or, yeah, that works.

Time for a PINCH HIT POWER NAP!

still alive

teopeht - August 4, 2009 reply

Alright...time to make Napi happy!

Leaving the lefty in to face Napoli huh?

That’s a mistake.

we shall see

Did you say steak?

YUM

Well, unless he takes two pitches down the middle and swings at the breaking ball.

darn

I work nights and I'm stuck listening to drama queen blabber mouth

Phineas_Fogg - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

New to HH............

What is the deal with “no pics in Live Game Threads”? I mean I respect the rule, but what is the downside?

pslakerfan - August 4, 2009 reply

jinx for loss

Slows threads considerably.

makes things slower

like freaking the giants threads are ridiculous

makes the thread run slow..

I think

thanks for asking

They slow everything down with the thread

Wow, thanks for all the responses. Makes sense.

pslakerfan - August 4, 2009 reply

A double would be nice Figgy

No Bueno Napoli

You may have wanted to SWING at those fastballs down the middle, Naps.

Aw, Napster strikes out...

and didn’t even get the bat off his shoulders.
:*(

Not till it was too late, anyway.

It's time for you to make up for it. Figgie.

Not a strike. -_-

damn you figgie!

damn u pechanga

+9

lol why blame Pechanga? Used to get in so much trouble sneaking onto their land back in HS. They’re friggin weird.

just cuz of their commercial

take me away song is soooooooo annoying

sigh

Vlad makes our lineup suck...

:P

Blarg.

Hope the pen feels up to it tonight.

Meet George Jepson

Is that Fat Girl or Psychobitch

its psyKo

PsyKo.

PsyKo in.

Why psyKo? sorry...newbie again...

just had to have been there in a GDP vs the Twins last series

Jepsen's nick.

Don’t worry, some of them don’t make sense. They arose spontaneously in gamethreads as off the wall comments.

psyKo on the mound.

Poor Lack...doesn't get the win after such a great effort

Wait, Scioscia, you fool! Pitch Matt Palmer!

i'm willing to trust Jepsen

It's not the trust.

It’s the run-scoring.

Indeed.

good point

Then again, wasn't psycKo the beneficiary of the bajillian run inning last time?

Save him for extra innings...

if it even gets THAT far.
;-)

Pen should be nice and fresh tonight...

especially after Lackey gave ’em a strong 8 to build on.

psyKOWNED.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Nice.

West has a democratic strike zone, it seems...

:-p

so you mean its shitty?

I think he means it's fair. Or equal?

pslakerfan - August 4, 2009 reply

Pretty much.

lol

better than an oligarchy

always changing?

or does it waste money and lie to you, too?

bwahahahaha

yes

that would be the definition of both parties

relax it was a joke

hahahahaha

he better he's in Chicago

Tampa, bases loaded loaded, none out, bottom 10th

Scotty G - August 4, 2009 reply

right after boston loaded 'em in the top of the inning too

uh oh

cmon can't get lazy

finish the inning

No, bad Jepsen, no basehits.

cmon

get one more out

Too close.

Get this last one psycKo

this one hurts

time to go down like a street walker needing a fix Podsednik

Fuck.

damn damn damn

SHIT

Jepsen was a brilliant choice.

FAIL

more people to blame than just Jepsen

damn it!!

and LSB goes nuts

Fuck!

lol who cares they're gonna lose their game anyways

They have problems enough in their own game.

i hope they lose

god dammit

......damn

Figgi4life - August 4, 2009 via mobile reply

Lose. -__-

well hell...........

team was no good today……..

like I said

Not Feelin’ It Tonight!

c'mon A's hook us up now

Blame this loss on Figgins, lol.

;-p

I blame it on Vlad.......

offense was clicking when he wasnt around :-)

S'okay, get 'em tomorrow night.

We aren't going to win every game

Although I do think Vlad in the lineup right now actually hurts us.

i prefer napoli at this point

Scotty G - August 4, 2009 reply

it was his first game back for crying out loud damn calm down.

Not to mention-

1 for 3 with a walk.

Morales/Rivera? 0-4.

Sit back and watch......

It always takes Vlad a long while to get going. Tonight will not be the only night the offense is affected. I am not saying Vlad is a bad baseball player but his track record after injury shows that he will not be ready for quite a while.

This despite the fact that he posted a .400 OBP.

Right.

Man

I am saying at this point in time having the offense we have had prior to Vlad had more success. How can you even argue that after tonight? I am sorry if you are a Vlad fan but the facts are all right there to see.

The fact is that tonight he wasn't the one hurting us.

This offense scored one run against minnesota and 3 against oakland. It is not impossible to shut it down for one night. If Vlad starts grounding into DP after DP, killing rally after rally, then you can look to it.

But tonight? Dude wasn’t the problem, end of story.

ok

Then I was wrong. What more can I say?

"Vlad is the best hitter to ever play for the Angels and I'm sorry I ever in a million bajillion years had

the gall to actually suggest he could actually hurt our offense."

Written 100,000 times on Papyrus with a dull lump of coal. In Sanskrit.

I dont think negative sorry . I hope for the best for vlad coming back .

I do as well

I hope I didnt come off as someone who doesnt like Vlad because I do. I just thought the offense would slow down a little when he returned, that’s all.

Ok. so vlad automatically gets the blame ....?

No

I just thought it would slow down. I guess having a differing opinion around here isn’t cool? Hell I thought we all liked the same damn team.

Having a different opinion is your right.

You will on occasion be asked to back it up with facts by people who disagree. Such is the way of the internet.

Vlad does hurt us.

and you know this how...?

Any possibility to grab that, or was Juice playing in to prevent the game-ending single?

Playing in, I'd assume.

All I can say is...

go oakland!

me too - they are winning right now 2-0

AND they have bases loaded

showing it on mlb network

now 3-0 1 out bases loaded oak