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8-20 Game Thread 2...Put The Wheels Back On


How about some hits?

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Huh?

WiHalo wants to get high… :)

It might help!
Gary You better get a hit or your going to AAA
Fat man caught dinner.
I'm surrounded by Rangers fans

This bleeping sucks.

6.5 games.

Think about that. Don’t say. Just think. It will soothe

We will make this respectable with what we got!
Not too late plenty of time
F your stupid brim, masterson
dammit

take it for the team asshole

take one for the team HGH
your safe for now gary
Gary
Oh you terrible GMJ. That was a terrible hit. OMGDEADPOnies. etc.
dead ponies?
Because GMJ sucks so very very much.

I was being sarcastic.

yea but dead ponies

just ridiculous. lol

Because it was not a happy exclamation.

And I made it up to be ridiculous. Like the original isn’t already ridiculous, but mine is just ridiculouser. With luminous resistance power.

^^^^^^

That’s exactly what I thought

Whoops

Oh you figure it out

YES FIZZ LETS RE VISIT HISTORY
NOT OUR HISTORY BUT HISTORY NONE THE LESS
Jeff you better get a hit or back to single A you go
Haha yes
Come on guys, let's get some runs please
Whew. Good at bat, Mathis.
Buh-bye!
Thank Cod. Maybe their reliever will suck.
Cod?
Cod = God, a habit picked up on a board where taking His name in vain is frowned on.
Mkay
Like certain people who say "fudge" when they really mean a perfectly good four letter Anglo-Saxon word

that means excrement in Latin.

Here we come buh-bye Masterbator
why would fizz leave?
Figgins grand slam
Sipp sounds pretty tasty
Dear Chone,

Please get a hit. And I’ll love you. Like, a lot.

— Figgi4life

Or not
2 late
Actually

I had it just before it happened.

*sigh…not our night so far

Message to Sipp

You suck. You are going to get lit up.

Ugh

This is a terrible game

Couldn't we have pinch hit Napoli there?
Were winning this game

Because I have a whole bag of cheese puffs. Mmmmm…….cheese puffs

Oh god Loux is in it's all over
GA hurt his back, probably trying to reach for the remote in the clubhouse
Or maybe it was when he was throwing himself on the ground for that flyball, like Aybar does so often.
No

Abreu falls at the ball more than GA did

oh great fox saturday baseball

Cubs v. Dodgers or Yankees v. Red Sox

Mathis Catcher's ERA

has been clutch today.

we could have traded him straight up for Pudge

one backup catcher near the end of his career for another

If Dono comes around,

Post this http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb218/commentsjunkie/funnymix/funny12.jpg

He was here at the beginning, haven't seen him post in a long time now.
I think he usually passes out drunk by the 5th inning
Yeah

“Hi my Halo brutha!”

lol

Whoops.
And I laughed

At the sex change not official

I'm a snot sometimes. lol.
but he is a creep always

I mean that in loving HH family kind of way

Yeahhh!!! Games that aren't this one!

And from the National League, no less.

What a Louxer
Let's be fair...

Mathis is catching him. If Scioscia wants to give him credit for helping pitchers through games with a phony stat that has no significance and cost my weekly fantasy lineup Mike Napoli’s services far too often, then he has to give him some of the blame when the pitchers pitching to him do poorly right? Not that I’m bitter or anything.

2 outs.

We can do this

stupid rangers

fail

the guy on the right

looks really scared

LOLOL

He shoulda jumped into the person on his left, and said “Help me!” in a really high pitched voice

Droz

“The majority of students here are so PC that they wouldn’t know a good time it it was sitting on their face

PCU?
Ding Ding Ding

Give that person a cigar!

I'm almost sad I knew that.

Damn that was an awesome mediocre movie.

Jeremy Piven's finest moment

Wait a minute-you’re wearing the shirt of the band you’re going to go see to the concert…Don’t be that guy.

Fighting Irish, anyone?

But really, that indian looks so damn happy.

Chieftains, Warriors, Crusaders.
Thats a ppinch hitter
Loux + Qunlan = White Flag
Or...

ULTIMATE RALLY

Darn. I said no on the pinch hitter aspect. :(
that fizz is a real comic
boston idiots

To think, someone actually had to touch him to paint that

no way he did that himself

I'm confused

I really hate Boston but I don’t want Texas to win the wild card. Who should I hex?

you want boston as far away from the post season as possible.
Both. Who's behind the two of them for the Wild Card?
I think rays.

but F joe maddon and his stupid hair.

What? A guy can't have some fun?
i am pulling for texas because i would rather face them than boston
Hex Boston. Because if Texas takes the west, we replace them as wildcard anyways.
who's to say boston still doesn't get the wild card slot if texas takes the west?
shuddupshuddupshudduplalalalalalalalalaican'thearyou.
hah..

id say texas taking the west is more illogical than the halos getting the wild car slot

Someone get Juan some oxygen
Slowest triple ever
You must not have seen Benjie Molina...

…working his way to a triple a few years ago.

The man ran like he was dragging a piano.
That sounds amazing to see
He earned more laughs than applause.
What was even more amazing to see was when both Benjie and his brother Jose would

run around the bases. It happened more than once.

I find Bengie's fat jiggle when he runs hypnotic
I also saw when Prince Fielder stole a base... both times
KOWBELL!!!! Thank you.
Rally time. There are two outs.
YEA MORALES

you will always be a beast

Someone raise their rally monkey
Serves me right

My computer crashed.

Hahaha

IT WAS A SIGN!!!!!

he does not even liste to what rex is saying he just goes on & on & on & on & on
Had to put the bread in the oven. Missed the high school band.

I’ll have to go back and listen to them after this ends.

They're talking about football and basketball LOL
Totally off topic but if anyone here likes inapropriate humor

Read www.textsfromlastnight.com I almost wet myself when I read the Simba one.

LOLOMGROFL!!! I can has cheezburger.
so glad that Q and HGH are playing.
Do we all get wings now that the Indians have scored 10 runs!
we are making this team look way too good
By beating them in 2 out of 3?
Give them some credit. They have VMart, Cliff Lee, CC Sabathia and Ryan Garko
oh wait, who are these fucks?
OT: Campaign for Figgy!!!

I thought he was being hanged
I thought it said MAP. With the A upside down.
no pics in game threads
Look!

 Rev’s not here tonight

and it’s kinda slow.

So whatya say we break the rules (for tonight only!)

by WiHaloFan on Aug 20, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply reply recommended Story-rec Unrec 3

We don't have no rules

Rev came down from Thunder Mountain with the Commandments. Not any number for them, and they do change around quite a bit from time to time. But I’m a follower, and a believer, and I would not want anyone to get banned by prayin’ to goldish colored bovine.

guess u didn't get the memo
hellooooo guysss you're supposed to be playing baseball
Ah well.

Get ’em tomorrow Angels.

if gmj can tie it here, i will never bag on him again
If he can hit an 8 run homerun, then Q will be our ace.
Do you know what I like about GMJ?

Nothing

you have two more years to find something
Ooh! Ooh! I have a suggestion!

What I like about GMJ is that his NTC expires after this year!

you gotta respect a guy who gets 50 million for 1 hightlight catch
He is Exhibit A

to what happens in a down market

Yes, Phyzzard, the Mariners picked up Bill Hall

No worries, though, Hall sucks. Trust me, I know whereof I speak.

Jeff to Third

Productive outs when you are down 8 runs in the 9th inning
LETS SEE IT QUE MAN
I joined this thread late

What happened to Hunter?
Day off I hope

Yeah. He's getting another one tomorrow
run quinlan run!
like a box a chocolates
Way to hustle up the line Q

Better luck next time lads

welp, that was fun.
Now we all need to repent our sins!

We don’t need rev banning us

Not me. I'm blameless.

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