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MONDAY ANGELS ROUNDUP: Olive Garden Made Torii Hunter Barf

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Hunter no fan of Olive Garden now - Angels blog - OCRegister.com
One local paper had the balls to mention the name of the restaurant that made Torii Hunter sick and delayed his return to the Angels. It was Chicken Parmesan by the way.

Rehab was painful for Angels' Torii Hunter -- latimes.com
Meanwhile the Times euphemistically lays the blame on a "local Italian Chain" ... pussies.

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Torii Hunter Sketch
Some kid's drawing of Torii Hunter because, hey, Most Art Sucks.

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Black Panther Torii

That’s the first thing I thought when I saw that drawing! Very militant.

Oh and Olive Garden is nasty. Can’t stand their food. Always go to a real Italian restaurant.

Look who is # 2&3 in RBI percentage...

http://www.baseballmusings.com/cgi-bin/RBIPCT.py?StartDate=03%2F01%2F2009&EndDate=08%2F16%2F2009&SortField=1.0*%28OnRBI.RBI-OnRBI.HRs%29%2FOnRBI.RunnersOn&SortDir=desc&MinPA=200

our own Torii and Bobby

Some advice for Torii

Stick with Del Taco. I know you make enough money to afford any place you want to eat, but Del Taco has been very good for you and the Angels.

I'm Disapointed

in Torii. Olive Garden? Obviously, the place has its fans, although I find it difficult to understand why (n.b.: hey, LATimes, it’s a national chain, not a local one). And I’ve been to Rancho Cucamonga; it’s not exactly a culinary destination. Nevertheless, I would have expected him to come up with something better for the spread.

You obviously haven’t been to RC lately then… Victoria Gardens ring a bell?

I've been there

I’ll give you King’s Fish House (it’s decent, and would be near the top of my list if I’m in the neighborhood, but not a destination place…and there are multiple branches throughout SoCal, so it’s silly to go out of your way to go there). Other than that, I can’t recall there being anything better than CPK.

Seriously?

What is there at Victoria Gardens that’s so special? It’s all chain restaurants that can be found in any mini-mall in SoCal.

When I first saw the spokes-dude on the Coors light commericals

I thought it was Tim Salmon.

OG

Olive Garden?? seriously dude. hey not like I’ve never settled for a meal there, but you’re TORII HUNTER. at least step it up to Macaroni Grille next time, dude. sheesh

Torii Hunter is a black(red?) Panther!!

that kid’s sketch somehow got bobby seale mixed up with torii hunter.

Looked at the sketch

And immediately the tune “The Crown” by Gary Byrd and the G.B. Experience came to mind.

The only reason

I would ever go to Olive Garden is because someone gave me a gift card. Overpriced, mediocre food and generally crappy service/atmosphere.

Now I may just re-gift any OG gift cards I get.

hey now

i’m a very good waiter. so screw you, bucko!
hahaha

but really, we all hate working there, too, but it’s a job, and it momentarily pays the bills.

Married life

We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling… what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

+1

Frank the Tank FTW

white trash olive garden

In Wisconsin, The Olive Garden is considered a 4-star restaurant. I can only afford Fazoli’s – also known as WTOG.

The Fazoli's across from the mall?

At least it’s better than the place that used to be called “Chi-Chi’s”. I cracked up every time I went by there…why would they name a restaurant after boobs?

I'll bite

WTOG maens?

shot in the dark

I’m guessing White Trash Olive Garden…

really

it really was supposed to be a guess then I read the previous subject line and noticed it was right there. so, no sarcasm intended above.

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