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Matt Palmer Rally thread

Rally Palmer

teams gonna score 8 next inning

The Angel Team, right?

;)

Downing Rules - August 14, 2009 reply

M A T T PA L M E R

runs, runs, runs, for the Angels player

you know, if you combine Matt and Darren....

you get Palmoliver

Nice.

Downing Rules - August 14, 2009 reply

Palmolive was a brand of soap here in the promised land.

2 down, but 8-3.

Unluminous

Jered looks like a dead ringer for Daniel Tosh

LOL

no idea who that is...

either i am too old, too young, or just retarded.

comedian

here

tosh.0

comedy central show

tosh.0

comedy central show

here's some stand up routine for ya'

Link

Tosh is a little more babyfaced but I can see the resemblance

Hud'ism

Matt Palmer has some East and West

and vlad is

the best from the east and west

just waiting to figure out who is the best North South

i guess he could say

vlad is too…from canada to so cal…vlad is the man

I hate this ump so much.

Shitty Zone tonight?

I don't think anybody on either side would say otherwise.

He’s been consistent crap.

AHHHHHH

I see.

Walks are for the devil

C’mon Matt, please get us out of this

Someone make the pain go away

Why is his name pronounced P.A. instead of Pie

Pie sounds so much more delicious :-P

I remember them saying

Pie in previous seasons, but now everyone says P.A.

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

If I was an O fan I would definitely want a Pie jersey.

Make the wife wear one that says cake and the kid ice cream.

or the wife could have A La Mode

8 er in 3 1/3

for weav…man

Palmer=Job

OWNED.

All in all, not bad Matt.

Alright Matty P!

Finally

Alright, Run Support's in the game. Time to start scorin'.

Good job Matty

Too bad Weaver, just when he was doing his ace thing in the last few starts.

Count on Palmer. He delivers..

y’know, eventually

OK

Let’s do this offense

Der Palmer

Is it true five of the nine Angels in the starting lineup...

….don’t speak English?

Someone please confirm.

doesn't really matter

you dont talk the ball over the outfield fence

u do

and the ball speaks spanish

who are the five?

Izzy, Aybar, Morales, Vlad, Rivera..

Rivera speaks English

ESL, but he doesn’t use a translator

Mota translates for him....

They speak english in the clubhouse

just not to the media

Seik1177 - August 14, 2009 reply

probably a good idea

prevent yourself from saying something you dont mean

sosa? ;)

the Rev can't even type in english

pero

en español

Rev Halofan - August 14, 2009 reply

Ask Bucky Fox, he has all the answers in that area.

But he is probably out at a healthcare rally about now.

pro or con?

David Dukish

Rev Halofan - August 14, 2009 reply

They probably can

Speak English, they just prefer the language they’re more comfortable with, Spanish…

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

everyone, lets just move on

Let's Go Halos!

Hey la, hey, halo.

Ugh

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Top of the order

C’mon Figgy

I've only seen 3 Angel hitters now..

I could shoot this ump

Yurg.

That was weird.

1st base ump was watching the base...he referred to home plate ump for the tag

Why?

dunno...but it was the right call

I'm glad I missed

The first 4 innings…

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

nothing good happened there

What's the over/under on how many times they'll mention

Babe Ruth was born 3 blocks from Camden Yards this weekend?

or that his dad's bar was where right field was

FAIL

Garbage Man

Gary Massacre

Verdict:

Matthews sucks

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Mother Effin crap of a fielder and hitter GMJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Torii can't get back fast enough. Sheesh.

jesus christ Gary..

I wonder if Gary ever looks at his paycheck and feels shame

hell no

Or he laughs...

with both hands on belly

WHERE IS TORII???????

due back tomorrow not today

Sunday...

Is he playing in Rancho C? If so I'm getting in my car and taking him to the airport NOW!!! LOL

I recall someone said not to worry

Angels will make it.

Looks like they’re wrong.

good night kind sir

For a Major League center fielder , yes Phyzz

but he ain’t no Major Leaguer

Pennywise for the turn around

Gonna be one of these games...

yup

Nice try Bobby

Damn!

nice throw by Bobster

vagina boob

Vulva

vas deferens

falopean

Beltre says "AY CARAMBA!"

Fan Since 1981 - August 14, 2009 reply

What would happen

If ’bug was here…?

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

She's one of the boys

LoL

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Matthews

Causes our pitcher another should be unearned earned run

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Well, i think its time for me to go start my social evening...

let’s hope we have a great comeback…i’ll be dvring just in case :-P

have a great evening everyone

STFD.

Atta boy Matty

Nice K Matt

This is making me sad

And yes, this was posted after the K…

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

2 down

Get the rhythm

Yay!!!

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH BOBBY

Way to play Bobby

BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Booby!

GUNNED

maybe that will be some motivation to get runs.

Big time Bobby

Nice gun

BOB-BAY!

Excellent throw to our #1 catcher for the out.

so u like nap

44fan? ;)

ya, LOL

Enought of them lol's already lol

lol

I agree lol

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

really? i thought you were a big Hank Aaron guy

I was thinking Bosworth

(Jerry) West?

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

You like Figgins or Fig Newtons?

no figs

although i did like fig newtons

not sure why they taste kinda weird…do the still sell them?

Yeah

I’m pretty sure

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Or both?

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

i guess m name is more like

FiggiFIG…a la Flavor Flav

*my

i didn't think

he would test his arm…man

Vlad would be good

At cricket.

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

he must be a hell of a golfer

Get us started Chupa

Yeah Vladdi

I'd say Vlad

Is doing better than we expected…

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

How can you be better than the Bestest

That's a start

Let’s do this Juancho

RE-SIGN VLAD NOW!

you want him to resign? but he's doing great

Who were you replying to?

I don’t remember anybody mentioning “Sign Vlad Now”

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Smell the Bat

lol

RALLY!!!!!!!!

this commercial is LATE

MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS

Palmer AND mini burgers? oh its on now

yippie ay aye

mini sirloin burgers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MSB!!!!!!!

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

How is there no Jack in the Box at the Big A?

I would buy some Rally mini sirloin burgers, anything to help the team.

they should kick Carl Jr out

hey now

I loves me some Carls

What has Carl's ever done to help the team win?

motivated them with the thought of a delicious postgame meal?

Mini Burgers is clearly the food of choice for our winning organization

S H A N E L O U X

Let’s Go Angels!

Skywalker on the mound

Loux

Lucky outs under xylophones…?

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

whew!

123 good

That was the first 1-2-3?

Wow. I’m REALLLLLY glad I missed the first four

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Innings that is...

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

u missed

vlad’s crazy hit though

Somebody here

That can edit audio needs to make a rally song combining all the good songs….

Mini sirloin burgers, calling all angels, jump around…

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

I know this is blasphemy

but the calling all Angels song is starting to get old. I think they play it too much now.

How often do they play it?

I’ve only heard it once per game at the stadium…

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Once before, TV, Fireworks and any video montage anywhere.

its better then

most “angel” song’s…like sarah mclachlan’s angel…imagine if train never made that song we would be stuck w/sarah…

I know there is no replacement. It is hard to make a great Angel song.

i do agree though

as an everyday fan it is old, but imagine for once in a while fans or just visitors…

last year i went to 65 games…i know what u mean.

Wowww

That’s a lot of gamesssss

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

same as the year before

actually 60…but last year i flew to boston to watch them in boston during the playoffs…it was fun…except for game 2(in boston)

i saw game 1 @ home

and than flew 2 boston to see a concert and the games the next day

This game makes me mad

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

This will be our big inning I think.

Let’s Go Angels!

We got him out.

Nowwww starts the runs

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

not giving up

but jetlag is making me real sleepy

And look who's up...

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

My favorite player!

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

arod?

Of course!

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

9-4

Nice running Nap

Angels on a roll now.

look at Naps chug

go Mike go!

c'mon Figgy

I don't think

Self-esteem is the best word….

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

RALLY

If rev were here

This would be a perfect time to complain about FSN camerawork…

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

it is spectacular in its shittiness

Rally Figs

.....

excuse me?

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 reply

Figgins!

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

wooohooo

2 Out rally? I'm lol'in

where on the right coast are you located?

thanks for the Fantasy team points Figgy

Agreed

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Chone Figgins, cooler that the other, other side of the pillow

bleh

we needed that one. oh well……

Dammit

almost broke it open

You mean

Almost shoved it a little more closed?

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Jones>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GMJ

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

he doesn't miss many of those

if we were really a "lucky" team, that would've dropped

good ol' Cal

my first mancrush

1st really

who was your real first…

Oh cal...

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

In the meantime,

Loux sucks

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

We are getting murdered by some pretty terrible hitters

hopefully

we tire out the O’s hitters for the rest of the series

am i watching soccer

w/the chant…

nah

too many people watching to be soccer

my bad

this game has entered the ridiculous zone

say goodnight, gracie

Nolan Ryan

Is Texas’ Bobby Abreu. He himself changed the wholle Rangers starting pitchers mindset, just the way Abreu singlehandedly changed the Angels

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

hey i replied above

i also went 2 game 1 @ home of the playoffs and than flew 2 boston to see a concert and the games the next day…

this game sucks by the way

.....lucky

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

what concert?

death cab for cutie

lets go angels we can still win this game.

9+ runs in 2 innings?

Good luck

well, theoretically, yes

Stick a fork in it

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

damn

big taste of that humble pie

I need a drink.

I suggest Johnnie Walker Black

need something stronger than that to make this game tolerable

maybe taking hits from a paper bag full of testor’s glue might do it

Quad Fin Rider - August 14, 2009 reply

Memories

Does anyone else feel transported back to the mid 90’s?

yes

I'm gonna vote for Oriole POTG

It will make me feel good

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Jesus, its like watching a slowpitch softball game

I feel like Phyzz now

What do we talk about now?

+12 runs in 2 innings. Whee

Yeah, Im so happy we didn't trade for a reliever

the neverending inning...

Is bacon the most perfect food?

Discus

Bacon = meat candy

Yes

nuff said.

bacon makes everything better

new fair food this year..chocolate dipped bacon

Is there a bacon ice cream?

There should be

Can we start a rally thread?

A

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Bad idea

Don’t waste the rally thread powers on this laugher

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

MERCY RULE?????? LOL

I can understand getting spanked once in a while by a good team

But the Orioles???

Arredondo?

This isn’t going to help boost his confidence

It's ok everyone

We only need 12 runs to win

lets do this im ready coach put me in i got my swing down.

According to pythag

11 of our 1-run wins this season now never happened, and we’re a .500 team.

I'm a little verklempt

a guy with the last name pie hits for a cycle

yeahhhh Bobby

Chupa isn't too disheartened

Embarrassing isn't enough to explain how bad this is

Gave up a cycle and one guy needs a homer for another cycle.

I'm gonna go out on a limp

And say that this is the first game where there is a “Chone” and a “Felix”

I will also say that this is the first game where two seperate players havebeen the first with their first name to hit for the cycle.

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

*limb

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

limp was right

No it wasn't?

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

hey we scored one of them run thingys

No we didn't

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

We did?

sory, I'm fadin' in and out. Blame Johnnie Walker

Yes

We did

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Oh snap, Willits is running

This is exactly what we need to get 12 runs

10 now

rally monkey!

highlight of the day

vlad’s bloop job

Vlad got a boob job?

won’t that interfere with his swing?

doesn't hurt women golphers

u just said women golfers...

meaning
1. they are actual women and
2. they have boobs…

Reduction

Let's hope weak ass Boston can beat Texas

Angels can hit doubles too. Sometimes D:

q is in

get ready for the comeback

Were within 10!!!!

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

So many pinch runners

rally!

don’t call it a comeback

Yay for Ortiz!

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

oh my gosh - we go a run

damnit soth put me in im ready

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They need to turn that off

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

I have something to say

this game sucks

+1

wow

thanks Dutch

There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.

ah yes.

I believe you’re the 1,000th person to quote that to me.

woo hoo

I’m #1,000!!!

I work two guys from Amsterdam

they’re tired of hearing that quote from me too

I've got a good feeling about this game

Wait....no, that's gas

LOL

From all that bacon?

Yes, I shouldn't have put it on my minisirloin burger

can we skip the bottom of the 8th and just go to the top of the 9th and get this over with...

Dude. 11 runs in one inning. It's totally doable. D:

LOL

Well we didn’t win 100 games in 2002 either.

Jay Cal - August 14, 2009 reply

true but - we need them NOT score anymore

quit picking your nose....

Quinlan and Willits in the lineup?

EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED! :D

well its not like anything else was working

Offense was just fine today, actually.

true. 6 runs is fine most days

There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.

1001st

sorry

lol

http://www.leeannrubsam.com/images/dutch-boy-icon.jpg

I don't hate the Dutch, per se

but I do hate this little fuckin’ creep:

to be fair the Prince Valiant hairdo doesnt work for anyone

short of he-man

We call that WillQuits

that's good

oh my gosh HGH caught it

2 X

Yeah. 1-2-3 inning

We’re awesome.

LOL

Don't worry about Weaver, guys

he was just filling the void left by Joe Saunders not having a chance to give up all his runs this week.

You mean he isn't left handed...that explains it

c'mon Nap - we only need 11 runs

Now it's time for our 11-run rally

yeahhh Nap

Nap will score 11 runs all by himself.

Lead off single. Good job, Nap.

HK pinch hit us to victory

or not

Nah man.

That strike out surprised the pitcher. He won’t be throwing any good pitches anymore.

Perfect sacrifice.

If Mathis was catching this game Weave would have pitched a shutout

That is stupid

I can add together Barry Bonds’ HR total with figgins’, and it’s a high number, but that doesn’t make Figgins one a good HR hitter

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

You know what's overrated?

Pitching.

Two run rally, gogogogo.

YEAHHH the bleeding has stopped

Nice playI

We should all be happy it’s over

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

Turn off the halo.

i saw

death cab for cutie…WiHalo

u asked which concert

Oh, I don't know much about them

or rather, haven’t heard much of them.

they are pretty big now

the lead singer also started the band the postal service.

he married

Zooey Deschanel

Nice one.

hehe

Funke5ive - August 14, 2009 reply

well, that sucked.

put it behind us and start fresh tomorrow

Turn the Page

We will win, with what we got!

Jay Cal - August 14, 2009 reply

or the ump

I would vote Pie for POTG

Damn. Got our asses handed to us today.

Do better tomorrow Angels.

Zu Long - August 14, 2009 reply

The Game

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Sorry but i’m an O’s fan and kind of an Angels fan. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Robertsfan - August 14, 2009 reply

Lol

Getting made fun of by an O’s fan

Figgi4life - August 14, 2009 via mobile reply

sorry

you’re an o’s fan…is that why you are LOL’ing?…cause 48 and 67 is pretty funny or is it 12 losing seasons? LOL?