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Let's see the Angels ring the Rays Bell?

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5 runs please
so basically enough to put the Angels in the lead

but not enough for Phys to have a nightmare

mini sirloin slider rally nuggets
14th.
Divided by two less four.
You're all clear kid!

Now let’s blow this thing and go home!

But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!
you can waste time with your friends later
RUNS please - now
nice bunt

auto double right there

I predict 10 million runs

Tampa calls out fans from Angels Stadium to help their ailing bullpen.

Love the drag bunt
A-Rod just got hit by a pitch in the 11th

he looks like he’s in massive pain

I'm sure Kate Hudson will ease his pain later.
and he's such a wuss

on replay it hit him right on his elbow pad, Naps would have just walked to first and the next batter would have doubled him in by now

He has Kate Hudson

and bzillions of dollars … so screw him.

CHONE

the Count of Figgycristo

Are we still discussing 19th century literature?
I like that stuff.
Victor Hugo ftw
Yes. I read Ninety-Three when I was a teenager.

My kids convinced me that I’d like Austen; her early stuff is slyly funny.

awesome new nickname

a little long but im gonna be using it

and crap yankees won

Evening all

just got in from baseball practice, let’s win this!

damn that was a huge lead

and I think Figgy was going until he did the slide step

What is a pitch out?
a pitch that is intentionally thrown outside

of the strikezone so that they can catch the runner stealing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitchout
News alert! Oakland beat the Orioles.

Auto sports center lead off

F U D G E

Figgyfudge

Figgy

has had to cheat this season and his CS #s are still way up there

Tough decision what to do with him this offseason

He has become a great OBP leadoff hitter and table-setter, and he is still a very good SB guy. But he clearly has declined in speed already. Not sure whether we should bring him back or not.

FIGGINS!

Cmon bud, how you going to do that?

shit

come on what happened to this team’s talent on the basepaths

Figgins took away the DP
silver linning
Don't you mean: silver lining!

Gotcha.

do you want to get sued?
Don't worry.

I resign. But let’s re-sign Figgy.

Sorry that's my parody from the Simpsons

Who were doing a parody of The Shinning.

Here's Johnny!
all that and Andy Rooney, on this weeks 60 minutes.
HR Pena. Fubar
Damn...another Pena HR
He just might own

Bell.

how about not throwing him a fricken offspeed pitch
f*** carlos pena
I love how PC Rex tries to be.

Calling GMJs failure a mis-cue.

Got a staff meeting coming up...

Bailing out in a few… :-(

mathis should have caught this kid

his cera was needed today

yeaa we need

our better catcher to help ease a pitcher into the majors

The sad thing about that is...

Mathis just seems to call a much better game than Napoli. Who does Napoli even catch for now?

napoli will continue to call a pitch that isn't a guy's best pitch

even when a guy has homered off it already

If we didn't have GMJ and Reggie in the lineup

I might agree with you. But you can’t start Mathis, GMJ, and Willits and expect to win with a rookie on the mound.

then give rivera a different day off
buh buh buh

thass all folks!

Quick hook by Mike

Too bad. I thought he pitched well.

Well...

It wasn’t what we hoped, but from the 13th SP this year, not too bad.

I just had some rally ceviche

now lets go win

Yes!

Did you make it or buy it?

I bought it

but I did it to compare it to the one i made yesterday. Of course, mine was better.

I usually just make the bootleg kind with canned tuna

but once in a while I’ll make the real stuff with fresh fish

well i use shrimp

and it is delicious cuz i put a lot of shrimp

I'd use shrimp if I wasn't poor

and barefoot

yea get a huge bag at costco

and I make a HUGE bowl of ceviche
usually will last me a week

can you ship me some?
I hope Bulger does well in the next two innings

I have him pitching til the end of the 7th

come on bulger pitch through the 7th.....
He needs to pitch through the 6th first
Dodgers and Giants are fighting
Literally?

Or in a figurative baseball sense?

literally

Someone got hit and the benches cleared. Looked like some punches were thrown.

GD Bulge

Throw strikes!!! 6 balls in a row.

What the heck?

Bulger, the plate is over there. By that big dude with the red chest protector.

bulger kind of looks like speier
but that's where the similarities end
Bulger setting himself up for another

grand slam

or a 5-3 dp

man that couldn’t have gone any better

There can be only one winner in the battle of the Bulge
SAVED

by the Fig

That should be his new nickname.

The Fig.

That is good.

Sounds more grown up than Figgy.

I don't want to grow up
I bet Miles is a Toys R Us kid.
Gettin' Fig with it
Just doesn't have the same ring
Must needed Double Play
Checking in.

Seems like Bell wasn’t really horrible. Nice job by Figgins to Double up there.

Figgins with the Bailout Special.
Take that automobile makers

And financial institutions.

Lets hope the offense

Isn’t a clunker in the late innings.

there we go

now back to back to back

Don't have a whole lot of time, gotta get back to work soon.

How about grabbing the lead in the next 5 minutes Angels?

I'm all for that.
We into their pen yet?
I'm into my 2nd bottle of Dewar's
Just watching

Porcello take down Youk, awesome!

+1

Youk – steroids = pussy

He was like

What the hell? Ok, lets do this fat man.

You're in the UK right?

Does that mean you already watched the games that are on later tonight?

He's not a time traveller...

or is he?

I think that was yesterday's game.
That's exactly how it works
Youk was such a pussy for throwing his helmet
Exactly what I said!

He got nailed the night before too, made it even better

It tickles me to think

that the Red Sox might not even make it to the playoffs this year. I’m kind of rooting for the Rangers to win the Wild Card.

I'm rooting for the Rays

after this series

oi vlad

come on kendry

Yeah Kowbell.

Time for a Power Nap.

kemosabe

with the base hit

I first read that and thought... you wrote Kielbasa

And then I thought of the Howard Stern show. And now I feel like I need a shower.

lol tonto and the lone rangers

what Kendry and Tonto do in their freetime is none of your business

Ciao.

Gotta eat chow. Its dinner time in Georgia!

At 5:30?

Damn, you can’t wait an hour to see the end of the game?

GA

Isn’t on his mind. Dinner is.

His mom's calling him to supper.
He betta' git his suppa 'fore his pappy tans his hide and the hound dog on the hot roof bites his corn shack
Maybe the devil's down there

And he wants to eat before his soul gets stolen

I heard he's got this golden Violin .

Don’t believe it, he’s just a creepy child molestor.

This might be the night the lights go out

Vicky Lawrence FTW

Hey now

If the missus cooks it, I’m eating. And I’m back.

Come on now, rally time.
damn

i had good feelings about howie doing some damage against niemmen

c'mon Howie!
In the pursuit of a 300 lineup

Naps is now at .298

has it ever been done before?
I'm not even sure how to start the research on it

Matt Welch might know

If we do not re-sign Vlad.

Then Nips needs to become everyday DH. And spot start at catch.

However, I really hope we re-sign Vlad.

move him to 2b
Really?

I love Vlad, but he’s going to get way more money than he’s worth. If we could sign him for about $8 million a year for 2 or 3 years, that would be cool. Otherwise, pass.

I think 3 Years 21 Million

with maybe a handful of incentives.

I'd be fine with that
sounds about right
Dangit. Must watch comback...
Please Howie

before we get to the GMJ/Willits combo.

hopefully Soth has enough sense to pinch hit for Willits if there are ducks on the pond
You know that GMJ is one of the best on the team with RISP right?

Also, wasn’t that Willits plating two runs to take the lead yesterday?

GMJ not so bad

Willits awful. Tell me Willits’s numbers with runners in scoring position.

I just told you two RBI. Yesterday.
yeah, but what has he done LATELY
That was one at-bat yesterday

He also crapped the bed with the bases loaded today, and I asked for his numbers for the season.

So? It still demonstrates he can come through in the clutch.

In terms of small sample size, judging by one AB is just as meaningful as judging by the grand total of 70ish spaced out PA’s Willits has had this season. Since he can come through in the clutch, and this isn’t the playoffs, there is no reason to interrupt Juan’s day off when we have a 5 game lead. Keep Juan healthy, leave Reggie in.

you wouldn't want Rivera to pinch hit for GMJ if say GMJ walked right now?
I mean for Willits
Moot point, but I figure Mike knows what he's doing.
You guys think

Howie will get up to .300?

at this rate yes
That would be truly incredible

given where he started.

If he keeps hitting .350, he could get there before seasons end.
They were going for the double steal!
Hit and run more likely.
howie if you could hit a home run

that would be great

wasn't Balfour throwing like 99 last season?

think he has Arredondoitis

bad swing at a 3-1 pitch
darn it

well gmj its up to you

That was ball 4 HK.
GMJ: 3-run homerun attempt #2
Earn your pay bitch!
Gonna have to hope Sir-RISP-A-LOT comes through again.
Isn't HGH supposed to be hitting well with RISP??
dude answered that
Gary! Hit a homer and I'll show you my boobs!
OMG!!!

GMJ KILLIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!

H E L L

blizzard

What the Fuck!
LOOK AT THESE HANDS

THEY LOOK LIKE BIG STRONG HANDS

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zu Long rules!
Way to make up for the clank HGH
Gary

Teeing off!

it's official

Balfour does indeed have Arredondoitis, I ran my tests and they came back positive

holy!

did he just,…

Garyyyyy!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD

WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

GMJ FTW – what a shot!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
checking in for the GMJ knock
My Boobs are officially out.
Must...not...look
But can't look away
So are AmyAngel's
I meant Moobs, not boobs
GARY GARY GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that will make up for the earlier blunder
RISP-A-LOT COMES THROUGH AGAIN!!
from dfa

to 5th outfielder

just like that

i LOVE seeing all you hater react

when GMJ does something good. LOL!!! so kidding, i defend him but i know he’s indefenasible a lot. just glad he hit one out!!

Blind Squirrel--------->Nut
fat guy -----> drunk chick ----> sex
Fat Chick ----->Drunk Squirrel------>Nut Sex
LOL!!

that was good.

he's seems to get sight with 2 outs

and runners on

HGH anyone?

I’m going monkey right now!

Took longer than 5 minutes, but thanks anyway Halos.

Gotta go.

recharging of batteries

lol

scioscia gets a royalty every time gubi says it

That was some home run! It caused my computer to crash.
sexellent.

Is Bell still pitching?

No Bulger is
nope hopefully bulger will go thru the 7th and then jepsen and the dino in the 9th
If he keeps this up he will be under .200 before the game ends.
I am excited

about the Tarantino movie

You mean

Valkyrie part II?

tom cruise is a scientologist faggot (no offense to gay people)

and brad pitt is the best actor ever

bite your lip good sir

Best actor ever?

I prefer Brad Pitt to Tom Cruise, but I don’t agree with anything else you said.

brad pitt+tarantino=

completely badass movie

Lets go kill some Nas-Es.
just to let u know

guy on the train told it was pretty good

I think Oliver might be coming in
Willits displaying his fine defensive prowess
who catches that besides Darin Erstad in like 1998 though?
yeah nobody

but he looked so sloppy – bad form on top of all his other faults…

and he would have caught it from center field!
GMJ

has shown that he has value to the team, albeit nowhere near $10M per season. Willits has no value to this team.

battle for worst defensive outfieler

GMJ or willits

Nobody woulda had that

but most would have looked better than Reggie trying for it.

Leadoff Double – Bulger out, Oliver in.

True

but the guy is a trainwreck.

Please take Reggie out of RF

he’s embarrassing himself

he's in LF

so he is out of RF

Here comes my pick

I’ve shut out for over a week

YEA

Mexico just scored a goal 2-1 83" minute

yeah?
Miguel Sabah scored

who is he? no idea

of course

they are the Red Sox, USA is the Angels

oh hell naw

USA are more like the rays. Traditionally crappy team that since 2002 has gotten better. Los Ticos are like the nationals

Reggie is a disaster
some please tell me

how everyone knew it would be olly in the 7th?

i didn’t

i didnt literally mean everyone

but it seemed like about 75% of people picked him and i thought bulger was our 7th inning guy, did i miss something??

anyone want to let me know?

or i guess being out of the loop is fun too haha

I took Oliver

because I didn’t think Bell would go too far into the game. Didn’t really consider anything else.

More creepy Ped shots

FSN Nambla-Cam

Pics or it never happened
yeah what is the deal. it is like Vin scully is working the camera
Jepsen will finish the 7th
For the sake of the win

Hopefully not.

Uh, rewatch that on Tivo, people

that was 100% catchable. Willits played it AWFULLY. He was there in time, and had no idea where the wall was, and played it like it was a homer. He looked shocked when it hit the wall at catchable height.

buy me TiVo

and I am there

get me a high-paying job, and I buy you Tivo
No love for Bell? He's in the bigs now...

and he held the 3rd highest score team to 4 ER in 5.1 IP’s. I think we’re going to be seeing a lot more of this kid.

I don't like Taco Bell. I like Del Taco.
He pitched a good game
That's an ERA of 7

   I’ll cut the kid some slack and give him another start but that isn’t excellent.

He almost never gives up HRs

but gave up two to one guy today. He will bounce back. He threw a ton of strikes, very few balls. He had 4 Ks and his only walk was after GMJ’s error rattled him. I think he will be great for us.

thats not bad considering his first start

hopefully we will be seeing more of him

Dang

Looks like my prediction is wrong.

Good pitch cousin
I like Oliver. He has this teddy bear quality

Between him and napoli, I’d hug ’em to pieces.

And The Gayest Comment of the Week Award Goes to...
not that there's anything wrong with that

i think you are first in line on this…

Awkward silence.
....*chirp*chirp*.....
put Jepsen in!
that's what she said!!!
Sit Down Crawford
O L L I E

ollie ollie … K lookin

EYE BEE BEE
I hate IBBs

Sometimes it works, but in so many cases it does not.

yeah, usually one of those two outcomes
Thanks for the sarcasm

It was clear from my post that, in my view, IBBs are harmful more often than they are helpful.

Going for a DP?
here comes the double play. I feel it!
I come back from chow and...

see that GMJ hit a 3 run jack? I need to go eat more often (as my belt screams out in agony).

We need to get out of this inning. Go get a snack
Walk the hot Pena to you can face the not-soo-hot Burrell?

I don’t mind.

Come on Oliver get me some points!
Ollie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEW!

We got out of that one.

Wow that scared me so bad

at first I thought it was a homer…

then I realized Abreu was out there….

then I saw him struggling with the sun…..

just glad that inning is over! Good Job Darren!

Exactly

Good job Ollie!

way to go Ollie!
I lost points, but I don't give a crap!

Good job Oliver!

I lost … duh, I “missed out on” points.

That scared me off the bat for a second

and then when Abreu made a sudden hard shift to his right to make the catch, my heart jumped.

Mexico edges the US, 2-1

en el Estadio Asteca

Azteca

but yessssss

finger hit the s instead of z
They can't win there.
Nope, they can't...and I don't know why
a few reasons

altitude, gigantic stadium (90,000), air quality

people who don’t train there are in for the ride of their lives

well, for what its worth- Mexico can't beat us here either

no matter the location.

Problem is, the US should beat Mexico every time they play…but it makes for a good rivalry if Mexico wins now and then

well location plays a huge role in this case

there are no stadiums like Azteca
but i agree that the US should beat Mexico. I still love Mexico

why do you love Mexico, just curious?
Mexican-American

family loves Mexican National Team so its something I’ve inherited, but I also love the team

Cool, I lived two years in Mexico, so I speak fluent spanish

I feel like a little bit of a dual citizen myself. That’s why I ask

thats real cool

what part of mexico

Sonora, down below the Arizona border

No bueno para los gringos.

Mexico needed the game much more than the US did, but a US win would have basically clinched a WC spot
again ill ask

how did most people know that olly would finish the 7th

has sosh finally realized his value and slotted him as the 7th inning guy over bulger?

I don't think you'll get an answer

because I don’t think anyone knows.

Answer from someone who knows nothing.

I am not sure there is any 7 – 8 – 9 formula any more. Even the “9” is a shaky proposition.

I credit the Jeter photo

second time today Jeets bailed the Angels out.

Jeter rally pic?

Say it aint so

Stranger things have happened.
Dude's the best reliever on our team

period.

Jepsen

That kid has been scary good lately.

*Knock* on wood
he's not even here to defend himself.

You’ll have to knock on SLC for that.

Didn't you get the memo? Justin Speier has been released from our team.
there's a new coversheet for the TPS reports?
Take that Figgy haterz
Did he steal a base successfully?

Oh, a hit. Well, he’ll get a CS here, shortly. ;)

he started off with such a great SB%, but he's really struggled since- maybe he's getting tired
he is actually 52 years old

But he has that Gary Coleman disease, just like the girl from the Orpha….oh did I just ruin that for someone…

I first read "Gary Pettis" disease. Had to double take.
Goofy's prediction correct

Figgy back over .300

I thought he was back over after last night.
went under after 1st at bat
Lead off Figgy!
Ok, Aybar, get a hit.
Dear Choate please choke and grant our team some insurance runs.
That's what I yell at him when he's in the bullpen...

“HEY CHOKE!”

i hate that little inset shot.
Aybar quickly becoming the best shortstop in the AL
Amazing isn't it?
It really is. I'm still waiting for the old Aybar to show up, and hoping he doesn't.
I don't think that will happen
Progression is a beautiful thing.
When it happens, it is.
Admiral Aybar

such a baller

He looks like a Choate
hey-a-Admiral!
Come on Bobbyyyyy
Time for the "3" and "4" to pick it up today.
I'd do a hit and run here
gosh why must we play build me up buttercup...?
That song is a good one

It beats “Girls just wanna have fun”

Or any Neil Diamond song

Bob Wiley: I’m divorced.
Dr. Leo Marvin: Would you like to talk about that?
Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don’t. My ex-wife loves him.

What song doesn't beat

“Girls Just Want to Have Fun”??

We Built This City
Here is a weird one

Dodger stadium is playing Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’ (which I cannot stand but okay some people dig it, whatever) late in the game before their 8th inning As, sort of a rally song, right? They’re behind late , don’t stop believin’, okay, lyrics on the jumbo board, okay fine but then I am at another Dodger game and they are comfortably ahead in the late innings and they play it at the exact same part of the game. Stooooooooopid.

hahahahaha

Dodgers suck

What should happen

is that in the middle of that song, Dodger Stadium should just cease to exist, like the final episode of the Sopranos.

Sorry, spoiler alert for anyone that never saw it.

love that song

its one of my drinking songs

I can't stand how teams exploit The Who's Teenage Wasteland

truly poor treatment of such an epic song.

Thats not the name of the song

:)

Baba O'Reily?

The Who will give their songs to anyone that asks. I blame The Who for that

Or Baba O'Reilly

How is it mistreated?

Worst
Band
EVER

ok, after U2
how dare you twice sir
and, for the trifecta of overrated crap

I give you…

Bruce Springsteen

oh well i dont really have an issue there
how dare you sir
I'm calling it

double off the right field wall

I'm calling a walk
Swinging Bunt

Nicely done.

kinda like a sacrifice
Nice Sacrifice, Bobby
loadin' em up for Tony Monana
walk Vlad to get to K-mo - interesting choice
must not have gotten the memo
they must be banking on the "K-Mo can't hit LHP" theory
Or the Vlad is on fire the past week theory
This is surprising

Grand slam for K-Mo coming up.

that would be nice. Mathis almost had it last night.
True

He was very close.

Lol. Choate is willing to pitch to K-Mo, rather than Vladdy?

This is hilarious.

make them pay K-MO
F The Rays

If Morales can hit two GS this AB, he will find a way.

HEY ALL

PLEASE no pictures in GAME THREADS, it really slows down load times here for folks with slower connections…

Sorry Rev

I’ll just post a link next time.

1st GS anyone?
Oh , you can tell K-mo wants that GS
Mucho Morales please
contact please
that foot contact slo mo

Hurts

let's get some insurance runs
Personally

A sac fly would be just fine right now

it's be better though if Fuentes caught it
a lousy single works too.
Wow. HE REALLY WANTS THAT GS
I say Wow

he really doesnt want to strike out looking

We just need insurance runs any way we can get them
Hazlo para los Cubanos, Morales!
we know, we know
quite a battle here
Great AB.
a newly mature hitter at the plate
there goes the grand slam

nice jinx

who was that directed to?
the announcers
Ah. I ignore them most of the time.
reverse jinx

strikeout strikeout strikeout strikeout strikeout

we won't hit a slam this year
maybe the post-season then

Did he blow his Choate?

the ol' double reverse psychology

works for 2 runs

Kowbell not looking for the walk
I'm back, and that was an awesome AB for Kowbell!
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHA

KKKKK MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was strange.

That = ?

Or did quentin fly out to center again?

Heh. K=-MO hit a grounder that was fielded and then the throw to third was terrible.
nice at bat, the fielders were asleep, back on their toes, etc.
Or up on their heels?
What happen

Gameday Sucks

Kendry double

to the shortstop, 2 runs score, 2nd and 3rd

doubling to the SS crashed gameday I guess
Sweet

Kendry & his infield power

Slow roller to deep SS on 3B side

SS had no play anywhere but at 3B, which was not realistic either, and the throw was wide of the bag so Aybar also came home to score.

That should be a hit in my opinion

with a one-base throwing error

Honestly, though, I still do not understand how this team scores 7-9 runs every game.

single single single single repeat

They just pressure the defense by being patient and putting the ball in play
everyone just has their worst performance against us

so says Texas fans

we have 7 good hitters in the lineup today, wait until we get Torii back and use Naps more, that would mean 9 good hitters
Suck on that Choate
Aww. No Grand Slam. :(
Bwaaahahahahaha

Bee-U-Tee-ful toss to third

Aybar was probably safe at third even on a good throw

it was a REALLY close play, and before the throw left Bartlett’s hand, I thought to myself that there was a good chance he’d beat it.

On replays

I am convinced that they never would have gotten Aybar at 3B.

Intent Walk Napoli?
what an at-bat by K-Mo
what happened

y was it ruled an error?

Bartlett overthrew an easy groundout.
it was DEEP in the hole
Throw went to the backstop behind 3B

It was not an “easy groundout.” Aybar would have been safe.

Our official scorer needs to go

that is a hit. There was no sure out anywhere

maybe they'll change it later

either way, it’s 7-4!

They have to change that
If it was that blatant...

I am sure Joe Mad-man will petition to have the E taken away from his guy.

They changed it
Has to be an error of some kind, as 2 runs scored
Let's Go BobbleHead
BARTLETT SURRENDERS A PEAR.
You made my day!

haha

Orange you glad that happened?
You've been waiting for that for a while now, haven't you?

This is the first TB game thread I’ve been on, since I attended game 1 and 2, yo. I’ve been yelling it at him from my bullpen cheap seats, but he hasn’t heard me.

It was very clever.

You must have Bruce Vilanch writing for you.

So, that IBB to Vladdy worked out well. :)
Kowbell changed to a hit...
Aside from the error. What an AB by morales. what a stud
TY Morales does get a hit
Just give us that zone in the 8th and 9th blue
HELL YEAH HOWIE
I'm going to Howard's to see that replay

Go Kendrick!!!!!!!

Free Buffalo Wings to all
HOOOOWWWWIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HR

HK drills the field goal to make it 10-4.
HK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lincecum on the mound against the Dodgers going for the complete game win

btw

that dude is incredible
I got him on my fantasy team this year

For Mauer and Ryan Franklin, mwhahhhaha

actually

thats a pretty good deal

I had McCann as well

so no biggy

Sniffing some broomage...
i sure as heck didn't expect that after

how they played after the Texas series, especially with 2 rookies and Santana pitching.

This game just can’t be figured out

I love Howie Kendrick
10-4 Good Buddy!

-C.W. McCall

Howie TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This team is so good

I love it!

2 3 -run bombs in one game

Jeebus

well im out

peace u guys

good sweep for the halos, lets go injuns tonight

fat lady ain't singin' yet SC.

don’t be callin’ sweep just yet.

44 fan absent? Where’s his patented asterisk-laced HR announcement?

************** HOMERUN ********************* HOWIE KENDRICK

Just to make you happy.

good work, red
He's still crying over his Speier fanshot

I feel his pain, actually. I have had several fanshots trumped by fanposts. I am surprised my “Spiezio” fanshot wasn’t trumped today.

I'm in that club too.
you kinda miss it, don't you?
it helps when this screen minimized at work flashes it.

I can keep doing my other tasks without having to have my eyes on this all the time.

Did HK's HR clear the fence by plenty?

HK has demonstrated better power this year. A great sign.

Not even close
yea and honestly

it didn’t even look off the bat like he got all of it

Say what?
he could have hit it further is all I'm saying
Its first bounce was in the back of the second bullpen.
Awesome!

He’s already hit some tape measure shots this year. The one in KC was hit 441 feet to CF.

It was hit on a sharp line, too

so after the first bounce, it went pretty deep and far back into the crowd.

I predict Loux or Palmer comes in.
Only 10 runs so far?

YAWN

lol, I love this team

Does this team remind anyone else of the 2002 Angels

Like seriously. Not to get all sentimental, but this team just reminds me of that that team.

Horrible start, awesome offense?

Comeback kids?

Yep

My dad called me to let us know the Angels had the WildCard.

We were deep in the Ozarks, with Mr opiejeanne’s idiot cousin, Bob. Bob is a lot like Forest Gump, but without the charm. We were preoccupied with babysitting him, so our joy was a bit muted until we returned to California.

This bullpen makes me nervous, though. Offensively, this team can be better but has some dead spots. Seems that the 2002 version was “on” all the time, offensively.

This game is in the fridge! Tell Jell-O is jigglin and the. ______________________(fill in the blank)
"pancreas is secreting"
Well played my friend. Will be used again.
ewwww...

And for any slashdotters…

I’m diabetic you insensitive clod!

It's "let's get Fuentes another save" time
With Dondo on the mound

That’s certainly possible

Evenin' all

Late to the party tonight – watching England play football against Holland.

How did Bell look?

who won?
2-2 in Amsterdam

Holland went 2-0 up after 2 ridiculous defensive mistakes by England. Defoe bagged 2 in the 2nd half to square it up.

sounds like a great game
"International Friendly" = complete waste of everybody's time
It's a good excuse to go to the pub...

…and that’s never a waste of time

whos playing in the back line

?

Cole, Terry, Ferdinand, Johnson

1 bad error from Ferdinand, 1 from Barry in midfield passing back to the ’keeper

not a good look for ferdinand

one of my favorite central defenders
but I know England will qualify. I hate Croatia and Russia for the Euro Cup Qualifies

He looks like (and has the IQ of) a fish
hahahaha

I also wish Carragher would have come back to international play

who won?

England is my second favorite national team.
Bell looked alright. Not bad at all

Better than Palmer and Saunders
That's good enough
Alright.

His pitching was pretty good. He just needs to get accustomed to the majors. I think he’ll be great once he gets into a rhythm.

His Fastball clocked 92-95 MPH and he had good location on his slider.

the 92 mph pitches were 2 seam fastballs with good movement too
Heckler and Koch 47!
Pretty decent game over on Prime Ticket

Giants playing some ugly team in blue

The Umps are missing it, however

awful call at first

Really awful call there
Lets Go Gaints!!
+100000000
Ugh

Thanks umps

I needed that win

Who cares?

And why would anyone watch that game while this is still on?

I like the freak
Lincecum

is one of my favorite pitcher to watch

Except in that commercial.

He looks like an emo teenager.

Some poeple like baseball

Are you demanding conformity to some weird rule?

Liking baseball is fine

Watching the Dodgers-Giants while we are playing … what the hell?

Its a better rivalry than Yankees-Red Sox circle jerk fest
it's called multi-tasking

some people have a TV and computer in the same room

Amateurs!

I’m watching a TV, watching MLB.tv on one laptop, and have Yahoo Statracker, this site, and 3 tables of Pot Limit Omaha on another laptop.

Omaha makes my head hurt

3 tables would be like a lobotomy

Omaha>>>>>>>>>Hold 'Em
More fun live, that's for sure
You pay live anywhere in London?
Played at Gutshot a bit before it died...

…mostly home games

I used to be part of the Gutshot setup

till they screwed me over

I've had occasional texts from them about the new place

…but I’ve never bothered to investigate.

Current girlfriend and poker are mutually exclusive

Amazing how often the term 'screwed me over' comes into poker
no big deal

just run by a couple of crooks

Sounds about right
I only play 3 tables when theres a ballgame on
I can't calculate the probabilities fast enough

…I end up playing more on gut feel and make dumb mistakes

I play 6 tables max

maybe a couple more if it’s Omaha HiLo

You are a better man than me - that would cause my brain to bleed
yea I'm thinking about getting another monitor

so I can watch TV, watch a different channel on my sling box on one of the monitors, watch MLB.TV on the other monitor while playing texas holdem.

If we win and the Dodgers lose

we have the best record in L.A.

Andre just tied it up after a blown call
Andre the Giant

I thought he played for the OBEYS

His way isn't very sportsman-like.
+awesome
Even though

I think it’s grossly obvious that, head-to-head, we are the better (and less cheat-happy) team.

We all better pray that Vlad isnt on that list
Our only cheater

is hitting .249, although he did hop on the juice for that 3-run jack earlier

NO. I will never cheer for the Giants. Or the Gaints, either.
dodgers tied it

manroid is up

Some short-sighted fans wanted Manny for the Angels. Glad he's there and not here.
Arredondo getting no love from the Ump
92? Where's the gas you had last year Jose?
gas is going up again
Nice, Dodgers tied it up

Off of Lincecum-azing

-10

F The Dodgers

F the Giants more
the enemy of my enemy is my friend
Meh, I got no problem with the Dodgers

I think a lot of people here have an unfounded inferiority complex with them

I didnt really hate the Dodgers until I lived in LA for 5 years
I have a lot of fond memories of them

Dad was a fan when I was growing up. I remember listening to Scully and watching Hershiser, Gibson, Scioscia, etc.

I don’t specifically root for them but I don’t root against them either.

Well that makes more sense

My grandfather was a Giants fan, so I guess I make sense as well?

In a sense

Yeah, that does make sense

And cent-less as well
Same here, except it was 1958 and we were cheering for Johnny Roseboro and

Koufax and Drysdale.

growing up as an Angels fan in the 80's really makes you hate the dodgers....

The La times coverage was horribly biased and Jackie Autry insisted we were a small market team. Fernando mania and the multiple Dodger World Series victories didn’t help the Angels’ case for relevance either.

I was happy to be the lone Angel Fan

Growing up. I got to go to many of Angel Games.

that was the silver lining

the tickets were dirt cheap too. Then Disney bought the team.

This is both good and bad

At least we got in the news a little

Jackie? Gene convinced us to buy season tickets for several years, starting in 79

He put some home games on tv, which drew attention to the team.

Inferiority complex?

Yeah, I guess a solid decade of being better than another team now makes an inferiority complex.

Say what?

How can you not like the Giants?

THEY HAVE BARRY ZITO!

I still stand by

trading Zito for GMJ

F the national league, that settles it.
It might as well be a different sport
Dodgers aren't so bad

It’s their fans who suck.

You mean 100% of the gangbangers in LA County
That final pitch by Dondo

was N A S T Y

vicious stuff by Pepe
Everyone missed it

Watching some combination of the Dodgers, England soccer, 1980s chess, and cartoons.

PIP is pretty good stuff
Its ok to like other sports/teams when your team is winning by 6, or 5 now I guess.
Jose could be huge again!
KubanKowbell19

Jose could will be huge again!

I fixed it for you.

Sit Down Kotter

wasn’t that Gabe Kapler?

woohooo lead the league in runs scored.
Been battling with the Yanks for a bit now for that distinction

we go back and forth with them for 1st.

yup and right now - we have it thanks to that HR.
Except the Yanks have played 2 more games

So the Angels have been more productive.

Considering where we were in April

that blows my mind

with ALL fo the things that have happened this year...

I’m so excited about where we are.

quit fouling off our pitches, punk ...

there we go, that’s my snarky remark for the day. ROLL CALL!

This guy Bennett is a one trick pony
time to go listen to the game in the car

Go Halos.

Time to hop onto my Lear and listen to the Halos
Just like Brock Lesnar
swing at that shit chupa!
Abreu in a nasty slump
Pedro Sandoval might have cost the Giants the game

turned a 1 out triple into a 1 out double because he thought he hit a homer

Or Kemp cost it for the Dodgers for missing the catch

Hard to really say which way

Kemp made a great effort

Kung Fu Panda was Kung Fu Lazy

mini sirloin burgers
Speier's favorite snack...yuck!
here comes Jepsen
Future closer
What is our lineup when Torii returns?

3B Figgins
RF Abreu
CF Hunter
DH Guerrero
LF Rivera
1B Morales
Ca Napoli
2B Kendrick
SS Aybar

Cool Fucking Beans!
Only God and Soth can answer that.

Our lineup is a living dynamic organism, and we should, nay me must, address as such.

amen

Are God and Soth separate entities?
They've never been seen

in the same place at the same time

MMMMM looks good
Jepsen coming in

Anyone up for some 100 mph (degrees) hamburgers?

Man I want a burger now. Thanks. :(
Had one for lunch

feel like shit now

I'll take a burger with that cheese sir
Let's see some psyKo action!
100 mph hopper
that couldn't have gone any better
100 mph Double Play
Bartlett's a freakin' hit machine
sorry about the double post, browser delay
I guess Bartlett's a posting machine too
:)

that too

Bartlett's a freakin' hit machine
Jepsen is clocking at 98. Wow.
Light it up

Love Jepsen

Jepsen is teh awesom
He is amazing

Our next fireball closer once Fuentes is gone.

we said that about Arredondo last year
Light up the Halo!

Just another Halo Victory!!!

LIGHT UP THE HALO
Just another Angels sweep!
Light that Halo up
Bring out the brooms

We’re sweeping.

just another halo victory
"pancreas is secreting"
?

secreting insulin?

The game is in the fridge and the pancrease is secreting!
okay, cool- secreting insulin is the main function of the pancreas

love it

Great Game! Light it up!
SWEEEEEPPPPPPPPP
Light it up!!

Just another Halo Victory!!!

broom it up, and light it up!
Sweep City!
And stick that in your ass Joe Maddon for our all-star snubs

Dickhead.

Angels stung the Rays with a lethal blow.
Sweep City!
ahh, forget it

stupid browser

Let's bring our brooms to Baltimore
Anyone going to the Baltimore games?

I have tix for Monday. Looking forward to pinching a broom from the hotel to bring to the game.

4-2 home stand

not bad

The Rays suck

Batting ninth, Gabe Kapler, who was once struck out by Nick Swisher.

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