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2008 Voodoo Hold'em Thread


Magic man on the mound.

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Hello from GA!
First?
Only in our hearts.
uh..yeah yhay's the ticket
Needs more DP Ervin.
Stop giving up leadoff hits, Ervin, you're makin' me nervous.
In case it got missed in the thread switch

red floyd, standing by

look at the size of that thing!
Prepare to make your trench run.
Have fun with that...

:)

hey RF

how’s it hangin?

he said he was standing.
then it's hangin high
LETS GO HALOS
Hi Garrett! How is Atlanta?

You’re gonna hit .300 this year I just know it.

I'm too lazy to type.
That was the point,

I think

After reading Miles post on LSB

I don’t get the point of anything anymore.

that's because there is no point to anything anymore

love that Chuck Cheese Rat

I think I'll trip on LSD and play skeeball.

Just kidding. I don’t play skeeball.

try the basketball game
I'll shoot it from the stage with the mechanical creepiness that is Chuck and the band.
I always (even when my kids loved the place)

thought it was odd that a restaurant would choose vermin as a mascot.

precursor to Anaheim Stadium maybe

No kidding.

I HATE taking my kid there, but she loves it.

my daughter is 19

but 12 years ago, she LOVED that stupid rat

Good lord.

I have so many more years of looking over my shoulder for Miles at Chuck E. Cheese’s. What’s crazier is that we’re driving from Georgia to SoCal next week…and passing through Dallas. I can picture it now…

“Dammit, I said NO Chuck E. Cheese in Texas!!!”

couldn't make past the first paragraph
Keep it going Voodoo
500 FEET?! I know alluminum, but Damn.
Nasty pitch

where have you been all year??

'Electric slider'. You're terrible puns are killing me, Gubi.
Better than Phys and his east coast BJs
He's a product of the 70's, whatcha expect
I kind of like that one :)
WHO IS THIS MAN WITH THE INSANELY FILTHY PITCHES?
F-it, let's pitch
ionno

but it looks like this guy we had on our team last year…

a little more plump though
bigger cap

c-a-p spells cap

I can accept Longo

Getting a hit. LB state!

DP.

Nice job Kendry.

DP! Way to go Ervin!
Double Play

Black Magic in it’s finest

i think speier

had a voodoo doll of voodoo to see some more playing time
now that he’s gone…

Ervin thinking that Justin was one of the untouchables

took notice, when he found out that no one is safe anymore

ervin killing it tonight
im telling u

no more speier is lifting a weight off of the pitching staff and now everyone will pitch better

saunders prob isnt even hurt anymore

and vlad can run again!
of course he can

hes only 28 now

Reggie, and Mathis can Hit
Did i read it right that it was a 3-5-3 DP?
hmmm....was there a shift since Gameday showed that the throw went to figgins?
Possible.

But I’m pretty sure that was to Aybar.

meh.....gameday probably just got it wrong.....thanks for clearing it up for me though
because it sure wasn't us

we may be lucky, but never wrong

That was close...
Wanna know why?

The reason there’s not as many lefty side-armers is because the ball will go into a righty.

Aybar takes it in the back.
I thought he was married. >_>
charge the mound!!

pussy

no kidding, that is at least the second HBP tonight?
you can only do that when it doesn't really hurt
Erick takin' the HBP, not nearly as bad a spot, though.
Observation:

Rays hate Angels shortstops

Willy is mad at Erick.
Genius.

They hit Maicer, knowing it will bring in Aybar. Wow.

Hey

Maddon learned from the best.

leave our ss's alone!!
that's a lot of "s"s
Pink Floyd...

We don’t need no Fly ball outs
We don’t need no sacrifice
No double play out in the infield
Hey TAMPA leave shortstops alone!!

pudding please
Not 'til you eat your meat.
RIght in the ass...

SS’s taking it for the team tonight…

Wait … that didn’t come out right….

And neither did the last line
this is getting

CREEPY

That pitch almost disappeared

into Aybar’s crack

that would have made a good comic
"Alright, who's hiding the ball?"
the old hide the ball trick

tag him with your ass

Just a real stinky play
There should be software to

Make Maxwell Smart say “The old (insert anything here) trick”

that’d be great

Bad Abreu
If nothing ielse it might mean a call up for Bwood
With the way HK's hitting lately, it's unlikely he'll get any playing time.
hows that?

.400+ stay in AAA

.350+ get called up to sit bench

hit HR and get sent back down

slump in AAA = starter for life?

Wow, Bobby doesn't go 0fer very often.
Home from work.

Looks like a good one so far.

Mathis and Reggie are the heroes.

Some dude named “Ervin” dominating. It’s been pretty surreal to be honest.

You are now entering the Twilight Zone.

His last fast ball on gameday was mid 90’s. I like it.

Yeah, but that's been true for a couple weeks now.

This is the first time he’s done that AND had total control of the slider.

there is a troll on LSB...haha

wow nice figgins

One more reason why this site rules.
And in other news

Water is wet
The sky is blue
ESPN loves the Skanks and the Sux

Wait wait wait

The sky is blue???

its black right now
Except in London.... it's gray there

red floyd looks around in case he has to hide from The Limey

The Limey's passed out by now
although skanks fans

always complain about espn talking more about the sox…

sorry

they do

s'ok

the Skankees have the YES network to make love to

at least

the skanks are in the news…it takes us having a player with 400 hrs and a .322 avg to make it

we got lucky last night
Halo fans get lucky every night

F you know what I mean

not taken personal
F you know what I mean
I love trolling them bitches ahhahahahaha
NICE D, Figgs. Way to back Voodoo up.
Hey, come on, Ervin. Stay focused.
3rd DP of the game.
uh oh, zaun

wait wtf did i just type

Voodoo dealin'
another GIDP!!!!

go D go VooDoo

yeaa swervin

heres a good one: over or under 1.5 pitchers this game

Over.... for TB
Don't go inside on Vlad.. You'll only make him mad... and you wouldn't like him when he's mad
just don't go anywhere on Vladdi

he’ll deal you

better watch out Vaddi

Shane got tossed for things like that

Do we need someone named

Vladdy’s Goofy Swing?

nothing goofy about that power
one leg is shorter than the other

sheesh, give a man a break

vlad at .300!
that pitch was thrown into the Ray's dugout!!
Okay

That was a foot off the plate.

Vlad's WTF swing strikes again.
Juan with the Insta DP.
Killin' me, Rivers.
Cmon Kendry
Kowbell with the basehit.
Morales with another hit, now over .300.
*holds party*

Sorry what was that?

That catch

Wasn’t very amazing……………..

HR robbery is always impressive.
Not when all you have to do

Is reach up…But it was the how far he ran, I think…

with GA

we would’ve been bitching for WEEKS. and I love GA

"and I love GA"

Who here doesn’t?

GA is too lazy to love himself.

And I love GA.

It was also the clutch reaction by all the Angels fans getting the hell out of the way.
I woulda stuffed it into his glove

Had he missed

No more runs.
Supposed to square those up, HK.

1 more inning to get, Ervin.

I had a feeling ervin would have a decent game haha
yeah?

you pick the over or under?

don’t lie…we’ll see

yes i did
i picked the under

and said ervin would have a decent game

you win
the real winners are us angel fans

and those people that picked under

did what...under?
set the bar low i guess
Torii

0-2 in Rancho? Stick a fork in that guy, he’s done.

Why didn't we DFA him

instead of Speier?

Just wait...

someone will post that and be serious.

and there will be 167 responses
all in agreement
It would be good to hear from someone who went to the game out there.

Rancho is nice, but I still love Elsinore.

a man after ladybug's heart
1 pitch 1 down
Watching them swing through these is the best part.
who is the hell is mitch williams?

hes on the mlb network and hes a total douche, talking about the pirates celebration and where they do the thing where they all jump up together and one of the analysts says he has no problem with it, its just kids having fun and mitch responds with “until someone spikes someone achilles and cuts it and they wont ever play again”

what a faggot, is he some former player of some note or what is an idiot like that doing on the mlb network?

Mitch is the Wild Thing from Philly '93
who says shit like that tho that really pisses me off
Interesting article

http://snaggingbaseballs.mlblogs.com/archives/2005/05/the_hample_jinx.html

zack hample is now my favorite mlb player (past or present)
Really?

You didn’t know who Mitch Williams is? No disrespect intended, just surprised.

dont worry, no disrespect taken

he was a little before my time

Ok...

Just check out the 1993 World Series. Two words: Joe Carter.

the link figgi4life provided me let me in on the knowledge of his blown save to lose the world series

its becoming a fanshot and most likely part of my sig because i love it so much

wow dodgers just goin murder camp on the giants
Wow, that was painfully close. Careful, Ervin.
close one there
good doggie lol
WHAT A PLAY
Won't even make BBTN's web gems.

Didn’t happen in NY or BOS.

However, it may be MLBN’s C1 play of the day

Sweet catch Aybar.
HOLY CRAP AYBAR!
Aybar flashing the leather!!!!
WHAT THE **** AYBAR??

HOLY SHIT!!

Dear BJ

That was a trap
<3

End This VooDoo!
2 strikes, on your feet!
beautiful

e-bar aybar

STFD and Light Up the Halo
BOOM!!

SITDOWN!

Light Up The Halo

Just Another Halo Victory
suck it ranger bitches
YAH!!!!

CG FOR VOODOO

WOWSERS

Light up the Halo!!!

just another Halo victory

LIGHT 'ER UP, THE NIGHT TRAIN IS BACK!
ervin santana just went beast mode
please keep this santana here for more than one game?
Plenty of reasons to think he'll stick around.

Unlike the last good outing by Ervin against Oakland, this was against a legit offense and Ervin had all of his stuff working.

idk I think that the rays wore themselves out monday night
Ervin panther
5 games up

chew on that LSB!!

9-3!!!!!!!
you guys suck
that was sarcasm

im one of the good guys!!

ok I apologize dude that is totally what they are saying as their moral victory right now lol
the faster we send them to football season the better
Mathis

On MLB Tonight. He’s liking Tami K(I have no idea how to spell her name).

I'm gonna guess

Under.

Like I said earlier.

Bwaaaaahahahahahaha

Check out this post over at Statistician Magician...

Angels offense unexpectedly great.

Anyway, in Guerrero’s last 14 games, his OPS is way north of 1.000. And that is a great sign as he has been injured seemingly all year long. Guerrero is not done if he is rested adequately. Sure, he isn’t the player he used to be. But if he can post, say, an OPS+ of maybe 130—which is very possible—then he will have value. And luckily, the DH position is terrible around baseball, so the Angels might actually have the best DH in the game if Vlad stays as he has been lately. If not the best, then right up there with the best.

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