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9-2? I have to say that's pretty good.

Let's keep 'em down! Woo.

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get some more runs

i mean why not

oh yeah....bury them
Yeah

if only to distress Karros further

let's get a few more
Did they just say

Figgy was the first Angel to hit a homerun and steal a base in the same inning?

this season
that is, the first in MLB this season
ah ok thanks
First player in MLB to do so this season.
Jim Rice is in the Hall and Blyleven isn't????

does that deserve some free f-bombs?

Next to Tim never making an All-Star game, one of the greatest baseball injustices ever.
Bobby Grich not being in the hall is up there.
Yes. Every person at Angel Stadium shout the f-bomb at the same time.

Also:

Bobby Grich >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jim Rice

Nice try, Figgs.
LSB quote in case you didn't see it in the other thread

“F*** the Angels
F*** their Rally Monkeys
F*** their career year players
F*** Angels in the Outfield
F*** hardcore”

LoL

besides Palmer

who is our career year players?

Torii. That's about it, though.
Erick
but Erick is like 25 right?

and was always a top prospect

Yup.

Right on his minor league average right now.

Technically, though I'd argue that Erick's just coming in to his own.
Hunter.

Though in their opinions, pretty much the whole team.

Career years are offset by career worst seasons by

Vlad
Shields
Ervin

Howie (thus far).
Good call on that one too.

All four of those players were expected to be major contributors.

Howie's average is the highest its been since April 14.

batting .400 this month

stop making sense

we are obviously a smoke and mirrors kinda team ;)

Kendrick (so far)
Beat you by a MILE. :P
Shut up you stupid thought ninja.
They are just pissed that

Chris Davis sucks and Kendry rocks!

Two out walk for Chupa. Score him, Kowbell.
Is this where KMo hits a towering flyball to RF?
has Gameday disappeared for everbody
Werking for me

`

Still running for me.
I can get other games but not the Angels game
Try shutting down your browser and restarting it.
thanks, that worked
I would like to thank the Naked Girls

for plowing the fields

Is that in code?
no

check out the fanposts

I just like it

when they keep the hedges trimmed.

finally

owning a rice farm may get me somewhere

The flomax replay

when they did the little insert, he hadn’t tagged him yet…

Throw strikes Loux.
Mariners are getting worked 10-0 at home Bot 6
Wow. Bedard was the starter.

He must still miss the Expos.

Beadard went a whopping 3 innings

then Jakubauskas happened

Tim McCarver called Chan Ho Park

Hand-cho Park

Magic disappearing K zone.
Because of Fox blackout, couldn't see fan rush the field

What happened??

do you think that they actually showed it?

haha

Hope he gets his ass kicked.
karros said

“nice takedown by the security guard”

What an idiot!

wrong time wrong action

too many beers

STREAKER
This is why I think all MLB stadiums should have a SWAT sniper on the roof.
Streaker, I assume

Wouldn’t cut to the fan.

Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt.

If your dingle starts to dangle wipe it with your shirt.

Basic Training March Cadence

for those wondering

Someone send a picture of that streaker

…drunk nekkid and wanting a tan…

Two on for Morneau...

…this is going to be scary.

scary for the twins!!!
bah we paid them off to hit into a dp

forget that Loux is an extreme groundball pitcher, we paid them off dammit

Naps:

Why don’t girls do that?

It would save him a lot of dollar bills
Come ON, Loux.
Karros totally bored

yawned

That guy really needs to be fired.
Angels ruined his birthday.
Have Bulger ready.
Holy mother of God

I love DPs

GIDP

get out of this game

when Loux came up w/ the Tigers there was no way he was hitting 93 was there?
run faster reggie

I don’t think anyone really would have gotten to that ball… maybe Hula Dula if he were the LFer

Yurg. 9-3.
9-4

angels shootin themselves in the foot

OH GOD

Awful throw.

Around the league....

Rollins just went salami

Victorino right behind him

Phils up 8-4

wow havent heard much from J.Roll this season.
Put too much of his energy into trying to carry team USA.
first Figgy error in quite some time
WTF?

Figgy on the chokage

Good game for it at least. >_>
good time of the game

late and up

there goes your GG

ONE THROW might have cost him 3 or 4 million over his next contract

whoooooooops

figgins forgot how strong he was

What the hell was that?
Arredondo has 12 HOLDS

and he has been in the minors for 2 months

he had to have socked scioscia or questioned him
yea me and my dad laughed at that
wow did Arredondo lead the league in holds when he got sent down?
Yes.

He’d come in with a 3 run lead and leave with a 1 run lead, which technically counts as a hold.

Thanks for the updates on the score.

Time for Bulger.

Strike freakin' 3.
Come on Lukes.

aka Loux…

Get Oliver up.
Wow this is starting to suck like big time

4 run lead with 7 outs to go…

Please take Loux out of the game, Sosh. Put down the pizza.
Should be out of the inning, with a 6 run lead, this is kind of on Figgs.
Attn: Angels

wake up plox
no need to bring in Fuentesaurus for the game

Fuentes wanted a save.
We did this a lot last year.

If we had a decent lead, we would send in Speier, give up a couple of runs, and then send in KRod for the save.

Fuentes turn this year is all.

We love our saves leaders.

do you play that multiplayer baseball game?

Is it good?

It just started back up, so I am getting a feel for it.

I like it so far. Still in Beta.

Is The Soth asleep?
He's getting his

5 dollar foot long.

thank you Harris

let’s get those 3 back

Can I haz moar runz...?
In honor of The Optimist...

MOAR!

Butcher: Quit it.

Loux: Oh. Okay.

lol

Soth: wakes up wait wut happened?

Out of it.

Moar runs, please, the twins haven’t had enough yet.

darn it Figgs

(I pisted late, not sitelag)

Time for a Power Nap!
I'm pretty sure..

Soth just had one of those while Loux was in

Again, 2/3 of that was on Figgs.
I think Soth was taking one of those
smack smack smack
Well, nice try Naps.
IT'S A TRAP

That never gets old.

I don't get it...?
Akbar. Star Wars.
Would post a pic, but no pictures in game threads
Feels like Howie's gonna crush one here.
thats just how he always looks in his batting stance.
I can't see him though.
Can Vladimir Guerrero help you Beat the Streak?

just saw that on the angels homepage

for consecutive DL days?

y e s

I think Kelvim might have that sown up
I'm guessin' not at the moment.
Can Wood play 1st and 3rd well enough to ditch Q???

I wouldn’t mind having Izzy backing up Aybar and Howie, and Wood backing up KMo and Figgy.

Howie actually showing discipline

He’s learning not to swing at pitches 4 feet off the plate.

"I thught he ws talking to me"

-Eric Karros, Narcissist.

Bah Fo

who is this Kendrick dude?

LOL

Rickey ’Rickey got shoes Rickey gonna run"
Karros: “Yeah, wassup”
Rickey: “Rickey gonna run, yeah, Rickey gonna run”

Seems like a Family Guy skit, in a all honesty

Like Cleveland, Jr., I think
Stewey: "Stewey gonna run, yeah, Stewey gonna run. Oh yes, Indubitably"
HK BB.

Man-crush… returning…

GMJ GMJ GMJ GMJ

G et
M uch
J uice

Looking at his stats ...

I would say not lately.

GMJ, do something good

NOW!

GMJ: Milli Vanilli had more hits than you.
Not even a "productive out"
Why must you always hurt us Juice?
Although-

Avoided the DP! Victory!

gary.....

you’re gonna make me get hammered at 3:45 in the afternoon

Reggie...pick 'em up
I bet Terry Evans in that situation would have accomplished more.
Couldn't have accomplished much less.
Be hard, but not impossible to do worse.
Time for Reggie's first ML HR...
Must suck to have never hit one after so long
Reggie seems like a better hitter from the left side
Time for Lucky Sevens to go to work.
not so lucky at the moment
If GMJ wants to ruin a baseball game...

Maybe he should just take his clothes off and run all over the field.

SWING THE BAT DAMNIT
Whoops.

Got a little to fine there Willits.

yes wedg-e

That was a strike

Who's in for the 8th? Oliver?
yes, ollie in
That commercial for JUST FOR MEN

would be more effective if the dad was on a date with one of his daughters’ classmates. Get the Billy Mac demographic.

EEEEEEEE SON

NO YOU DI-INT

If it's the ad they show here, the kids are about 8 years old!
"Yay, daddy's gettin' laid!"
Oliver coming in.
K-MO

so safe there

Runner safe or out?
Struck 'im out, son
STRIKE

C’mon Ump

very weird strike zone
It mutates into a new shape every inning.

Like some kind of three dimensional amoeba.

Oliver = Nails
Ollie Ollie Ollie

OI! OI! OI!

OLLIE LEFTY FTW
GOT 'IM

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

/loves capslock

Help help help

Score? Inning? Outs?

9-5

going to bottom 8th

9-5 to the bottom of the 8th.

Oliver brookin’ no nonsense tonight.

9-5, middle of 8th
9-5, Bot 8th, 0 out
9-5 middle 8th
THANKS!

Hats off to Ollie.

Span ruined any chance his team had by swinging on a 3-1 pitch!

can’t forget that Karros gem

And of course, Quentin flew out to CF.

It would be funnier if I hadn’t screwed it up.

Dinner time.

Hold it down for me guys. _

And of course:

Quentin flew out to CF.

Here comes Mighty!
Figgins on to start the inning.

I’ll never say no to insurance, Figgs.

wow anyone see that rack in that bikini

two words Motor Boat

Schweet

Figgy’s a klepto

Figgs adding to his laundry list of thefts.
Good. Angels need to stay aggressive.
I don't know if it's been mentioned

but I just read the Angels offered Weaver and prospect for Halladay.

STUPID!

not even the Ranger faithful believe that one
where?

That doesn’t make any sense. Maybe Reckling, Wood, Bell and SRod.

Here

LINK

Jays said it wasn’t enough.

Thanks.

And wow. That is insane.

TRY AND STOP ME, BITCHES
4 pitch walk to Izzy.

Let’s go, Chupa.

I think Figgy should pitch the 9th
Whatcha gonna do???!

When Kleptomania runs wild on YOU?!

Love me some Angels baseball
did i mention i HEART this team?
Angels:

99% predicted winners lol

Philidelphia 12

Cardinals 5

Holliday must be in shock to see fans in the seats.
my bad

thought they were in st. louis

Its seriously ridiculous that the Angels can score this many runs with their three best offensive players hurt.
I dunno...

whether you can call Vlad one of our three best offensive players

He was getting health and starting to hit

For the 1 month prior to the leg injury, Vlad hit 324/.360/.507

All Hail The Hatch
The potential has always been there.

Personally, I wonder if Bobby Abreu has had a larger influence than might have been thought.

winner

i think Bobby has played a MAJOR role in how our lineup has responded.

Almost not fair.

Maybe we should sit Naps, Figgy, and KMo, what do you say??

I think we're taking enough of a handicap as it is.
K-Mo with the Sac.

I’ll take it, 11-5.

Kid's in.

Welcome to the majors, Mosenbach.

Who the hell is this
Contest winner.

You had to fill out the back of a form at Wendy’s.

Ah, shit, I didnt win then =(
I won 8th prize

A Speier jersey.

That is no prize at all.
7th prize, two Speier jerseys
showecase for toronto?
and he gets Mauer
MoseslyBeck or whatever for Doc straight up

This kid has a 0 WHIP and 0 ERA against the best hitters in the game.

i would SO do that!

:) kid got Mauer out too

Wow Mosebach can say that he retired Joe Mauer as his first ever batter

how cool is that?

How hard is this guy throwing?
free and easy Mid 90's
93-96 on the fastball. With 6 inches of break.
Thanks for the updates.

Man, that’s good news.

6 inches of break on a 93 mph fastball?

DAMN.

97.... with that much break

Jesus H Christo

I can see why they thought this dude has potential.
That's got be a special feeling.

Getting the best hitter in the league to pop up in your first MLB appearance.

Kid has some gas

and Shields-like run on the fastball

Location needs work, though.
And variation. Is that his only pitch?
Got a 2 seamer that sinks, it looks like, but that's the only thing he's thrown.
Mauer's popup was 87 in the Fox gun
Yeah, he threw 1 slider.
Yay, magic strikezone. DP, kid.
Come on, kid, settle down.

Though admittedly, this is throwing him in at the deep end.

i thought we were only allowed to go first to third
Popped up, 2 down.

1 more.

finish 'em off Bobby
nice pitch...2 down
light it up!
Light up that HALO!!!
Light up the Halo

another Halo victory

Light up the halo!!
light it up!
light 8 straigh up!
NICE! Angels win!
LIGHT 'ER UP!

Just another halo victory!

WINNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSS

it has been lit!

what happened to Figgy's arm?
Injury?
BIG bandage on inside left arm
It's a good luck thing.

He’s had it there for years.

Run up another W

Just another Halo Victory!

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