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RALLY THREAD!!

Time to get things into gear and finish this game!

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Sweet!

DESTROY THEM

LETS GO HALOS!!!

Score some runs

time for rally shots
damn and we have been down all game...
Let's go Haloz
LET'S SEE THAT MONKEH
Rally time from Tempe
scottnak, are you doing the postgame writeup?
i could.

but if you want to i’ll gladly defer

go for it, my man

thanks!

HOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Way to go buddy

w00t

t3h m4this is t3h h4xx0rz

FAIL
lololololololooollol

master chief!

Howie gets it started...
Guerrier?

I heard that this person was bad.

Get the bunt down Reggie.
the 'ol

bunt the man over trick

Reggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

way to lay it down son

time for another HIT from the Man
common slappy
as apposed to the rare?
Time to get Figgy with it.
YOU CAN DO IT

Figgyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

1B

Figgy has a penchant for that.

My husband is yelling at Howie not to get picked off.
can we rec his comment?
I guess. He refuses to sign in, just wants to post vicariously.
tell him to yell louder

can’t quite hear him all the way over here

what's his

SN?

He doesn't have one. Refuses to get one.
good man

keeping Howie on his toes and his head in the game

my inner voice is screaming for a base hit
did you hit him?
Why would I hit him?
To be honest i dont know :(
crap

c’mon izzy

Damn

Well, he got Howie to 3rd at least

WAHT'D HE DO
Another frickin' chopper
Groundout to pitcher.
ground back to pitcher
I mean pithcer
Need more beer, you do.
dribbler to the mound
flied out to center
lets go mice tits
damn

what a waste

Dear Maicer,

Please get a hit. And you’ll be Panther.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

Late.

Unfortunately.

now we have to face Joe Nathan, a tough guy to beat
ARGGHHH!!!!!!!

We lost

Indeed.

All seems lost… dramatic expression of anticipated doom

i assume something bad happened
Yup, flied out harmlessly to center.
Why'd I have it in my head

that that was the 9th?

We can get to Nathan
Let's get 'im.
Well, crap Izzie. Fly out.
whos batting bot 9th?
Abreu

K-Mo
Naps

lessee, Abreu?
4 pitch walk? Really Bulger?
BULGERRRRRRRRRR
(in the voice that the superintendant uses to address Skinner)
super-nintendo Chalmers
we still have a great shot then :)
I'm gonna be really pissed if their guy scores when ours didn't.
My computer's about to die

bye guys

DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!
AND KEEP RECCING
Good luck buddy.

Keep the faith and tell everyone the Angels won.

its sound like hes on his deathbed.
Every day is uncertain.

Where do you go when you log off? Are these commenters other people or merely manifestations of my subconscious mind? This post may very well be his last…. /dramatic expression of deep consideration of the existential quandry of the universe

thanks for all your help
come on Soth pull this MF'er
Goddamnit, he went!!!!!
if you're going to post that, you could at least use a lower case 'g'
So, at what point in history did all baseball players acquire the skill of lipreading?
Yay, a strike!
Keep it low damn it!
who is worse Jepsen or Bulger?
maybe jepsen

but bulger has been bad longer

Speireiiieriiriireeer
I didn't include him because he is on another level
earthquake?

did anyone feel that?

nope im in Cali :)
Not here in Santa Ana (yet)
actually im in Corona, CA.
About to ask that
that was fast and violent

like vlad’s swing

Where?

Are you?

long beach
Me too

Felt like an explosion

It was so short over here
REFINERY
That was destiny shifting.

We’re gonna win now.

LOl
felt nothing in Valencia (north LA)
Naps farted in the bullpen
Maddon to Bulger:

“Ok, let’s try a new approach. Throw strikes.”

Don't worry about Mauer

He’s on my fantasy team. With the way they’ve been playing for me we’re golden…

Bulger vs Mauer.

Yeah, we’re boned.

Just felt an earfquake

Wilmington, CA

Felt like an explosion

To me

I'm in Anaheim Hills - nothin' here.
long beach, yes

fast and short [enter dirty joke here]

Refinery blow?
What I'm thinking
no way

it would have to be catastrophic for someone to feel it both in Long Beach and Wilmington

Not really.

When the Arco refinery blew back in the 90’s, I felt it while walking across the campus at El Camino College. And that refinery is IN Wilmington.

Link to Micro Quake in Wilmington

http://www.data.scec.org/recenteqs/Quakes/ci14490472.html

Felt nothing here in HB..

Newport- Englewood fault line

Lliquefaction

hey guys just got back

watched mexico game
intense but it was awesome

penalty kicks :)
me and my cousins

were just shouting at the tv the whole time

yea dude everyone was sreaming hear

even grandpa :0

who won?
Mexico

in PKs

good for them

but i wanna see a win for USA in mexico city!

probably happen

Mexico is full of underachievers :(

The cut single

beats the cutter

fail.... sort of.
Nuts.
Except we're not gonna win this battle of the bulg(er)
Epic reverse jinx.
Stupid goofy singles.
LETS GET THREEEEEEEEEEEEE

RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY

Man, that looked close.

DVR shows ‘probable’ tag before score there.

Did Scioscia argue it?
Looked like tag beat runner
Instant replay

shoulda listened to Gardenhire

red flag
was it a red flag that he wanted?

Sounds kinda silly, but instant replay could be expanded to include these kinds of plays.

RALLY RALLY!
Have they shown a replay yet? I think the run didn't score
Feel a tiny shake there?

YWC?
Moose?
Anyone?

Yep

Probably a blown refinery

not a second one
it was tiny
2.7 Quake, says Fox 11
That's nothing more than a huge fart
Got somethin to admit?
Just got home from work.

LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CalTech sez micro earthquake.

mag 2.7
4 miles NE of Pt. Fermin
9 miles deep

that's an awesome pick-up line
"And that's not the only thing I know that measures 9 3/4..."
haha you got little feets :)
Harry Potter joke...
are we still friends?
Dude, I'm 6'4. I haven't had tiny feet since 4th grade. Still friends.
thank you

im 6 even with frest 11in nikes

nathan sort of looks like stewart

from madtv.

YEAH BOBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I got a fever
TIME FOR A POWER NAP.
Way to get it started Bobby
earthquake done, let's RALLY!!!!
CORRECTION:

I GOT A FEVER…

and the only percreption is more cowbell...
time for a walk off ding dong
streak ends
Not till the fat lady sings. :-P
20 straight games
That looked out off the bat
Stupid Marine layer.
tie it up, Side Salad
Here's to a 20-gamer!
Alright, let's try this again:

Time for a POWER NAP.

Time for a Nap Bwap
Lets see it Naps
Let's go Napster
Show your nipples
k, but i got pepperoni nipples
Sounds sexy
you already know what it is.
fizz is asking rex should he steal
Gubi, actually
i was just guessing
My bad...my mind is scattered.

I thought you were talking about the radio broadcast or something.

Oh God...never mind.

Stupid quake

Crotch sighting
i'll take that
LET'S DO THIS
let's do this!
Echo, echo, echo....
Crap. We neede Nap to hit there, not be hit.
He seems to get hit

a lot

GMJ should pay attention

and learn to become productive

no "crap" to put a runner in scoring position

and the Admiral has been hot.

Down by 2. Runner on 2nd means too little to count much as being "in scoring position"..
still need napoli on base

walk or otherwise

Yeah, but I would rather have him running past first, at least to second, as a result of him hitting the ball.

Naps on 1st is too little to get out of Naps power. I would have been just as frustrated if he singled.

in a game where 1-for-3 is awesome, i'll take a walk
In a game where Naps coulda got stuck 90 feet from tying the game up, I'll take that other 90 feet.
let's go Erick, end it here with a big fly
Hope naps is okay.

And now: IT’S A TRAP.

right in the canicke!
Hit the logo!
just need a lousy single
We need two to tie...
So we need a really good single.
Just frickin' foul.
OHHHHHHHH

SOOOOOOO CLOSE

awwwwwww

so close

hot damn ... foul or fair?
would naps have scored??
He runs well. I would have sent him. Ball was rolling away from the line towards the wall.
DAMMIT

One out to go

sounded good to me

bummers

and now our hopes lie on....

gmj.

GMJ
failbar looks to be returning to form...
he was hitting the ball pretty well
yes. he's regressing to the mean.
it that ball were fair then I would have motioned to drop failbar
1-4 in one game is nothing to worry about, gee
GMJ up

too bad so sad :(

As the Minn announcers point out

GMJ’s power has mysteriously disappeared

its where his HGH is

hiding

Oh God GMJ at bat
Juice, if you homer here, I swear I'll never criticize you or your salary again.
Let's not go crazy here
i'm with you
are you insane?
Dude, it'd be so worth it.
You think so?

Maybe…just maybe

i'll never take another drink
What can $10 million a year buy you? Lets see eh?
DONT SWING LIKE A GIRL JUNIOR
you're asking for a lot there
PLEASE juicer!!!
not good having to rely on GMJ
Its been fun guys
but little did you know

the fun was just starting

lol

I stepped away from the teevee and laptop thinking all was lost and then this happens

Another close one!!!!!
same damn pitch.
Bring out the Monkeys
dont swing!
nice

on the reverse

Damn this is scary..
c'mon Gary

pay some bills

Yeah Junior
WHOOO!

GMJ!

OMG

Matthews failed to fail! AWESOME!

if only he could do that everyday
one more one more one more!
HGH YOU SAVED US
Never again Zu

never again

I specified a HOMER.
That you did

my bad

it is on the internet - that means forever...
in the clutch

wow
but now its up to willits….

Wow what a punch and Judy hit!!

ay to go Gary

ohhhh we're almost theeere
I still want to see a replay on that 5th run that the Twins scored
if side salad could only run FASTER!!!
My wife thinks Dino shoulda sent Naps
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon Howie!!!!!
DO IT

HOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh Howie...

that was so right down the middle

HK please remember what you didn't like about SLC and insure yourself against going back here....
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TIE GAME!!!!!
Howie, if ever you loved us....
HOLY CHRIST

TIE GAME!!!!!!

HELL

YES!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

YESSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS

YAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOMGGG
JASDSFJALDFSKJL

HELL
YES

MONKEY MONKEY!!!!
WOOOO HOOOO!!
HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Howie

gettin some love from second base!

Howie hates the SLC!!!
WOOHOOOOOOOOOO
YES!

GO ANGELS!

ALL I NEED IS A MOTHER F***KING MIRACLE!!
NOT DEAD YET

 WTG Howie.

bounce off the base =

MONKEY POWER

Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey
Have I mentioned recently

I love Angels baseball

three bad hitters in a row

this is nathans dream

Wow

GMJ and Kendrick saving our bacon. Whodathunkit?

kendrick is believable

gmj seems unimaginable

okay reggie be the hero
REGGIE

REGGIE… REGGIE

REGGIE… REGGIE

REGGIE… REGGIEREGGIE… REGGIEREGGIE… REGGIEREGGIE… REGGIE

Reg-gie reg-gie
REG-GIE! REG-GIE!
There is something very mysterious about this whole 9th inning here.

This is not possible in the world wherein I have been living.

We're just the luckiest team in baseball, remember?
No talent, no skills

only luck according to the baseball world

but I’ll take it

Does it mean something that I have no pulse?

Oh, and I can pass unimpeded through solid walls?

according to physioc, we had scored 1 run in 6 years against nathan before tonight
It's still Gubi.
physioc is on the radio
Really?

I could have sworn we’d gotten to him before.

fizz is an idiot, but we all knew that
sounds like it made sense

it was connected to the game at hand, and this late in the game …

That’s simply amazing coming from Phyzz

Oh, Reggie show us that sneer!!!
Extra innings time... damn
Extras

woooooop

Brand new game
MORE BASEBALLLL
I love more Angel baseball.
Kendry gets another shot
if they get a hit

or man on base

Dang.

Oh well. I’ll freaking take it.

damn ... this means i go to extra beers as well

what a tragedy

yep. time for another white russian for me...
extray dreyers sherbert for me!

(no homo)

Let's play some more.
that run given up by bulger is huge
You mean the run that technically didn't score since the guy at third was out first?

That run?

yeah. that one.
Think positive!

Just imagine all the runs NOT given up by Bulger.

that run didn't count
that happened

so K-Mo has a chance

As they signed off for commercilal, The Minn play-by-play guy says

“That darned monkey.”

PANTHER
Monkey rulez
EarthQuake Shit FTW
shift*
better the phurst time.
IT'S BECAUSE OF THE RECS!!!!!!
Got home just in time to hear Howie hit a slow grounder off second base...

 GO ANGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got home just in time for this too.

We better not move.

Fuentes!!!!

Lets do it!

According to the radio...

the Angels scored more runs that inning than they EVER have agaist Nathan…EVER.

In Nathan’s SIX years, the Angels have scored only one run against him…

If its coming from the radio

give credit to the boob who said such things

HERE COMES THE FUENTESAURUS

RAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRAWRAWR

RAWR

Really A Winning Reliever

i'd rec you but i already rec'd the guy who said fizz is an idiot
It's cool

I approve of your sense of priority!

aww the hell with it

i’ll rec you anyways

This game ROCKS!

the last five post are ridiculous...

how drunk are you guys? LOL.

Panther drunk
Yeaaaaaaah fuentes
very nice inning
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!

EATING YOU ALIVE!!!!

GAO GAO GAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuentes has shownhimself to be absolutely unbelievable!!!!

Extra Innings means I get to listen to terry on the radio....

thank god…F-Phyzz.

rawr. fuentesaurus on the line for the win.
Just remembered epic Torii Hunter quote:

“When I was with Minnesota, man, everytime we saw the Monkey, man, we KNEW we were gonna lose.”

Tori's dancing in the other dugout tonight
limit?

means what?

one per month

on the f*** posts

torii's better take that monkey for a steak dinner
you think he'll get lucky?
If he buys the monkey a double Jamba Juice
great job fuentasaurus
Alright, good inning Fuentes.

Now get a bat. You’re up second.

Nahhhhh.

he can t.rex swing for the bleachers
He could

But, seeing as he is our bright spot in the pen….NO!

sweep the tail
extra innings means strip club commercials on FSW for Larry Flynt's house-o-skin
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.....

smashes beer can in face

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor???
All right, that does it

This thread = EPIC

I need this twenty

in ones please

True story

I asked my co-worker (40-ish woman) if she had change for a $20 and she had like 50 singles. I looked at her funny "Oh, my daughter aways has plenty of ones in tips.

look at her even more funny…

“She’s a waitress!”

oh.

STFD

Take notes Nathan

and where is Rev??

playing santa

he's at the game
in the santa suit
Man, no wonder Crain isn't their set up man anymore.
i coulda been there but instead im on my way to new jersery
what did you do wrong
Is that like strategery?
sheriff pinch hitting?

our saviour!

Figgy gives Kowbell another chance!
The POWER of the Monkey!

Figgy!!!!

Even more of the mysterious. Seeing eye grounders.
WTG Figgy, get us goin"
Figgy!

Gettin it started right!

Woodsy....no mo K's!
Big fly

I’m hoping

Small ball ok too
Sherrif Squint in the game.
Beauty of a bunt right there
nice bunt!!!
beautiful bunt!
nice Sac Brandon
Figgins doing his chores and setting the table
B-Wood

Utility!

good sac bunt
are you watching the Erin Andrews vid???
Nice one for wood.
figgy in scoring position!

angels baseball through and through

Woddy drops it

way to sac

Little known fact- Wood is a master bunter
wait

bunts are supposed to go towards the ground?

don't want to brag, but that's what my gf says
alright

kendry gets his chance!

walking to K-Mo!!
After Bobbie come who??????????????????????????????????
Walkin' Bobby

Here comes K-Mo!!!!!!!

thats funny...

Brandon Wood didnt have a sac bunt in all 70 games in SLC this year…

why is wood in the game?

what happened to izzy?

HK came in for Mathis.

Napoli switched from DH to catcher, meaning pitchers bat. Ended up being a great move.

wood is pinch hitting for the pitcher because naps is now catching.
HERE COMES NUMBER 21 BABY!
now we just need a lousy single

K-mo going for 21 and a walk off

not a good idea to walk to get to Kendry
I GOT A FEVER !!!!!!!
Rake it Baby!!!
Let's goooo K-mooooo
Let's do this for Acuda Kowbell
that was a bullshit strike
I hate those late strike calls
let's go Tony Montana
The World is Yours
I'm gonna bury those cocakroaches!
SAY JELLO TO MY LI'L FRIEND
I got a fever and the prescription is...
More KowBell!!!!
21 game hit streak
I think its officially over
More ales???
WHAT THE FREAKING BLUE HELL?

HOW WAS THAT A STRIKE?

ow. failure for Kowbell
Goddamnit K-Mo

You don’t deserve to continue your streak.

He got screwed by the ump.

Neither of those was in the zone.

Statement retracted.
HEY, KOOL-AID!!!
streak over ... let's win it though
WIN THE GAME.
Just turned on audio...

I miss Terry Smith.

I mean

I don’t get to hear him enough

NAPOLI GETTING LAID!!!!!!
GAME OVAH!!!!!!!
WIN!

Twins Fail!!!

Light up the Halo!!!
RALLY MONKEY LIVES!!!!!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
WWHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YYYYEEEEESSSS
YESSSS!!!!!

LIGHT IT UP!!!!!

SOMEONES GETTIN LAID

LIGHT IT UP

naps, light it up
So getting laid!
YEAH BABY! LIGHT IT UP FOR NAPS!
YES Light it Up!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NAPPY LIGHTS IT UP

Light up that halo
Napoli is so getting laid!
Napoli taking over for Vlad

Shirt untucked the second the ball hit the ground.

Is Nipples sporting a mohawk?
I believe he is, yes.
Kind of a hi-lo mohawk, yeah
Totally cool. Naps is a Panther.
Westside of Atlanta

Was just woken up by a rapid Halos fan!

My little brother told me to shut up

after that hit i went nuts

what a great game

good job everybody

that is god awful bitchen
Howie for Panther.

Cold off the bench, comes up with two huge hits.

GOOD NEWS!!!

Napoli is on fire lately ..

great game!

Light up the Halo!!!
BELIEVE FOLKS!!!

this team is for real.

AmaZING!

Light It Up!

WATCH for the shaving cream
It's OUR monkey. Deal with it, baseball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when i saw LAA-NYY

a yankees fan was running his mouth about our mascot is a monkey. love to see his face when the angels sweep his yankee..

Is your post retro?

We just swept them earlier this month.

no the monkey reminded me of that yankees jackass.
he redeemed himself for leaving those runners on earlier
fuentes gets his first win!
Fuentes = WIN
If you are an M's/Rangers fan right now, you are:

A- Shocked
B- Dumbfounded
C- Enraged
D- Suicidal

E.

All of the above.

Correct.

Here is a cookie.

D-lish.

THANKS!

c with an increasing chance of d
Where is the pie to the face!!!!!!?
Wait for it...
He'll get pie on the face later...
You guys are bad.
I'm going to live vicariously through Naps...

My wife threw a perfect game tonight.

LOL

It’s the RECS

Yup.

The sheer power of our recs shifted destiny, felt in the real world as an earthquake.

RECS for panther!
The Recs manifested themselves right underneath me.

I could feel them.

Signing off...

Your fellow Halo fan stuck in the Dirty South…its damn late here!

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