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Game Thread 2 (Let's Rally!)

Do not dread the Rally Thread...

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Let's Go Surfin' Now!

Go Halos!

This thread is a lot like this game

lethargic

ugh

kendry on the right side

How would you like your crow cooked?
sizzling

please

way to go Phyzz

jinx him

20 in a row!!!

K-Mo!!

B E A S T

barbie wet

KEN

DRY

I remember when you first did that

I’m thinking"What the hell is he talking about?" A sexually aroused doll?

monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
tying run at the plate :)

and Naps can hit it out…

He can be dangerous.......my favorite Physioc line.
semi-call,

anyone?

**Rob Schneider voice* *We can do it!
all night long
napoli under .200

with risp

time to climb back over the line nipples

SEND KENDRY
no
why not?

Naps hits a HR, doesn’t matter

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!
I love Nipples
Nipples

eat that bbq KC

POWER FREAKING NAP
That...was...awesome
tie game?

tie game

NAPPY MAKIN EM HAPPY!!!!
************HOMERUN*********Mike Napoli!***************

What i tell ya faan members?

the dugout security guard

did not join in the high fives

i was pissed he took that pitch on 3-1

all is forgiven

This man needs to DH Full-time!
NAP-OOO-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“Get out!!!!!!”

says Hud

warm saunders back up

this just got interesting!

I knew they'd come back

Just before I logged on, I called the HR. Thanks for not disappointing, Naps.

Damn, I think Saunders deserved the loss.

but we didn't
???????????

Kevin Y?

shudders

be cool – he is cool

Not Youkilis, if that's what you're thinking.

I just joined the Halos blog today. Didn’t feel like creating a new account with an Angels-based theme.

s'OK

not everybody has an Angel handle

I know,

once I looked at your profile, you were accepted…when I saw your SN, I thought you were an Sox troll…

SN = Screenname
better than a sex troll...
sex trolls!

watch out for them under beds!

just thinking

Kevin Youkillis….When I saw “New Comment, Kevin Y,” I thought “Why’s a Red Sox troll here now?” lol

A Red Sox troll cheering for the Angels. Not sure how many of those exist

red sox trolls are too busy crushing cans on their forehead and cheering for "that pitcher guy"
no...

you know the way when someone posts, that black thing shows up in the bottom right?

I couldn’t see your comment, just your Screenname

i love that thing

NEW COMMENTS

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I never look too closely at the box. But I didn’t really think of the initials being the same.

Plenty

when we play the Skankees

that was a colon cleansing
Terrible. Just terrible.
Saunders is buying someone dinner tonight
Good Eye Gary
He could'nt GDP so he just walked instead.
as long as he gets on base no worries haha
Pys, that could be dangerous
how insightful please tell me more phys!
LSB must be pissed lol
That frickin' lucky ball somehow got over the fence, lol
I don't think they will be too upset

Their team is make the sux look bad.

I don't care if Vlad never comes back

I want Napoli to play everyday

I do

please come all the way back Vlade

vladi is the only one who can golf swing a ball out of the park!

I do too! Vlad is the MAN!

I'm hoping he returns to his All-Star form

but realistically i don’t think that is gonna happen.

reginald willits lurking on deck
Yeah

Last I heard it was 6-3.

Now thanks to this thread we are now tied up.

Thanks Rev

Kendrick HR,

Naps HR

pinch hit Johnny Riv

please

When did Howie Kendrick decide to come to the 2009 season?

when the aaa hitting coach helped him find himself
double steal hit and run with a slap bunt towards second base

rbi the easy way

"AND OHHH THIS IS GETTING UGLY FOR KANSAS CITY"

—Steve Physioc.

if phys is doing the royals feed, who's doing the angels?
mlb tonight says

texas will win the al west cause they are about to sweep the red sox…

I, like you,

prefer Figgi not Figgy

ack

i am reminded of that conversation

and i am reminded of how young I am to this site
and i am reminded of how young I am to this site
Long live the double post!
well crap

might as well bring up the minors

The sell Legal Pot at MLB.com?
but when we sweep

the 1st place, “hottest team”, yankees it’s because we are supposed to…

The Rangers must be the best team in baseball

How else can you explain it.

I don't know...

When we swept the Yankees, nobody was about to call us favorites. I blame the Gulf Coast bias.

I blame Kevin Youkilis
Shell Vacations Club

IS A TIME SHARE

my brother bought into that

pisses me off

Shell Oil

should sue for making a greedy oil company look bad.

where's the resort?

Wilmington?

Four straight 3-ball counts.

Keep the streak alive guys!

Billy-Mac spots his prey
reggie needs to incorporate

the ass out squat down take

outside

give me a frickin break

SHE's GOT LEGS!

“Good time are comin’ young lady”
-Steve Physioc

Hi Phys, meet Chris Hansen
"Why don't you take a seat over there"
Good times are coming?

Billy Mac made the road trip?

NEVER SWING
ruins most relationships
enhances others

or so I tell my wife

*ball comes in and Willits takes*

And Willits might take again here!"

—FIZZ

IN THAT ORDER

i did not want t pile on

but why not just recite Friday’s Twins lineup if you are going to get that ahead of yourself.

Checkin in on the mobile

Naps is a Fucking Stud…even though he wears Ed Hardy.

Those shirts will be fun to buy at Marshalls in a few years

just for kicks

Reggie "OBP" Willits
Yea i'll say it

I own a Reggie Willits shirt

They make those?
they're really really small
they have Willits' shirts?
I bought it the same day i got my wife a Kotchman jersey

that day was full of bad decisions

Hillman has probably the sweetest 'stache in the league.

We see it so much because of all the pitching changes he has to make.

Clay Zavada on ARZ

has a sweet one too, Rollie Fingers style

I was watching the All-Star softball game

Rollie Fingers still has that mustache. Best of all-time.

Goose Gossage
Anybody could grow Goose's.

Rollie’s takes some hard work.

and a lot of wax
WHOA WHOA WHOA

Bringing in a closer in the 8th?

in a tie game?

scioscia not impressed

Soria = unibrow
Dear Chone Figgins,

Get a hit. Please. Please. And I’ll love you even more than I do…or walk.

Sincerely,
Figgi4life

brown noser!
and proud of it because it worked
mlb channel

has angels game on

changed it for a chance not to have to listen to Phyz
hahaha

they left b4 the hit 2 talk to an astros player!

how lame is that?!!!
WITH THE KC BROADCAST

YES…WTF it turned off

how lame is that?!!!

and now showing rangers game…

Man, what happened to the Royals this year?? They were so on top of it.

losing mentality
come on figgy...do this. Nap may grant you getting laid status
WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!
FIGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
s q u i b b e r
Figgy is SOOOOOO getting laid!!
close that! unibrow

Figgggggy

Can you believe this comeback?

Yes!!!

"Do you believe in miracles?"

YES!!!

This club is so 2002

offensively

currently

i agree

"WHATEVER'S IN HIS STOMACH HAS TURNED TO MUSH"

—Rex Hudler on Trei Hillman’s lunch

Hud has been key for the last few weeks

Sure he mixes in his hazy stories about playing in Japan or some game 20 years ago, but dude is funny.

FIGGY YOU DA MAN MY BROTHA
Did you grab a bite to eat?
Figgy

single = fist pound

triple = three claps

double = fist to head?

hr=?
HR = sex at home plate
Hand jive

ala Danny Zucko

ozzie smith flip
I can beleive it Physioc, we Angel fans believed in this come back all along.
"IF the Angels win this game"...

Love Phys’ confidence here.

well what else can ya say?
in his defense

we would be on his ass for jinxing it

Figgins Figgins Figgins
it must be hard to be a royals fan

I’m starting to feel bad for them

you can join MH and me in the "feeling sorry box"

I feel sorry for them. We know what it’s like to have a winning team throw the season away….too many times.

Phys, you don’t hear foot prints…you hear foot steps!

I was wondering where he was going with footprints

and the answer was nowhere

/me

smacked my head on that one too

Have the Angels batted around yet?
This is the 9th batter coming up now.

5 runs, 2 outs, and 1 runner on base.

boy king says hai!
WOW, glad I decided to start watching......
haha

no kidding

I nominate

Naps, Figgins, Howie you for Panther, you good luck charm you!

Hey, ladybugs ARE lucky!
You are a brown-noser!
as long as it's chocolate and not that other brown stuff........
gravy?
ummm sure, OK
lol, my love

(major major major sarcasm)

keep on working at it bro
what?

I get it, but what?

not on purpose
Just messing with you

Didn’t you say that earlier?

no

Moondoggy said so, and I said, “Yep, and proud of it”

And I wasn’t mad at all, I was messing with you for messing with me for Moondoggy messing with me

Abreu needs to check in here!!!

0-4 tonight

mmmmm....Twinkies
and the stadium clears..................
now it's Bobby's turn to get in the game
chupa 0-5 :(
"THIS NIGHTMARISH INNING IS OVER FOR THE ROYALS"

—Steve Physioc

That's what

the third time?

at least he finally said something GOOD about the angels right after that idiotic comment
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life [whistles]
And the nightmare inning is over

How many times must Fizz say that?

The nightmarish inning is over

OH LORD PLEASE LET THIS NIGHTMARE OF ANGEL OFFENSE END! – Signed, Steve Physioc

Just so we're clear... is the nightmare inning over yet?

Your comments are a bit ambiguous…

uh....

it was a nightmare for the Royals. That’s how I would describe it.

I agree Phyiz is terrible, but not for that

I think "nightmare" "attem" ball and a few other words/phrases

should be retired from Steve “Ron Burgandy” Physioc’s vocabulary.

jepsen is a 1 trick pony

for the love of god, mix in an offspeed pitch

do we still say "Jepson proof" in situations like this?
my wife just hijacked the tube for "so you think you can dance" ...

what’s happening in the game?

how's your TuTu?
bench clearing brawl
for your sake....

I hope you get some later.
victory will be yours

if not...

it sounds like an episode of

“so you think you have a penis”

what good is a penus if you have no balls
Erin Andrews is dancing naked on the field

… in my head

that wasn't me taking the vid
This is one of those situations where there is nothing but upside for her

Sucks that it happened but frankly before this incident I did not know who she was

What happened?
more like HUH?
vid of her nekkid

through the peephole

Google erin andrews and hotel

someone used a spy cam to take a video of her getting out of the shower and toweling off. THIS IS – REPEAT – THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

and prolly end up with a virus on your computer

no thanks

Yeah, a lot of the videos being circulated will install a trojan virus on your computer if you upload it.

I know you guys are probably all stiffied

but that is such an invasion of privacy. I feel for the girl….that’s such a personal violation

It's sad, indeed.

First of all, it’s illegal. Second of all, it’s embarrassing (unless you’re hot). Really, I’m not sure she’s got a lot to worry about. It could’ve happened to a less beautiful person.

i think she's been in our forums before

along with some hot pics of wives

WHO?
Roseanne
Oprah
I'm really confused but I think I want to stay that way
bunch of guys getting thier balls busted by their wives

just like home.

you betcha....my specialty!
we are becoming a Royal pain in their Ass
I'M ROOTING FOR MELISSA
what's the f'ing score folks?
we are winning

you should be dancing!

Your Wife - 1, You - 0
you got it backwards

wife has the 0

we'll settle up later on tonight
Atta boy!

Anyway, who needs a TV when you have all of us?

*whistles and walks away to leave Red and his wife alone...*

9 to 6 good guys!

That'll do, Hawk Harrelson

love the bag!

I flipped to the game,

and saw the bag, and heard Phyz say “WOOOWWWW”

I just explained that one to the missus

who did not hijack my television, but whose mother does call us on occasion to vote in the infernal dancing with the stars polls

a few more outings against the royals could do wonders for are bullpen's ERA
is this where I post the official "It's my birthday Saturday" reminder????

<< evil laugh >>

must look for links

you can count that high?

I practiced counting on yours
boo YAH !

btw – you have way more alum on your facebook friends than i, wtf miss popular?

that's right, mister!

I dunno….I see them, I add them. Plus I hung out with the class of 80 with my best friend until she graduated….then hung out with 82

It's my birthday on Friday.

Have I not been here long enough for that to mean anything to anybody?

Celebrating by going to the game, watching some postgame fireworks.

I hae a louder keyboard
with a missing 'v'
They're doing fireworks for your birthday?

lucky!

I get my baby boy for my birthday!! that's the bestest!
What do you mean?
#1 son will be here for his summer vacation

I haven’t seen him since spring break

Oh, that's really cool.
Yep, just for me.
Mine is next Monday
Can HH withstand our collective LEO Power!?
jepsen can be amazing, when he can use his offspeed
can someone PLEASE tell me EVERYTHING that Phyz is saying?
Blah,

Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,
Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,

M U T E

and i quote my teevee

but i was curious to learn how many strikes it takes for an out ...

oh well

now on mlb tonight

they are talking about how the rangers executed a “rare” squeeze play and how smart it was…i hope sosh wasnt watching ;)

how do you propose he is watching?

And it was rare for them, is what they mean

don't really think

he was watching hence the icon meaning wink -→ ;)

and they were just talking about the play period

Love can only travel so far west
Last night after our double header sweep

ESPN SC didn’t get to the Angels until the 40min and the last baseball games of the day

oh yeah Sports Center West
I remember one night

when I couldn’t see the Halo game, I saw the 11:00 edition of SC, and the Angels game was the VERY LAST HIGHLIGHT

My MLB AT Bat Iphone App is nice.
it was pre-iphone
Yeah, but in SC's defense, we were beating up on KC.

I barely cared enough to watch it. I turned on late to get ready for Top Plays, and they showed the highlights.

But SC WEST

from LA, live like , for the masses on the left side of the country. 40 min into the show, after cycling, dog owners, and some bullshit talking on about i don’t know. Phily first with 10 game streak was OK, then the Rangers. Then the Skanks, and 35 minutes later we get on after the dh sweep. On the West coast version of the show. Please.

Well as long as the Dodgers lead the league

we’ll always lose coverage.

and look what happened after they pick us 2 win it all last year…guess they don’t want 2 make that mistake again

When did that happen?

They never pick the Angels.

after 100 wins

some jumped on

That was the last game of the season.

Didn’t matter, we lost in the ALDS anyway. Maybe we should just completely underperform, make the wild card, and then we’ll win. Only WS we won was when we made the wild card. (Sorry for all the “w” words)

i know but only had 1 less win
so wouldn't call it a bad season
Heh.

Nice job Angels.

Let's make like Ned "Needlenose Ned" Ryerson

and get some insurance

K-mo

tuck in your shirt. :|

Seen that too

He has a formal to go to after the game. Those are tails he’s wearing.

TOMORROW... if it comes!

dun dunnnn

you never know....
hey...everyday I wake up on this side of the grass

that’s a good day…and

you never know

"Relax, let me call the pitch!"

yells the home plate blue. You can here that because there’s only a few people left in the ballpark.

I'm out. night all.

i love this team.

Night.

If the Angels blow it, we’ll blame you for leaving.

take it easy there
Phyz

babbling about Roy Halladay…

didn't they say July 28th yesterday?
before next Wednesday

is what I heard

the 28th

jays = attention whores
gotta get it when you can

especially when you share the division with the spanks and the sux

agreed.

but i dont think he’s gonna be moved.

They won't let anyone

talk to him about extending his contract

Nice walk Juice.
I am ok with keeping exactly what we have.
Way to go Howie
That was ugly

you could say “a nightmare”

no but Phys can
Frickin' Ozzie Sm........I mean Yuniesky Betancourt should have made that catch

Phys and Hud think he’s a gold glover

game update

9-6 bottom of the 9th coming up

lady bug HH's resident Erin Andrews.
no recording devices allowed
tell me if/when we win
you'll know.
just wanted to make sure
want me to tell you if i score?
we already know that one

:(

No, we'll have video
Depends on your defenition of Scoring
fuentesauras rex

rawrawrawrawrwrwarwrwrrwwrarwarwrwarwarwrarwar onnomnomnomnomnomnm

Fuentes pitching
You know, as much as some complain abt Rex/Phys

I’ve listened to the Royals guys call our plays, and there’s no comparison- I take Rex/Phys every time.

i think its just a sports thing to rag on your announcers and color guys

except for chick hearns. chick hearns was a god amongst men at what he did

must be tough calling a game on xanax
Fuenty-time

“I am here with my unorthodox delivery to cut your throats!”

Can Fuentes break the saves record?
that would be funny
Anything's possible.
I was thinking about that yesterday

NO JOKE

K-Rod will look like an ass then.

“I could’ve done that also, but they didn’t want me to play for them”

would be hilarious

but its gonna be hard without a 100 win season again.

Bloomquist is being a punk out there.

Either hit it or miss it, pick one already.

A Comparison

Mighty Mice-Tits: 5’8", 155 lbs, 19 MLB HRs
Me: 6’2", 250 lbs, 0 HRs ever, anywhere

yeah...but what's your BABIP?

whatever the fuck that is

But you do cast

a greater shadow

strike out already bloomquist
Strike three right there.

Dang ump.

that was in blue
WOW!!!

Great play there.

what happened?
bare handed catch and throw to first and amazing catch by Morales
Hard one-hopper off Fuenty's leg

bare handed by Admiral and dug at first by K-MO!

Think that'll be a top play on SC Los Angeles?

Haha… doubt it.

by who?
Izturis to Morales
oops....wrong player
honestly

prob not

WHAT happened?
1-6-3 ground out

Off Fuentes’ leg, barehanded scoop by shortstop, and great dig by K-Mo.

Izzy, that's the guy.

Didn’t know if it has him or Aybar.

I thought it was Izzy
Come on Fuentesaur.

Get that DP right here.

SWEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Light up the halo!!!

sweep

light up that hAlo!!!!

double play!!

GIDP
???

i’m assuming

4-6-3
Aybar to Izzy to Morales

WTF that is

Too hard to type.

Just tryin’ to give a quick answer, and I assume the die-hards here know who the guys are lol

RAWR! RAWR!

Light up that HALO WHoooo!!

Light up the BROOMS
Sweepage!

Light it up.

6-1 road trip so far
just another halo victory
WHOOP...

DEEE…
DOO…

YAY

damn the red sox for losing…could have been 6 games

damn bastards lost on purpose
let them lose

have a non East team win the wild card

ESPN wont allow that
King Bud will make sure of that too
Of all the games the Red Sox had to lose...

It had to be the three games where them losing HURTS us.

not just lose...swept...man
Red Sux are looking for a first baseman

lets see who they get

they got him already
they want Youkillus at third

who’s at first after him?

Adam LaRoche…espn had 20 stories on it

today?
At about 11:00 AM
mahalo

missed it. was watching LLbaseball and our team on it’s quest to be World Champs again

Traded for Adam LaRoche

Didn’t give up much of anything to get him, either.

And thus continues the Pirates firesale. You don’t see the Nats trading away their entire Opening Day roster, do you? Although that may be because nobody wants their players, but still…

shit like that sucks donkey balls

Ninja-man makes all these calls for mid relief and everybody forgets to return his calls

Light it up
prob not

cause now in 2nd

Eff the Red Sox

I wanna beat them in the Playoffs so much.

I don't care who the opponents are...

6-1 road trip WITHOUT Torii, Vladi, and Rivera is amazing.

Right after the All-Star break, even harder.

Coming from behind all the goddamn time… how are they not the best team in the majors?…

Oh yeah, they play in SoCal, and they aren’t the Dodgers.

the dodgers didn't get much love

till manroids

I don't get something...

Manny getting suspended for 50 games… top story.
Manny going 0-fer in the minor leagues… top story.
Manny getting hit on the hand, listed as day-to-day… top story.

How come the Dodgers are never the big story because of something Manny does on the field?

Because God hates us.

Angels sweep the Royals on the road: last story they talk about.
Yankees sweep the Orioles at home: let’s crown them WS champs now.

What East-coast bias??

That's fine.

They’ll pay for it when we’re deep in the playoffs.

hopefully

i was there in boston for their only win last year…great game…long and very cold though

postseason win i mean
Stationed on the West Coast

and they hate us

What an awesome game.

Just goes to show what a great team this is. If you turned the game off after the Royals extended it to 6-2, maybe it’s time you started following the Dodgers. GO HALOS!!!!!

Royals' credit score: 690

for outlook of the future.

Wasn’t it 690 last night? Before they choked like Tom Watson on the 72nd hole at Turnberry?

golf huh...and his loss is bigger than KC getting swept by the halos
Not the point I was trying to make, but fair enough...
Kinda reminded me of Bears/Cards in '06

“THEY WERE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!!”

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