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All Star Game Thread

American League Vs. National League

Roy Halladay @ Tim Lincecum - Fox National - 5 PM

Representing the Angels: Chone Figgins (3B Reserve for starter Michael Young), Brian Fuentes (Relieving late)

Poll
Who are You Rooting For...
American League
82 votes
National League
3 votes
Figgy and Fuentes to See Some Action
96 votes
Rangers, Mariners and Red Sox Injuries
32 votes
The Home Team. If they don't win it's a shame...
2 votes

215 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

checking in......

lets go Double F’s!!!!

Here for the duration, lets roll!
Lets go AL!!

Lets make it another NL loss!!

I'm rooting for the AL . . .

But I wouldn’t even pay much attention to the game if Figgy weren’t there, so I think I can’t help but select the Figgy/Fuentes option. Maddon already said he plans to use Figgins late in the game in a situation where his versatility comes in handy.

Figgy sighting...

in the dug out for the pregame.

K-Rod sighting

pumped up on the front step

Obama in the locker room chiding Pujols for letting Prince beat him in the HRD in his home park.
yeah that was a cool little piece I thought

even though Im not the biggest Obama guy there is

Best shot was Obama signing a ball for Ichiro.
He told JETER

“You’re the old guy now!”

Yes it was.
Woo!

We’ve been introduced.

Chone!

He made it.

There's Figgs!
lol even with the low camera angle..........

Figgy is effin tiny

Haha.

And 31 years old. I forget that.

He's always the kid who came up and ran around like a crazy person in 2002.
I feel like I

Haven’t seen you in a while…

Yeah Fuentes!
Figgy sighting

Police escorts work

There enough freakin' Rays on that team?
Why's Longo there?
What is up with LaRussa's hair?

it is no a toupee… but it IS a bad hair day.

Figgy upstaged Fuentesaurus in the AL lineup anouncements.
Frankie is looking a lil chubby.........

or is it just me?

Especially his face

I was going to say that too
I figured Dunn woulda been the Nats all-star.......

hmm

Did Ichiro just say "Ready to go, Yankee boy!?" to Jeter?
He said: Ready to go F---ing Yankee boy
You suck, Josh.
nice hustle Charlie.........
Hanley Ramirez is batting LEADOFF?
Ouch, no love for Braun.
Hit it to left
Shitty AL lineup...

Two Rangers, two, skanks, two Bo sux…ugh…

Did the crowd boo Ryan Braun?

Or where they saying, “Boooooooraun.”?

Wouldn't it be funny if Roy gets signed to the Halos tomorrow...

last time he ever wears a blue jays jersey is in an all-star game…

Jeff Shaw

was selected to be the Cincinnati Reds’ all-star representative some years ago. During the ASB, but before the game, he was traded to the Dodgers, and so the first time he wore a Dodger uniform was in the All-Star Game.

awesome...i was about to ask...

if that had ever happened.

I predict Lincecum gets nailed early.
i love how he shows absolutely no class in the press conference...

dude looks like he just got done skateboarding…

"Look how young and healthy I am."
that Mailbox was cool!
Yeah, no one cares about these people.
lol heartless jerk
+ 1

enough with the cornball music…jesus hell…i hope arte doesnt allow that shit.

Man, the Dodgers lady is freaking CREEPY
obama! you missed a spot shaving dude...
man I hope Obama's teleprompter didnt break during this skit
I seriously think Obama is growing a stache....
I think this obama guy has a future in voice-over work
Man I miss slick Willy..........

he was so cool.

Hearing Obama and Bush speak back-to-back is trippy.
Are the Angels winning?
Yes......

just what our fighting men and women need……a box of easy mac!

this... is gonna take forever... isn't it?
Yes. Yes it is.
there are like 30 of them I think.........
sweet only 5...

sucks for the other 25 though heh.

yeah those other folks got hosed.............
yeah Angels lady!

Whooo!

She's pretty hot
Did PBS take over the broadcast?

Worse… Oprah…

JIMY CARTER

Without showing his teeth – it is like Mick Jagger covering his lips

ride with emilio...

gangsta

i could see the rev riding with emilio
Obama

dude still has zits

and cant grow a stache...

i mean neither can i …but im not 40…

its been quite a while since we had a President with a Stache...........

Rev might know the answer……….he’s old :-)

;)

Found the answer.......

1908
The last man to win the Presidency with facial hair was William Howard Taft, Roosevelt’s chosen successor as the Republican candidate in the 1908 election, whose moustache was rather more resplendent than Roosevelt’s. His Democratic opponent, William Jennings Bryan, was cleanshaven, and was also hoping to make it third time lucky, having already lost to McKinley in 1896 and 1900. He lost again.

GO AL and Go Figgy and Fuentes!

Are those actors or are people really crying....?
Hey the Angels lady was one of the top five!
her cause sounded cool
are people crying there is no crying in baseball
Wow this is syrupy bullshit

beyond belief … and Joe Buck talking like it is church introducing Sister Sheryl Crow

Haha.

Go Baseball!

Anyone else disturbed

By the way-too-politically-inclusive intro?

They could have had Ed Nixon fill in for Richard.

And Nancy….

is there an event sheryl crow wont perform

the CHICKS WITH ACTUAL TALENT show

Manny Ramirez

isn’t there

Lance Armstrong's future nuptials
winner winner

chicken dinner!

GOP Convention
pay her enough she will be there she did nascar
Sheryl showing some leg..........
1995 called they want sheryl back
looks like she hasnt aged since then.......

Botox ftw

B2 Spirit.

Wooosh!

was that B2 from Whiteman or did they like fly it in from Barksdale or something?
Must have been Whiteman.
Baddest plane on the planet.

Too bad we won’t have enough money to build another one for a long, long time. >_>;

how many do we have?

how much do they cost?

I think we have 20

that cost over 2 billion a pop

In 1997 dollars
correct.........

they cost 737 mill in 1997……….so yeah with inflation its probably close with cost too

Wikipedia...

The total program cost, which includes development, engineering and testing, averaged US$2.1 billion per aircraft (in 1997 dollars).

yeah i went with just the plane cost......

not all that other stuff.

2 billion to build a plane?

holy hell…lets sell some of those and get out of debt.

Do you understand the concept of 'sunk costs'?
Another

“but first…”

Dude, that stealth is some scary shit...

imagining see that shit floating over your city dropping bombs…yikes!

they would never fly that low and drop a bomb.......

but yeah……scary shite

it looks like its made of paper...

gnarly…

sounds about like it too in flight.......

sucker is quieter than a church mouse stealing the last bit of communion cheddar.

You won't see it

That’s kind of the point. Stuff will just start blowing up around you.

if you can see it

you are already dead.

haha

good point

The ones that come from submarines are scarrier. Popping up out of the water and shit.
what? are you kidding me?

i didnt even know that shit went down…give me a link!

I believe the first shock and awe bombs were delivered to Baghdad in that manner.
Maybe they'll play some baseball

Between commercials.

house is on fox why didnt someone tell me
I hope Fox doesn't get the next MLB contract
would you rather have ESPN?

cuz they’re the only other ones getting it

Yes
Such is my hatred of Fox.
wow.

they’re all up the Red Sox’ butt, so it really doesn’t matter.

it comes down to Joe Buck vs. Joe Morgan or Steve Phillips

ok, that's pretty cool with Stan "the Man"
He looks a lot younger than I expected.
I can't wait until next year, when, with no Hall of Famers to throw the first pitch

we can just have Tim Salmon do it, and finally get him into the All-Star game.

From your lips to Arte's ears
Yes.

Just yes.

Best. Idea. Ever.
Well, technically, it was YOUR point before the game.
lol at Beckett with his disposble camera.
Chipmunk Cheeks?

Grrr!

Nice mix of Boos & Cheers

for Barry O

i didnt hear a boo
How could you not?
they were saying

boo-urns!

"He got it there!"
Thanks

I didn’t get to see it.

southpaw...

weak ass throw barack…

Just the type of pitcher

that seems to always dominate our guys….

he threw that about as hard as Fuentes does

:-)

didnt even show the pitch fox sucks
They're conservative.

It’s only natural. Freakin’ sour grapes.

Woops I think I accidentally broke an HH rule

Need to check again and pray for repentance… (fingers crossed)

wtf.

c’mon camera man. at least capture the throw… jeebus

I say we sign him up as a reliever.
pass
Come on, could he really be any worse than jepsen?

Think about it. He actually got it in the strike zone.

without a doubt

WORST CAMERA ANGLE

that's just in case it didn't make it to the plate
Even beyond that

it was a bad angle.

Can we "play ball" now?
I admire Obama wearing his team's jacket

That is awesome.

southside....
So many politicians

play favorites – Hillary went form a Cubs fan to a Yankees fan … total bullshit.

yea he is the real deal
agreed......

no pandering to the crowd……good show

Gotta give him respect for taking the boos.
WHAT is he gonna do?

give em the bird??

No, I meant he coulda gone out there sporting a Cards cap and he didn't.
Some people would have worn like an airforce jacket

despite actually OWNING a major league team for a number of years.

nothing wrong with wearing an Air Force jacket!!!!!!!!!!!!

(shakes fist at you!)

you in the air force?

cool…

I was in for 6 1/2 years........

got out in March of 08 because of medical issues.

Well not per se, no.
Commander cod piece I presume. Mission Accomplished.
Was his pitch a strike?

Did you see how fast he got in and out?

I think there was some thought of assasination…(By the government, not by the crowd)

Yes it was a strike.
"What a night we have already had so far."

bored shitless was about it…

I loathe both these fools...

ugh. Buck and McCarver…WHY!!!!!??!?

because baby jesus is mad at us.
tim mccarver watch out for dieon
Zing!!
i didnt realize deion did it three times...

i

is artie lange going to be in the both
IT'S 5:45

When? How long will this take?

Till the end of time
It's almost 9 PM on the Easy Coast

Sheesh.

That's what I love

When the Yankees play the West coast, the games start at 10:00!!!!!!! I love it.

yeah last year i was on the EC...

and when it went into extra innings my bar was closing down…

i missed the ending because it went so late.

It's television

Minutes are magnified to millenia, so what we’re seeing here is a few seconds worth in real life.

They still have to give Tim Wakefield

His lifetime achievement award.

And give all Sux players in attendance

An award for their affiliation. Watch as frighteningly dressed Priests of the Order of Bahstin worship their deities.

Plus, Wakefield's lifetime ERA is a fearsome 4.32
no wonder their ratings keep going down

what do they expect with all that pregame crap

Is Fox still featuring their Catcher Crotch Cam?
Pretty sure
nice of Buck-head to remind us Teix plays for the yankees........

scrotum.

Over/Under

Halladays number of AB’s (Batting)

1.5

tim looks like the kid from dazed and confused
needs a damn haircut.......lol
Whats the drinking game tonight?

Everytime McCarver says yankees or bo sux?

uh.......you'd be passed out after the first inning lol
thats not safe

unless you want to die from alcohol poisoning

only time we'll ever cheer for those we play against.
Ichiro Homer swing!
That...

Was…
Hammered…

wow

if Ichiro homered on the first pitch from Lincecum

that would be crazy

Lincecum brings the heat...
Ichiro single?

no way!!

Ichiro base hit!
Base hit!

Expect Ichiro to run on Yadier

nice.........

atta boy Beetchyroll

SB?
c'mon Jeter (weid saying that)
OH

SNAPS

Jeter hit on the hand.

Two on. None out.

Way to take one for the team!
Yeah, way to nail Jeter!
YEEEAAH!!!

LINCECUM IS MY FAVORITE NOW

Let's hope he remains a bit erratic.
That was not pretty.
nice..gets the base and gets hit
It's Mauer, biotch!
Halos fan at the Big A would be bored already...

and be starting the wave…hehe….

3-2

Runners go?

Timmeh is strugglin'
and joe buck knows a thing or two about left handed strokes
LOL
Mauer you gunkie.
batting .373 my arse
Hey, you just watch

He’ll kick some butt with that swing of his. Yes I’m a Mauer fan.

wow. what hahaha
Yadier Molina has good defensive awareness

Great reaction and play to get the lead runner out.

haha

Mauer kind of looked down, like he was thinking “Hey, its the ball”

WHUCK-TSSSSH!!!!

The crack of the whip means Tex is coming to bat.

Tell me when the toolbag is done with his AB please.
Puljos bungles it!

Hometown nerves?

thanks POO HOLES.........
Haha
My all friends are favorite of Joe Mauer baseball man.
hahahaah....Puljos errors in front of the home crowd...

boooooo

Blowing a play in front of your home crowd in the All-Star Game-

Priceless.

somewhere Dan Uggla is smiling.
+ 1

poor guy…has the name for it too

Liner into center!

Runner held.

Bases Loaded for Hamilton.

Lincewho?

angels would have scored two on that...
Lined into right field?

Wow

Jason Bay hit that one fine.

We’re off to a good start here, AL friends!

Napoli would have scored there.
Hamilton with the RBI groundout.
NL

communication fail.

Tex at third, Hamilton at first.

Young at bat with two outs.

Did Hamilton SLIDE?
yes...

that guy can hit but he sure doesnt have any brains…

I thought he just disappeared.

sliding makes more sense though.

No, I think he disappeared into a wormhole.

He’s freaky like that. Drugs gave him pretty creepy powers.

Lincecum doesn't seem to be atking this game seriously.
Groundout.

On to the bottom of the inning.

I tolds ya Lincecum would get lit up early!
FIGGINS BEATS IT OUT!!!!!!
Great inning - c'mon Halladay
hey there was an abreu highlight in that pepsi commercial...
Looks like it's time for Doc to show off his PhD

It’s about to look embarrassing for AAAA ball.

oh great......

a fire just broke out………now Im on evacuation watch……….

ugh.

.........so I bet us taxpayers are paying you to blog on HH at the moment?
hey I pay taxes too!
Hamilton doesn't deserve to be in the game .

.243 avg are you kidding me?

+ 1
+2
But according to LSB, he won the Derby last year.
Them and their conspiracy theories.
They probably also think Chuck Norris is POTUS
Halladay is so goofy...
i would love for that goofy guy to be an angel
for wood?

im on the fence…i like Woosy

Is that a drug?
Goofiness

and probably one of the top 3 pitchers in the game.

It evens out.

Find the plate
The only NL player I'm happy to see today.

Is Ryan Braun, because I voted for him. :D

In my fantasy league i traded aaron hill for jeff francoeur

at the beginning of the season…

OOPS.

someone drafted francoeur?
How many people were in this league?

56?

maybe you win the league if you get the most K's
In that case Ryan Howard must have been first pick.
Well Here are my First 5 Picks

1. Chris Davis
2. Mark Renyolds
3. Chris Davis
4. Mark Renyolds
5. Jeff Franchoer

Should have Been Started Haren. Manuel

Hes clearly been the best pitcher in the majors right now. He is barley behind in strikeouts and .32 ahead in Era.

Mention the Longoria thing

No mention of Figgins getting in for him. I’d act surprised, but I can’t.

Poor Figgster.
At lunch, I was watching ESPN

their crawler at the bottom of the screen said something to the effect, “Longoria injured, replaced at 3B by Michael Young”

So in esscence Figgins replaces Michael Young who replaces Longoria.

Funky.

Psychadelic
When I saw Teix make that play

I felt dirty inside.

okay, that was a nice play
Damn, gotta hand in to M. Young

That was a Figgins-caliber play. :)

THEY ARE NOT FLASH BULBS

They’re strobes. If you’re gonna make a comment about it, the least you could do it KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

nice luck YOUNG...

whats up with that oooo lay BS? Put your body in front of it!!!

*pisses on his contract*
"Eye-popping defense by Michael Young."

How many million times have we seen Figgins do the same thing?

A gajillion million times.
millions - he'll be in there making those plays soon
He'll show up Michael Young (albeit without recognition) like this:

Pujols rips it deep, it’s going back… and… FIGGINS MAKES THE PLAY IN THE LEFT FIELD! STANDS! He runs all the way from third, climbs over and grabs the ball! Very decent, and mediocre!

Anyone remember...

was it Juan Encarnacion that was hit in the face by a foul ball in the on deck circle at Busch Stadium?

One of the worst injuries I’ve ever seen. I think it ended his career…

It did
It is Juan.

He was still on the MLB 08 The Show roster though.

Hanley

rich man’s Admiral Aybar

Yeah the all 6 Inches taller of him.

There are 33 players....

why is halladay batting??

It's the NL, son.
The Two Should Fight for the Money.

Rbi vs Boys and Girls Club of America.

"I know you all tuned in for a Roy Halladay at-bat"

best line of Joe Buck in history

yeah that was pretty good...
true he should retire
Want to know the worst line?

" Mr and Mrs Jack Buck… Its a boy"

So who is in the race for Halladay?

Toronto Star: “Angels are front runners”
ESPN: “Yankees and Phillies”

Ken Rosenthal: Skanks, Bo Sux, Phillies...
Cause everyone knows Toronto wants to trade one of the best pitchers in baseball

to their divisional rivals.

fox.....everyone that was a waste of time
I'm considering

the ol’ mute button

I only keep the volume on for the stadium noise.

Put in Matt Vasgersian and Rex Hudler! Make that MLB The Show broadcast come true!

Hahaha
Unfortunately they have terrible chemsitry.

I remember playing and Vasgersian saying that a certain slider that K’ed me was a lucky call while Hudler said “nice pitch!”

When ever you played with the Angels vs the Yankess.

You Win. Rex would always say. “I always love seein the Angels beat the Yankees”

I pound the Sux and Skanks

with the A’s. Yeah.

When I first played the game,

I bursted into laughter when I realized it WAS Hudler.

When did baseball no longer become to most popular sport in America?
When small ball clubs got overshadowed

And the NBA.

all these commericals with old images...

makes me bummed…

...The NBA is less popular than baseball.
Football's ratings

are a little higher, but with ten percent of the games it seems like a specious comparison.

you can tell...

everyone on the radio talks about football non-stop…

i personally have only ONE friend who follows baseball…

BING.COM:

Bing “Angels Blog” and look who is #1

Halosheaven.com

What the hell is that?

The only Angels blog Ive ever heard of

is angelswin.com

:)

yeah but what the hell is bing.com?

just asking….

Microsoft's google
HH comes up in google too...
and ask.com

Comes with a picture and everything.

Barry O speakin without a Teleprompter

Oooo Uhmm.

Joe Buck

namedrops the POPE.

note the "uhhhhh"s
and....and.and..and....and.
The President

sporting the jeans was key

I likes the sneaks
"THIS IS THE NATIONAL PAST TIME"

fuck yeah

McCarver voted for McCain

obvious

Obama

is for parity .. of course, it is all about revenue sharing !!!

Congress

will not be able to hit his curve

Halladay schooling the NL.
Showing off his PhD from the U of K.
He just called Jerry Reinsdorf

Jerry Rice

Wait...Barack Obama threw out the first pitch of the Doug Eddings game?

Obama, you are dead to me.

GREAT... now the secret sevrice invesitgates HH
oh no he dident (snaps fingers)

impeach!

Breaking News!

Barrack Obama had an Affair with A. J. Pierzynski

threesome with AJ and Eddings

steamy pictures at 11…

love parallelogram with Ozzie Guillen!
A broken bat flair has been the only thing for the NL thus far.
Youre saying

Phillies are a scrappy team…when they were playing the Rays.

Wow

dude

needs to read a blog or two..

Didn't their manager just die?
McCarver

“Can I see your Hawaii birth certificate”

McCarver looks bummed...
way to go, ya weenie!
ahhh....classic texas defense there...
There is your "all star"

Figgy woulda SO had him

Figgins gets that.
Not to mention Torii woulda made that throw.
Annnnd it's tied
Yadier Molina kickin' ASS.
Except aginst the Angels, I always root for

Molinas

Torii would have had it.
Bonds would have had it.
figgy would have had that
Nipples would've had that
kotch definitely would've had it
If Kotch were here. Torii'd be starting.
If GA wasn't so lazy

he would of had it

Baby Molina

bringing in 2 runs

Wow what an all-star

first he disappears through a wormhole in the 1st, then commits an E that ties the game. Brilliant.

JOSH HAMILTON

is over. All downhill form here, batting .200 the rest of the season … in third place in october and Rehab in December… sad…

But hey!

he hit 28 homers in 1 round of the Home Run Derby!

And won! Apparently...
And JFK is still alive.
Hunter makes that play.

Doesn’t throw him out, but doesn’t throw it away.

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-ou-air.

Obama

good luck for the NL

Uh-oh
McCarver just beging for the inning to end....

to get Obama out of there…

Barack

wanted out of there more!

After listening to Joe Buck for that long, anyone would have wanted out of there.
Shoulda had Greinke start.
Shhhh! Musn't speak of our secret weapon!
This is good though. Halladay's value is dropping.
You guys begging for Halladay

Brandon Wood would have had a better inning than that!

absolutely NOT for if they want Wood
+ 1

i see your on the Wood side of the line…good to hear.

He would have K'ed the side in order

Then proceed to hit a grand slam with the bases empty.

5 run homer, dude

the greatest play in baseball

Oh yes, true.

Not to mention the elusive 7-run dinger. As its name implies it requires great luck, with a good mix of skill.

This is an All-Star game

Not a commit-every-error-you-can game.

Send the memo to J Ham

Because he’s not getting it.

...This makes no sense, why use Franklin now.
Tim Timmons is a freak!!! look at that photo!
Halladay sucks
Tim Timmons is crazy eyed!!!!

LF ump is possessed

Pujols making a better play.
The "Z" key is not working for me today.

Thank you SBN.

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I saw somebody post how awesome their technology is today.
No it works in the Chat.

Doesnt work to Take the yellow of new posts. So i got all of it out.

Did anyone notice Jeter's AB was cut by an ad?

And that Pujols redeemed himself (for now)?

That's FOX quality folks.
ok Tex - you think you're so good - hit one out
but make it fair
So that's where Lindsay Lohan's.......

nevermind

I regret watching even one swing of that tool tonight.
way to go, Tex

douchebag

FOX

Billion dollar broadcast can’t get a friggin mike to work – than Joe Buck laments that they can’t tell Ryan Franklin’s story – and then they blab away his “story” until we are numb with boredom…

did Joe Buck just call Tex "Prince Fielder"?
NO... he was pullign Physioc

talking about plays form an entirely different inning than the one we are watching.

Different Year. Different Galaxy.
Different Universe.
Yeah.

Cant you tell.

Hit by Prince Fielder...

what?

So now the conclusion has to be that Pujols just wanted to make Lincecum look bad.
If the NL wins tonight, the following things will happen:

1) A whale will crash
2) A pot of petunias will materialize
3) Pigs will fly
4) Frogs will rain out of the sky
5) We will meet aliens
6) Josh Hamilton will change genders

as a woman...will Hamilton still hit 40 out a year?
No, her once-a-month would get in the way.
and 7) GA will do a diving catch
Please bring Physioc

at least he knows who is at bat…

No, he gets the wrong person, at the wrong pitch, inning, game, season, baseball league, country, world, galaxy, universe and then some.
Mark Buherle? (sp?)

I remember that guy…

Why do I have a bad feeling that Figgy isnt going to get in the game...
Because he's an ANGEL.

I know, I’m angry too.

He has to go into Second.

There is only one.

i bet he plays defense but doesnt bat....

we’ll see though…

I was thinkin' he might pinch run at some point.
Heck, Fuentes isn't even gonna get in.
Were there pregame picks today?

or did i miss them?

Why would we play pregame picks

On a game that is basically a showcase of the Sux and Skanks?

good point...

jw

Haren's pitching

Better luck next inning.

dan haren and Halladay would look great in Angel Red
Dan Haren about to make Hamilton look foolish

in 5-4-3-2-1

i'd take Haren

younger, cheaper and almost as good

2.01 Era.

2.98 Era.

Guess who;s who?
Haren's is lower
Haren is 2.01!

\

Haren doesnt pitch against the Yankees and Boston and Tampa either.......

he gets the padres and giants and rockies

and signed for longer
If I can get Haren over Halladay

Yes.

ya but apparently the D-Backs aren't all that interested

they seem to think they will be competing soon

They gave up so much for him.

They want to keep him for a little.

Wow, Yadier even catchin' the rebound.
Yadier is a defensive monster

Not so at the plate.

Biggest hit so far this game. ^_^
They need a pinch runner for Young

aka Figgy

Im actually rooting for aaron hill
Figgy would've stolen 2 on that.
I guess Baby Molina's rep precedes him.
shut up mccarver....

ive seen mathis do that more than once.

yeah but Yadier can hit, too
and he doesn't play catch with his CFer half the time
actually after watching the replay...

i didnt realize it was a shitty pitch too….that was pretty impressive.

Buerhle wants a photo with Obama

But couldn’t get one…

Dude, there are HOW many photographers in that room? Or just freaking Tivo the game and take a screenshot of the moment you like.

Or ask Beckett w/ his disposable
Damn. You even had Becketts Disposable.
Disposable(s)

He might have had more in those cheeks of his.

these announcers are squabbling worse than my kids
hey texas

you suck!

Agreed.

Well said.

The fact that 3 Rangers made the ASG

Guarantee the AL a loss tonight.

Let's Go Angels!
by the way this GI Joe movie looks terrible
How so?
State of the art CGI

for 1998

I'm sure it's got a solid story

to match.

Hey, Jurassic Park is still a good movie.
That's why I'm not in front of my tube right now.
G.I. JOE

Cobra Strike force.. what about a kung fu grip

GET MICHAEL YOUNG OUT OF THERE WTF
Nah, they want to keep turd-blossom lovers happy.
Hey - I think it's Figgy time
I swear I saw a cancerous tumor on Raul Ibanez's right cheek just now.
It was a hickey

Joe Buck was down there earlier

Billy mac you mean.
Billy Mac's 23 yr old girlfriend
or the 14-year-old boy

he is seeing on the side

WTF are they talking about?
Philosophical and Stuff
about Maddon
Sigh

This is a boring ASG

lack of Figgy

and the Fuentesaurus

Some Logical conclusions here

Little Leaguers wear dual-flap helmets.
Shane Victorino and Orlando Hudson wear dual-flap helmets

THEREFORE

Shane Victornio and Orlando Hudson are little leaugers.

we need some more little leaguers on our team
Figgins pinch hit.

NOW…OR ELSE!!!!!

Greinke showing who SHOULD have started for the AL.
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