1) It does appear I was…number assignment-challenged (yup, it’s pretty dumb).
2) You seem to have got yourself a bit too. Since 7 & 8, would HAVE to appear on page 2, wouldn’t that make it obvious there’s a page 2???
3) It appears Sarah Palin may be able to count and/or assign numbers better than both of us!
1. Howie Kendricks ball finally drops.
2. Cheeseburger Cheeseburger CheeseBurger CheeseBurger.
3. Throw the ball in the air i DARE you!
4. Thanks for signin me Ninja, I was tired of gettin owned by the Halos.
5. Welcome to the Douche Olympics. The Hurdles.
6. I used to be able to hit in this stadium. Used to.
7. “Cmon just this once make me look good.”
8. “See this shit a-rod? This is all real, you should try it sometime.”
9. " That Angel fan said im good and grabbing balls. I sure am!"
10. “Never should have had that Cheeseburger contest with CC. Wasn’t even close.”
11. “Mulligan”
12. “Almost went to fast, luckly im Desmond. And A-rod for the Last time. Stop crying, your the one stuck with Madonna.”
13. “Damn demons in my bat, get out get out” Tex" Yeah the Demons"
14. "Number 26, this is the sweetest one, I remeber when it was a challenge to strikeout A-rod. Wait… i don’t.
1. Teixiera: But my wife made me! HK: I still don’t like you anymore.
2. [thought balloon] I wonder if In-N-Out makes a Sextuple-Sextuple?
3. Figgy: Joe Maddon is dead to me.
4. [thought balloon] Abreu: Uh-Bray-You. How hard is that?
5. Izzy: I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Yankee: Here is my handle, here is my spout.
6. These little town blues, are melting away. . .
7. Y-M-C-A!
8. Morales: I’m getting a contact high from your roids.
9. [thought balloon] Who’s Joe Maddon?
10. $201,449,189 of pure fail.
11. It’s not my fault I’m overrated.
12. Y-M-C-A!
13 [thought balloon] Is he that fast-actin’ Tinactin guy?
14. Meet me in St. Louis, Louis. . .
Events have made some of the above obsolete, so the following are replacements for the above:
3. Figgy: I hope Evan Longoria got the ring I sent.
9. [thought balloon] Damn! Figgins got Eva Longoria?
13. Call me A-Carb: one-barrel, automatic choke.
Rex the wonder dog says: I’m packing the Yankees’ bong with this!
BTW, I ruined a keyboard splorfing my morning OJ while reading the original line by WIHaloFan a couple of days ago. Woke the kids up too. Good thing Fry’s is close by……memo to self, put down the food & drink while reading comics. Geez, now I sound like Hud!
6: (sniff) I’m going home to listen to that youtube song about me again!
Zoe Necrosis - July 13, 2009
2: [thought baloon] Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow…
Zoe Necrosis - July 13, 2009
12: “Keep on with the force, don’t stop! Don’t stop till you get enough!”
Zoe Necrosis - July 13, 2009
9: Look! I’m doing it! I’m doing it!
10: I wish he would stop playing Jedi.
Zoe Necrosis - July 13, 2009
Panther!
red floyd - July 13, 2009
#14: YEAH! We're all getting laid!
halofan4life - July 13, 2009
+1
princeton11loveshalos - July 15, 2009
Title: " SWEEPING THE YANKEES"
sothball - July 13, 2009
There is a second page there sothball...
Or are you pulling a Palin on us?
44FAN - July 13, 2009
OK. You got me!
1) It does appear I was…number assignment-challenged (yup, it’s pretty dumb).
2) You seem to have got yourself a bit too. Since 7 & 8, would HAVE to appear on page 2, wouldn’t that make it obvious there’s a page 2???
3) It appears Sarah Palin may be able to count and/or assign numbers better than both of us!
sothball - July 14, 2009
#2: “Did I leave the iron on?”
#10: (sniff sniff) “Man, I gotta remember to wash after shaking hands with Moises Alou.”
Fan Since 1981 - July 13, 2009
#6
“No matter where I go, she’s still on top…..”
vlad IS my man - July 13, 2009
#9
" Madonna’s balls are bigger than these ones!"
vlad IS my man - July 13, 2009
#13
" Now I know how GMJ feels…."
vlad IS my man - July 13, 2009
#2
" Does Hometown Buffet close at 8:30 or 9?"
vlad IS my man - July 13, 2009
and finally #1
away Mathis thought bubble : " Oh boy, not again! So NOT getting laid tonight!!!"
vlad IS my man - July 13, 2009
#2: "Hmmmm ....... gastric bypass, eh?"
PieceOfAase - July 13, 2009
#7 -- You.. belong in the zoo!
(optional — finish with “The San Diego Zoo”)
red floyd - July 13, 2009
Correction/Addendum
Should be coming from a (not visible) fan in the stands….
“Hey Hinske! You belong in a zoo, the San Diego Zoo!”
(Anyone else remember that commercial?)
red floyd - July 13, 2009
#9 - Not once will my fingers leave my hand!
red floyd - July 13, 2009
#14 - RAWR!!!
red floyd - July 13, 2009
#12 - Take that, Joe Maddon!
red floyd - July 13, 2009
"NY Poop Patrol"
ladybug - July 13, 2009
#13
Figgy – Do the hustle!
Jeter(?) – Disco is so dead.
red floyd - July 13, 2009
That was supposed to be frame #3, not #13.
red floyd - July 13, 2009
Frame Seven
Hey, I prefer to DOT my “i” instead…
Rev Halofan - July 13, 2009
"No Shit, We Swept the Yanks!"
1. Look out Howie, a big old U-Haul box truck is about to crash in to second base!
2. “Next time I’m going to bring my A game.”
3. A-Rod, “I need to adjust my jock before you take off for home plate.”
Figgins, “Just get Figgy with it.”
4. Abreu, “Born Again is going from being a Yankee to becoming an Angel.”
5. “Trying to block my throw to first is futile, the force is with me.”
6. “My wife, Leigh, said getting booed in Anaheim would make me stronger. That bitch!”
7. “I can just hear them saying, Torii would have had that!”
8. Morales, “I made the fans forget all about Mark T. and brought Acuda a whole new
level of cred.”
9. “Man, if only I could catch a fly ball with my bare hands like Jorge.”
10. “I wish I was young enough to attract some of the cougars prancing around here.”
11. “I’m good at golf too.”
12. “This is how I stretch a double in to a triple.”
13. “I am going straight to a massage parlor in Buena Park and sulk.”
14. “I wish I was’nt too embarrassed to point and kiss the sky after recording an easy
save.”
The End.
44FAN - July 13, 2009
5.(b) "I soar, you sore."
44FAN - July 13, 2009
Here i Go all 13.
1. Howie Kendricks ball finally drops.
2. Cheeseburger Cheeseburger CheeseBurger CheeseBurger.
3. Throw the ball in the air i DARE you!
4. Thanks for signin me Ninja, I was tired of gettin owned by the Halos.
5. Welcome to the Douche Olympics. The Hurdles.
6. I used to be able to hit in this stadium. Used to.
7. “Cmon just this once make me look good.”
8. “See this shit a-rod? This is all real, you should try it sometime.”
9. " That Angel fan said im good and grabbing balls. I sure am!"
10. “Never should have had that Cheeseburger contest with CC. Wasn’t even close.”
11. “Mulligan”
12. “Almost went to fast, luckly im Desmond. And A-rod for the Last time. Stop crying, your the one stuck with Madonna.”
13. “Damn demons in my bat, get out get out” Tex" Yeah the Demons"
14. "Number 26, this is the sweetest one, I remeber when it was a challenge to strikeout A-rod. Wait… i don’t.
Go Halos.
WillGoAngels27 - July 13, 2009
Submitted
1. Teixiera: But my wife made me! HK: I still don’t like you anymore.
2. [thought balloon] I wonder if In-N-Out makes a Sextuple-Sextuple?
3. Figgy: Joe Maddon is dead to me.
4. [thought balloon] Abreu: Uh-Bray-You. How hard is that?
5. Izzy: I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Yankee: Here is my handle, here is my spout.
6. These little town blues, are melting away. . .
7. Y-M-C-A!
8. Morales: I’m getting a contact high from your roids.
9. [thought balloon] Who’s Joe Maddon?
10. $201,449,189 of pure fail.
11. It’s not my fault I’m overrated.
12. Y-M-C-A!
13 [thought balloon] Is he that fast-actin’ Tinactin guy?
14. Meet me in St. Louis, Louis. . .
rspencer - July 13, 2009
Rewrite!
Events have made some of the above obsolete, so the following are replacements for the above:
3. Figgy: I hope Evan Longoria got the ring I sent.
9. [thought balloon] Damn! Figgins got Eva Longoria?
13. Call me A-Carb: one-barrel, automatic choke.
rspencer - July 14, 2009
#2
But I signed in NY to have a better chance to win.
hauldog - July 13, 2009
Two of them.
Kartane - July 13, 2009
2.
I wonder if that dog’s swept up any cheeseburger burger patties……mmmmmm…….cheeseburgers….
Figgi4life - July 13, 2009
7.
Totii hunter he’s the one! He catches this ball and makes it look fun!
Figgi4life - July 13, 2009
I loved Tootie from Facts of Life.
Downing Rules - July 14, 2009
8.
(Kendry talking) Yup A-Rod, some non-All-Stars are better than others.
Figgi4life - July 13, 2009
EDIT:
Some non-All-Star thirbasemen are better than others.
Figgi4life - July 13, 2009
5.
(Tex) Man, if Speirer can strike me out, who can I get a hit off of?
(Sosh) Look away don’t laugh look away don’t laugh.
Figgi4life - July 13, 2009
EDIT:
Number 6
Figgi4life - July 13, 2009
4.
(Abreu) Man! I can’t believe I used to play on that crappy team!
(Sosh) They might be better than that…….BUT WHO CARES? Break out the brooms, boys!
Figgi4life - July 13, 2009
11.
I still can’t make up for that pop-up fail
Figgi4life - July 13, 2009
14.
If I could figure out how to be in the same division as both the Yankees and the NL west…I’d be in (Halos) Heaven.
Figgi4life - July 13, 2009
Title Frame:
Rex the wonder dog says: I’m packing the Yankees’ bong with this!
BTW, I ruined a keyboard splorfing my morning OJ while reading the original line by WIHaloFan a couple of days ago. Woke the kids up too. Good thing Fry’s is close by……memo to self, put down the food & drink while reading comics. Geez, now I sound like Hud!
hbhalofan - July 13, 2009
# 9
We’re losing, but, hey, ESPN, check this out!
Halo Hurricane - July 14, 2009
# 11
Now that ESPN has lost interest, I think I’ll just sweep this at bat under the rug.
Halo Hurricane - July 14, 2009
# 2
This wasn’t in my contract!
Halo Hurricane - July 14, 2009
11
If I start digging now, I can bury myself in a few minutes.
Downing Rules - July 14, 2009
Love it Wihalofan.
WillGoAngels27 - July 15, 2009
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