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6: (sniff) I’m going home to listen to that youtube song about me again!

2: [thought baloon] Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow…

12: “Keep on with the force, don’t stop! Don’t stop till you get enough!”

9: Look! I’m doing it! I’m doing it!
10: I wish he would stop playing Jedi.

Title: " SWEEPING THE YANKEES"
  1. - “4-1…pfffft! These guys are more irritating than this toothache.”
  2. - “They get the big money, we get the big victories…guess I made the right choice.”
  3. - “Angels in the outfield? Ha! Watch this…”
  4. - “Damn! Goosestepping didn’t help Maybe I should try A-Rod’s massage therapy”.
  5. - “Why can’t I hit this thing when it matters?”
  6. - I Love Madonna…who wrote that? Erase than crap right now!"
  7. - “I am so not getting laid…”
  8. - (Can’t improve on what halofan4life wrote above).
There is a second page there sothball...

Or are you pulling a Palin on us?

OK. You got me!

1) It does appear I was…number assignment-challenged (yup, it’s pretty dumb).
2) You seem to have got yourself a bit too. Since 7 & 8, would HAVE to appear on page 2, wouldn’t that make it obvious there’s a page 2???
3) It appears Sarah Palin may be able to count and/or assign numbers better than both of us!

#2: “Did I leave the iron on?”

#10: (sniff sniff) “Man, I gotta remember to wash after shaking hands with Moises Alou.”

#6

“No matter where I go, she’s still on top…..”

#9

" Madonna’s balls are bigger than these ones!"

#13

" Now I know how GMJ feels…."

#2

" Does Hometown Buffet close at 8:30 or 9?"

and finally #1

away Mathis thought bubble : " Oh boy, not again! So NOT getting laid tonight!!!"

#2: "Hmmmm ....... gastric bypass, eh?"
#7 -- You.. belong in the zoo!

(optional — finish with “The San Diego Zoo”)

Correction/Addendum

Should be coming from a (not visible) fan in the stands….

“Hey Hinske! You belong in a zoo, the San Diego Zoo!”

(Anyone else remember that commercial?)

#9 - Not once will my fingers leave my hand!
#14 - RAWR!!!
#12 - Take that, Joe Maddon!
"NY Poop Patrol"
  1. Phyzz voiceover “and look at that terrific catch…..what a perfect slide”
  2. “I wonder if I can sneak outta here & get to Howard’s before they close”
  3. “I am the levitation KING”
  4. - “how does Torii do this?”
  5. “and then a step to the right…”
  6. “I’m going to Disneyland!!”
#13

Figgy – Do the hustle!
Jeter(?) – Disco is so dead.

That was supposed to be frame #3, not #13.
Frame Seven

Hey, I prefer to DOT my “i” instead…

"No Shit, We Swept the Yanks!"

1. Look out Howie, a big old U-Haul box truck is about to crash in to second base!

2. “Next time I’m going to bring my A game.”

3. A-Rod, “I need to adjust my jock before you take off for home plate.”
     Figgins, “Just get Figgy with it.”

4. Abreu, “Born Again is going from being a Yankee to becoming an Angel.”

5. “Trying to block my throw to first is futile, the force is with me.”

6. “My wife, Leigh, said getting booed in Anaheim would make me stronger. That bitch!”

7. “I can just hear them saying, Torii would have had that!”

8. Morales, “I made the fans forget all about Mark T. and brought Acuda a whole new
      level of cred.”

9. “Man, if only I could catch a fly ball with my bare hands like Jorge.”

10. “I wish I was young enough to attract some of the cougars prancing around here.”

11. “I’m good at golf too.”

12. “This is how I stretch a double in to a triple.”

13. “I am going straight to a massage parlor in Buena Park and sulk.”

14. “I wish I was’nt too embarrassed to point and kiss the sky after recording an easy
        save.”

The End.

5.(b) "I soar, you sore."
Here i Go all 13.

1. Howie Kendricks ball finally drops.
2. Cheeseburger Cheeseburger CheeseBurger CheeseBurger.
3. Throw the ball in the air i DARE you!
4. Thanks for signin me Ninja, I was tired of gettin owned by the Halos.
5. Welcome to the Douche Olympics. The Hurdles.
6. I used to be able to hit in this stadium. Used to.
7. “Cmon just this once make me look good.”
8. “See this shit a-rod? This is all real, you should try it sometime.”
9. " That Angel fan said im good and grabbing balls. I sure am!"
10. “Never should have had that Cheeseburger contest with CC. Wasn’t even close.”
11. “Mulligan”
12. “Almost went to fast, luckly im Desmond. And A-rod for the Last time. Stop crying, your the one stuck with Madonna.”
13. “Damn demons in my bat, get out get out” Tex" Yeah the Demons"
14. "Number 26, this is the sweetest one, I remeber when it was a challenge to strikeout A-rod. Wait… i don’t.

Go Halos.

Submitted

1. Teixiera: But my wife made me! HK: I still don’t like you anymore.
2. [thought balloon] I wonder if In-N-Out makes a Sextuple-Sextuple?
3. Figgy: Joe Maddon is dead to me.
4. [thought balloon] Abreu: Uh-Bray-You. How hard is that?
5. Izzy: I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Yankee: Here is my handle, here is my spout.
6. These little town blues, are melting away. . .
7. Y-M-C-A!
8. Morales: I’m getting a contact high from your roids.
9. [thought balloon] Who’s Joe Maddon?
10. $201,449,189 of pure fail.
11. It’s not my fault I’m overrated.
12. Y-M-C-A!
13 [thought balloon] Is he that fast-actin’ Tinactin guy?
14. Meet me in St. Louis, Louis. . .

Rewrite!

Events have made some of the above obsolete, so the following are replacements for the above:

3. Figgy: I hope Evan Longoria got the ring I sent.
9. [thought balloon] Damn! Figgins got Eva Longoria?
13. Call me A-Carb: one-barrel, automatic choke.

#2

But I signed in NY to have a better chance to win.

Two of them.
  1. My wife told me to stikeout.
  2. But..But Kate Hudson all sweaty, I had to look, I couldn’t help myself!
2.

I wonder if that dog’s swept up any cheeseburger burger patties……mmmmmm…….cheeseburgers….

7.

Totii hunter he’s the one! He catches this ball and makes it look fun!

I loved Tootie from Facts of Life.

8.

(Kendry talking) Yup A-Rod, some non-All-Stars are better than others.

EDIT:

Some non-All-Star thirbasemen are better than others.

5.

(Tex) Man, if Speirer can strike me out, who can I get a hit off of?
(Sosh) Look away don’t laugh look away don’t laugh.

EDIT:

Number 6

4.

(Abreu) Man! I can’t believe I used to play on that crappy team!
(Sosh) They might be better than that…….BUT WHO CARES? Break out the brooms, boys!

11.

I still can’t make up for that pop-up fail

14.

If I could figure out how to be in the same division as both the Yankees and the NL west…I’d be in (Halos) Heaven.

Title Frame:

Rex the wonder dog says: I’m packing the Yankees’ bong with this!

BTW, I ruined a keyboard splorfing my morning OJ while reading the original line by WIHaloFan a couple of days ago. Woke the kids up too. Good thing Fry’s is close by……memo to self, put down the food & drink while reading comics. Geez, now I sound like Hud!

# 9

We’re losing, but, hey, ESPN, check this out!

# 11

Now that ESPN has lost interest, I think I’ll just sweep this at bat under the rug.

# 2

This wasn’t in my contract!

11

If I start digging now, I can bury myself in a few minutes.

Love it Wihalofan.

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