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now oliver comes in

makes so much sense

let's go Olly!
either that last thread was getting really slow

or my computer was flippin out

Speier

Should have never been in there!! Olly should have come in to start the inning against those lefties!!! Way to go Sosh!!

I have to agree with some others. Not sure why Oliver was sitting when the inning started.
he is

gassed

Ah.

Well, that would be a good reason.

Double play please!!!!
Matthews: weak.

Double clutch, and a noodle of an arm.

I think he has an OK arm

but it’s hard to fight the sun and still try to get some forward momentum for a throw home

was that a matthews deke

to try and get the runner to leave early?

Needs more DP.
I sense

good things. Maybe.

A toast to Ollie from London!
great pitch!

one more and then get the next guy!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wtf!!!!

oh c'monnnnn
That was strike three
Oh well

The next pitch turned into two outs. :-)

DP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!

Look what I found!

DO

I love you.

luck

this time we had it.

and

 I will take it!

Helllllllll yeah!

DP toast to Ollie works again!

OLIVER

finds it in his glove, NASTY!

HELL YEAH!!!!!!
the crowd goes wild!!!!
WINNER

best use of a cliche in a game thread.

gameday says that pitch was on the border, so likely a strike, but essentailly a judgement call

but NICE PLAY OLLIE!

exactly how scioscia drew it up
i think fuentes might need more than 1 run

especially with this umpire

Whoo!

Back to work offense!

Oliver: FUCKING SUPERHERO.

I’m using my one for you, DO.

1500 tubes socks... FOR 11 Bucks!!!
Someone's

getting fiber!

HAHAHA I laugh every time at the Commercial
Swisher should pitch

But then we’d never get an insurance run

hah

isn’t he still the top pitcher in the yankees lineup with an 0.00 era?

You know who has the best ERA for the Angels this year?

#34

Perfect.

Who's coming up this inning?
38 and he's great lol hud
Wood the Savior

willed that into Ollie’s glove from the dugout.

Knaw man that was all N.A.
Fuentes warming.

Let’s sit him back down like we did yesterday.

Napoli NOT getting laid tonight
I'd still do him
he will still get his on the break reguardless.
need some of that HGH now!!
hello all
It's a drinking thread tonight

All good things for the Angels have happened after rally toasts

sounds good to me

I just woke up from a nap

Summer Naps are the best.
maybe on a Jeff Mattress?
Get ready for a Fuentesaurus shut-em down drinky toast then
no matter what happens in this game

i’m still drinking

1 more run at least

for points purposes.

Jeter, Tex, Arod in the top 9th
besides the two runs Speir gave up. this is even worse for us.

having to go through the heart of the order.

thanks Justin.
especially considering Teixeira is so due for a big hit .
Let him get it in StL
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LOL

never gets old

Howie seems more patient since coming back.
Two-out run ... no problem

Blow Acuda, blow!

everytime someone is on fizz whats to know if he is going to steal
well there were two pickoff attempts so it has to be on hughes's mind as well
I got a fever...
i neeed some more Kowbell
More Kowbell!

Ding! Ding!

Blue's zone is a bit wacky today

changes every batter, shit every pitch.

Helen keller would be proud at these calls
I can't wait to see the Brialle K-Zone
wtf?

this unmpire can gtfo

haha, came here to say that
Scoring Position for free!

Woo!

Thanks for the free base.
Kotchman would have had that
Hughes forgetting that Kendrick's not the batter anymore and keep throwing to him...
Juan in for Reggie?

I’d like that.

i want juan healthy

I miss juancho

OK, admittedly the IBB makes sense here.
Make them pay Willits
SEA-4 TEX-3

figure it hasnt been said enough yet

What's the difference between this ump and Hellen Keller?

helen keller didn’t suck ass

Make that SEA 5 TEX 3
Most Excellent.

Rally time x2

Most excellent Reggie Willits study every pitch in this match from opposing pitcher
Reggie!

let’s do this.

Walk Reggie!

Mathis Grand Salami!

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy...........
Lose Yourself in the moment REGGIE!!
lyrics to a queen song?
wow that was crazy close!
damn that was barely a ball
Good eye Reggie
Both called strikes could easily have been balls.
two of those balls

could have been called strikes

2-2
Crud.

Got it to 3-2 though.

c'mon Fuentasaurus Rex
Good bye Reggie
bring in the All-Star..
I'm willing to give Fuentes POTG here.

If he gets out of this 123.

What about Big John .
That's if Fuentes loads the bases first and sqeaks by.

We NEED a really good performance from our All Star right here.

what about oliver?
Fuentes gets my vote.

DO gets my love.

If not for stupid Speier then it would be Big John all the way
Fck. Time for the Fuentesaurus toast.

I’m going to the bar.

RAWRARWARRAWRRAWRRAWR
chomp chomp chomp
NOM NOM OM NOM NOMNOMNOMONNOMNOMOMNMNONMOM
Here comes the Fuentesaurus!

rawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawr
rawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawrrawr

funny thing about fuentes..he's like the boyfriend of your mom, if she's single

I’m trying to like him, but it’s hard and a little awkward

He’s a champ but he hasn’t earned his halo from me yet. I guess that’s normal for journeymen though.

He's grown on me. The Fuentesaurus bit has helped.
is fuentasaurus coming in?

how many days in-a-row can he pitch?

He better have a rubber percival arm

didn't pitch yesterday
let's go Brian!!
finally we get jeter out haha
quick 1 down
checking in.......

just in time

you've missed a great game thus far
1 down! Fuentesaurus!
well hello there

They call me the Bri-man. Im the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself… do I have a nickname for my penis? The answer is yes. Its called the octogon. I also nicknamed my testies too. The one on the right is James Westfall and the one on the left is Dr.Kenneth Noisewater. If you ladies play your cards right you might get to meet the whole gang.

lady in the red hat
60% of the time, it works all the time.
that doesn't make any sense
Cmon Lou Diamond Phillips
come on fuentes!!!
Honey of a pitch
I loved the sign - I don't like you anymore
DOS!
GMJ with the catch.
Routine catch, or did GMJ actually make a good play?
routine catch

that he made look difficult

DOWN YA GOOOO 2 down
two down!
is that 0-4 AGAIN for Tex?
Save the hits for the All Star Game

So we get HFA

2 down!

RAWWWWWWWWRRRRR!

RAWR!

he’s a dinosaur!

woohoooo

one more

no fizz not a gapper a simple pop fly
"He Hits it Well!"..... out
arod, just drop a bunt and be done with it. all star break time
Get the fuck off the mound Butcher
FIZZ

“HITS THAT ONE WELL!!!!”

into shallow center field… oops

my dad just told me

“man this announcer is dumb, it a pop up”

"Hit that one well!"

Phyz had me on that one for a second, thought it might be leaving.

Hey Mark

Fuck you.

finish it off baby!
Bri-Guy vs A-Roids

Could it get much better?

C’mon, ’saurus.

FINISH HIM

JOHN KREED

Bown-bown-booooown...
Nice pitch!

RAWR! Toast! Drink!

fuentes goofy sticking out ears power!
i need to stop having jim beam for b-fast
get him, Fuentesaurus!
RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!

Light Up That Halo. Just Another Halo Victory!!!

On to the All Star Break in First Place baby!

I’d like to thank John Lackey, Darren Oliver, Brian Fuentes, Brandon Wood, and CC-Can’t Hold A Leadbathia for a great end of the “first half”!

Sneaky sweet!

The Sweep.

STRUCK HIM OUT!!!

light up that BROOM!

DONE

light it up!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!
LIGHT UP THE SWEEP!
LIGHT THAT HALO UP!!!
light up that hAlo!!!!
WHOOOOO LIGHT UP THE SWEEP
correction

*light up the broom!

light it up, Frankie who?
LIGHT UP THE HALO!!!!!!!

JUST ANOTHER HALO VICTORY

Nails!

Light that thing!

Light it up! Beautiful!
CHOMP!

26 baby! Light up those Brooms!!

bustin out the broomage........

do work son

3 straight comeback victories!
We cant keep coming back playing with fire though.
tex and arod 1/10

9 lob

i luv it

Halo's Broomage baby!

LITE THAT BAD BOY UP!!!!

Light it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All star Break time!!!!!!!!

Hey A-Rod

Thanks for contributing in our sweep.

WHUCK-TSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the sound of a cracking whip means SWEEP!)
Broom 'em

We drink the Yankees’ milkshakes! We drink ’em up!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets not get carried away now you just never know
Oh shut your piehole, and let people celebrate.
im all for celebrating but im just cautious because I know that regular season arrogance just ends up biting us in the ass

ie.Red Sox

Then save your superstition for the BoSox.

Because we have a thing on the Yanks.

1-2-3 against the guts of the order...

K-who?

Light it baby! That was sweet
this was a GREAT way

to go into the all star break. who knew THIS lineup would play this well. awesome.

Wow

the yankees tripped over the weak AL west, there’s always the second half of the season for those guys

I WISH!!!

the ASG wasnt this week.. We are playing so good, I want to keep this going!!!

vlad? hula dula?

who needs ’em.

haha

WOW, what a weekend!!!

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