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Here we come... right!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

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Phurst and Phoremost
..and the Angels are out in the 6th...
i don't know how much rally the angels have in them tonight

their confidence looks pretty shot

they do look tired don't they?
rally cocktail time

beer here….Hop Ottin IPA….get it going Angels

Chardonnay here...

…still searching for that elusive feminine side…

love the tast but it gives me a headache
oh...I thought you were getting in touch with your masculine side (burp)...
Anderson Valley Brewing. I love that Beer.

   I was just at the brewery a couple weeks ago. They have a 18 hole disc golf course too.

were you at the festival/camping thing?
King Sunny Ade was there. That was great.
Feldman should be out after that inning

Let’s mess up their bullpen.

aybar will get is started
wow

this umpire is garbage. it’s 8-3, time to start calling the black both ways numbnuts

sheesh….what a game…

yeah...turn the page...
You can't win 'em all

But this game is quite depressing

That was awesome!
Air mail pitch??
I don't think Chopper will be staying much longer.
Rich is having a bullpen flashback to April
Good time to have it

when it’s already 7-3 coming in

Yay rally...

Woo

ROFLMAO...

I just posted a k3yerout in the SLC thread…mucho bored

SLC?

Huh?

yeah the one by oppiejeanne in fanposts

:( dork

Uhhh

That’s a tad bit odd

C'mon now, head in the game lol
wonder if rich can throw 60 pitches tonight
Hey look...another K3yerout
Hey guys! Game started yet?

Oh. . .NOOOOOO!

Chopper was pretty good
He got out of his own trouble. Happy for that.
Was he?

Or was Saunders just setting pitches up on tees for Ranger hitters.

I'm gonna need all

3 rally monkeys for this one…

Alright guys

Rally time.

Let's Go Aybar ! (chu chu chuchcuchcu!)
It can be done!
I hate Hokey Joe now...

Frustrates me with so much inconsistency.

Take him out of the rotation! Give Matt Palmer his spot, move Ervin back in, done!

Although he might not be the only guy to blame.

Problem is

Matt has consistently kinda gotten less good. Hokey Joe seems to have a mental block where Arlington is concerned.

But Matt has a rather consistent winning record this season.
Winning record is pretty meaningless.
Absolutely!

But don’t you think Joe is still a greater asset to have in the rotation, generally speaking?

Yes, because of his ML experience and overall record.
Agreed

Clover_Black says what I meant below.

I am still upset.

Hokey Joe just gave Texas fans something to gloat about. Humph.

I might be stark raving mad, but I promise you guys, I will not put a “I HATE THE RANGERS NOW” fanpost afterwards…

no reason to hate them...they played a better game
Yeah, that's why I won't be posting a hate thread.

I’m just upset with the Colonel right now. >:(

NO!

They put something in Joe’s cornflakes Cheaters!!

Palmer gets by with run support.

Joe is an All Star who sucks in texass.

There's O'Day
O'Day is replacing Palmer, or so I hear

at least for the next start (assuming Santana returns).

huh?
Oh, we're getting O'Day off waivers?

I see, I see. :P

huh?
Sorry about the brain malfunction

the gas from the oven has started to take effect. I was thinking of S o’S.

C'mon Figgy

Time to break yourself outta this slump

saunders has given up 18 homers this year
figgy not a good right handed hitter this season
Let's go ABREAU!
funny
Sorry

Couldn’t help myself.

Did yur Grammer make you do it?
Rodriguez SUCKS!

  Can we send him down yet? Is he Arte’s cousin’s wife’s ,brother’s son or something?

Rafael has got NOTHING

Bring up Bell, or Reckling or anyone else.

let Figgy pitch
Turn on the oven, honey

but don’t light it.

that's the way I ALWAYS cook
So many layers of potential meaning there. . .
What the heck is that?

It’s 88 mph, it’s up, and I can’t tell if it’s a lousy fastball, or a god awful change

is there no one else who can pitch out of the pen
Opponents are only hitting .395 against you say.

  All right, I’ll be more patient.

Elvis Andrus

is a pretty sweet name.

Well if we are going to lose, I hope Kinsler hits another Jack for my Fantasy Team
I hope he strikes out 3 times
not if he was on your fantasy team
a good argument against fantasy teams, that
that's why i stopped doing the pregame guesses.
Way to own the plate, vlad.
O'Day lookin like a STUD

I still hate the front office for not getting him back!!!!

Hope he continues this success throughout his career……26 games 1.50 ERA…..oh but he aint good enough to be in our bullpen right?!?!?!?

I still don't understand quite how that happened

Did the rules change? I thought a Rule 5 guy had to be offered back to the original team first, not clear waivers first.

He WAS offered back and the STUPID front office didnt want him!
I think cuz Rodriguez, Thompson, and Davidson are so bad ass

Dont wanna lose any of them!

You're kidding!

Then either Terry was confused or his explanation was a load of crap earlier this year.

They didnt want to admit they made a mistake with the kid.....

or how I called him…..O’Day, All’Day, Every’Day!

Rule 5 guys can't be sent down

they can be DFA’d adn picked up elsewhere as long as they are not sent down. To send them down they have to be offered back and then if the parent club says no, then they can be demoted.

And BTW

I got O’Day and O’Sullivan mixed up a while back, if that wasn’t apparent.

I'll have whatever you are drinking.
I don't know what it is

I found it in the garage. It looks kinda pretty and fluorescent, but it tastes funny.

you know it's lazy when Vlad steals
What's Lazy
Rangers letting Vlad steal

it’s a lazy game for them

Roll Call!

And I show up just in time to witness the back end of a train wreck.

or in time for

THE ULTIMATE RALLY…..

err.

Oh.....sign me up to watch this one!!!!
The Q is in.

is there any doubt of an angels comeback?

This just keeps getting better!
you missed my Grande Stirrups Slam earlier...it WAS a good one
Previous game thread?
yup

it wasn’t really that big of one…I cracked myself up on it though

it's about 1/4 to 1/5 down from the top
Found it. Ok...here goes (look for incoming, below)
I've got a new award

The SIGH Young award for most aggravating pitching

Oh the + side......and to rub it in even more.....O'Day just dropped his ERA to 1.30

with his 0.2 innings and 2K’s.

How about we Trade for him? That would be FUNNY since we should have had him for Free!

everyone get your rally caps on
Lead of hit.....check
1st hit since the second inning

wow

are you serious?

that’s friggin pathetic

seriously?

dang….

MICHAEL NAPOLI......bust it outta there!!!
Ok. Time to whip out some cosmology on everyone's ass...

With a son working on his PhD in astro-physics, I know some shit.

Current extrapolations of string theory suggest that reality is a multi-verse, with parallel existences occuring all around us. So th choice before you is this: are we gonna lay claim to that one possible universe where the Halos make the incredible comeback, or are we gonna let that version slip into the hands of some parallel gaggle of other Halo fans??

Huh? What’s it gonna be???

I need some tequila to understand that one
yo quere tequila-belle!
If I have a Delorian, and I go 88 mph.....
it's not the delorian

it’s the flux capacitor

And 1.2 gigawatts of electricity.
Can you say that like Christopher Lloyd?
"Great Scott!!!!"
you two were separated at birth and don't realize it yet
pffft. Time for another glass of wine...

…that’s my alternate universe.

Is this your response to ’Bug’s comment on your plethora of useless knowledge?

I was hoping

for a dissertation on Sandra Dee being Gidget then followed by Sally Field

I wasn't around back then. I missed my moment.
too bad so sad

I’m sure you’ll make it up at some point

Wow

You must have some interesting dinner-table conversations.

someone gets a hit and someone gets hit

rally!

Rally cap........CHECK

Leadoff Hit……..CHECK
Next batter gets on………CHECK

Rally Initiated

what's up with the pants Nap is wearing?
just the short ones

he’s got nice legs…..

they hurt my Nappy....gonna go postal on their asses now
I'd be in line right behind you.
boston about to blow a 9 run lead

lol

So, Rangers, the bar has been set! You guys think you are os good as the BoSux??
ouch right on the knee cap
cmon headache

work a hbp or error

FUCK YOU Wilson for hitting Mike Napoli in the knee!
woooooooooo aybar

saved from salt lake for another month

alternate universe here i come!
I hope Wilson blows this
Rally Cap.....CHECK

Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK

I swear, if they blow this chance

I’m going through and spamming all their Facebook accounts

Hell hath no fury. . .!
Well...get ready to type some more...
thank gawd for cut and paste
Figgy

battling’

gosh darn it
whoa

thats what i said lol

cupie played bass (is that what you play???) to it
Figgy is in a slump
Figgy....you man whore....
Rally Cap.....CHECK

Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK
Let them think they can still get us out………CHECK

Q and SRod can be heroes
that's an oxymoron
Laughing so hard I'm crying - because it's so true
Which is oxy and which is moron?
8 ball says not sure
Anyone ever try that Chase hangover crap????
Nah.

Looks like horeshit.

about what my thoughts are
Hey! Chance for a turdblossom!
lol at the red sox

BLOW A 10-1 lead lol

Rally Cap.....CHECK

Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK
Let them think they can still get us out………CHECK
Clutch hit by an HGH………….CHECK

wahoooooooooooo
GMJ

I SORT OF LIKE YOU

GMJ

I like what you just did…..keep doing it and I’ll like you some more

Sean Rod

do some good buddy

come on S Rod

pleaseeee

Cup Check
cup size gonna be triple A unless he does something
did he get hit

where i think he got hit?? hahah

Hey this isn't like the PCL
What?!? This is the alternate universe where SRod bats over Hunter???
it's the same universe where we give the other team free outs

in the 2nd inning down by 2 runs in an offensive park against an offensive team

please vlad

please

s-rod needs to lay off the breaking ball
Rally Cap.....CHECK

Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK
Let them think they can still get us out………CHECK
Clutch hit by an HGH………….CHECK
Leth them think they can get us out again……..CHECK

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
BOTG Soth

for having Aybar bunt

Alternate universe crash and burn...
what's it called when it self implodes?

is that the nova/supernova?

gnaB giB
OAML
LOL

oh, darn those palindromes

I believe it depends on overall mass...

…it could become a black hole. If…wait a minute…this is a question for Stirrups!

Enron.
Enron run by Madoff
In an alternate universe, it's not a Nova...

…it’s a Pinto.

That's not how it works.

Some place in creation there are Halo fans celebrating right now, anticpating Fuentes in the lower frame. We, here, in this place, are left as losers.

I get it

And in the alternate universe, Vlad doesn’t have facial hair and Q does, right?

The perfect alternate universe does not have a Q.

Unless you are a Star Trek TNG freakazoid.

No, that's an original Trek reference

the episode with BarBara Luna. Can’t remember the name of the ep.
But wouldn’t Q be an impossible anomaly if he had no counterpart in the alternate universe?

I dunno 'bout that. Got's me doubts.
Although physicists would crak some joke about Vlad and Black Holes and

the “”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_hair_theorem" target="new">No Hair Theorem".

Wow. Why didn't that work?

No Hair Theorem.

Whoa

My knowledge of physics ends somewhere between angular momentum and fluid dynamics!

I used to know more. But baseball sucked away most of my tee vee time!
ROFL

love the “EXTENSIONS” area….is there a “HIGHLIGHTS” area for Rivera?

ah vlad is all and slow
that game sucked big timeeeee
Rally Cap.....CHECK

Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK
Let them think they can still get us out………CHECK
Clutch hit by an HGH………….CHECK
Leth them think they can get us out again……..CHECK
Show them some mercy………..CHECK

FAILURE ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!

O'Day for POTG!!!!

Oh wait he plays for the Rangers now……Stupid front Office!

Vlad still can't hit the ball right down the middle
so the winner of the pre-game

is 2 right?

Eh.

Texas is going to fold and Vicente Padilla still looks like a rapist.

live it up texas

cause thats the only one your gonna get…hopefully

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