Final Score in Toronto: Angels 8, Blue Jays 1 ... and it really wasn't even THAT close.
Angels pitcher Jered Weaver has the haircut of a fan of hard rock, but he was not intimidated by the Canadian rockstar Avril Lavigne throwing out the first pitch on the 20th anniversary of the SkyDome. Weaver rocked the anniversary party with a career high 10 strikeouts. Meanwhile, former Angel Killer Casey Janssen could hardly manage his way thru the first inning, surrendering 3 runs on a night the Angels would collect 8 on a lucky 13 hits.
Bobby Abreu hit his 2nd HR of the year and also had a ground rule double that some hockey fans interfered with.
A day after getting 4 runs off of Roy Halladay, the Angels doubled that number against the merely mortal pitching staff. Chone Figgins was 3 for 5, Erick Aybar was 2 for 4 and each scored 2 runs.
FAN: Look, American past time offers us a free souvenir!
FAN 2: Forgive them please, barrister, the Stanley Cup will be in Detroit or Pittsburgh before the week is over and Montreal is bereft of its... how do you say, its club of the beisbol?
FAN 3: America has lost its general motors, soon it will be a colony of the hosers up here, eh? Hummer got bot by the Chinese today.
JEFF MATHIS: You mean my red neck owns a chinese export? Uh oh, hope I lose the poll on Halos Heaven...
Torii Hunter was given the night off, as was Mike Napoli, so loo for some fresh bats tomorrow morning at the ungodly hour of 9:35 AM Pacific time.
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looks like ole Avril is channeling Wakefield......
throwing the knuckler.
norcaliangelsfan - June 3, 2009
canadian women...sigh
teopeht - June 3, 2009
there's no Megan Fox in that " cunt-trie"
vlad IS my man - June 3, 2009
pamela anderson is canadian
teopeht - June 3, 2009
Hear hear
Zoe Necrosis - June 3, 2009
WIN
vlad IS my man - June 3, 2009
Not the most flattering picture of WTY...
sothball - June 3, 2009
but certainly the most bad-ass
Sorbo182 - June 3, 2009
Where's his shopping cart
eyespy - June 4, 2009
Goodness
Avril Lavigne looks like a Banshee or a Succubus.
27up27down - June 3, 2009
I wouldnt kick her outta bed for eating crackers........
norcaliangelsfan - June 3, 2009
What if she was eating your best friends "crackers"?
sothball - June 3, 2009
im not marrying her.......
so I’ll just double bag it…….to go.
norcaliangelsfan - June 3, 2009
unless there was more room on the floor.
Downing Rules - June 3, 2009
44FAN - June 3, 2009
Lavigne
has better décolletage than Weaver.
scareduck - June 3, 2009
low neckline of garment?
vlad IS my man - June 3, 2009
Incredibly well-pitched game.
Congrats to Jered. It’s a shame we don’t have a lineup comprised entirely of Jered Weaver clones.
moosemastr - June 3, 2009
lineup?????
mastermind565 - June 3, 2009
Whoops
moosemastr - June 3, 2009
Rotation is your friend.
Downing Rules - June 3, 2009
Win
Congrats to Weaver for another masterful outing.
27up27down - June 3, 2009
More Avril pics please
Oh, and uh…good game Weavs.
ReggieBullits - June 3, 2009
In english...
…is Avril Lavigne like…April Levine?
It looks like she smeared black mascara from eyebrow to lower eyelid. Is that to be more..uh…mysterious or something like that?
I like the cleavage…
sothball - June 3, 2009
I missed the game due to being at work, but it looks like it was a good one.
I see Vlad hit a double…I’m hoping it looked good, good enough to think his power is still there.
Mayheminthehood - June 3, 2009
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
Weaver is the only option needed on this poll?
Brody - June 3, 2009
Weird Al: Constipated
instead of Complicated. Youtube it … it’s funny.
Downing Rules - June 3, 2009
Good suggestion
The song was funny for the first two verses. The decapitated part was weird….
Brody - June 4, 2009
Avril Lavigne
is almost as good as Justin Speier. Speier could conquer her ass any day since he’s a former U.S. marine.
ttsec - June 3, 2009
Speier is ex-USMC?
The amount of slack he gets from me just shot skyward.
red floyd - June 4, 2009
As Gary Wright would say, we climbed that Dream Weaver train and he got us through the night.
rdf8585 - June 3, 2009
Weaver is Panther
And quite possibly our best pitcher.
On a side note, I just got over a week with the flu. I said “Doc, this is killer, it must be a hybrid novel swine/bird flu, how long do I got?” He said, “It’s just a regular seasonal H1N1.”
I still don’t believe him. Although I am still alive (barely if you ask me).
vladtheimpaler - June 4, 2009
lol sounds like you got a funny doc.
norcaliangelsfan - June 4, 2009
...sounds like YOU got impaled...
sothball - June 4, 2009
Impaled
By a microscopic strand(s) of RNA. I hate those things.
vladtheimpaler - June 5, 2009
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