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Wednesday Hummer Lunch Thread

4:07 PM GAME TONIGHT - Jered Weaver @ Casey Jannsen... one of our players drives this oversized Hummer to work every day. It has Florida plates. It is parked int he players' parking lot at each home game, I finally had to snap a pic. Who's is it? So for the lunch thread, if you made $400K per year, what kind of car would you drive to work?

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Poll
Which Florida-born Angel drives that Hummer?
Figgins
84 votes
Kendrick
56 votes
Mathis
34 votes
Napoli
106 votes
Shields
20 votes
Casey Kotchman left it when he got traded and has been meaning to pick it up, seriously so tell Carpino please not to tow it...
13 votes

313 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

Abreu?

I thought he had the tricked-out Hummer. They all “live” in FLA to avoid state income tax.

Sorry buddy

Living in Florida does not avoid any income tax.

no state taxes though right?
Yes, there is no state tax, but

MLB players are taxed by venue and file income tax returns in every state they play in. If you play for the Marlins or the Rangers than you can avoid the state tax on home games.

If you have significant endorsements than I suppose it would be worthwhile to live in either of those states.

Correct - No personal income tax

Also no tax on “intangible personal property” (stocks, bonds, mutual funds, money market funds, etc.).
Oh, what a high-class problem to have!

Not sure, but that's the most ghetto thing I've ever seen...

I can’t stand when people take something and completely destroy it. I’m an engineer, so the first thing that comes to mind is form over function. Hummers were designed as off-road vehicles. They weren’t designed for Starbuck’s sipping OC yuppies to throw 23" chrome rims and low-profile tires on. These are the people who think driving into the dirt parking lot at their kids lacrosse game constitutes off-roading,

Don't blame OC.

Taking a military combat off-road technology and turning it into a latte-chasing soccer limo was originally The Governator’s idea.

This is an H2...

These are not built for real off-road duty. That is just a Chevy Avalanche in a muscle suit, so no harm done. Of course, it’s still lame.

btw

Humvees aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. They can go anywhere, but they were designed to break. Just one of the perks of winning a bidless and open-ended government contract.

Just my .02 (from 5+ years of experience with them)

Well it's not Joe Saunders', his is silver gray.

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How do you get them to STOP???? They usually just drive on by when I’m there.

Do you have kids???

Most of the second tier players stopped for my boys when we went.

Saunders isnt 2nd tier
This monstrosity has got to be Napoli's

If I made $400k a year? 911 Turbo, boyeee

I refuse to believe that...

It may be true, but I like Napoli. I don’t want to believe he’d drive that piece of crap. I like to think he’d pony up for an H1.

Napoli is totally into crappy rap music

That Hummer is precisely the kind of shit you’d see in a rap video. Thus is my reasoning.

I'd have a '68 Mustang fastback

Not too much to ask for?

Cobra GT 500 KR?

Yes please.

funny

I saw a GT350 in my neighborhood yesterday…

'66 was better

My dad had a ‘66 fastback with the high performance engine. My mom made him sell it when I was about 3. I’m not sure either of us has completely forgiven her for that.

If I had MLB money, I'd get an

’86 Buick Grand National. Stock.

why?
One of the last REAL muscle cars
OK

but still…late 80s GM is about as bottom of the barrel as you can get, as far as quality and looks (the latter being, of course, highly subjective).

88 Pontiac Grand Prix

Worst car I have ever owned—and that is saying a lot.

0-60 4.9 seconds.

In Car&Driver’s tests for that year, it beat everything except a Porsche 911 Turbo.
Buick engineers claimed that GM killed it because it regularly trashed Corvette on the test track.

I thought it was Vlad who owns the white Hummer (he doesn’t drive it, he has a driver).

he's got a purple one

I think it’s an Escalade

i know for a fact

vlad has a red H2. but of course its probably ONE of his cars..

i wonder which big leaguers own a Prius…probably Zito haha

The Soth

drives a Prius. Carpools with Roenicke, too, at least some of the time.

Player's cars

Several years ago they played video interviews of the players during pitching changes.
They asked “Who has the nicest car?”. Then they showed player after player saying “GA does”. “Garrett”. “That would be GA”. When they asked GA, he paused just for a second, looked at the interviewer like he was crazy, and said “I DO!”.

could be wrong

but I saw him and his family at Whole Foods one night in December/January.

thought it was a dark 7 series…?

Whole Foods

I saw GA there twice. Once at the current location at the District and prior to that at the old location by Newport and Irvine Blvd. I never bothered him though.

GA's Firebird, looks like a '68?

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wheels

are wrong for that car.

Welcome to 2009

People have no idea what looks good on cars anymore

None

If I made 400K a year, I suspect I wouldn’t have to drive anywhere to work; I’d have my office at home.

Seriously, though, maybe a Maserati Quattroporte.

Not Complaining

I have no complaints about what I do drive, though. I’ve got performance that ain’t far behind the Quattroporte at about 1/4 the price.

Really?

What do you drive?

Hmm

I posted, but it didn’t take. 2008 Infiniti G35 sedan. Just bought it in late January. I love it. Only a couple grand more than a boring Honda Accord (my previous vehicle).

1/4?

how about 400HP, and AWD from a wagon with half the displacement of a hemi?

paid $12,500.

I’d like to see if there are any import enthusiasts in MLB, and what they drive…

sorry

almost 1/3rd displacement, half the cylinders.

and, equal/better performance for 1/16th price?

You are not getting 400 hp from a $12,500 Subaru. Sorry.
not from the dealership, no.

’05 WRX Wagon.
STI VF39 Turbo, STI TMIC, Injectors
Cobb SRI, Perrin Up Pipe, full 3" exhaust, Cobb Accessport
Tuning by Harman Motive in Torrance
Too much suspension to list.

On my stock tires, it pulls away from stock STI’s, which, with conservative test numbers (http://www.caranddriver.com/features/all/2008/road_test_digest), runs 13.5 in the quarter. Also, the pre’08 STI was a bit quicker…

With some decent rubber (aside from the slicks in my garage), that’s Z06 territory.

So, yes, I AM getting 400HP, and that isn’t, by far, the max this engine can take. My build is VERY mild. There are plenty of 500+ HP STI’s roaming Irvine…

GarageTuning.com can do better than 500, easy.

As for price, yes—I bought the car used, with everything on it, for $12.5k.

Gotcha

I thought you were trying to say Subaru was offering a car that could do that.

Even so, with AWD, I imagine 400 hp at the flywheel translates into a big dropoff at the WHEELS…

290 whp

but don’t forget the power/weight ratio.

also, stock STI’s come with 300 out of the box…

Porsche Boxster-S

Probably a bit faster than my ’96 Dodge pick-up…and with less rust.

Naps is from Florida, has to be his ride.

If I was bankrolling 400k, I’d probably be still driving my Silverado.

Or a hover car. Have those come out yet?

uhh, Howie's from Fla too...as is Figgy if memory serves...
Figgins is from GA.
Looks like Figgy goes for European luxury sedans.

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I have seen him driving a teal Infiniti too
I dont know what I would drive if I made 400K.....

I’d like to think I’d still drive my 2006 Tacoma……but honestly I dont know.

1970 Dodge Challenger R/T Convertible

Original numbers matching.
440 V8 six-pack
Plum Crazy

That car is my ‘Eleanor’. Less than 100 ever built. With gas at 3 bucks a gallon, hopefully my office is not too far down that winding Santa Barbara County backroad!!

i think

i had that dream too.

SWEET!

Not sure I’d want to drive something like that “to work.” That would be my drive to the beach/picnic at the vineyard car. Actually, I’d go for a ’66 chevelle SS 396 convertible.

Awesome....

I’d go for an early 60’s Lincoln Continental… convertible… black on black.

One day, my precious, one day………

heh.

I’d probably upgrade the Civic to an Accord. A nice one, though.

i have always wanted a 1967 vw bus

since i was 16 that is all i ever wanted. i begged my parents for one! i wanted to put a couch in the back of it.

my dad said no because he thought i would f*$# my girlfriend in the back of it. He was right, but who cares!

Who cares? Hopefully your GF.
I was thinking Figgy, Howie or Napoli

I went with Naps.

Figgins or Kendrick

I think I saw Mathis & Napoli (together) in some kind of pickup truck. I don’t think Shields would drive that. Maybe a Hummer, but not that one. So, that leaves Figgins or Kendrick.

What if the pickup was Mathis's?

Shields drives a Land Rover, IIRC

Fitting

Both the car and the driver are breaking down.

Reliability issues?
It definitely wasn't Kotchman's

But my hilarious female friend seriously believes it might be “Krotchman’s”

I'd prefer something subtle. Like this.

I am close! Similar color scheme. But this is how I ACTUALLY roll. I present, The HaloMobile!

excellent

Coolest car on HH. Well, I don’t know what everyone drives, but you’re certainly up there.

I got a car wash today

it rained!

I love the sars from the late 50's - early 60's with the "wings"...

…my parents had a ‘60 Chevy “Biscayne”…it’s wings were more pronounced than the ones on your Buick. That 2 tone paint job is awesome!

*cars, not sars
Yeah, look at these three pages. Notice how the wings disappear rolling from 1959 through 1961.

1959 Buick Invicta/Electra
1960 Buick Invicta/Electra
1961 Buick Invicta/Electra

The ’59s are actually the coolest of the lot. The two-tone paint job was not a factory option for the 1960 (this particular VIN was all white). That idea came to Buick with the 1961 model year. But a prior owner had it repainted that way and it really makes the body work stand out. I refuse to put it back to stock. That means that I can show it, but not win anything (too large of a deduction). However, it IS a fan favorite. Usually one of the more popular cars in any show. And, with the engine/drive train/suspension/brakes/exhaust totally rebuilt it is eminently driveable. Like being on parade. Especially in the Angels Stadium parking lot!!!

The link to the 60's series...

…is a wagon, so the “wings” don’t really show.

But yes, the wings disappeared by…’62?

I have a good friend from…well as far back as I can remember. His parents bought a 1959 Ford Galaxie 500 HARD TOP CONVERTIBLE. My friend was the 2nd youngest of 9 kids (yes, 9!), and each one of the kids drove that as their first car. By the time my friend drove it, it was completely thrashed. But, his mom held on to it, and had it completely restored a few years ago. It is remarkable, considering the use it has had.
I had a chance to see it a couple of years ago. It brought back some fond memories of cruising down Van Nuys Blvd (top down ‘cause it didn’t work anymore) as an 18 year old…smoking cigars, drinking beer, and checking out the fairer sex.

Anyway, it looks like the 60 Invicta is in good hands. I’m sure we will see it in the2009 Angels World Series Victory Parade!

In each of those years, the three models were virtually the same car.

The Electra was the top of the line model,
The Invicta was the sport/performance model, and
The Le Sabre was the family model.

The body pieces are totally interchangeable. So the sedans that are Electra and le Sabre are the equivalent of my car.

Downtown Garden Grove (old Main St.) has a car rally EVERY Friday evening, rain or shine (make sure to put your name in at Azteca Elvis Mexican restaurant as soon as you get there!) A couple of weeks ago there were a dozen Ford Galaxy 500’s from the late ’50s that were in town for a Ford car show. Absolutely incredible!

I live in Torrance...

…there is a similar car rally in Redondo Beach on Friday nights (north of the pier). My next door neighbor bought a COMPLETELY restored ’71 El Camino about 5 years ago for $20,000.00. The gut that restored it gave him about 500 photos showing stages or restoration, plus the original factory papers. It is a beautiful vehicle.

I was wondering if you were gonna post HER car!?!?!
Actually, she handed it over to me two months ago.

She doesn’t like driving such a big car.

I would go with something not as flashy yet gets me from point A to point B

Kid has his priorities right.
And on a totally pedantic, unrelated note

Technically, the military version is not a "Hummer " or “HumVee”, but HMMVW (pronounced “HumVee”), which stands for High Mobility Multi-purpose Wheeled Vehicle.

Pedantic? There has to be some word for way beyond pedantic concerning that post!!

…the military version is not…"HumVee", but…"HumVee"…

: )

That has Kelvim Escobar all over it.

I think he also lives in Florida.

Kelvim

drives a Rolls Royce Phantom

Doesn't he also have a Ferrari or a Lamborgini?
I think I'd wait to buy a 2010 Pontiac Grand Am
It looks totally pimped out...

…gotta be Nalopi.

A guy named Nalopi has to drive a Jalopy.

wait

so who’s is it?

Mathis

an usher told me.

Way to go Mathis!
I had a feeling it was his

Just a hunch. No logical explanation.

It's

Speier’s. That wheel is a little smaller than the size of the balls he throws.

Kendrick

is getting a classic truck customized right now. a buddy of mine is doing it for him and was invited to the game, and into the clubhouse, by howie on friday. im quite jealous

Wish he could customize his "game" to be a good one.
Like to see somebody driving a Ford Pinto

With one 12’ in the back playing some Brazilian music, and simpletons thinking that it is Spanish tunes!

Let me guess...

Whoever it was didn’t go to freecreditreport.com and now his posse’s getting laughed at?

12" or 12’? That’d be one huge subwoofer @ 12’

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