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i was just going to do this!

isnt that a banning offence?

now that is funny Rev :)

ROFL FIRST non-admin
No

F the plate that creates hits

I can haz runz plz?
Please help an old man still trapped in another era

But what is this “I can haz”? Where did it come from?

icanhazcheeseburger.com

Hours of animal-related hilarity.

lol cats

google it or

can i haz cheesburgers

icanhaz.com

no joke…….

let's go Angels!
LET'S DO THIS

MONKEY MONKEY!

rally Hollins
someone please send me

8 slim boys shorts
10 slim boys pants

Yeah, you heard it here…I HATE SHOPPING!!!

you wear slim boys pants?
yeah, you betcha
Chris Hansen?
you guys are such doofus-ii sometimes
well its because you're

cougar-iffic.

OK you made me laugh

I was getting cranky from looking online for shorts for the scrawny one

I was just at Tillys on friday (twice) finding clothes for my lil cousins trip to boys state in sacramento.

I do feel your pain.

need to get some mini-rally-burgers
anyone have those chicken things?
I thought they were great

but then Im very partial to Frank’s RedHot

not bad

frank’s sauce is good

C'mon Rodriguez
S Rod cant hit for shit
looked a heck of a lot better than Aybar just did
I've been mildly impressed with his AB's today...

just missed a HR first time, walked second, and that flyball he just hit had a LOT of hang time for a ball hit the opposite way!

S-Rod needs to fine tune his placement.

Keeps trying to golf the ball.

K3yersooooout = Eybar
i cant stand aybar

izzy is way better

Angels seem to choke whenever they're on national TV

(ESPN, playoffs, etc)

Moar bad kharma
Figgy continues his great, unrecognized season
Nice hit Figgy.

Now if only there were a way to get a big hit with a man on base… but how to achieve this seemingly impossible goal?

Come bobby........

you boob

whoops.....

I mean come on……….lol

Abrew....

stop stepping in the bucket!

where's a bucket?
watch his right foot
stepping to 1b instead of towards the pitcher...

F’ugly all day…he is afraid of Kershaw…

maybe he bought into the whole Koufax bullshite
That's not stepping in the bucket

He’s balancing so to keep his weight on his toes

his whole right side is opening up way too early...

he is shortening his bat badly…he looks really bad against Kershaw

When you step out,

Many coaches say there’s a bucket there…

Really Abreu? You swung at that?
really had a craptastic game at the dish........
same goes for the most of the team
Kershaw is damn near impossible on lefties

He’s not picking the ball up well at all.

Agreed, but as you might say

what the hell is Mike thinking putting him in?

yea I'm not blaming Bobby nearly as much for this as Soth

Kershaws slpits are SICK

he needs gidps to erase some runs
Bobby has been money lately

and by “money” I mean a giant flaming pile of shit

His OPS in June before tonight was 900 but yea whatever
Should put me in for Abreu

I ca go 0-4 for half the money

nothing out of the infield today......

2 K’s GIDP……ground out to short

uh WTF is Lackey out there again..........

dumb dumb dumb…….

even with our craptastic bullpen

agreed he was already over 100 pitches and hasn't looked nearly as good

the last couple innings as he did earlier

What's his pitch count.
its only 106 right now as of that last pitch.....

but the quality of pitches has gone down drastically as of the 6th

Ladies and Gentlemen, Big Thunder Mountain is closed for repairs
He's been pretty good tonight though.
And running again?
crack maintenance team at D-Land
another "John" Butcher reference

ESPN, you suck

Miller must be finally reading HH

figures out his mistake

See?

You don’t have to pitch around Martin.

AND THE SHIT HITS THE FAN

SPLATTTT

HA

Get it? Fan LOL

FFFFFFFFFFFFF...
Thanks Sosh.

So glad you left him in there.

Can I get a review of that?
Way to turn Lackey's outing from a positive into a negative Soth

You suck

agreed.......

never shoulda been in for the 8th

he pitched great up until then
Nine hits and four walks is "great"?

He walked Martin, a catcher with one home run and a .667 OPS, THREE times.

Not great. He left the game with a 5.83 ERA and a BAA of .328. Not great.

5.83 is lower than what it was.

The larger concern is that I saw 0 change-ups from John tonight.

Sort of a back-handed compliment, though.

The fact that putting 13 baserunners on is “improvement” doesn’t buoy the spirits.

Well, it was what, 9 baserunners in 7 innings prior to that 8th?

7 innings, 2 runs, 9 base isn’t bad.

I don't know. I just can't get over pitching around Martin.

That was the anti-guts.

Hit the scoreboard
Not a homer.
Why the he'll is Lackey still getting loose?

Why isn’t Oliver getting loose on the REAL mound

Shame

A win would have been sooooooo sweet tonight.

ain't over till my mother-in-law sings
And he's still out there why????
why?

cuz Lack wants a chance at the win if they come back

Why waist the reliever at this point?
Already warmed up

be a waste to use tomorrow

I hate Tim Tschida.
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
Simpsons did it
Enjoy your tie for first while it lasts...

Has Stirrups done a bullpen managment flowchart?

that inning just put another hole in lackeys wallet for next year
Guess we will get

the hometown discount then

time for a fuckin' RALLY
gonna catch Year One later

maybe that will cheer me up. These last two games have been depressing,

Harold Ramis has lost it.
Doubt it.

haven’t heard anything good about that flick

Summon the monkey!
I got mine out
spank it
I'm getting out my secondary,

Desperation monkey

6 outs to get 5 runs
The ball hit the wall

came back into fair territory. WTF
It’s not the foul pole….

RALLY MONKEY

RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME RALLY TIME

5 outs for 5 runs now

And our best player just grounded out. Bah…

and the mini sirloin mini rally mini burgers
vlad

 please………i don’t like you anymore

Prepare a lose thread

We always win when we have a lose thread already prepared.

K MO sighting on deck
Really?

I feel optimistic.

Oh Yeah !!!

Nice hit Kool Aid Man

Time for a big pinch hit Kowbell.
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Rick Honeygutt

Nap's the man

Too bad nobody else showed up today.

Bringing in the lefty to face Morales.
Bringin' in the lefty
if kendry gets a hit here Soth looks like an idiot for starting Q
Always focusing on the negative...
its true though
Nuff with the bad vibes already
Why? Kershaw isn't on the mound anymore.

Lefties are hitting under .150 against Kershaw. Lefties are hitting .238 against Leach.

Hitting Kendry against Leach is not the same as playing him against Kershaw.

Dear Kendry:

Get a hit, pregerably of the extra base hit style.

With potential love,
Figgi4life

That would be pregerable
is pregerable a word?
Jump around
jump up jump and get down
But isn't that rally song

a boston band’s

Santana threw 43 pitches in the bullpen before Sunday’s game, continuing on pace to pitch Tuesday against the Rockies if everything continues according to plan and no pain resurfaces.
Jon Miller: Impervious to Facts

Rally Monkey debuted in 2000, not 2002.

Jon Miller doesn't remember anything prior to 2004.
he definitely wants to forget 2002.........

since he’s the giants play by play guy

Still pissed that we beat the Giants in 2002
Making it sound right as we go along, we'll change it later

the ESPN way

WOW!

What a break!

YES

“Casey Blake plays a great defensive 3rd”

— Joe Morgan.

LIES! They’re all lies!

Finally a ball that Loney can't catch...
Umps have been jobbing us this whole series
come on S Rod

time to prove yourself

What? A closer coming in to get 4 outs? This is allowed?
in the NL

the rules are different

Dear Sean:

If Matthews can hit a homer off if him…you can.

With potential love,
Figgi4life

Since when is Joe West one of baseballs greatest umpire?
Since he broke the 300lbs barrier
Did Eddings die?
GMJ

a repeat of last nights pinch hit would be great

Do it for pops!!

Come On Junior

Hit one for Daddy

a walk would be just fine
Unless Abreu were up next
Hey who put the cross up on the back of the mound
What the hell?
present

lets go halos!!

Dear Gary:

You’ve done it before. One more time for us? For pops?

With potential love,
Figgi4life

do it for your father's love gary
Oh God oh God oh God oh God
C'mon Gary

Make up some ground.
You may have a treat waiting at 333 tonight

please Aybar!!!!
Yeah Gary

you made daddy proud

Well he walked.

Chances that Aybar is our first GS of the year?

1,000,000 to one
But I like those odds
so you're saying there's a chance?
Same as the chances for a peaceful Middle East
oh come one...I could have hit that one
way to not swing gary

you da man. bbyeron

Please take a pitch or two, Aybar
Dear Erick:

please please please please please hit a double.

With potential love,
Figgi4life

we assume Aybar won't bunt here
it would be a perfect trap
Aybar

step up time

I can haz gran slam?
They just put failbar's risp up... .160
its about to go up
That's team.

For the series

that was team's for the series
I belee dat is the Halos' RISP this series
Fair enough.
Not any more encouraging, but...
Quentin flew out

to CF..

You go tell um Figgy
You forgot about my...

TRAP CARD!

wow. Yu-gi-oh reference
I like to pull them out every now and then.

Just for the giggles.

Ayber for the GS
If I were Aybar, and I struck out, I'd rush the mound.

Just to be a dick

and...

Broxton would brush him off like a flea

the worthless flea that he is...

k3yerout

Damn.

Miller sucks

instanttrap.com
AAAAAHHHHHH

I hate watching sports…exactly because of situations like this

especially when Aybar whiffs
Aybar FTW
FTL!!!!!!!

AGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

FTF

For the fail

gahhhhhhh
Ow...

my heart

SCREW U AYBAR
might be nice if he swung at strikes
failbar pops the clutch ad stalls it again.
FUCK YOU AYBAR
Stupid Gaybar...
DAMN DAMN DAMN

F everything. everywhere.

Except Figgins and Napoli.

Erick being Erick
K3yersooout Failbar
in a time of need

so true

well........

paint me a rainbow and point me towards the parade……..

I hate you Aybar

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AYBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bring woody up

DFAybar

somewhere in Salt Lake, a man waits his turn…

I.............must...............re-read........my sig..................
+1,000

breathe in, breathe out!

Had to re-do mine
2-3-4 hitters.....

0-12 today……9 LOB’s

what happened to thos guys who played the National League?
I hate my keyboard

or is it my fingers? NAH, it’s Aybar’s fault

EPIC FAIL aybar
hence...

FAILBAR

11 LOB

pathetic

Dear Jonathon Broxton:

You can beat us, you can demolish us. You can strike out everyone in our lineup………….

BUT YOU’RE STILL FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With potential love if you blow the lead,
Figgi4life

potential man on man love......

is disturbing…….to say the least

I'd be deeply in love if he blew the lead.

But then Id realize he’s fat.

Ok

cuzz Big John isn’t?

I was calling him fat
jepppppppppsen
that was one nice pitch
He keeps attacking that zone with the fastball

No mistakes, Kevin

I have the bulge

for bulger

20/20 hindsight...

Why not pinch hit Izzy for Aybar there? Isn’t he the RISP god?

Nevermind - answering my own question

already took S-rod out, out of infielders.

no no no....

no making sense aloud here…….

I'd correct your spelling

but it makes sense either way.

Who plays second?
Juan Rivera
XD.

Good call.

if you are going down that road...

why not just bring up Woody now?

great point

he has been Mr. clutch lately

W a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a h h h h h h h

This game is making me cranky.

Don't worry. 3 months. from now..............the regular season will still be going.
isn't cranky your default setting?
dude...make a good throw to 1st and he is meat
Oh man, totally caught him leaning the wrong way.

If the throw is lower, Pierre is toast.

Izturis at second now
Awful throw
He was halfway there by the time Naps got the ball. Not gonna happen.
You would be a Great Defense attorney.
Announcers discussing where to trade Pierre.

Hell, trade Vladdy for Pierre at this point. At least Pierre is hitting doubles and avoids the DP.

OR NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

just what we don’t need

It's mostly a joke.

But for two players in the last years of their contracts, Pierre is outplaying Vlad by a leg and a leg.

uh-huh

i tend to avoid the DP too..

but seriously, we don’t need another powerless bat in our lineup..

Vlad is a "powerful" bat in out line-up?

He has an OPS around .670.

yeah

like the Doyers want Vlad

Pierre doesn't walk, he is on my fantasy team
Dear Announcers

STFU

love,
bug

There are 3 sets of announcers

I’d assume John and Joe

Orlando Hudson needs to go up to A-Rod

Shove him hard, and scream “Stay away from sister Kate, you bastard!”

A-Rod is 2 tired to give a damn.
Well, I'll have to catch the rest of this on XM

Go Halos.

Man, those are like the shittiest hits ever.
Wow...

Dodgers just getting all the breaks today

Figgins Abreu Torii, Vlad

Single, K, ???, 6-3

I was totally expecting "profit" after the question marks.

That just goes to show what the interwebs will do to your brain.

Gutless

this is just so wimpy

agree just an all around pathetic showing today
Enjoy 1st place while it lasts, guys.
And the Angels start playing like they did in April...
I'm still proud of my team.. We're going to be in first soon.

Go halo’s!!

cheers

free Brandon Wood!

hat's off to my bullpen..they are coming back and throwin' dirt
EFF you JEPSEN....

seriously…….just EFF YOU

huh?????

He gave up 2 infield hits. Shit happens

nah im more p'o'ed looking at his 13.50 ERA......

more than anything that he did today…….

The majority of team played like they could care less today….so why should he?

no way can you be that PO'd at Jepsen

if the rest of them had hit the damn ball, it wouldn’t matter

pretty harsh to blame Jepsen for that...

Eff Abrew if anyone!

way to go down fighting
That wasn't a strike
that was a f*cked

Up call

Really ump?

decided to start calling that in the 9th?
Where were you for the first 8 innings?

his head finally got expelled from his butt
Getting late

have a plane to catch

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

couldn’t they talk about this at the beginning of the game. yes yes happy fathers day

also get the shit out of your mouth Joe and say the right things the first time like a professional should

Also

why couldn’t Abreu get a hit earlier in the game instead of now?

I might like Kobe....if he didn't have a huge Diamond in his ear.

but, probably not…

The Nike's just top it off.
Rockies in town tommorow, the hottest team in baseball
Abrew...

you still suck today…

Hope?

Dear God, I’ll take it.

Oh sure, NOW you get the hit.
Fine-a-F***ing-Lee

Abreu

Hell yes

Screw you Kemp

The dodgers are trying so hard to give us this game

too bad nobody is willing to take it.

one run down

lets keep doin this

Torii makes that play in his sleep
How are we behind in this game?

someone remind me…

Bad luck plus poor situational hitting.
Shut up, fat lady

no singing yet

Dear Angels

you just got a HUGE break.

Please don’t f*k it up

Seriously though Angels, it would be awesome if we came back and won this one.
Joe Morgan: "1-for-5 is always better than 0-for-4"
Wow

Joe finally doesn’t know something

1-5 is better than 0-4

Morgan must have talked to Hud Man today

oh man torii...

what a gamble…

Vlad fails again
Damnit Vlad.
Did that pitch hit the dirt before Vlad hit it?

Way to hit something you can drive vlad.

Torii gets on base and doesn't remember how to run them...

sheeesh

VladimirGroundballO?
He was safe

And it wasn’t even close.

To be honest...

it actually did look pretty close.

Don't you evah

doubt the fat man

that was RIDICULOUSLY close man
Doesn't even matter

Nothing is gained getting to third down 4 runs. Not worth any level of risk.

Kobe's from LA
kobe is from Philadelphia
leaving early to beat the traffic
Took me a minute to figure out

why the fans were chanting M-V-P at Rivera.

Kobe with his kids on Fathers day.

nice

Time to dial 8.
Nice hit Juancho
two down

two more to go

"Theyll trade a run for an out here"

Uh…….There’s two outs, genius.

Kobe...........wait

yer missing the comeback.

oohoo here we go.
Mike, you're our hottest guy.

We need a Power Nap in the worst way.

Just FIGHT guys. Where was this earlier?
Not EPIC enough.
who's up now?
How about some Angels magic?
Bummer

nice play by Blake

Hate you Blake.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
i hate the dodgers
Hey Vlad

good game

Shit, F...

blame = Abrew and it ain’t even close!

+ eleventy billion
that game stunk
A loss is a loss is a loss
Soth and Abreu can share BOTG
And now the fellating of the Dodgers begins in earnest.
Napoli is hot again at least

But Soth will still start Mathis 3 times a week

BOTG Soth for leaving Lackey in too long
and putting a lefty in the 2 hole

against a guy with a .434 OPS against

classy angels baseball

leaving runners left in scoring position
mmmm how i hate it

WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

too many LOB

nothing new

thats been happening all season

turning off the sound

only now Joe notices the Doyers

Haven’t they been the best team in baseball, according to ESPN, foe awhile

it's like they just gave up until the 9th inning
Go die Joe
I blame you!

just cuzz

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