It's time to show off your creativity and photoshopping skills! Below (after the jump) is a photo of everyone's favorite over-priced outfielder, Gary Matthews, Jr. The object of this contest is to create your own version of this photo, and if your entry is voted the best, you will win an exciting prize (also after the jump)! Some examples can be found here:
You have until Sunday night at 8pm to submit your entries.
Photoshop this picture (right-click on the picture to copy image):
for a chance to win this exciting prize (the actual card):
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WOW
So the problem is that Gary does not cross his “T”s but he does dot his “J”s
Rev Halofan - June 17, 2009
Because he is "junior", he uses small "j", which would be dotted.
But because he is a lame-assed, weak-hitting, knuckleheaded fielder prone to run obtuse routes to any ball hit to the outfield, he is unfamiliar with the concept of ‘straight’ and he is unable to draw straight lines anytime, anywhere. Therefore, he is incable of crossing his “t’s”.
Stirrups - June 17, 2009
Looks more like
Clay Mario
Rev Halofan - June 17, 2009
I like the new nickname
It might turn around his career…oh probably not.
Clay Mario
hk47 - June 18, 2009
Very intriguing price
mastermind565 - June 17, 2009
First shot
BrentSchmidt - June 17, 2009
I can only wish he was on the Titanic...
sothball - June 17, 2009
Wow you win.
hauldog - June 18, 2009
MS Paint
the old-school way! ;)
vlad IS my man - June 18, 2009
Let's just retire the PANTHER right here!
PieceOfAase - June 18, 2009
So let me get this straight
GMJ doesn’t have to be in the original background?
vlad IS my man - June 17, 2009
Judging by the examples given from the Albert ones, I’d say that yeah, the background doesn’t have to be the crowd and he can be cut out into something else. Like a certain scene from Titanic or something.
BrentSchmidt - June 17, 2009
....and how DO you do it?
I suppose you have to pay and that Microsoft Paint will not get the job done….
vlad IS my man - June 17, 2009
I will be doing mine using nothing but MS Paint and Paint.net
Stirrups - June 17, 2009
lmao… MS Paint? If someone were to do that in MS Paint, I’ll buy them a beer.
Adobe Photoshop CS4 is the tool for me.
BrentSchmidt - June 17, 2009
Dude, ALL my photo editing work is predominantly done using MS Paint.
Including this, this, this, this and this. All of which have been posted here in the past.
And, of course, this guy puts us all to shame!!!!
Stirrups - June 17, 2009
Wow
not too shabby for MS Paint. This though, is the best MS Paint image I have ever seen…
http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2005/123/0/8/powerdraw_by_Diamonster.jpg
BrentSchmidt - June 17, 2009
WOW!
Except for the two guys on the dock, that is perfect!!
Stirrups - June 17, 2009
You could try the GIMP.
red floyd - June 17, 2009
that's what I've got...but I'm a GIMP wimp
ladybug - June 18, 2009
NO RULES
it just has to be awesome enough to impress JIm (wihalofan).
Rev Halofan - June 17, 2009
WiHaloFan - June 18, 2009
So far, my favorite!
sothball - June 18, 2009
You always wanted to be a ballerina?
44FAN - June 18, 2009
Of all the photos posted so far...
…which one do you think would piss GMJ off the most if it was posted over his locker?
That’s my standard of the “best”…and this is the Winnah!
sothball - June 19, 2009
Just admit it, what size tutu do you wear?
44FAN - June 19, 2009
What size?
I thought tutu’s were made from spandex…you know one size fits all?
Maybe you can educate us on tutu sizes…I’m starting to think you are too too interested in tutu’s.
sothball - June 19, 2009
Traditional Tutus are not made of lycra
but there are cheapie lycra-trunk versions available ready-made. I costumed dancers for a living. One year I altered 20 catalogue tutus for a group of realtors attending a convention in New Orleans. All men. The things didn’t come quite large enough for these guys and I had to add more stretchy fabric.
The following year they all went to the convention as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.
I have no idea. It was the SF bay area.
opiejeanne - June 22, 2009
Brilliant
opiejeanne - June 22, 2009
Gary gets a** handed to him by Joe Calzaghe
Random … but here is my humble effort
highlandhalo - June 18, 2009
Excellent.
Also, quite topical, since Calzaghe will only fight boxers who are shells of their former selves.
clover_black - June 18, 2009
True he does not want to give my Cousin......Librado Andrade......a fight.
Andrade is going to have to settle for a remach against Lucian Bute!
acuda27 - June 18, 2009
Prepare to see my noobish work! LOL
vlad IS my man - June 18, 2009
How'd you photoshop me into that picture?
Moondoggy - June 18, 2009
Why would anybody want to win a card signed by HGH?
I guess you could use it as toilet paper in a pinch…
KingF15h - June 18, 2009
guess you flunked out of charm school
ladybug - June 18, 2009
haha
Moondoggy - June 18, 2009
My 20 Minutes of Boredom. Ill make more when I have time.
HaloVET - June 18, 2009
my fav.....
well done
norcaliangelsfan - June 18, 2009
GMJ, taking his proper place in the realm of Suckdom
Big Easy Halofan - June 18, 2009
I have no idea what this means...
Just wanted to somehow join the fun.
(The green oversized plaid bow tie was a last minute addition.)
Halotosis - June 18, 2009
was this from the Stonewall riots?
Moondoggy - June 18, 2009
Iranian election protests.
red floyd - June 18, 2009
The bow tie is a classy touch.
WiHaloFan - June 18, 2009
44FAN - June 18, 2009
hah
is it just me or does Scot look like a freaking dinosaur?
vlad IS my man - June 18, 2009
He's the model for the Geico cavemen
ladybug - June 18, 2009
crack and photoshop go great together eh?
44FAN - June 18, 2009
OK here....be kind. it's my virgin attempt at GIMPing
ladybug - June 18, 2009
Is that a big zit on Gary's cheek?
44FAN - June 18, 2009
I think that's
a tear
vlad IS my man - June 19, 2009
obviously not MY entry.....it's the hubby's--he's da pro
ladybug - June 18, 2009
I see why you married him
That’s awesome!
WiHaloFan - June 18, 2009
didn't like mine?? waaaaahhhhhhh
ladybug - June 18, 2009
I just have a thing for clowns.
WiHaloFan - June 19, 2009
Awesome
Ronald runnin away from 2009 MJ
vlad IS my man - June 18, 2009
Is that Gary running away from being traded to the Cubs?
44FAN - June 18, 2009
The juice(s) are loose.
Quinlan's Goofy Swing - June 18, 2009
Let's make him a Doyer ...
Red - June 18, 2009
ewww I dont want to see those colors anywhere near this site
HaloVET - June 18, 2009
My brother still hopes he goes there.
Jay Cal - June 19, 2009
Love it
hauldog - June 19, 2009
Let's make him a juicer ...
Red - June 18, 2009
Ladies and Gentlemen...
The Angels FAILETTES!
And click here if it’s not animating.
RubixsQube - June 19, 2009
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you
The Friggin’ Flags Flyin!
Rev Halofan - June 19, 2009
Mo was better than I thought he’d be for us… def agree about the finley one though.
BrentSchmidt - June 19, 2009
Too much HGH to be a clone trooper
mjhsieh - June 19, 2009
Been awhile since I've chopped a photo
This was the best I could do on my lunch break.
Suboptimal - June 19, 2009
I cracked up at this!
WiHaloFan - June 19, 2009
corsairs are sexy
someone bring back the gull winged death.
teopeht - June 21, 2009
Saw a Corsair in the air last year at the airshow in Margate
And it looked awesome.
Gary is just not a very good Landing Signal Officer, it appears.
highlandhalo - June 22, 2009
And the winner is...
FLIGHTDECK GARY!
WiHaloFan - June 23, 2009
Mine
Stirrups - June 19, 2009
Did you come up with that line...
“You took the contract, start making contact”?
It’s an instant classic!
WiHaloFan - June 19, 2009
maybe you should use it
next time you do a rhyming/poetic comic strip
Figgi4life - June 19, 2009
Yep. Original lyrics by Stirrups. Music by Baron Andrew Lloyd Webber. Book by Gary Matthews, Jr.
Stirrups - June 19, 2009
Brilliant
opiejeanne - June 22, 2009
here's mine!
Scotty G - June 19, 2009
Not sure why this idea popped into my head
but it did.
neochoa - June 19, 2009
I hate to bring the movie back into this but...
Teh Phil - June 19, 2009
I think this one
WINS!
Jay Cal - June 20, 2009
I know I'm way too late
but I kept thinking about this all weekend, while I couldn’t get to a computer.
opiejeanne - June 22, 2009
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