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Sermon on the Mound Audio WED Lunch Thread

A special thanks to KLAA's Jeff Biggs for recognizing the great content that is generated by hundreds of Angels fans at Halos Heaven and is now shared via my weekly Sermon on the Mound for the listening audience on THE DRIVE - LIve With Jeff Biggs.

So here is the audio file link to Tuesday' debut...

Sermon on the Mound 1

and listen to AM 830 from anywhere via the net AT THIS LINK.

Tonight at the Big A, the heroes return from a 5-2 road trip with Anthony Ortega tasked to face Roy Halladay and the Toronto Blue Jays. This might be the toughest game of the year so far for the Angels.

So, for lunch, let's talk about the toughest assignment that YOU have had recently - work, home, school, dating, dining, athletic, mathematic, et cetera...

Poll
AL Starter Angels Should Most Fear
Beckett
15 votes
Greinke
111 votes
Halladay
99 votes
Vicente Padilla because he is so ugly
47 votes

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i had to do

a 20 page research paper on an organization benefitting the elderly segment of our society. The meals on wheels program in orange county is a none-profit organization that provides the necessary nutrients to thousands of elderly individuals both in-home and on-site.

This wasn’t even part of a masters thesis, but am thinking about finding a way to make it a start to my masters thesis…

I was doing a boatload of volunteer work at St Vincent De Paul a while back.

The manager of their food redistribution center told me that they estimate about 250,000 people go to bed hungry in OC every night. I think about that every time I drive north on the 55 and pass by that Lamborghini dealership.

it's ridiculous

that these people are capable of buying 100k+ Lambo’s/ferrari’s/benz/beemers but not bat an eye at the growing phenomenon of starving elderly. dont get me wrong- im not saying that they shouldn’t be allowed to spend they’re hard earned/inherited money as they seem fit. i just think that there should be a social conscious making the concerns of our aging population the forefront.

The Lambo dealership closed 6+ months ago...

Bankruptcy, even though the guy had quite a bit of business, from what I heard.

Soc major?
alumni from csuf

soc major gero minor. im trying to get into csuf’s gero master program and find a job!

With my grades and a few "Ws" on my transcript

I could only get a masters from an online diploma mill. lol

haha

my grades were not the best, 2.7 but i do have really good letters of rec- one of which is the dean of the department and the other is the chair of the admission committee.

IMO unless you are getting into the academia world where you get your masters from doesnt matter.

I hope you get in!

Besides the letters of recommendation, that 20 page research paper will probably help!

I am currently a Soc major btw.

where at?

and thanks! that paper will definitely get my foot in the door. i will probably use it as a basis for the masters program (if i get in- dont want to jinx it)

ucsd

I want to get back to the OC/LA/IE area though once I graduate.

right on

i was going to transfer to StDSU from fjc but realized i would have partied way to hard and failed out of college.

im having a hard time getting a job up in orange county tho, apparently being a soc major is making it difficult for me…

It seems like everyone is having trouble finding a job these days!

I really don’t want to think about it once I graduate, but I will have to deal with it eventually.

I get easily distracted, so SDSU wouldn’t have been good for me either!

the only job offers

i have been getting are in the $9/hour range, which i find as an insult but thats just me

I understand that it sucks after all that hard work at school

Hopefully things will get better.

they should...

a masters degree will help

My daughter is at UCSD

Sixth College

sixth choice?

Or sixth different college?

UCSD

Is broken up into 6 different colleges which have different GE focuses & campuses.

Sixth is the newest one & still lacks a proper name.

I think.

oh...was not aware of that....

thanks for the clarification :)

TMC College here
aka Thurgood Marshall College

in case you don’t know what TMC stands for

The Movie Channel

You musta been the popcorn intern?

Thoms up for meals-on-wheels...

…great volunteer program.

for sure

i was going to do my internship there but found out late that i skipped through a loop-hole and didn’t need an internship. ah the joys of having a new prof as part of the graduation committee….

it was good rev

i like how you gave the monkey its good name back!

That picture pissed me off

I tried to play the video until I realized it was a screenshot and not a video player. DAMN YOU!

haha

thought that might get some body

i am currently writing a research paper on the career of a GM

and the path to becoming a major league GM.

anyone have any helpful tips?

Here's an interesting article I read awhile back

Three Things I learned In Vegas

Immerse yourself in the world of GMs, here.

My toughest recent assignment?

unfucking 1500 account files. in a week. by hand.

I had to write a short paper on finding moral knowledge in literature

It wasn’t that difficult, but it’s been somewhat of an easy semester for me. Hey, I’m not complaining here!

oh and Congrats Rev

Finally getting some recognition!

…and i never had to erase a single critique of any Angel employee…

Toughest assignment lately?

Keeping my irritable and teething youngster semi-content

My wife is pregnant

So that’s my recent tough assignment!

Congrats to you and your wife!!!!
Hey thanks!

It was pretty easy though ;)

another generation of halos fan!

i like it!!!

Hell yeah

He’s not even born yet and he already has at least twice the Angels clothing I do.

hahaha

awesome!

is this your first?
Sure is.

Got any advice?

I got some.......

start right now putting like 20-30 dollars per paycheck in a baby fund.(we used a baby wipe box to put the cash in.)..and any other unexpected income….some one recomended it to me…….and we had a few hundred dollars saved up by the time the baby came……..that way you have the money already saved up to purchase things that you dont get from any possible shower party……….plus you can never ever have too many diapers.

Thanks

Been doing that a little, although we could probably be more consistent about it.

10-4 on the diapers.

Now, still waiting to see if ladybug’s advice will be serious like yours or something more like “drink heavily.” I did give her a pretty decent setup after all.

Dude...you are SOOOOOO screwed...

…booze won’t even make a dent.

I would suggest those days lounging on the velour divan while sucking down choclate mint ice cream in a silk robe and over…OVER!

Actually, having children is as enjoyable as…ummmm…marriage! Just slightly…messier.

Be prepared for humility beyond – well beyond – your lowest expectations.

You’ll do great. An investment in pre-paid psychological counseling services is a good idea, and bio-hazard gear, and I seriously thought of buying stock in Pampers…and Advil…and sleeping pills… and Starbuck’s…I never found an adequate headphones…couldn’t seem to find a store selling patience either…

Really, it’s a piece of cake…with a scoop of mint chip…and little fingers running through the cake, ice cream, then your hair…Ah, the memories!

LOL. Great post.

Alas the silk robe must be retired I suppose

The best advice I can give you is to ignore all the advice you are gonna get.
Does that include you, Stirrups? :)

I kid, I kid

That's the fun behind that particular piece of wisdom.
You know it's a boy for sure?

If it’s a girl… buy a shotgun… or some big knives (think machetes) and a sharpening stone.

BTW, I'm only half-joking.

One of the first things I did after my first daughter was born was apologize to my father-in-law, because all of a sudden, I understood why I had irritated him so much.

Ultrasound said it's a boy

But I would still like to buy a new shotgun!

No no no no no...

…shotguns are effective only up to…200-300 hundred yards.

Invest in a sniper rifle.

And on your daughters first date, be sure to show this prized posession to the young “man”…and have him look at how WELL the scope magnifies objects at great distances…even say…acorn sized nuts!

Show him a bullet…in fact have him hold it in his hand. Point out the hardened metal tip of the bullet…or if hollow points, be sure to explain the small entry wound but the GIANT GAPING exit wounds. Ha ha!!!

Then give him a kinda sly, kinda wild-eyed grin and take out your cleaning kit and start cleaning the bore very, very slowly and methodically.

Better than a voodoo doll…

That was what the 'chete and sharpening stone are for

There’s just something about the sound of stone on steel…..

Boudreaux's Butt Paste

miracle shit!!

and I’m with Stirrups….ignore all the advice you get. Say “thanks” and then do what you think you need to do

Try ice...

or a banana leaf…

I gotta confess, it's been a pretty good run lately.

The toughest thing I had to do in the past couple of weeks was to choose between a 5th mai tai and THEN a walk on the beach in Oahu, or do the walk first and then have that 5th mai tai.

why not have the 5th mai tai on the walk..............

then have the 6th when you get done? :-)

See how tough I had it? I couldn't even solve that one!!! : )
They are installing DirectTV as I type this

My tough decision was simple!

Welcome aboard!

I swear by DTV.

Wise decision

It’s like a candy store for sports fans. They’ve recently added this awesome “Scoreboard” feature that I’ve been dreaming about for years. Whenever you’re on a sports channel, press the round red button and it pulls up all the scores for the day’s games in all the major sports. Click “Watch Now” and it takes you to the channel it’s broadcast on. I swear I had that idea about 5 years ago…

that is awesome!

thanks for the head’s up!

Love Directv

And the scoreboard feature. Left cable almost ten years ago, and haven’t regretted it at all.

I have 10 TV's in my house...

so isn’t DirecTV going to cost me an arm and a leg to get going on all my TV’s?

Yea

Having done the DirecTV sales bit for about a month.

Each TV needs a box on it and DirecTV will only comp you 4 standard boxes or 1 uprgraded box plus 3 standards.

Each extra box’ll run you between $70 – 200 up front.

So, Fiend, help me out here.

The one complaint I have about DTV is the quality of their boxes. I have gone through 3. The one I have now still can surprise us every few months by rebooting itself randomly.

Is this chronic throughout the DTV empire?

I've experienced the random reboot

But it’s not so sever that I’ve had to get a new box.

The one prior to the one I have now got pretty bad, so I called.

The service people declared that the box was mine, and that if I wanted a new one I had to buy a new one. I had two choices: new or refurbished. I chose refurbished (since I expect to replace it altogether once I switch everything to HD). The refurbished one arrived with the same problem albeit far, far less frequently. I can live with it.

That doesn't sound right

The way it was explained to me, and pretty clearly, is that you boxes are LEASED and DirecTV expects them back at the end of your service.

I was told that the reason your box was leased was so that they could fix any problems with a box.

You’re probably also paying a $5/month lease fee for every additional box past the first one, so I don’t know where they get off telling you the box is yours.

I’d double check your contract, but that sounds wrong to me.

4 free boxes is reasonable IMO
10 tv's in the house?

Have you been on MTV’s Cribs by chance?

Currently managing a construction project for...

…the former owner of the Angels. No, not the Autry’s…the one who’s image includes a mouse with over-sized ears.
What an inept, screwed-up, dis-organized, maniacal organization. I now understand why “…a Mickey Mouse organization” is considered an insult.

Apologies to any of you mouse lovers out there…the kingdom isn’t so magical from this side of the fence.

Oh well…back to the salt mines…

I understand where you are coming from!

I don’t want to disclose anymore since the Mouse Gestapo might be in here!

Tough assignment

Paying for UCSD whilst simultaneously paying auto insurance for two teenages.

UC's are a rip financially

It’s better than USC or Chapman though

i have a friend that is going to chapman

he is paying something like 19k per quarter. OUCH! state school’s are the best bang for your buck IMO

I agree that State school's are the best way to go financially

I also applied to CSUB and CSUF, but family pressures somewhat persuaded me to go UCSD. It’s a nice campus, but not worth the cost IMO unless one is big into superficial things such as the name of the school like my mom and sister are.

You have GOT to be kidding me! Chapman charges THAT?!? And people pay it?!?
ok i might have been a little off

i just asked what he pays. 1200 per class x 4 classes= 4800 per quarter

sorry for the miss guided info up top, i was going off the top of my head- could have sworn that’s what he said.

Chapman

gives most of it’s students financial aid packages that bring the cost down all around.

I think We (my parents & I) paid about $8 000/semester (Chapman does semesters not quarters) up front and had grants & subsidized loans cover the rest.

good call

i thought they were on the quarter system but i guess im wrong. thanks for the enlightenment!

Yeah, that's more like it.

I know of several local families with daughters who each got full rides to Chapman. The stats against have got to be pretty high, therefore Chapman would have to be highly endowed to make that a reality. I do believe that it actually is. Donald Bren being a chief donor.

The notion that Chapman would have been charging DOUBLE what the prevailing rate was for top shelf local and national private universities was a shock (born out to be a simple mistake – whew!), and the idea that anybody would pay double for Chapman, instead of half the Chapman rate for more premier institutions was just a little more than I could handle (and a moot point, as it turns out.)

Yeah but

My daughter worked so hard in HS (4.2 average or something insane like that) that we just couldn’t tell her, “Pick Cal State, or go to Pierce for two years.”.

she should get some scholarships

so going to an elite school isnt too far out of the question.

She was a bookworm, not into campus activiites,

Is the wrong ethnicity, we make too much, and she doesn’t know what she wants to major in.

Most of the scholarships are for “left handed $ETHNICITY” or “students who want to study $SUBJECT”.

I believe UC is considering making controversial changes to admissions policies in a few years

Which would allow some students from underrepresented groups to be admitted without having to meet all UC academic requirements.

You misunderstand.

She got in… it’s the financial aid that was the issue.

And by all that’s holy, I hope you’re wrong.

I understand

I just thought the proposed UC policy might interest you.

Ha! Pierce College!!

I went there for 2 years..a long time ago mid-70’s. Great campus…beautiful women. Yeah baby!!!

I haven't heard of Pierce College

Is it a jc or liberal arts college?

JC

Part of the LA Community College District

...in Woodland Hills...
Never knew!

Thanks guys!

I think Scottnak has had a tough assigment lately...

having to deal with us HH’ers and the pregame picks. He’s doing a heck of a job!

toughest assignment lately?

i took over as the drummer for a band, and had to learn 10 new songs in a week before my first show, which was a battle of the bands judged by record label reps and management groups.

that was pretty intense.

OT, but...

Rev, I’d love it if you could give a shout out to a few memes we have running here (1866baseball, Quentin Flying Out, Q’s wife, etc…), or maybe explain some of the nicknames, etc.. that we’ve got for guys….

Write up a post

I am not an outline type of guy but I can get on what is there!

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