I bought a nice one from a friend who works at a beauty supply store. Discounted and one that the pros use. Wife does it for me. She likes 5 on the top and 3 on the sides. I like 2 on the top and ZERO on the sides.
Although, I become a bona-fide hippie if I am in the dog house for extended periods of time.
…neck shave is a different story, and that happens every 3 weeks +/-.
Vlad? He hit better when his hair was shorter. He’s the anti-Samsom. Hey, maybe we can send Vladdy to bat with the jawbone of an ass? Samson was able to slay an entire army with one, right?
The ass? Well, we can try to get Pyrzynski back for a ritual slaughter…
Cutting those locks will reduce wind friction and increase his speed;)
I hate haircuts. Do them as least as possible-about 5/year. Close to 20 bucks I pay. I remember I used to pay $2.50 for a two-line haircut, didn’t like that single edge blade on my sideburns though.
Recently I started going to the Paul Mitchell school where people are training to become professional hairstylists and it only costs $12 and they do a pretty good job.
You know the guys who always keep their hair are the guys who have no use for hair. They're not trying to impress anybody.
Who’s that?
Like bums. You ever see a bald bum? They always have a beautiful head of hair. So why is that? I think it’s because they never wash it. It’s the only time you ever see your hair fall out is after you take your shower and you wash your hair, there’s a bunch of hair laying there. If I’d never washed my hair, I’d have a full head of hair. Of course, they could lose their hair, too. Maybe it just stays in. It’s just locked in there. If they ever washed it, they could be bald bums.
No way, mon. The dreads gotta stay, brah. As for me, I usually just clip to a #2, but lately my inner 80’s metalhead has been coming out and the hair is growing…..and bugging the hell out of me!
It has to be fresh on Monday. I got a barber who does it for me in Westminster, $7, thats $28 for a month. Razor cut on the sides and 2 on top with a high fade, otherwise known as, THE HIGH AND TIGHT. But hey if I let just any person do it I will get crap for a “unsat” haircut. Plus I have to shave everyday. Can you say, “cant wait to be a civilian again.”
Date the stylist, you get the head massage, with the happy ending and a free haircut out off it.
Now that those days have passed, I go through phases
1. 0 setting on the clippers shaved 2 times a week
2. Stylist medium/high fade 0 to 1 1/2" on top cut about every 2 weeks (cut but the stylist mentioned above, sadly without the happy ending)
3. Current stage, haven’t seen my hair longer that 2" long in the last 18 years. I’m letting it grow a little.
Do It Vladdy!!
Might take a couple years off his age….lol
ToriiTheHunter - May 28, 2009
the dreads sure arent helping his bat
ihearhowie2.0 - May 28, 2009
Bought some clippers at Target and have the girlfriend cut my hair every couple weeks
These things have paid for themselves at least 10 times over. Getting your hair cut should cost pennies, not twenties.
Carl Johnson - May 28, 2009
yup this is exactly what I do as well.......
and I buy a new one every 6 months or so……….saves me a ton.
norcaliangelsfan - May 28, 2009
I use clippers too
But I do it myself
I might go back to Fantastic Sam’s if they bring back the stylists’ nicknames above the mirrors. Bubbles gave me the best bowl cuts.
Higz - May 28, 2009
I bought a nice one from a friend who works at a beauty supply store. Discounted and one that the pros use. Wife does it for me. She likes 5 on the top and 3 on the sides. I like 2 on the top and ZERO on the sides.
Although, I become a bona-fide hippie if I am in the dog house for extended periods of time.
Downing Rules - May 28, 2009
Next time
Try 0 on top, 2 on the sides
Higz - May 28, 2009
Nice. Sort of an inverted mohawk? ;)
Downing Rules - May 29, 2009
When your bald like me...
A 1 all around goes well. If not, the Bozo look abounds!!
Hapyorange - May 29, 2009
Funny Thing...
In the mid 60’s, I had hear down to my ass!! Military cut it. I will never forget seeing 2 1/2 foot of hair on the ground.
Hapyorange - May 29, 2009
not too picky
i go probably every 2-4 months. random places, spend anywhere with a tip included $15-20.
HALO_86 - May 28, 2009
I'm balding. Yay for me.
Mayheminthehood - May 28, 2009
I don't need no stinking haircut anymore...
…neck shave is a different story, and that happens every 3 weeks +/-.
Vlad? He hit better when his hair was shorter. He’s the anti-Samsom. Hey, maybe we can send Vladdy to bat with the jawbone of an ass? Samson was able to slay an entire army with one, right?
The ass? Well, we can try to get Pyrzynski back for a ritual slaughter…
sothball - May 28, 2009
Cutting those locks will reduce wind friction and increase his speed;)
I hate haircuts. Do them as least as possible-about 5/year. Close to 20 bucks I pay. I remember I used to pay $2.50 for a two-line haircut, didn’t like that single edge blade on my sideburns though.
Angelitos - May 28, 2009
About once every 3 months
Recently I started going to the Paul Mitchell school where people are training to become professional hairstylists and it only costs $12 and they do a pretty good job.
turs12 - May 28, 2009
I've been saying this for more than a year now...
CUT THE HAIR, VLAD!!! His numbers have gone down, while the injuries have gone up during his dreadlock days.
Chone's Chonies - May 28, 2009
Every 6 - 8 weeks
I will admit to going to a stylist. There is something relaxing in having a woman massaging your scalp while washing your hair,
billhune - May 28, 2009
Is that head massage with or without the happy ending?
PieceOfAase - May 28, 2009
You know the guys who always keep their hair are the guys who have no use for hair. They're not trying to impress anybody.
Who’s that?
Like bums. You ever see a bald bum? They always have a beautiful head of hair. So why is that? I think it’s because they never wash it. It’s the only time you ever see your hair fall out is after you take your shower and you wash your hair, there’s a bunch of hair laying there. If I’d never washed my hair, I’d have a full head of hair. Of course, they could lose their hair, too. Maybe it just stays in. It’s just locked in there. If they ever washed it, they could be bald bums.
(paraphrasing Charles Grodin and Steve Martin)
Fan Since 1981 - May 28, 2009
try being a girl....it's expensive
I love the whole shampoo/scalp massage thing.
ladybug - May 28, 2009
OK stat-heads....
maybe Vlad has a reverse Sampson complex. How were his numbers when he had the shorter ’do? Maybe the longer his hair grows, the worse he gets.
You have your assignment Go forth and staticize.
ladybug - May 28, 2009
...this might require a Stirrups flowchart...
sothball - May 28, 2009
This is why I hate off days
I love my days off—-not theirs.
This is something for the off-season, we should at least have something good to talk about now/
Just Sayin’ …..
TheGrinch - May 28, 2009
You people are insane
haven’t you ever heard of Sampson? You’ll sap whatever’s left of the poor man!
Caseys Kiss of Death - May 28, 2009
I think he should go with the Frederick Douglass Do
Rally Manatee - May 28, 2009
No way, mon. The dreads gotta stay, brah. As for me, I usually just clip to a #2, but lately my inner 80’s metalhead has been coming out and the hair is growing…..and bugging the hell out of me!
firebird81 - May 28, 2009
yes Vlad needs a cut
and i go to a stylist, and she’s awesome.
it’s every 3-4 weeks for me. usually 15-20 bucks.
howiestheman - May 28, 2009
Usually just go to Supercuts every 3 months or so
but last time I tried SportClips (there’s one by my office), and I got the full up treatment with neck and back massage….
NICE
red floyd - May 28, 2009
Haircut, I don't need no stinkin haircut.
Seriously, I haven’t had it cut in years.
matthiasstephan - May 28, 2009
must be like
vlad IS my man - May 28, 2009
havent had a haircut in about 8 months or so.
usually about once a year, but i think its time to go with some shorter hair for a while, especially during the summer
anaheim angels - May 28, 2009
I like to get one about 2-3 months in btwn
6 on top, 3-4 on sides…
vlad IS my man - May 28, 2009
When Artie changes his name to George
then all the Angels cancut their hair trim their facial hair. Until then:
“Gimme a head with hair…”
Moondoggy - May 28, 2009
Question Number 2: Should Dondo grow his dreads back??
He was pitching better with em, thats for sure!
BryanHarvey'sMoustache - May 28, 2009
I got my first strand of silver hair last year...
at age 24. It remains the only strand of grey/silver i have. Right in the front of my “swoop” above my forehead. WTF?
BryanHarvey'sMoustache - May 28, 2009
Secret of gray hair
Every gray hair I got, I got a date. It added up. Chicks dig it.
Rev Halofan - May 28, 2009
i agree...
but at this point it is one-single, strand of gray hair.
Now if it turned into a “streak of silver” then I’d be painting the down red and suddenly develop a limp.
BryanHarvey'sMoustache - May 28, 2009
town, not down.
BryanHarvey'sMoustache - May 28, 2009
Every Sunday.
It has to be fresh on Monday. I got a barber who does it for me in Westminster, $7, thats $28 for a month. Razor cut on the sides and 2 on top with a high fade, otherwise known as, THE HIGH AND TIGHT. But hey if I let just any person do it I will get crap for a “unsat” haircut. Plus I have to shave everyday. Can you say, “cant wait to be a civilian again.”
pendletonmike - May 28, 2009
If you're a Mormon, does it matter?
Just kidding you…my neice and nephews are Mormon…I like them. A lot. Good people (though I don’t share their faith).
sothball - May 28, 2009
Keep the Hair
Keep the hair vlad, the dreads are cool!!!
AngelsFan2011 - May 28, 2009
One word
Flowbee.
Red114 - May 28, 2009
The best way to go
Date the stylist, you get the head massage, with the happy ending and a free haircut out off it.
Now that those days have passed, I go through phases
1. 0 setting on the clippers shaved 2 times a week
2. Stylist medium/high fade 0 to 1 1/2" on top cut about every 2 weeks (cut but the stylist mentioned above, sadly without the happy ending)
3. Current stage, haven’t seen my hair longer that 2" long in the last 18 years. I’m letting it grow a little.
Seik1177 - May 28, 2009
No one
should even consider second guessing Vlad’s personal appearance decisions. He is a baseball God and his decisions should go unquestioned.
All hail Vlady! All hail Vlady!
vladtheimpaler - May 28, 2009
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