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Lunch Thread: Bartolo Bummer

7:05 PM ... Bartolo Colon for the ChiSox @ Joe Saunders for the High Holy Haloage.

I wonder what Bartolo Colon is having for lunch today.

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Cheese pupusa, pork pupusa, chicken pupusa. Repeat 4X.

I would guess

that he is making a circuit of the Southern California Fast Food Restaurants, In ’n Out, Del Taco and the such

Not Sure what Bart is eating...

…but I’d bet that he is definately “super-sizing” it !!

I bet Bartolo is at Mos 2 in Anaheim, probably on his second combo bowl.
Four fried chickens and a coke
And toast. Dry white toast.
"We got two honkies out there dressed like hasidic diamond mechants!"
Colon's Lunch

Can anyone help me?

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More importantly,,,what is Joe having....

and is it the same thing Erv had? Better not be!

my guess

….he’s eating mini sirloin burgers. lots of them

Nope...

…maxi sirloin burgers. All of them.

Some AAA player offered as a sacrifice by Guillen
Wherever Bartolo is eating

I am sure he requested the left side of the menu…… All of the left side of the menu

he is likely eating whole, live chickens

3 of them

My guess....is this.

no way could Colon eat this.

There isn’t nearly enough grease.

disgusting

but so good

Dodger fan friend of mine sent this to me several years ago after Colon was blasted by the Dodgers (hope he gets blasted tonight):

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I did love that one!

:) hysterical

Wow! Must've been one stupid intern working the censors at the Reg

Wonder if Plunkett penned that one? Sam Miller OCR, any ideas (I don’t think Plunky posts here)?

Shouldn't that be...

…“Colon absorbs another pudding”?

Bartolo

I bet he would eat Figgins if the opportunity presented itself.

And i bet his dumps are the size of Figgins.

not enough meat.

The same thing i get when i visit Socal....

… King Taco.

where is that?

All over LA County

I don’t think there are any King Tacos in OC

Tip your waitresses, ladies and germs!

They’ll be here all week.

Lunch

I’m sure Bartolo is enjoying a juicy Cantaloupe with a side of cottage cheese.

Whatever Grimace eats?

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Panther

its taco tuesday...

u know its taco tuesday somewhere…. thats were he is…
honestly if i had to guess though id say rack of oh lets say whale, yeah rack of whale! NO LEFTOVERS EITHER!!!!!

But you have to say that in Ricardo Montalban's voice...

“Tonight is taco night at the Andersons”

rich...Coooooooooorithian..leatherrrr.
Cows the size of Schnauzers

and the little cowboys.

I'm guessing it's this

Is that the (in)famous 100x100?
Off to the Game!!!

I can’t wait to see how fat Bartolo has got since leaving the Angels. Hopefully he will be serving up some fat pitches as well. We need a good showing tonight!!!

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