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Angels Shutout in Seattle, Waste Ervin Santana Masterpiece

Final Score in Washington State: Mariners 1, Angels 0

Ervin Santana pitched a gem in the emerald city, but Brandon Wood is back in the AAA Salt mine, and with an AWOL offense, the Halos lost 1-0 to a Chris Jakubauskas, a Mariner pitcher who lowered his ERA to 6.10 with 6 shutout innings.

Howie Kendrick would seem just about ready to get demoted to AAA or at least put to work selling cotton candy in the aisles at the Big A by next week. After two batters walked to load the bases in the top of the 4th inning, Kendrick swung at the first pitch and hit a weak fly out. Torii Hunter, who had doubled with two out to start the would-be rally, was as close as the Angels got to a run tonight, stranded on 3B.

Santana pitched 6 and 2/3 innings of 1 run ball, allowing 5 hits, lowering his ERA to 3.09 in his 2nd start of the season. His 3 strikeouts on the evening pushed him to sole possession of 16th place on the Angels all-time Strikeouts list, surpassing Francisco Rodriguez, 588 Ks as an Angel to Frankie's 587.

Otherwise, this game blew chunks, and the chunkiest thing in Seattle is raw oysters, so there is your unappealing visual of what this game really looked like. Blechhh.

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Poll
Blame of the Game
Howie Kendrick
102 votes
Howard Kendrick
85 votes

187 votes | Poll has closed

1 recs  |  52 comments

Comments

I voted for Howie (upper button).
we suck today

OUCH

^^^^ How did you get a picture of Mickey Hatchers wife?
i think this is the same

as another time…except they’re wasn’t 2. It was just 1 choice…Howie Kendrick.

But he’ll rebound. I have faith

I voted for Howie (lower Button).
well rev did call a pitchers duel..........

just missed it by a day…………

turn the page on this crap fest

I PICK SOTH FOR THE LINEUP!!!!!
I voted for The Ladder

Howmister

Howard Kendrick BOTG

he doesn’t deserve a nick name

lose

that picture makes me lol
I never knew ostrich had teeth like that
Jabusaaskasasaksksksaksasas does
definitely Howard

howie is a perennial batting champ, howard just sucks..

What a horrible season
Results Up
yeah, WTF ever!

nothing personal of course. Game was epic failure

uh...

TOTAL 106

3 pts 7
0 pts 100

Nice addition, computer

-1

throwing off the total count… no idea why it’s being included in the 0 pts section though. heh

i think i'm watching the Mariners post-game show

Phyzz and Hud are all about Junior and the chemistry of the Mariners. BOOOOOOO

and Rev, oysters aren't the 'chuniest' thing in Seattle

Seattle slugs then geoducks

Dammit

Oh well, Undie Run time

Whew, that fence pic is gone...
Nothing universally creeps people out like an impalement.

I was’nt going to post anything but this game pissed me off that much.

Favorite Facebook group so far

“Not being impaled”

That's funny.....I thought you were kidding until I looked it up.

Reading HH post game threads is better than being impaled.

Vladtheimpaler may disagree...
Pregame picks winners...

are the same 7 people that go to Vegas and bet the Don’t Pass Line at a full table…

Gosh I wonder if

Wood and S-Rod have more HRs than our whole team yet? Gosh sure glad there down in AAA winning games for them.

Why do some people get Negatives scores???

Like JAngel getting a -1

either by only posting in comments........and not using the form.....

or………

only using the form and not posting a comment.

Ah i see
3x or more in a row

Just hopefully some way to tell the person that they’re not reading the rules…

We should have traded Howie for Miguel Cabrera...

Now we couldn’t even get Angel Cabrera for him.

Howie sucks.

They better not F around going into the Dodgers series

They aren’t losing many.

I'm watching "Dodgers Live"

and they were saying ‘Sorry! You’re facing the Bills!" (Chad Billingsley) Geez they’re idiots, although we’re not any better…except for Jose Mota…

I just want to know

how the hell THIS team is just one game over .500. WTF???

How about Mathis's great defense

   Maybe Kendrick and Wood could trade places for a week or so, and let’s see what happens. If Wood blows like last year in the time he gets than O well.

Maybe

we could get a hitting coach who can actually help the hitters?

The Howie (signature) boys

Need to come out and fight these guys. Stick up for your boy. C’mon guys, have a thick skin and fight back!

For instance: “I’m writing down all of your names, when Howie bounces back and becomes the player we all know he can become then I will call all of yuse guys out!”

dude you have too much time on your hands then.....

lol

Actually, if Vlad has a slow start

These guys here will start raking him over the coals. And I will be too lazy to take the advice I gave to the Howie boys. But I’m ready for battle.

raven191 is right behind you! ;)

Are you channelling GA or something?

“And I will be too lazy …”

The difference between me and GA

I’m actually lazy.

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