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John Lackey, Angels Bumped in Texas

Final Score in Arlington: Rangers 5, Angels 3

The Texas Rangers play in the nation's 4th largest media market and it is obvious that MLB wants to get the ratings going to bring in baseball dollars amidst Footballville. They have the umps completely getting in the way of player's establishing their game and a first inning ejection of John Lackey was the most obvious indicator that baseball intends to hand a mediocre organization a competitive edge thru treachery in order to more firmly take on the NFL deep in the heart of Texas.

The terrible Vicente Padilla was given a strike zone slightly deeper than the average Texas oil well, forcing Angels hitters into desperate hacks, many of which went for singles, but plenty of which doomed any chance of them competing (in the comments below, an economist takes issue with my description of Texas Oil Wells, showing Padilla's zone was not recorded as it appeared to me. Probably one of those spoiled brat heirs to an Oklahoma oil fortune wanting daddy to join OPEC or something, but okay, Padilla attacked the zone, the Angels hacked the zone and that was that).

May the farce be with you, MLB, the Rangers are 6 games over .500 for the first time since steroids were banned by baseball and are one urine specimen and a Tim Donaghy-style investigation away from their rightful place... and that would be fighting for third with Seattle.

Lackey was ejected after hitting Ian Kinsler. The plate-crowding cheat ended up scoring that inning to tie the game 1-1. Lackey's ERA now stands at: INFINITY. That is kind of awesome when you stop and think about it, which is better than spending another ten seconds thinking about this miserable excuse for a point shaving scandal.

Of course, the real pox on baseball in all this obvious slanting toward Texas is that every Jim-Bob and Joe-Ellen Cro Magnon Redneck Horseturd around the country starts to crawl out from under their hunting dogs to chant YEE-HAW in a Texan version of the harmonic convergence with a visionary figment of Billy Carter floating in the barbecue smoke to encourage the good old boys in their patriotic self-strokage.

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Poll
Blame of the Game
Lackey - Huh?
261 votes
Hunter - GIDP
15 votes
Aybar - GIDP
19 votes
Morales - 4 LOB
46 votes
Abreu - 3 LOB
21 votes

362 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

F everything.
This is getting really hard to watch....

10 hits all singles. It is hard to watch three slap hitters all in a row! I really hope things turn around soon. On a brighter side Bulge looked good out of the pen today.

But the Angels can't use Brandon Wood's services

Noooooo.

Of course not

he hits homeruns, who needs those…

He'd screw up the feng shui
Yeah all 9 of his HRs

are just useless for the major league club.

RIght

Everyone knows how a HR just kills a rally. And how can we deploy our running game if the bases are cleared?

BOTG Lackey without question

WTF? Does he not know the Angels have the worst bullpen in the league?

agreed, throwing two consecutive purpose pitches served no purpose
+1
I apologize for the 4 post......Stupid browser....
it's OK, you voted for me
darn, i thought you really liked my post!
well i did rec'd it
He coulda saved one for IK's next AB...

pitched him inside all day…or something

BOTG Halos offense
What a disaster of a game
Lackey for Blame.

You just cant do that anymore…. Once in a time you could Def do that… not now.

screw all you guys saying lackey threw on purpose

his command was of no 1 throws intentionally at the first batter off the DL. Padilla was off too he threw 2 wild pitches in the 1st. and loux threw a couple wild pitches too. idk what was wrong but those were not intentional. lackey should not have been tossed

oh bullfuckingshit

even the announcers stated they knew Lackey did it intentionally. If they can figure that out, ANYONE can.

lackey is nothing more than a low life, ass-wipe jerk-off of a douchebag.

Hey Lackey…GROW THE F UP AND IGNORE THE TROLLS….show some class and MATURITY, ya sniveling whiney jerk

a major league pitcher doesn't accidently put pitch 1 behind a hitter's head and pitch 2 in the hitter's ribs
then he needs to go back down to learn how to control the ball
Wow....ladybug......kind of harsh, no?

I’m going to have to ask Rev to suspend your account…

:)

go right ahead

it isn’t harsh. IF Lackey did it on purpose, he’s a selfish jerk. IF he did it on accident, which I doubt, then he needs to be sent down to learn ball control.

Did any wild pitches like this get thrown at rehab games? NO
Has he ever really hit any player unless there’s “revenge” attached to it? NO

He has a history with the Rangers. He showed how immature he is. THAT is not the act of a team leader.

Maybe payback from Padilla hitting Rivera last time?
It started with Adam Kennedy in like '06 or '05
Adam Kennedy and

today’s starter for the Rangers, Scooter Feldman.

that game if you watch MLB

from 2006 was 3 Rangers were plunked in that game and Feldman finally plunked Adam. And unlike the rangers just taking their base , he decided that he should charge the mound and start a fight. The video is on MLB cause I am sure someone will say the Rangers hit you all first, which is not the case in that game.

yup

I remember that game. Feldman (a sidearm pitcher then) throwing a sidearm punch, and Mark DeRosa tackling Kennedy. But idk, things have been pretty heated with these two teams in the past few years. I remember Gerald Laid getting into it with an Angels player before a game, too.
If there such thing as a rivalry brewing, then good. But it’s not oficially a rivalry until the other team starts winning, too.

I was only teasing...

I’ve never seen you so fired up…..yowza.

it happens

I’m calmer now…kind of. It was a bone head move. Sosh needs to slap him

So if Lackey doesn't hit IK, the Angels win because he only gives up 2 runs and pitches 8 or 9 innings?
Abreu

this guy is a slap hitter in a power hitters body? i’m tired of his freakin singles. he’s a corner OF and only hits singles and walks.

Exactly

Just cause Lackey pitches doesnt mean the offense mixes in a double. When you get 10 hits all singles, you shouldn’t win.

If Lackey doesn't hit IK

Angels score 10 runs and win : p

Really?

Well then, I guess when you get 8 hits, and SEVEN of them are singles, and the other an unscoring double, you should DEFINITELY, not win, right?

Because that’s what the Rangers did.

isnt that what we have reggie for?
To mix a double or HR?

Lol I thought he just mixed in a walk

my reply was to HALO 86.....

all he does is get singles or walks.

Ahh gotcha

go Reggie

Vladdy

i hope he’s healthy enough when he comes off the DL. at least we know he’s got some power plus Nap.

yeah

could have saved some money. i’m not saying what Abreu puts up isn’t nice, but not for what i thought we were getting from him.

He thinks he's Figgy now

Or Hatcher taught him how to become a slap hitter

BOTG Lackey?

I’m still not buying that it was intentional, and besides these guys are all pros. Lackey getting run truly sucked, but it shouldn’t have decided the game. And as others have pointed out, John had nothing to do with the offense, or lack thereof. Blame enough to go around, not just for John.

People are not thinking logically

It’s the offense that lost the game

I think it is more logical to say that the offense lost the game than it is to try and justify what Lackey did or to say it was accidental
I didn't justify or say anywhere that it was accidental
I know that but others did
Scottnak Fail!

click the results they load the pic!

BOTG Lackey

Lackey’s machismo – damn selfish.
The offense is to blame too, but to get kicked out of the game before it barely begins!

LAckey

no way. he didn’t even effect the game. no telling what would have happen today if he pitched longer.

After two years of arguing with Angels fans

Getting into it with the pseudo-shitckickers is FUN ! ! ! ! !

Fun to watch, too!
BOTG: MLB drug testing.

Abreu needs some juice, he’s mysteriously lost his power.

Too much?

Isn’t this rant a little, well, too much? I’m willing to believe that the ump was betting on the game, or if not, getting Lackey back for something he did in the distant past. Umps are conceited, sensitive, and petty that way. The Angels have a real complaint to make with Major League Baseball, especially when Masterson didn’t get tossed for hitting two batters and throwing behind Torii the other night. They should be on the phone with the league right now.

But a conspiracy to push the Rangers into the playoffs? In light of the monopoly protection MLB enjoys from Congress, does anyone really believe that could happen? The other 29 owners would be calling their congressmen so fast Bud Selig wouldn’t even have time to blame the union before his ass gets hauled in front of an antitrust hearing. This just seems like sour grapes to me. The ump hosed the Angels before the game even really started, but the Rangers still won the game.

Rev Halofan's rants are to be swallowed whole in one big gulp.

They are not to be picked apart, carefully looking for a bone that was missed, or a stray hair that had fallen from the server’s head.

I mean

I get as angry as anyone about shit games like today’s. It was a shit game. The Angels lost, I’m mad at the officiating, and Vicente Padilla is not that good. But there’s a line between being angry about losing and just being angry at the other team, at their fans, even at the people who happen to live in the area. Even if this stuff isn’t to be taken seriously, it still strikes me as a little below the belt.

Dude you nailed it...

We play these guys 17 more times this season. I want a slam dancing PIT on this site every time it happens and if it means stage diving onto some bodies in the process, oh well, what di d you want, another three paragraph game wrapup? HA!!!!!!!!

Well, after the last two games, I’m dying to see the Angels wallop the Rangers tomorrow, and if that’s the goal, then mission accomplished.

does that mean that the monthly f-bomb rule is off when we play the rangers??
NO

Be creative in voicing your antipathy, disgust and rage.

The irony of this statement.
the irony

is that Maxipad here cannot see “creativity” as applying outside your narrow, literal, all-info no impulse, puzzle-solving but never puzzle-creating mind.

Maxipad?

Congrats, you’ve ascended to the levels of 3rd grade bully. Keep it up, Padawan.

I’ve got no problems with ragging on my team or anyone in general, just actually be clever about it/don’t try too hard.

Your write up/Texan references are dated and weak. Oil wells? Jim Bob? Rednecks? A gallon of originality would quench your comedic thirst right up.

agreed

mentioning Dubya is more than enough to make us look bad. The rest is just cliché.

the sooner you suceed the better

hows that?

seceed*
Secede

Although correcting spelling doesn’t make it any more likely. We have some iconoclastic conservatives down here who infight each other quite a bit – and that one falls into the biggest outrageous claim category. We have to take some local stuff with the same grains of salt that you may use about state budgets.

The Rangers

have a great line up. I still wonder about their pitching over the long haul. Padilla threw almost 120 pitches and I wonder why they let him go so long. This is a marathon and the Texas heat usually wears down the Rangers’ pitchers (or so I have heard) so if Texas is going to overuse their starting pitching in May, I would worry about the long haul if I were a Rangers fan. I think the division will come down to the Angels or Rangers and I still like the Angels’ chances. Eventually, we might see Brandon Wood and perhaps even a trade for a bullpen fixture and we have the best starting rotation in baseball which means a lot come the dog days of late summer. In short, everybody chill out.

Agreed

I just logged in to to say the same thing. We hit the ball hard the last two days and just didn’t get the breaks. We are getting all our players back soon and we will be poised to make a run. Also, we have been so flat at the end of last two years I can see us being hot at the end of season when it matters most. This team is too good not to be there in the end. Maybe the tough competion this year will make us tougher come playoff time. This team has been through alot but they are still hanging in there given all the adversity. The one thing I like about this team so far is that they don’t quit.

If a title is not won in

May then why plunk the best hitter of the opposing team in May just cause they won the first game against you? Just curious…..cause it makes no sence.

because he thought he could get away with it

He was wrong. It is called a gamble. He took it, he lost. Go to Vegas, happens all day, no big deal.

This is all about what Kinsler said about Lackey bringing his A-game, right?

Sorry, late the arguement.

late to the arguement....
Marlon Byrd said it (of all people)

but i think it played a roll.

Lackey

First of all, of course Lackey was throwing at Kinsler. IMHO, this had everything to do with Marlon Byrd’s "better bring his ‘A’ game" comments before the series.

It’s May. It’s not the end of the world that Lackey got tossed after two pitches. I’m glad someone on this team has the titanium balls to show some toughness and heart. Candidly, I’m a little disappointed that the other Angels pitchers did not take care of Bryd’s comments and provide cover for Lackey before yesterday’s game.

Remember 2002. That team won because it had heart, mental toughness and bravado.
Texas has the swagger now.

Loux

How much longer is Soth going to keep putting Loux’ 88 mph straight-as-line fastball on display for the opposition to have batting practice with? This is an embarrassment .

Thompson has been pitching well; Rodriguez and Wood continue to tear-it-up. At least give some of the kids in Salt Lake City a chance to prove what they’ve got.

Lackey

It’s possible that the rain delay messed with Lackey’s warmup routine, to the point where throwing 90 pitches coming off an injury would carry some risk. So maybe he thought instead of scratching the start he would get a little payback for Byrd’s comments. Why else would he throw those pitches on the first two pitches of the first batter of the game? Usually guys go a little deeper into the game before they bean someone.

Wow Rev

That was Jeff-esque from LL!

The funniest part of the whole write-up...

…Lackey’s ERA. INFINITY.

Finally, an ERA no one in the bullpen can exceed.

now that is funny

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