Halos Heaven

watching this team go to the pen

is like watching a snail get hit with salt. the death is slow and inevitable

and yet oddly, fascinating to watch

can't take my eyes away

GET THAT TARD OUTTA THE GAME

Fan got in the way

WHAT THE HELL MAN

might had been a sox fan

he looked like he had an angels cap on

whatd i miss?

foul ball fan interference

WHATTHEFUCK

SHIT

PUNCH-OUT

And that wasnt a strike

escort OUT

YESSSSS

Somewhere K-Rod is smiling.

I was just thinking the same thing

Haha, no. He plays for the Mets.

You NEVER smile when you play for the Mets.

cuz he bought stock in MLB Depends

rwararwrarwarwarwarwrwar

Luckily Varitek is terrible

yesssssssssssssssssssssss

Fuentes says Relax......

Rally Time FTW!!!

I dont know if my heart can handle rooting for this team

and people thought Frankie and his drama was the problem.

It has only gotten worse, I tell you, worse.

I can has leadoff walkoff HR?

OH GOD PLEASE

i prefer

walk, walk, walk, 1st grandslam of 2009

haz

Whoops

let's Go Halos!

KOWBELL TIME

KMo - 3. One out.

I WANT DUH MONKEH

....well that sucked.

But this baby to bed Nappy

Cmon side salad. Go Homer time

more like go home

No extras

For the love of god no extras

they didnt hear you.

Dammit Nap

Yuh cann doit Juan

lets go Bat Sniffer

WHY?

Vamos Juanito

Yay extras. :(

Dare I guess that it is Bulger for the 10th, gulp!

I need a drink

Yeah guys, just swing at anything...

Thats the Hatcher Way

wow that was just....sad. really, really sad.

Free extra baseball now.

That just means leave the stadium right...?

Now, now, we're Angel fans.

Not Dodger fans.

That's one way to put it

I need this game to end by the Ducks game

BAD

So, where will the souvenir land?

mastermind565 - May 14, 2009 reply

well this should be over fast........

Dondo is coming in

A R R E D O N D O !

Dondo

great.

Let's see which Dondo shows up........

Halo21 - May 14, 2009 reply

the same one from the other night apparently

the bad one

or the really bad one

Man does David Ortiz need roids or what?

mastermind565 - May 14, 2009 reply

and a bro...or a manzeer

Dondo

needs to go drink some water

Well this ump has been terrible

the sux are just ued to gettig every call

Francona tossed from the game.

for what?

92

lol for what?

arguing balls and strikes

arguing strikes and balls

You know yakyu?

Chirpping from the dugout

for third strike calls to ten batters today

Dondo's gonna lose it for sure now

He’s sucked all year.

I stand corrected

Thank you, Torii!

meanwhile our bullpen still sucks

A single ends this game

we still have to bat....

Against Papelbon

Oh noes

....the slack jawed yokel

Mouthbreather

Between him and Beckett I don’t know which one I hate more.

Man, learn the rules

I think having an ump not genuflect to them

has rocked the bosux world

10 ʞ's

would have me arguing balls and strikes too.

Francona didnt care too much the other day when Papelbon was getting the mile wide strike zone.....

you live by the ump, you die by the ump

the marine layer giveth and it taketh away

Squash the rat boy please.

I cant stand him.

TORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

"If I can't win with my bat, I will win it with my glove."

torii says watevz

.............

holy shit

"Tori" "Tori" "Tori"

please score a run in the bottom half, I can't take this crap bullpen

Get that man to the All Star game please.

Sweet

Dondo has friends to watch his back

Or cover his ass

And right now, his 6+ ERA ass is lookin’ mighty big.

What happened?!?!?!

Great catch by Torii to keep the runner at second from advancing.

Sweet. Thank you!

torii sprints back to the warning track and with his arm oustretched picks the ball outta the air

and then big papi fails x 6 to get us out of the inning.

Torii

full boar to the deepest part of the plate to catch Rat Boys fly ball for the second out and he keeps the runner at second

plate=park

Geeeeeez. Torii can't be stopped right now.

OntariGro - May 14, 2009 reply

Damn, that was amazing. Even for Tori

0-6rtiz........

Aybar walk of HR

I just feel it in my bones.

ITS A TRAP

indeed it is

well so much for that :(

you need new bones

bone marrow transplant

dude, you boned yourself

thanks for stopping by, Mathis

freakin Cancer Bat

LOL

sigh

sigh

sigh

sigh

sigh?

13 LOB is a sad stat

but we only have 4 LOB because our bats aren’t hot

Bulger, really????

lackey sighting!

this game is panther

first time all season I’ve seen the back and forth rally and really excited to watch!

A rally really that's realistic.

nice alliteration

sally sells sea shells by the sea shore!

Hello 11th

wow that was just....sad. really, really sad.

Is this game lasting longer than 2hrs. and 40 min.?

Bay again?

Good God. We just got the guy out 10 mins ago.

sigh

sigh

sigh

cmon mathis you're supposed to square that up

But Mathis is the defensive guru!

K-WP

Boston Teams are so darn pesky.

It annoys me .

more importantly

Boston fans are so terrible.

strike out, wild pitch, just what we don't need

So....how bout them Ducks?

I hate Boston games

Fudruckers..........

love that place

you had the Buffalo burger?

never actually eaten at one.......

closest one to me is 2 and half hrs away

shame

you should make the trip

HAHAHAHAHA KILL ME NOW

open your curtain.... :)

dp

ftw

6-4-3!

The Friend

Double Play

now we just need the sexy friend

Ms. Home Run so I can go be productive.

The Friend with benefits

WiHaloFan - May 14, 2009 reply

Ooh La La

steroids?

Tension!!!!

that temporarily scared me

just for a second

Are you The Worlds most interesting man?

My dog is the world's most interesting dog

He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s a fighter too, so don’t get any ideas.

I bought his eyebrow clippings on eBay

Lime trees give him fruit on command

does he roundhouse so hard that the world reverses its rotation?

no, but he did teach spanish to a german shepherd

sometimes I really like Aybar

and sometimes I wonder how Brandon’s doing in AAA

he's hitting the long ball

something we could use.

note the sig...

wasn't whining, there would have been more adjectives describing soth

did someone say that ’10 was Wood time?

me. wood runs out of options in 2010 and cannot be bounced.

this will force their hands. so they will wait for that bridge…

ill take it

the sheriff in ’10 is fine with me

Sounds like a tragic love triangle.

my heart is torn

I prefer the bizarre kind

being a New Order fan.

I never took you as a New Order fan

very nice

Let's go Halos

please!

Finally, the bullpen pitches well...

but the offense can’t push a run across…anybody heard this story before?

Mighty Maicer Lead the Way!!!!

Finish it here, guys. Quick.

Before somebody balks and I lose my 3 points.

Ah crap

Here comes Crapelbon

Let's go most luminous Angel players of all resistance power!

Torii's gonna finish this

SCHalo - May 14, 2009 reply

Crapelbon is up

Pimplebutt.

Izzy needs to intentionally foul off about 30 pitches just to piss him off.

Started off that way

Papelbon struggled on Sunday before working out of it (against Tampa Bay)

Cinnabon is pitching

Who do we have for the 12th if it goes that far

I'm afraid to ask or think about it.

Could Loux pitch?

you would think so

Boy King

To be a real Red Sux fan

you need a new cap. All the posers wear them acid washed, like in Stirrups’ jeans, type.

i can get behind this.

time to get a run off of Cletus

good eye Macier

wow

Pedroia-Spider Man

nice grab

bleh

i’ll still kill you with a spork pedroia!!!

i once killed a grizzly with a spork

I thought vladismyman

was the worlds most interesting man

he is

i just learned spork martial arts

Damn Trolls at second

Mighty's gotta get on base...

That dream died quickly.

IF EVER it was your time to hit it the time is NOW

booooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I've gone 24 hours without sleep.

If this inning ends tied up, I’m taking a nap. I don’t need this crap.

90210

do it, do it, jack and coke

Evening all - What have I missed?

Santana was okay, Tori had another great catch, 3 Angel triples, Shields blew another hold.....

3 triples?

Was Bengie Molina one of them?

ha, no, Abru, Hunter, Aybar

only bengie molina could turn a HR into a triple lol

well it would on be fitting for Torii to end this .

cmon Tori crush one off ol'slack jaw

lets go play some dominoes

Don't walk!!! Who's gonna bat you in???

a single also doesn't improve that situation

SUCK

that, Papschmear

nice!

neat

.com

Way to go Torii

Now get the others to bring you home

torii needs to give his other i to kmo

Tor for the win!

whatever Tori's drinking he needs to be passing it around the clubhouse

A gapper ends it KMO

The Cuban Missle is due for a bomb

acuda, this is one of those moments for which we put up with you...

your boy needs to deliver

Hits or GTFO

hah

ZiK - May 14, 2009 reply

A pitch would be nice, Craps.

to the plate please Blue Ribbon

hey, the batter is the other way jerk

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MY GOD!!!!!

no respect for KMO

look paps

he’s going to steal. no matter what you do.

ZiK - May 14, 2009 reply

qft

Tori(i) don't take no mess!!!!

suck that, Papeldung

LOLZ

Running Man

SUCK IT PAPELBON, ha, ha, ha

They’re delaying

A Single

will win this baseball game. C’mon Kmo.

If only it were that simple.

See what happens when you don't throw to first

we run

yeah he really should've tried to hold him on

until the end of time

your job just got a lot easier, acuda...

we ain’t asking for too much now.

Is it illegal to meet on the mound and sneak the ball to the 2nd basemen to tag out the leadoff?

I think the pitcher has to step on the rubber with the ball to put things back in play

baseball could use funny trick plays

where’s the ball now? who knows?

no

the pitcher just cannot be on the rubber

rookie of the year shenanigans right there

No, that's a hidden ball play

Pitcher can’t go on the mound without the ball though

WiHaloFan - May 14, 2009 reply

Not if Eddings is at the plate

Pap's Blue Ribbon

tastes like shit

NAppy headed salad.....

F T W !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Kool Aid !!!

c'mon NAP

Napoli is overdue today

Papelbons last pitch was really outside

CMON NAP JESUS CHRIST

Jesus mows my lawn

Napoli Power Up!!!

SIDE SALAD

torii steals 3rd

how about a wild pitch

that'll work

IBB, acuda. You are off the hook.

Silly Torii

You make baseball so fun to watch.

+1

ULCER!

Torii beasting the basepaths

:)

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee

Cmon Naps lets do work

0-2

cmoncmoncmoncmoncmoncmoncmon

I expect somthing filthy

HOME RUN, TORII! HOME RUN! HOME RUN, TORII! HOME RUN!

er…
RUN HOME, TORII! RUN HOME!

run home, Jack

ftw!

Good Eye, Naps

wild pitch

BUNT IT! THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!

get your ass back on the mound jackass

ohpleasohpleaseohplease

dinker up the middle!

SurfCity - May 14, 2009 reply

B-bmp B-bmp B-bmp

crosses finger

cmon Naps

that foul nearly killed me

gameday is like watching a horribly boring cartoon.

walkoff = more all star votes napoli

the tension...I can feel my blood pressure rising

sigh

gosh darn

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

sad angry frustrated face

SON OF A BITCH

ugh fail

dang it

PROFANITY

Bob Saget

whose pitching? guesses

ballsack

OK, I'm tired.

This is too good a game to pass up, but I need some rest. I’ll check the score when I wake up. BETTER BE JUST ANOTHER HALOS VICTORY DAMMIT

I never sleep good when I try and do that, I'm always thinking did the Angels win?

LOUD NOISES

THROW STRIKES

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ONE

SCREAMMMMMINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

still dondo

doing very well

Long as it works

grandpa gets a weak hit

bleh bleh bleh bulge in

WE

LOSE

Bulger in

Matt UK - May 14, 2009 reply

which Bulger will we see

oh God save us

here comes Bulger

Well, Dondo didn't suck as much as usual

a ringing endorsement

Good to see the Black Cloud back

Am I wrong?

No

what New Order song is Dondo?

Shellshock

Bulger: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

bulger sucks

LOL

Profanity

lugo

5 hits? wow

That's just unacceptable

bulgers in

game over

Crap

and thus beins the end of days

Bulger

When is he going to just go away?

cold shower

i bet

Brandon Wood could pitch better

Kotch could have pitched that

right he when he blows it

here*

we said his name three times

we’ve unleashed the monster and the only way to beat it is with silver bullets and crosses.

Do you think that they'll put papschmear in again?

yeah

its effectively a save situation now… tho he cant get a save

i give up

Bulger

umm… what.com?

keep dondo - send bulger down - even if we lose him

shoulda kept dondo in

yay 4 pitch walk..

loads shotgun

for yourself or Bulger?

Hmm....

An Angels sweep if the BP doesn’t blow it

Im glad we waited 12 innings to see this

LOL

DP please.

1-2-6, please.

Or even 1-2-3

oh great....

pedroia is up

Oh boy....

UninSpeiered working in the pen

Bulger setting up the DP lol

From Bulge to Downward Speier

Bulger’s a joke…

BrentSchmidt - May 14, 2009 reply

so much for this game

I think ill watch the ducks now

Dear god, Speier is warming up.

Rev, u ready??, ur in next.

Love to see the Rev's forkball

I can throw a sporkball if needed.

Sporkball

STFD Pedroia

Time to give Rich Thompson another chance.

or Ash Thompson

Wheres the warning

don’t they know that Bulger is called the Head Hunter

a strike out?????

what???

Bulger

thank you very much.

uh wow.....

big K

did NOT see that coming

Still not out of it yet

0-7...?

well....

wtf?

please get ortiz out

97mph heater, sit down rat boy!

Matt UK - May 14, 2009 reply

a consolation K

before we get behind by 3 runs

boo, if Bulger is the man that lights papi's fire i will be sad

you know it's just bound to happen

hahahahahaha

Ortiz first HR coming?

i hope not

no

he’s gona walk him

and one

more ball…

Bulger is an olympic medalist

Its true, its true

Ha. wrestling reference

Rather have Kurt Angle pitching

Got the job done

While Flashing His Silver Medal Skills.

i sware if he walks him....

that would really suck

I think swareing is aloud on this site

3-2 oh no

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

suck it!

2-3 groundout

Nice play Mathis

Matt UK - May 14, 2009 reply

its a miracleeeeeee

RED SOX FAIL

LOL

Holy Smokes

i just shit my pants.com

well his is Big Poopy

wow, just wow

don't walk a .209 hitter

Great PLay JM

What kind of slider does Rich Thompson's wife have

may need her

well that's nice

but too bad we won’t score cuz the offense is ANEMIC

thank you baby jesus

uhh can we just have some decent AB's please

0-7

Ortiz is a has-been without his steroids

Nice play Jeffro.

when he hit thst crap hit i was like

oh god hes gonna air mail the throw

well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox

BULGER GOT OUT OF A JAM!!!!!

I assume everything is okay, I had to turn off Gameday audio, I hate this

Nice!

What happened to Papi?

no more roids

His dealer went to LA

lmao

Papi has left 12 on base today

Would not leave 12 Big Macs in the clubhouse

LOL

OUR BULLPEN ROCKS \m/

We are the best worst bullpen is baseball

Gotta win it here Halos

Don’t want another inning of the Bulge or one with Speier

Speier was warming up in the pen.

Red wings up by 1 now. :(

BrentSchmidt - May 14, 2009 reply

No!

Was it that damn Frazen again?

Hudler

REX???

Jiri

Rex’s son

mathis walk off?

Bulger is a really good pitcher

He just hasn’t shown it at the big league level yet. Maybe getting out of that jam will get him going

Spird - May 14, 2009 reply

Light the fire under his arse?

Cant believe we got out of that

time for redemption, offense

Would be nice for Juan to rediscover his power here

needs to sniff his bat more

1b!

base hit rivera

pinch runner willits

I'd make that move

ain’t like Willits is slower than Rivera, plus a fresh pair of legs.

mediocrity at its best on base

does a single

count as power?

Nah

I will take it though

Yeah !!! Juahnny

Willits do a Werth

Steal 2nd, then 3rd, then home

even better, ITP hr from the admiral

Rally Monkey

Invoking the Rally Monkey.

No such thing anymore.

What u talking about Willis??

Oh hey it worked being negative of that monkay!!!

run Reggie run

Screw singles

aybar cant bunt LOL

This is what we have Reggie Willits for everybody.

gary matthews jr. jr. - May 14, 2009 reply

new record!

david ortiz’s 12 LOB ties him with todd helton and glenn beckert for most in one game

so far...

that's awesome

willits should steal second

Reggie...ready the confetti.

ayBUNT?

iBunt

apple product in ’10

We have a new nickname

I can't take this torture

CHARGE!

We want Woody

Apparently "Brandon" is his middle name. His real name is Richard.

I’m calling him Dick Wood from now on.

that was so

2008.

Yeah well I didn't realize it until last night.

I was just messin

lets still be friends :)

WHERE WAS THAT BUNT IN OCTOBER!?!?!

oh noes its Cancer Bat

I see a slapped single to right in the future

better get your eyes checked

come on Jeff!

I guess it was left-center!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

come on Mathis.......

do eeet

FAILBAR DOESN'T FAIL

Please get a hit Mathis

Dear stolenbases,

To leftfield okay for you?
<3
Math

TheTypingFiend - May 14, 2009 reply

Perfect!

WIN!

does anyone else think

Mathis should full on wear Road Warrior Animal face paint next game. With a spider in the middle?

GAME OVER ANGELS WIN

Mathis + Walkoff =More Womenz

Playya

More Womenz for you Brotha

AAAAAAAGHEGHHEHEAHEAGEGEHHAHAHHH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

F' Yeah

Well deserved

WOWOW

HOLY CRAP

Mathis says 2008 BA whatevz

Now lets do it in...

October.

YAYA

jeeaaahhh

wow, that was a nice one

Panther = Papi

lol

lol verily

FTW!!! LOL

ETYHJKNBFDTRFCXCVBSAASA#$%^&**8&^%$

seconded

thank you JEFF MATHIS!!!!!!!!!!

Mathis = panther???????

MATHIS FTW

MATHIS!!!!!

Thank you!

Mathis da man

Helluva Homestand

Light It Up!

light up that magnificent Halo!

Light it up, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suck it chowds

Panther= Bulger

For getting out of that jam!

to be fair, he got into the jam first

nah, he didn't

inherited a runner from Arredondo. He got out Pedroia and Papi with the bags chucked. Panther

Yes, but the Bulge gave up a single and a walk to load the bases

hid did allow a walk and a hit

Arredondo was much better today

come on guys

Bulger defied expectations by getting Papi and Pedroia out. When Pedroia had four hits too. Give the guy some credit

BTW- Arredondo was good

But we expect that out of him. Hard to argue for Torii for Panther too

Yeah, he did ok

But he defied expectations because the expectations were so low!

okay?

what more you want out of him? Yeah, he gave up a hit and walk…but he K’d Pedroia which was awesome, then got Papi too

We get your point

It’s hardly panther worthy though when you load the bases

there’s no pleasing you guys

you're right

it would have been better if he’d given up three runs rather than load the bases and getting out of it, sheesh

either way, it's a win!

who cares who is panther? Great job LAA!

Yup!

That’s what I’m thinking.

Torii called

He asked if you forgot about him!

no, he could be panther too

Just trying to get some cred for Bulger

it's actually Tori

he gave an i to the team

so corny

you could eat it off the cob, but you got to love the guy. Man, he’s fun to watch

SWEET JESUS!!!

WOOOOOHOOOOO!

now if only the ducks can channel that win into one of their own

WIN!!!!

Light up that hAlo!!!!

suck that you New England sons of bitches

just another halo victory

Mathis is making me feel proud to wear my Halo hat with his autograph

The best news...

That should be the last time we see chowda fan clowns until Post Season.

I sure hope not.

Nah you gots to beat the man

to be the man! I want to go to New England and rip that ALCS Trophy right out of their damn dirty ape hands.

any reference like that gets a rec.

So Bullpen - Shields performed admirably.

TheTypingFiend - May 14, 2009 reply

Bulger held it down.

Bulger with the W

Shields with the blown save

Beckett was yelling shit to Mathis as he ran to first base. Ha, ha, ha

Really

What can you really yell to the guy with a walk off hit against your team?

“You couldn’t have done that last season”?

TheTypingFiend - May 14, 2009 reply

Roid Rage probably

AMERICA! F**K YEAH!!!