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hey new thread
Let's Go Angels
this guy looks like Nomo's cousin
OK... ok... I'm in the rally thread.
pretty pathetic top of the 6th
The umps can kiss my ass
Loux at 75 pitches...
evening all
Wotcha
whoop

another ‘dinner time’ watcher

Let's go Loux!
wow morning

i woke up late

whoa.. thank you foul pole
Fooled him bad

that swing was ugly as an Anne Heche family reunion

U-G-L-Y

You ain’t got no alibi you Ugly

wow camden yards looks empty
it always is

i’ve been there 5 times everytime it looked like it was less than 50% full

Rainy weather+shitty economy+early Wed. Day game+bad team= low ticket sales
k'ed looking nice job
K

Loux’s dealing

Both

Santana and Lackey have extended spring training this week. And should be in Rancho next week.

santana is pitching today

and lackey is throwing tomorrow

if i remember correctly

Loux looks pretty good
...only one hit in last 14 batters...
i log on to put down my pregame picks in...

and we already have a second thread! Dang you early morning games!

Bagelman is just pwning these fools
4-5-6 coming up

we gotta get some damn runs

Bobby is absolutely allergic to the OF wall

he’s pretty scary

hit that warning track

and started to tippy toe

D saves Loux again.
as long as bobby makes the play..

i dont care how he does it

I can haz runz?
With burgers

made with schnauzers that look like cattle

Shane "The Magician" Loux
There was just a commercial for

MENOPAUSE (The Musical)

Good morning… not even done with the first cup of coffee here…

hey hey

we’re on our evening coffees here!

Let's all get up and get some runs now.
TORII...BOMBS AWAY!!!
God I love the Hula
yeah that ball can get the FUCK out
*********HOMERUN********Torii Hunter!****************
torii BOMB

torii WORTH… EVERY…PENNY

ToRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ha - Torii Torii
IF ITS FAIR ITS GONEEE
o captain my captain
We have received the message from HQ and it is

TORII TORII TORII!!!!!

HA!!

Palmer just said “unfortunately one swing…” and BOOM

Give Torii a Mini Sirloin Burger!
Holy crap that was awesome

Anyone else watching the O’s feed? They were talking about how well their pitcher was doing and the color guy was literally saying, “[he’s doing well]…now unfortunately, one swing…” as he threw the pitch. Then Torii hits it out. That was so freaking cool.

it hillarious how he crushes the shit out of the ball everytime
Akudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HR NOW FOR MORALES!!!
back to back

yippeayaaaa mini sirlon burgersssss

K-Mo

back to back!

Back to Back

Hunter – Morales

Back to Back

Ring the KOWBELL

Barbie Wet

Ken Dry!

.........

wow.

c;mon lets go back-to-back
back-to-back

letmesayyeah

kmo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love when Gameday says..

in play (run)s and there is no one on base…

Uh back to back!
this shit be crazy yo
**********HOMERUN********Kendry Morales!**************
Sweet! Walk away to pick up lunch and the homers start to fly!

Either that, or it’s the rally thread!

go get more lunch!

;p

I think I might...

be back in a few. I’m expecting it to be 6-1 by then.

Tex who??

K-Mo in the house! wow!!!

I believe the proper name is U-Haul
and i hate U-haul too!!

f’n “$19/day to move mom’s bedroom” but they leave off the $3.00/mile part.

Damn hoping we'd get the trey.
damn howie almost made 3
Rally without the burgers
looks like everybody wants to hit one out now
Ouch
play details please
GMJ line drive into Uehara's stomach
damn, thats gotta hurt
Hopefully he just needs to catch his breath
oh poor guy

ouch

Pitcher whacked in gut by Matthews come-backer...
ow that sucks
probably knocked the wind out of him at least
ow thats gonna leave a mark

hope he’s alright

That's one way to take out the pitcher.

I hope he is okay though.

that's gonna bruise up like a bitch
Damn, that's gotta hurt
Did GMJ miss the base?
I saw that too!

He totally did. No idea what he was doing.

He went back and tagged it

He was caught between standing and diving and ran right past it.

Heart punch

that sucks

There is no denying that Uehara has balls

or at least HAD them.

he was still trying to make the play

then just went down

Seeing it live, I thought it hit him in the bare hand. I think he's going to be ok.
terrible luck to do it against uehara

even worse luck to not have done it against beckett

against Beckett I want it to ricochet off his fat head
that's gonna leave a mark
Juan subsequently kicks Uehara's dog
hit him in the urethara?
i would only wish that upon the red sox
This was, ummm, not his best inning.
Coulda been worse

uh…………..his.pants could’ve fallen down. or something

man what a tough inning for uehara

he looked good tho.

Terry (I think) said that he shouldn't have taken the mound that inning
Joan Baez is in
Just when we were starting to hit this guy, GMJ has to take him out of the game.
i know right

eff HGHj!

/sarcasm

First we send half our team to the DL...

Now we’re starting to work on the opponents. LOL

wow thats just scary
let's blow this out of the water
Pitcher target practice time
Another hit pitcher!

This time off the leg…

Another O's pitcher hit by the ball
Maybe they should put up the batting practice screen
Bases juiced. Nice
HEY FIGGY

I smell Wood……..

Geez...what did they do to deserve this?
mice tits no joy
Figgy + Izzy + Mathis GEtting lucky =

shuckage

Dondo time?
Knowing Soth...

we will see Dondo, Shields, Fuentes…

...no sooner posted, then I hear Loux is back out for the 7th...
I seen Kazuya Iishi at the airport in January

and asked him about his head. he replied " that was along time ago, but I still remember it."

not the kind of thing you forget
dondo, shields, fuentes one more time

see if last night was luck

wow

or stay with loux

probably on a very very short leash though
anyone warming up?
I see a Speier
Speier sighting...
God save us...
dang

now what?

i had speier

throwing the last pitch in the 8th. got abreu right already.

not a done inning yet

but you’re looking good.

isnt it only the 7th?
yah definitely

i dont even think he will go both innings im just sayin…

not looking good for my OVER pick on pitchers

but thats alright – I just want the W

I sure hope not
Oh wait. 3.5 right?

So either Loux-Speier-Fuentes and I get the Speier point, or Loux-Speier-Shields-Fuentes and i get the over point. Win-win!

Me too. Maybe he goes 2.
Speier has been goo lately. Not worried.
good... not goo.
I like goo better
like saying " Jason Voorhees has been calm lately"

the killing will always start again

So things will be getting messy?
Nice outting there Loux
Let's go Speier!

Don’t make me look stupid! LOL

Hell of a performance for Loux

hell of a guy, too

lol felix pie?

lol

I love me some Pie
Pie Are Squared
The Rock wants to know, do you like......Pie?
PIE, yer out
Nice. Good Speier.
Nice split thats one
this kid that is batting now......

his pic kinda looks like JT Snow

CREEPY
little kids in face paint are awesome

mini warriors

very creepy indeed
suprised he didn't have a mullet

but i guess the white trash faux hawk is the new mullet

tru that

been seeing it everywhere

mini warriors, mini cowboys,

mini sirloin burgers? i thought everything was cute when its miniaturized

dunno...lot of white people with black face paint..
Nice stat from O's feed

Speier has retired the first batter in all 6 appearances this season

Wow

I’m certain no one else on our team could say that :-)

Change up--strike 3
Bizzarro Speier.
he stole Shields mojo. Its all so clear now......
Now Shields has to take a time machine back to the '60s

And travel to Speier’s secret moon base to steal back his Mojo!

2 batters 2 Ks for Speier
Speier is pimp
Speier dealing!
kendry making a case for panther
yes he was argubly panther yesterday too
InSpeiering!
.com

sung with dooooottttccccoooooommmmm!

I like this good Speier

Can we keep him

Out of the inning with no runs!!!

It’s a miracle!

Awesome

Please let ’07 Speier be back. That would be huge.

I can has 2007 speier?
haz*
Sorry

I can haz 2007 speier?

Thank you

It looked wrong, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. “I kan has”? no….

Nice job Spire
Just what the dr. ordered.
Speier = panther
mini sirloin burgers sighting!
Get some of those Mini Sirloin Burgers to Speier and KMo
Thanks Speier!

Way to make me look smart!

SPEIER!!!!!!!!!!

w00

Stranded!

Speier has Moeller talking to himself on second base like Tom Hanks… someone give that man a volleyball

Down is Up

Speier quite Panther

hey buddy good morning to you
Hey did you know Jack in the Box has these new little burgers?
way out west?
the story goes...
Evidently. They're made of sirloin or whatever
The burgers

or the vertically challenged actors, playing the cowboys?

made of shnauzers the size of cattle
el oh el

i thought it was reversed

any stray doggies around your Jack in the Box?
Great Job Justin!
definitely inSPEIERing!
I like Speier

Now I’m just glad I can like on the field as well as off the field.

totally

himself, torri, and Rex were the only ones who came to the dugout during little league day to give the kids high fives as they were walking by. very cool indeed.

Shields in the 8th?
thats the great hope

from me atleast

Speier

would be my preference

Usually, that would be a no-brainer for the Soth.

Maybe it’ll be Dondo now with Shields struggling like he has been, though.

O's broadcast trying to jinx it

by doing a panther poll mid-game. Nice try guys.

Panther? seriously???
Well, they called it "player of the game"

but I knew what they were doing. Tricky MASN.

Gotta get that (c) next to the Panther

just in case

Forgot about the game...

…turn in on as Torii is hitting

then BACK to BACK…yeah…..YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh crap

I knew things were going too well. Please be OK Torii.

Please be ok? What happened?
Pulled up a little lame running past first
Thanks...

stupid Gameday. Stupid work getting in the way of my baseball.

and hes dh-ing so we wont see if hes alright when he get in the field
Apparently the Angels broadcast didn't notice, so must not be a big deal

O’s announcers saw him limping a little after passing the base

I hope you're right.

We can’t keep losing key guys.

Nice AB for K-MO
Left fielder took an interesting route to that ball.
I'm not even going to think it

because it would be beyond ridiculous for this to happen….

it is really cold
and he is DH ing so he probably isnt warm at all coming to the plate
Yup, cold and rainy

probably a cramp.

please be a cramp

i rewinded it on dvr it didnt look bad

he wasnt limping back to first but he had a little grimace on his face

Cool, thanks

Sorry for starting a panic everyone :)

well just have to bat around in the ninth and see him again
According to Gameday, Kendry saw 8 straight 2 seam fastballs...
Dondo pitching...
Yes! 2 for 2 in my pitching prognosticating today!
14 thousand people

LOL

Attendance?

They must be counting all the people on the streets nearby.

yeah thats the offical attendance
probably paid attendance

no 1 showed up

tickets sold???

there’s 5K in there max

…honestly, can’t really blame them – schools still in, cold/dreary day, bad team

Bullpen depth chart

Where is Shields right now?

come on jose

tough part of the lineup here

Wasn't it like in the high 80's

on the East coast this past week?

Reached 95 here in Virginia
O's starter report:

Bruised sternum (no shit), x-rays negative.

my god

defense letting us down

Mathis

can’t touch this

Arredondo

I am still not used to seeing him without his long hair

f’n Samson

oh good god

SACK UP BULLPEN

Who do we have to trade to get Markakis?

Wood, Vlad, Torii, Abreu, Lackey, and Napoli? Done.

Soth needs to come out and give him the speel he gave shields yesterday
Come on, Dondo... get some outs.
Jeez

can we bring back Speier?

ET phone home...
Where home = the bullpen
gotta go get lunch.... I'll listen on the car radio
keep climbing that ladder

K would be nice

Is shields hurt?

Bulger warming up

Pitched yesterday

and we have 4 in skankyland next

Oh god. Bulger in the pen.
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!
k3

Yerout

excellent!

I was asleep at the wheel…work beckons occasionally! :)

Dirttyyyyyyyy
actually got away with that

Huff should have crapped on that high breaking ball

Thank Ump

Vee Vill Take IT!

K

work the inside of the plate.
The Ump like the view there

Tele-Strator

Gooby outdrawing Hud

They give Hud an Etch-A-Sketch and just tell him its a telestrator
get a strke get a strike get a strike
OMG

Sherill is a major fatty

Seriously

60 pounds more since he was a Mariner.

this coming from a fellow fatty
Its cold out there

its his winter blubber

he can live off it in the wild for months
PICK OFF MATHIS

nasty!

Mathis

Finallya good play on Dee

Mathis threw him out by 4 feet. Wow.
mathis = money!!!!!

k3yerout…throw em out!

Suck THAT marcake-is
wow that guy must have got a bad jump
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
2K and CS

We will take it!

Well

That threat disappeared quickly.

oh yeah

throw em out

strike em out

& Arre finishes off with the K
arredondo not even phased after that run
Wow...what an inning!!!
that is what scioscia

and i like to see

F U E N T Y T I M E
Hang on, let's get a couple of runs first.
Whew!

I was never worried. um… heh.

is it just me or does the guy in the carls milkshake commercial

look like John Lackey?

new from carls jr

the dirty diaper burger

If it doesn’t get all over the place…

another

Jay Mohr fan.

odd just had one........

deposited the unedible portion into the trash one min ago.

had one what?

A dirty diaper?

donda was a little wild

but really buckled down. love that right now

here we go

get em on get em over get em in

Bullpen is really

good at giving up runs. They can probably stop practicing that now

A R R E D O N D O !
Let's Go Angels!
i think theres more Angels fans there than Orioles fans
CWS 1 SEA 0 in 4th
MORE

runs PLEASE

What's in Sherill's mouth?

Tobacco? or

CRAB CAKE?

Big League Chew

grape.

Sherril's been eating those Jumbo Sirloin burgers
sekrit menu at In&Out
what...an 8 x 8

with animal fries

and a flying dutchman
I've read that's just

a patty fried with mustard?

True?

im not even completely sure what it is lol, but i know they have it
pretty much

meat and cheese and that it

Any good?

I’ve been tempted to order, just so I can feel like an elitist. One time I got my girlfriend to go to In – N – Out and they made her a Big-Mac.

actually never tried it
rory and gubi and extremely interested in sherrills hat
What about it?
how his bill of his hat is flat
well its not like there is anything else for them to talk about...
Rory being casual

never bring back the Phisz

The Angels

seem like their going hunting for pitching.

Be vewy vewy quiet.
Lil'road warrior

has an emty bottle, and wailing “TIME TO PLUNDER!!”

I see the left fielder learned his lesson about Angels going first to third.
wow look at Mathis sack up.

Uhhh Hey everyone… first post here.

Anywho, love the site, you guys seem better than the official Angels board.

Please hold onto this win. I’m wearing my Angels (Hunter) shirt and everything today, lol.

with PRIDE???
There's an official Angels board?

And this isn’t it?

the answers are

yes and yes

I heard's Biggsy's occasional co-host loves this site.

His name is the Rev. He doesn’t take no mess. And he counts more dollars then OC Register.

welcome to the party
look man either you like physioc or you dont

pick a side right now

laughing too hard to truthfully reply….

And thanks everyone. :)

Wait, there are people who like him?

Hud I can understand, but Phys? Really?

agreed

I do not like Phys. And I normally like Hudler.

lol well I got no problem with Phsyioc… if that’s a bad thing, I haven’t been in SoCal for the past two years to watch thanks to Army Basic Training and my AIT… lol

LMAO......

awesome

abandon all hope, ye who enter here
With the arm and hammer

Shotgun comes thru

figgy needs a big hit here
Dear Chone

Please get on base.

or strike out

you can choose

Dear TTF,

Sorry.

Chone

Dear Fiend,

No.

respectfully,

Chone

Oh Desmond....
i really wanted an insurance run
Wood better be starting tomorrow!
if he had started today would it have been Morning Wood?
I am digging that Kirk-Uhura

commerical

also uehara
If she gets nailed like he does

they will have to rate it R or at least PG-13

chone AB's haven't impressed me lately

unlike most other angels batters

He was good yesterday
Figgy need some rest.
yup - bring in Wood
On the radio pregame yesterday

they asked him if he enjoyed the day off and then rest day. Did he feel recharged? Answer:

“No, Mike knows I don’t like to take days off. When I’m not in there I’m not happy.”

Sounded kinda pissed. I was a bit scared, frankly.

Didn't he sit Sunday?
Palmer vs. CC

minimum wage versus maximum wage

i'd love to see

CC get rocked by us, and U-Haul go 0-12 w/ 10 K’s and 2 GIDP’s. that would be sweet..

dreaming is free

so do it

hey

at least fuentes doesn’t have to face the middle of the order..

im still scared
Dear Fuentes

Please no runs.

PS- You throw how I imagine a dinosaur would

cant...stop...laughing....
fuenesauras rex goes

rawrrarwrawrwarwarwarwarawrr

new nickname for fuentes?
the question is

which kind of dinosaur

im going with the above
A Fuentesaur
is that like a T-Rex?
Hopefully Fuentes is a better penpal than Figgins.
Ump LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUvs

the right side of the plate

I got out my luvs.......

Anyone else want one?

Burger King for lunch, or Karl's Jr.???
Karls Jr?

is that the communist version? do they have a Mini Stalin burger?

Eastern No-Decadent-Bacon Burger.
Fuentes says relax
crossing fingers, toes, eyes
That's how I got mono

True Story.

from kotchman?
What happens in Tempe

Stays in Tempe.

one time in tempe

i almost got ran over by nick swisher and his baby blue hummer

1 out left

Fuentes is pointing to the sky a bit early

maybe he saw a cloud he liked
i once saw a cloud that looked like a dinosaur
How about a Fuentesaur?
one more out please
careful now Fuenty
94?

i didnt know he could throw it that hard

Radar gun might be off
LIGHT UP THAT HALO!
Loux

1st win since sept. 24th, 2003

K3YEROUT!!! Suuhhhweeeeppppage!

First of the year! Light up that Halo! Just another Halo victory! Woohhooooo!

Save #5 for Fuentasaurus!

Win # uno for Loux!

Fuentesaurus Rex!

with the save!

LIGHT IT UP !!!!!!!!
Out side for the third

Light er up

JUST ANOTHER HALO VOCTORY
victory*

whoops

Light Up The Loux

Woot!

Just another Halo victory yo
1st 1-2-3 inning for fuentes?
OMG 3 in a row!!!

Fuentes = panther!

I think Speier was moreso...

He came in with 0 outs and a runner on second and stopped it there before what has seemed like an inevitable slew of runs came out of the bullpen.

Illuminate the ring of light
9-11 record

Honestly, with all the events of this hellish month, I’m ecstatic

Three in a row… we’re really reelin in those wins now, lol. :D

Ball game gg Halos
back-to-back homers, a stable bullpen, good D..

this game had it all

Don't forget "the Force"

With the great start

3 game win streak

series sweep

ervin & john throwing bullpens

here we come playoffs!

WOW - this feels really good to win 3 in a row
LIGHT UP THE SWEEP

3 wins in a row!

I wish this was a 3 game series.

Better to go beat up on the Skankees!!! :P

I'm calling Figgins

Hits his first homerun this weekend.

maybe even Eybar…or Gazoo?! :)

But how many would Woody hit??? ;P

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