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googogogogogogo mice tits
Let's do it Gazoo
go go gadget tits
come on mice tits
i did not know

3-2 is a hitters count

GR DOUBLE GAZOO
w000000000000

CLUTCH

GAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

thanks…I was still on the old post! :)

yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Premium blend double

blonde double?

"That's why hes mighty"

thank you hud

it was more like...

“Thats….Why….He’s….MIGHTY”

And I lol’d at it

haha same here.

Got to love Wonderdog.

sorry I'm late

I guess I’ve been missing Kendry’s RBI parade

I got 10 fantasy points from him so far...
And I dropped him today

fuckaduck!

GAZZZZOOOOOO!
back up 2. its like justin speier never happened
Mice Tits batting over .300 last four years with RISP.
Ha!

I claimed last year that he was total clutch and was shouted down.

I seriously belive that Izzy being out cost us at least one playoff game last year

My all friends and I study every at bat of Gazoo
He is my favourite all time.

Most luminous!

charter premium luminous…

1866 baseball say angels are favourite club.

he says Angels are full of professional players with terrific power to defend the opposition team using there capacity of playing.

i have to admit

maicer is definitely clutch and the stats dont lie. Scioscia may know what hes doing

Torii

Torii
Torii
Torii

Abreau.

Sorry your amazing. I want you signed now!

chupa chupa chalupa <3
DROP THE CHALUPA!!!
If need be. I'll come down there and take you to Del Taco.
I never liked Lairds face.
this is a very funny sentence
it would be nice to get 800 here
KMO show us it isnt a fluke
not even proof tonight?
KowBell can send Acuda to the hospital here
Come on KMO........

do it again.

shades of anderson?

with morales up.. lets cap this off with a grand salami

Kowbell getting GA mention
Another Walk.

Young Kendry. you know what to do.

Perfect man!

Let’s goo

K-Mo with based juiced...

How does this seem familar?

swinging for the fences
10 RBI GA

i remember that game
i was soooo pumped

i sure recall that too
that was an exciting game
I was on a trip and missed it...

Damn did I get pissed when I saw it on SportsCenter

I hate it when we go down looking.
he no has resistance power :(
rincon came firing that time
ugh K'd looking......

bummer

bummer. oh well, one run is better than none
Or dont swing a all.
GA woulda rolled that outside pitch to second Kowbell...
wow isn't that the truth.
If GA wasn't so lazy

He’d have come over from Atlanta, pushed KMo out of the box, and hit it out himself.

Backwards K or >I
that was outside
Kowbell = good morning, good afternoon, and good night! :(
And for CKOD

Kotch would have hit that

Please no evil shields.
Shields Sighting

Dear God,

Never thought I'd see those words in that order
haha Hud

Well he is a reliable pitcher. ughhh well mostly a reliable pitcher.

Magglio's hair is mesmerizing.
so are miguels manboobs
Almost as good as WTY's mullet
Keep it up Halos!
Okay Scotty.

You pitch good, We dont hate you.

Scotty doesn't know.
Damn, Shields turning into Speier
apparently only the right hand side of the plate is extended.....
Man do i love Shields.
what is wrong with Scoty?
man that stat is ugly............
that's just unbelievable

we are 1st in the AL with our starting pitchers. But the team is in last place.

Shields should concentrate on walking in a run

instead of giving up a hit.

I hate you Cox

they just ent to commercial.

wth is going on
"fans" on the field
Doing his job to give Dondo time to get warm.
What's taking so long?
Shields

has Maalox moment.

F'ing laird

Everytime i see this tard he is destroying the Angels.

Shields has worked out the kinks...

HA!

Somebody had to stop the bleeding.

Thataway fan!

Who is Kirwin

and what happened to him?

I think he is an umpire
Ump that got hit in the head by a broken bat last night
ump

he was knocked out cold in a game and had to be taken out with help (i believe)

o snap

wow that sucks

I think last year he got nailed by a fastball in the neck and had to be stretchered off too
ouch nice block naps....
DAMMIT

I’m shitting bricks

good grief

unbearable

Scoty doesnt know.....

command

AAAArrrrrgh

not good

Bring in JOSE
um should've done that before shields
Yeah.

Good to say that now.

fing baseball classic

lol

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

bad shields! :((

we knew we lost KRod, we didn't know that we also lost Shields
God damn it Shields
2 for $3 ginormous chili dogs

that is disgutsing

That does look pretty horrible.
hahaha

is this bullpen serious? justin speier should be our set up man. thats really saying something

Wow.

If it doesnt get all over you face?
It doesnt belong in that place?
Who is in charge of marketing for Carls JR.

with the bullpens of these two teams, this game has another 2 hours
that's why i love angel baseball
Poor Dondo

has to come in with bases juiced and no outs

So Scot has it figured out.
seriously....

these humps have blown this series.

oh no

dondo is losing it

The Grand Phyzzard rooting against the Halos
triple play

gary gaetti style

Back to 2-2

Come on Dondo

3-2

GB to Dondo to home to first.

SCREW YOU MOTHER FER
i want to cry
lol Fail

Fail

FAIL

FAIL

WHERE THE HELL IS WOOD!
I'm going to sleep

’night guys!

what's the situation here?
I know it's April, but the team is a disaster right now, bad defense, no bullpen

let’s hope for May

EYBARRRRRRRRRR!!! WTFFFFF
I just shit my pants

wtf

I'll see your Eybar and raise you a Woody?
I thought we had turned a corner...
tigers are turning corners

around the diamond….

cant have a complete game by the team....

either Offense blows…..

or pitching and defense blows…..

Awesome D Aybar

…and you wonder why I call him Eybar…?!

Just pathetic...

…2nd game in the last 4 that the bullpen just melted down and potentially gave a game away.

That was a sure 1 out, possibly a DP.

E-Bar gets part of the blame there (though EvilShields put them all there)

I was walking home.

Was shields throwing crap or was it good hits?

All over the goddamn place
BB 1B 1B BB

Followed by an E-Bar error allowing 2 to score

solid line drives…not good!

talk about just giving it away

walks and errors
wrap it up but a bow on it

we have lost 5 games going into 6th

having tie or lead

E-nuff

Isn’t the excuse for keeping Aybar at short that he’s a superior defender to Brandon Wood?

I’d rather see Wood pick up a golden sombrero than this crap.

you can only imagine wood is like

what the hell will it take!

:(

Panther: Morales
BOTG: Shields

dont jinx it
Arredondo has coaxed 2 easy ground balls...

…can’t blame him.

Is crying allowed

in baseball?

There's no crying in Baseball!!!!!
but....

this is just pitiful

But they said absolutely NOTHING

about DRINKING heavily…

Can Shields be the Speir of last year?
What do you do with the Speier of this year?
is anyone really surprised?
We still got 3 innings.

Were hitting great. Its not over.

dude.. everyone is in disbelief...
Aybar is falling apart
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

defense fail………

lucky hit

E-Bar screws up again

Two errors he should have been charged with. Well, maybe not, but dayam.

Yay, bloop scores damn
abreu has to make that catch
Just a doinker

What can you do.

grenade
abreu chargers hard without aybar coming in
That's the second one of those he's blown this game
Blame of the game

ERick Eybar

If Wood is not the starter in SS

tomorrow I’m gonna kill somebody

bulger warming up!
Scioscia gives up
bases loaded

isn’t this bulger time?

Bulger is up in the pen
i'm glad i didn't pay extra to see this Premium defense
Maybe Charter knows what is best for us

Big Cable Brother

Naps is getting a workout
Still pitching to Granderson
and the manslaught continues.....................
thats a bit outta line, too early still
2003 anyone?

1999

1962
Weren't they in it until Labor Day in 1962?
Arredondo throwing more gas on the fire...

:((

apparently Charter was correct
Charter was trying to protect us

I LOVE authoritarianism! Where do I sign up?

there he goes again! Nightmare inning!
The problem is that by the time 41 and 54 get back

the bullpen will be completely demoralized and have zero confidence

It looks like the 'pen is pitching scared.
ONE OUT ONLY!!!!!!!!
OMG...it gets worse!
Holy shit still 1 out
fuck this

one for the month

Bull Pen

5 runs in two innings according the the Grand Phyzzard

its 6....

saunders gave up 5 in 5

why do you have to be so negative?
all I can do is laugh.....

because im all out of tears…….

I haven't started crying.... YET
Mike and Mike!
4-6-3 DP

down 3

well

the dp at last

about bob-sageting time
4-6-3 ends the nightmare

Jack Daniels comes to the rescue…

thinking Maker’s myself now that you mention it… :)

ok time to turn the beat around
love to hear the percus-sion!!!!
Whats happening

the Angels are running off the field of play for some reason

They ran out of inning

before they ran out of day. Puzzling, I know.

that chopper says it all!

Baseball Gods giving the angels the Dutch rudder

Okay Arrendondo Pitched great there.

He got unluck on that Peice of shit hit.

I am not sure if Phy has made it clear "This is the worst bullpen in the American League"
Yeah

Looking forward to adequacy here!

that'll be the name of the Charter Angels package

“Premium Adequacy Package”

at least we have Matt Palmer going Thursday night, good night
Starting pitching isn't the problem.
I know but it can be
see I saw Oliver as the probable for tomorrow.......according to ESPN and CNNSI.
looks like arte will have to cut those $3 tickets down a little more

and start serving heart burn meds at the concessions

Finally out of the inning

Just drank my last beer, things could get ugly

please don't get violent

cuz i know if i had alcohol right now, i would beat a wall

i'm at home, I'll just scream at the TV
I'm way past that stage...

now I’m just thinking “Wow. Really?” But not mad as much as just over the whole situation…

Seriously pathetic
Arredondo pitched well...

..hang this entirely on Shields (again).

and some bad aybar defense
well hey, at least he and izturis really bring that chemistry this team needs

excuse me while i go cram this pencil in my eyeballs

shields season ERA = 14.40
better than CMW for the yankees :P
WE WANT BUD!!! WE WANT BUD!!!! WE WANT BUD!!!!!!

Please come back Bud…

seventh inning song is appropriate now
That's what Hud just said
Shields

Send him to the damn minors! (I know they can’t, but he’s horrible)

Prepare to see no hits

a newbie to the League pitching now

no kidding

and tampa absolutely shelled Jakubauskas today. We made him look awesome.

let's go nap

smack one

Decided against sleep to watch a little hockey...this was a mistake

Angels Baseball: Pitch, defend, or hit. Pick one.

Maybe Shields should take a Salt Lake City visit
They have a glue factory in SLC?
Soylent Green is pitchers!
Hud giving a backhanded jibe at the Buttercup song
Talking about build me up FTW
Good lord

this is the most embarrassing Angels team in years. This is totally unacceptable.

that was the cleanest thing I'd be expecting you to say ;)
And Hud balst the 7th inning song!
Perry looking like Shields....

hold on folks….

I choose Baseball over Lost

glad I set the DVR for Lost

Lost is a recap

I checked.

Yep.

I’m surfing back and forth

I know but I still want to see it.
i will resist the chance to nerd out on Lost here

another time, another thread

Yeah, you didn't miss anything
Can we get AM 830 streamed on the Internet?

Does anyone know the website?

Think you have to buy gameday audio for the games.
not if you go to the 830 website...
seriously? How did Arte get away with that?
Not anymore

They pulled the plug on that last year.

there

Thanks
although I've never been able to get it to work...
Seems like the right game to get blacked out on TV
I can get it on iTunes
Naps walks

Time for a big inning

ok good way to start a rally

lets do this

And right as we finally start to dethrone the Dodgers

and become the big dog in town…right as reporters were finally respecting that position, and the fans of the Dodgers were retreating into our shadows…we have to deal with our team falling to absolute shit while those Manny fuck-tard assface dipshit thug low life gangster scum get to celebrate in the mediocrity that is NL West success.

We should've signed Manny

for many reasons, but OFFENSE is one

that's more like it...
Oh, and the NL West > AL West for this season and last
That wasn't really my point

it’s that we are (or at least should/would be) the better team, and now people are operating under the idea that the Dodgers are one of the best teams in baseball because of the way they finished last year, and because of Manny. What all of them forget is that the Dodgers only even made the playoffs last year because of the retardedness of our playoff formats, not because they’re good. They were tied for the 8th best record in the NL, and finished a hair over .500, and now all of a sudden they’re a celebrated favorite because people would rather overlook that for the sake of a good storyline about some nonsense ‘resurgence.’

The thing is, even if we win this

I’m still going to be incredibly pissed about the present bullpen management (not to even mention the idiots in the bullpen)

Apparently Hatcher is the pitching coach too
If he were the pitching coach

there would be no walks. Hatcher doesn’t believe in them.

HGH Jr = FAIL!

Again!

seriously

that BS Strike zone…….for left handed hitters tonight is crap.

HGH forgot he had a bat
What happened? >|?
Aybar could take notes on that one
Lets see...

Two blown popups in the OF
Dogged a toss to Izzy, blowing a DP
Got the runner advancing to CF.

All in all, a great defensive outing for E-Bar.

GIDP - of course
And Rivers GIDP Fail
well that was a nice DP........
wait..

i thought bullpen pitchers weren’t allowed to get through an inning without giving up the game.. or is that just a Angels team rule?

A Bullpen sets down a lineup.

Wish that was us.

How is Wood's defense at SS?
i believe the scouting report reads "Not Shitty"
not as good as Figgins at third?
no worse than Aybars
Doesn't matter

He hits.

True...but..

Aybar hasn’t been too bad with the bat lately

Yeah but not in the power department
I'm starting to resent being a fan

This is bullshit.

And folks...

that right there is where I draw the line.

You’re gonna have good years, you’re gonna have bad years. You can rant, but don’t be disloyal enough to stop cheering for your Halos

it's ok

this band wagon was getting crowded anyway.

Leadoff walk = TIHS

good grief!

We have a search feature at HALOS HEAVEN

Anyone want to admit they said “Shields should close.. go ahead and dump Frankie?” before I start taking names?

I wanna fink out...

state’s evidence?

Mercifully

it wasn’t me. (Unless I was drinking.)

im pretty sure i said that........

i’ll admit it

I'm up for the witch hunt...

…or drawing/quartering..

i believe i was on the keep krod train... but that was many beers ago
I said it

And I stand by it. Nobody could have predicted this bullshit from Shields.

marshgr claimed that Jose or Shields should close...
and than Marsh claimed that Shields isn't strong enough to close...
Kernel said it...
Does this qualify as

WBC curse

44FAN thought Shields/Jose should take turns...
NoDakHalo said that K-Rod, Shields, Speirerer, and Arredondo could close.
On April 18, 2008 wings said that Shields should be closing for now
bc56274

said Shields should close

In 2007...

DCHaloFan said he should

GAH

too many people…

these are dating back a while too…

coming up next...

another inning of bullpen relief !! crickets

at least the rest of the division will lose tonight

would have been nice to gain a game, but whatever. this team wont be right for at least a month. at least

Bulger

Who is running this show?

It's Soths way of waving the white flag
Then what is Jespen??
Throwing the game?
Give Bulger a break.
Not enough to qualify as a stiffie

hence, a Bulger.

And he gets through a scoreless inning.

Bulger is good for 3 runs

only in a close game…he will set them down scoreless when we are already down runs…

why the F is Aybar even playing

if he can’t play d

Because his awesome D makes up for his bat.

Search HH if you don’t believe me.

scoscia likes the chemistry him and izturis bring the lineup

really. that was his reasoning

Tired of this shit, and tired in general

Going to bed…

Keys to this team winning enough games to make it to .500 by the end of April:

1.) No more using the DH spot as a place for mediocre hitters. Put in someone good or put in Wood. No more Izturis.
2.) Move Kendrick from 2 to 7.
3.) Stop using Scot Shields until he learns what the strike zone is. He may pitch mop-up and nothing else.
4.) Stop putting Arredondo in with runners on base. He can’t handle it now and hasn’t been able to historically, so stop.
5.) Place an emphasis on defensive fundamentals…for example, outfielders running in should always have the advantage over infielders on a bloop fly.
6.) Stop ignoring clear and obvious signs that a pitcher doesn’t have it (leadoff single followed by 4-5 pitch walk)

You know what, forget it, this list is like 30 items long.

My first F bomb of the year goes to Scioscia

fuck you and your crush on Aybar

i honestly feel like shields needs a AAA assignment or something to calm his head down

and get right

No more Options.
well then someone needs to hit him with a crowbar in the ass and get him on a rehab assignment
Seriously. A Jespen injury
fuck then angels

im seriously started to question whether this is even worth devoting tv time too. whats the point? get excited when they go up only to cough it up again. what a joke. go dodgers .

ooooh you are not cool.
says who?

your wack ass? i dont care what you think.

I know what you're saying

But we’re like 15 games in.

Yep. The 15 day DL
flag as inappropriate
then turn in your red and buy blue
whoa whoa...

go dodgers?

man….weak

You must have missed the 90s.
the appropriate term for that is traitor!

dodger blue is fatal.

i'm sorry that you only seem to like teams that win
GO TO THE NEW THREAD

Time for a damn MOJO THREAD let’s GO!

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