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mice tits get on base plsthx
Time to chase Gallaraga
what happens if this thread lasts 4 hours?
goto an ER

or keep going. women like that i hear

Okay.

Gazoooo. Lets Gooooooo

No way Galalalala gets out of the 5th
i'm not sure how izzy, figgy and aybar

don’t walk more, they are so tiny.

doesnt figgins lead the AL or something?
he does. but i threw him in there because of size
Tied with abreau in steals

I dont know about the one your talking about

here you guys go

VIDEO FEED
password: homertv.net

And hes done just like that
Crap call on Bobby
bleh.....

craptastic call by the HUMP

What game is Timmons watching?
torii hunter is the best angel
HULA DULAAAAAA!!!!!!
Hula dula Hula Dula Hula Dula
HULA DULA.........MOTHER EFFIN RULA
Torii has a mission

he is trying so damn hard to carry the team

M-V-P!!! M-V-P!!!!!
NEXT PITCH

seeya beetch

woooooooooooo
It'd be cool if we could get guys on base before he does that
JACK A DULA FOR HULA DULA!
torii says: im the hula dula mother f'ers!
YEAHHHHHHH

Toriiiiiiiii
I love it that he’s on my Fantasy Team

If he continues this. he will LEAD this TEAM
holy crap a 2 out RBI

does torii know hes on the angels?

************HOMERUN**********Torii Hunter!***********
This ump's strike zone

is HUGE

Is WTY getting the benefit too?
ish

He’s not trying to hit two inches off the plate.

Torii's OPS is over 1.000
what a stud

he earns that contract as far as im concerned

Then was are we mad at GMJ?

He is always the first one to slap torii’s hand

Nice swing Kendry

Try to stay on your feet.

wait

we’re allowed to hit the ball over the fence too? i thought that was only the other team that did that?

see they play softball rules.. you can't hit more than one or its an out

team rules

Can Kendry take the plane flight back with the Jazz?

They are going to the same place.

Over my head.
Salt Lake City
which is where our AAA minor league team plays

in case not everyone knows that

I did know thats the AAA team

But it didnt click

I thought he meant the House of Blues? ;)
that works too
The St. Louis Flyers havent been around in a long time.
6 of 9 guys in our lineup are hitting under .250

torii, obviously, is not one of them

But Figgins and Naps aren't part of the problem
110 pitches and 3 runs@!!!!!! Ack!
Weave's fastball is missing a few clicks
Hud speaks to the audience as if we are little league kids

learning to play the game

If you think about it, he is the little leaguer.

Wonderdog?

first round draft pick

by the yankees. give him some credit.

Yes. But i mean the nickname

Its kind of a little league name haha

I'm not knocking him for his baseball career

but when i have chance. I’d rather have Rory

what was he doing yesterday on an off day 4/20?
nothing harmful

whatever it is im sure is really profitable if it was taxed like alcohol

agree
there is one heck of a stimulus package
not just the tax revenue

but how about the amount of money saved by not having to incarcerate possessors and dealers. jesus christ. wake up america.

Better than being lectured by Physioc

like we are 3rd graders and he is a nun

True.. but lately Physioc is often corrected by Hud.

unusual turn of events

But would a nun really say the nightmare inning is finally over.
my god

let is go man.

haha thats the first time i've ever said that!
not you specifically

but everyone. let it go for the sake of actual baseball.

My god, Weaver is a flyball pitcher

I forgot.

Torii getting alot of work.
wow great inning by weaver
Nice work Weaver.
is torii officially our franchise player?

considering defense, clutchness, personality

its an interesting question

and yes

uh.......

Q says Hello

holy crap youre right

shame on me

and he can swim too
Anyone know WTY's pitchcount?
Oops replied to wrong post
If Torii hadn't been so iconic for the Twins, then yes
Weave getting stronger as the game goes
This is the official Viagra thread, is it not?
TIGERS BULLPEN

or as George Lucas would say…

A NEW HOPE!

naps should've taken laird out

the guy is a douche anyway

Once a Ranger always a Ranger
ya and naps is a beast

he could’ve done some damage

1-2-3 another

G000se egg. Three straight

we're strapped for offense

and Izturis is our 3 hitter. and Wood is on the bench.

effing brilliant.

way til you see mike's quotes

wood will be a reserve player while hes here

wait til*

me stupid

yeah i saw

and it’s effing ridiculous…. this is the kind of thing that REALLY pisses me off about our organization.

Another bullshit call. The 1st pitch to Nap was LOW
Soth thrown out
Scioscia gets tossed
Wow, the Umps calling a Tigers Zone

And the Soth gets tossed

haha see ya later mike

tell roenicke to put in Wood ASAP!!

Soth just get tossed?
GOOD! The SOTH is out to argue.
See ya Soth.
I love seeing him run out.. gets me fired up
Hope this fires the team up
Jeezus, what a terrible call
battle of the bullpens angels>tigers or tigers>angels ?
Soth getting some sprints in.
Lets go Big Mike
Unload some

NAPALM………

gary matthews aybar figgins!!!!!

bringin the POWAH

a fearsome trio
add izturis to that too

and we’re set!
oh wait….

Mike's been turning his strikeouts/walks into in-play outs lately

No likey

2 walks tonight though
mow that mike is gone

they should put in wood

this lineup is a nightmare..

base hit, walk, GIDP.. repeat

Give HGH a break, the DP last time wasn't his fault.
Leave

Britney alone!

Not emo enough

man, I hate physioc
man, I hate GMJ
shhhhhh

certain ppl love him here

shhhh

the 250,049th reference is unnecessary

well you're gonna get a million more......so get used to it

or get over it

i will say something everytime

so right back at ya

lol have fun with that then.........

you’ll stay busy on here then

Matthews

weakage

oh hey, the ducks tied it up 3-3

!!

Zach Miner of the 9.00 ERA is mowing us down (career 4.37)
And Aybar tries to bunt
more news at 11
ive never understood the 2 out bunt

its like aybars up there saying “i know i suck”

and then he gets a hit
aybar base hit to RF
Aybar warming up

Someone takes Wood seriously

Aybar's minor league numbers were really good
you think he knows Wood is here to take his job?
aybar slapping hits left and right like his life depends on it
It does.

They brought up Wood

Base hit Aybar

I think Figgy is due for an extra base hit

66-57 Lakers start of 3rd
6 point game

eeek

Thank you Admiral
my fantasy team thanks him too
Dial 1-800-Doc-Nate
Did Phys basically just say

I hope Aybar gets caught stealing

i least

he got his wish..

Wow how can our own annoucer do that to us?
No he is just saying That he throws out 100% of Runners
NO he said

God i hope the angels lose.

wow

lucky throw

seriously...

only way he was gonna be out. dang haha

aybar ends the inning

great.

figgy to bat first next inning

if Miner still in that a good thing.

Aybar doesn’t steal, figgy base hit, Kendrick K. No one on for Abreu

aybar out trying to steal
he was just trying to make Phys happy
We never (NEVER) get plays like that
maybe because mathis and nipples can't throw for shite
Because Torii can't make the tag from CF
That was a nice play on both ends.
i thought

you had to throw it to the CF first?

that was great video of the foul pole.
starting pitcher going into the 7th

WOW – how long since we’ve seen that.

Since the Minnesota series taught us.

That are bullpen is pretty much worthless

Loux's last start
Okay. Stillll no Bullpen. Glad
fastball is down to 87
But his curve is still there
close call at second.
6K!!! More K, More Fun!!!!!
chased the high one. Good!
let Weaver get through the 7th
Dondo in the Pen
That 89 MPH Up in the zone is like a 95 mph fastball
hold your breath weaver
C'mon Weaver

No more big hits from Granderson.

That was a beautiful strike 2 pitch
Told ya he got the curve still
Atta boy Weaver, 7 solid
yikes.. that looked scary
Good work Weave!
Got him! KMo to Weave.
Whew!!!!!!!

Lets score some runs.

Big Ups Weaver!
Weaver for the 8th?

if not then standing Ovation

Let me answer you with this..

Would you put the bullpen in??

I say let him at least try...

well maybe – we don’t need him to get hurt though

3-3 Ducks vs. SJ end of 2nd
Werid what else is 3-3?
Here we go guys!

Now the real ride begins:(

I feel a win! Lets GO!
No walks for Weaver

Yeahhh

WTF?! Terrbile call
And the giant strike zone continues
Lyon sucks. Time to Chris Brown him.
Utah boy. Light him up!
Jepsen in the bullpen!
he shouldn't be

he’s on the DL..

Figgins is not

helping my Fantasy Team – tonight.

Oh come on, Timmons, you might as well call that one a strike, too
Is it just me

or does Howie look like hes standing far away from the plate?

He always has.
he looks like he needs a week off
He always has.

I kid, I kid.

this strike zone

SUCKS

Figgins isn't helping the Angels tonight.
Lion has a nasty 12-6 curve!

When he throws strikes hes very good. When he doesnt he gets hit

When was Howie's last hit?
Spring training?
too obvious.
No dont be stupid!

1st game of the season. Give him credit

Tits with the base hit
Mice with the hit
Gazoo on for Chupa
howie kendrick is hitting .196 for the season

our little future batting champ.

:(

izzy.. base hit king

2 bagger for Abreu

Maicer likes the 3 hole (and DH)
Please god, power from an outfielder not named Hunter?
At this point

Are we sure Alfredo Griffin can’t still hit?

anyone else find it disturbing that our new cleanup hitter

hasn’t hit a homer?

learn how to set up a lineup, Scioscia

But he gets on a torii hits the HR
his job is to drive in runs

HRs arent a requirement, he has been hitting well

singles.
hitting a single still has a SLG of 1.000

honestly, if all abreu did was hit singles, but hit them 2 out of 4 times, id rake that in a heartbeat

move Abreu and Hunter each up a spot
yeah.

and get Wood in there batting 7th or 8th.

That's what I was thinking.

If our clean up guys can only get 1 or 2 in, that’s still better than them leading off the next inning.

What's really disturbing

Is no matter what the score, we have a bully that can’t hold leads.

part of me thinks scoscia has just gone crazy

and we’ll have aybar hitting 4th soon

Hit it hard

but right at second

no power in this lineup not named hunter

but hey, at least we have 3 slap hitters all in one big block

Wood.

Oh your talking about hitters who have a chance

lol that Howards commercial makes me laugh.
The fans are pretty funny in it.
I'd like to see it.

I’m sick of the MLB.TV instructional commercials on how to use their HD/DVR option, which by the way, does not work.

Abreu and hunter can't do it all

we need production. Typically bases loaded is ideal…….however….

whos the most clutch guy in the mlb?
Pujols id say
used to be ortiz
get in front of it!
manny/pujols
Soth isn't managing right now

So Wood will pinch-hit in the bottom of the 9th, and hit a walk of game winning HR.

Wood PH for Aybar hopefully?
Get in front of it
Oh crap.

(closing eyes)

FIGGINS

Who taught you to field like that? Get in front of it!

Figgy

Where were you on that one.

Ugh

Batting 3rd……Macir Izturis?!?!?!?!?!?!

i can see why scoscia doesnt want figgins moving from 3rd
ACK!!!!! Where's Dondo's jheri curl look??????
HOLY HELL!!! same pitch
Curious if Dondo is capable of starting.....

prolly not….but i can dream

WTF. Where was that???
Come on dorn get in front of the ball. Dont give me this Ohley bullshit
bullshit non call. that was a strike.
nice job Howie!
Great play from Kendrick
Interesting doubple play, but we will take it

better to take time then force a bad throw

same play with me playing softball.. ball in stands. no doubter

with the runner half way down the path

WHAT? HOWIE DID SOMETHING.....GOOD?

head explodes

The Angels got a break!

Alert the presses, the Angels got a break!

Shields a possiblity next inning, we're gonna need like 7 runs
his delivery is fixed

didn’t you hear? :P

i'll take Speier at this point
yikes that coulda been bad.....
Kotch would've caught that
And would hit a Homerun the next inning
I miss Kotch

I am still bummed

Well if GA werent so lazy. He would get Kotch back.
I cry at night when I think about still having Kotch
That's just because you got your wife that Jersey.

Admit it!

this inning aint over
Ump is an effing moron

I can’t wait ’till computers call balls/strikes

And take over all of our jobs, too
no thanks...
nice job, ET

someone in our pen can pitch!!!

I love this Lincecum commercial
its a bit freaky
"...and we DON'T listen to that"
One of my favorite with Randy Johnson in it. And the torii catch at the end.
nice job Dondo

and the D minus Figgy

Awesome stuff Arredondo
is it me, or does Lincecum look like a nerdy teenager in that MLB2K9 ad?
probably because its MLB2K9 and not MLB The Show. that would fix it
Whatever... you know what I mean
Of course.. just giving The Show props
all 3 games are up for grabs right now

we need a so cal sweep!

ET, Phone home
sick shot by Kobe
haha so forced
The man is a freak.
shannon brown is a great surprise thus far
ACk Physioc!
We need Wood!!
seriously, this IS the viagra thread, isnt it??
Who the hell is Shannon Brown, and why is he so awesome?

Note: I know who he is

I think he was part of the VladRad trade
and pinch hitting for Kendry Fail Morales

Shannon Brown!!

Torii really leaning into these
Hula Dula wanted that one.
Hula looking for another homer
Lead off walk
But he'll take a walk
WOOOHOOO!

We don’t need a rally monkey.. We need a Gorilla!

Hey you cant steal the Suns!
Great AB. Nice BB.
Wow, Kowbell took a pitch
Bunt him over.

worked like a bunt… a LONG bunt!

is the guy annoucning the ducks game on versus the red sox announcer?

they sound identical

Sounds like Orsillo

Northeastern grad, go Huskies.

Nice tag up Torii

good baserunning

Hunter went to 2nd
Good job Torii.
Can we hypnotize the entire team and convince them that it's still March?
If just one guy gets hot, this is a different team.

It can happen.

Torii is amazing..
Someone told him pitched balls are just like dominos

And since he’s the DOMINO RULA….

All right, Matthews, do somethng right

(though your sac fly was good)

Oops saw him on deck.... thought he was up
If they walk Naps,

PUT IN WOOD!

c'mon Nap

it’s time for an HR or a hit past the infield too

fucking hell.. this is bull shit!
Anyone else read Naps lips? lol
Jesus ump, do you have any idea what the strike zone is?
holy crap

that was NOT a strike..

Hang that curve Lyon.
INSANE. Another BS call.
Torii arguing out there
Whatta strike zone

Effin chump!!

TIM DONAGHY WAS NOT AN EXCPETION

except that he got caught …

Fing typical.. he is doing that to piss Scioscia off
Who is warming up???? Never heard of him.
I thought the plane

was the ball

it was a car on the 57
...that was a car on the 57...
HGH with the clutchness
Thank you Juice
GMJ did something good?

Doesn’t compute.

GMJ is pumped
BIG GAME GMJ..

TWO ropes today!!! WOOT

Wow GMJ

Nice job!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
rofl torii

“what the f’s up with that”

its cause

TORII DON’T TAKE NO MESS!!!!

GMJ getting an RBI is about as rare as what?
Wow, HGH doing it pro style.

applause!

O...........M..........G
Was that an XBH?
I have always been a big Matthews supporter

cough cough

First pitch out, nice, Aybar
And then Aybar rolls out
C'mon Fuentes

3 up 3 down that’s all we want

Torii's gonna get tossed if he's not careful
What's he upset about?
kzone

me thinks

The strike zone, or lack thereof
Was he jawing at the ump?

The feed got cut off at the end.

Yeah. Talking to the one at second, then the guy at home on the way back, then the guy at home from the dugout.
won't you take me to ... FUENTETOWN!
With apologies to Lipps, Inc.
isnt fuentetown just off the 5 past downtown?
Conveniently located

Next to Funkytown

And now it's time for Fuentes..........
please give us a quick save

thats all i ask!

I'll take any save, thanks
My couch needs a seatbelt...
lol, bloop single

Frankie time!

Wait

Did the umpire get in the way of HK?
sure looked like it..
double play

that’s what we need NOW

He doesn't break the bat, Torii catches that.
I almost can't watch...
Adam Everett?

Like, that Adam Everett?

A little payback on that pitch.
Oh, gee, Leylad, don't like it when the shoe's on the other foot?
Nice pick off
YES!!!!

Nice head tag!

Picked off!!!!
First half of the DP
PICKOFF WOOOO

Fuentesaurus Rex strikes!!!!

Don't think anyone can argue with Fuentes being harder to steal off of than Frankie
Well, he's a leftie, first of all, and he doesn't have that violent kick.
2 down, one to go
K for Fuentes...

C’mon and hold….

wow that was a strike all night
Come on Juice, you've got to get that
OMG

WTH was that

the best of times...and the worst of times...
and oh yea SJ scored
He came up big fellas!
...really? REally?
He has done that three times this year.. back foot
Im back!
Did you receive your healing?
Wow he didn't move. That's a ball.
Geez that was a crazy pitch

C’mon Fuentes stop being a fuck up!!!!!!!!

uh oh.. Inge is trouble
Fun little half inning
I don't understand how that's a HBP when he DIDN'T MOVE.
Are you thinking of little league rules?

You’re not required to get out of the way, or even to try. You just can’t lean in to try to get hit.

What you expect GMJ to win the game and catch a foul ball?
recd
i'll never understand

why some people say “rec’d”, but don’t actually rec the comment. its quite confusing to me..

recs don't update real time...

you’ll have to refresh to see it turn green

they don't update the green

but it’ll at least say 1 recs.. at least i thought they did..

nah. try refreshing.

it says 1 rec + green. Still says 0 rec on the non-refreshed.

goddamn it fuentes!!!!!

cmon man!!

You were expecting maybe Mariano Rivera?
Shake it off Fuentes. Not your fault GMJ blew it.
Inge trying to act like it hit him
give him a Technical for bad acting
christ good thing nap has go go gadget arms

\

Jesus Fuentes is crap tonight
We traded Frankie for Frankie
That's what it looks like
GMJ should have ended this two batters ago
No,, we got Frankie to replace Frankie after Frankie left....
omg it is Frankie time

tums plz!

yeah it get butterflies
Cmon Fuentes

just one more out

GMJ has to be swallowing his pride

big hit, simple error

ok so if this was frankie...

he would walk one more dude to load them….and then go 3-0 on the next hitter before striking him out.

ah, the good ole days
Close the game Fuentes

that’s what you get paid to do

The SoCal lights too bright?
Fuentes shooting himself in the foot
strike all night!!!!
Crowd booing?
Yes on every pitch

f it, bring in davidson

come on fuentesssssssssss
Sure sounds like it.
I think the Laird AB is really bugging him

The error by GMJ and the iffy HBP

Do it!!! come on!!
I like how the only player on the Jazz is Deron Williams
JUST ANOTHER HALO VICTORY!

bout time guys…

light it up!

HGH I love you and I hate you today

K For the WIn!
gave us that call!!! we deserved it!
Light it up!!!!
LIght up the Halo

FINALLY

Good god that was a long three outs
god you f-ing a-hole fuentes....

Did you have money on the Ligers?

Got him

Light up the Halo

'Bout Friggin Time!

Light It!

Hula Dula POTG
LIGHT ER UP!!!!
finally, win #5
LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!

Still a crappy k-zone.

Just another nail biting victory
POTG is Weaver???

I’d say Matthews until that error

Light that...........

mother effer

LIGHT UP THE HALO

DO IT ALREADY! FINALLY

ah finally

lets burn some electricity

Understatement by Phys

“Interesting strike zone”

"Ted Simmons did have an interesting strikezone"
Probably because he couldn't say

“Ted Simmons is a blind prick”

Saves were supposed to get easier...
Lit it?

Lit Fuentes’ cleats. god.

Wow.

Just wow. You know, like… wow.

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