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Saturday Meltdown Thread, cont.

Let's see if the Angels can score enough runs to outrace another bully massacre.

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Rally time!

Let’s do it!

We need to bat around *TWICE* in this inning

And even then I won’t feel safe.

GO DUCKS GO LAKERS
meltdown? i dont see no steenkin meeltdownn
its done been melted........

its liquid.

What a thread name...?! ;)
I hope it isnt a regular feature
Rich Thompson

sans getting screwed by the ump and a crazy lucky single by Young, looked pretty good out there.

cant wait to read the wife's blog
promise me you will believe!

god i love kung fu panda

Bets on the number of losses the Angels will endure this month

I’ve got 18.

FOUR.

Wait…

i need 4 hits and 1 run...

That’s all i can hopw for……

These guys (modulo Rich) arent the Arson squad...

They’re Bob Saget-ing Chernobyl

Let's go KMO!

Get another double

implode the f--ing thing today
Turn this thing into a parkinglot

Back it up, back up the tractor.

We need a fellow thats stands about 10 foot 479 for our Bullpen
Bill Brasky
nice
Best damn Closer in the League
he has an era of NEGATIVE 2.83
Hes got 9 kids. All Boys

Enough to replace this whole field. The entire 40 man roster if you count the bastards

come ONNNN offense
Good try Morales.
how many MLB announcers cover the bathrooms as well as the Wonder Dog??
No body gets close
so true...so unfortunately true....
can we sign kenny powers from eastbound & down?
Nope, HBO got him locked up for another season.
In the immortal words of Jim Mora

“We couldn’t do diddly-pooh offensively. We couldn’t make a first out. We didn’t hit the ball. We didn’t try to pitch the ball. We couldn’t complete a double play. We sucked. We sucked. It was a horseass performance after the second inning. Horseass!”

Or to misquote John McKay

“What do you think of your bullpen’s execution”?
“I’m all for it”

Wow, our hitters don't look demoralized at all.
bats are failing now too
I wonder if the team feels as hopeless as I do about this
Ah man Juan, that was your pitch.
WHOO!!!!!!

A HIT!!!!!!

3 more…

I just got here

Who blew it today??

Jepsen.
Again??

Why dont they pitch Chopper(Rich)

he is right now

or at least he was

How is he doing?
Got reamed by the ump.
I don't think that bad. he walked into crap
.2 scoreless.

Let two inherrited runners score, but only because of the ump plus bad luck.

He finished the 6th may start the 7th
they did.....he's currently the pitcher...
They did just now.

He looked good. May come back for the 7th. If he stays looking good, my guess is that he’ll be back.

if no one is warming up, it should be Chopper
jepsen as usual
Way to go Juan!

Hit!

OK let's try something boys

SWING that piece of lumber in your hands

Let's go Aybar!
you know.....

the TWINS are my favorite team after the ANGELS

It's a trap!
two more hits

one more run

and I’m satisfied

remember when kevin jepsen was considered like a legit trade piece?

boy are those days gone. This teams in bad shape in terms of acquiring talent to upgrade

Hit!

Way to go Aybar!

and a...

well….

a singular version of you SN

Is it a SB or defensive indifference?
In the 7th inning, SB

8 or 9th inning’s its a DI

i was about to look that up...
Yeah i play high school baseball and a pitcher.

So when im not pitching im the only who knows how to do scorebook.

nice...

I know just about everything stat wise…

...but apparently not DI qualifications...
Its really a stupid rule.

Greg Maddex had about 30 carrer stolen base’s. and 12 DI’s Because of all his Complete games.

Let's go Figgy!
show some chones chone
yes...there's hope....no LOBs
the guy the twins are warming up has a 16 ERA

He would actually lower our bullpens ERA had he been on our team

let's go Figzter.....
I got a good idea.

Lets give them jepsen and he can go pitch for them. Thats the only way we could come back.

I feel like our bullpen is consisted of retarded Little Leaguers
or just little leaguers...
why in the hell do people make comments like that?
soon as this half inning is over............

im going to hit up the wife for a pitty “roll in the hay”

atleast something good will come from this day.

FRIGGITY FLIPPIN FLICK FLICK FLICK
I wonder if we'd do better with position players pitching

Certainly can’t hit.

BULLSHIT

that was not a K. gameday anyone?

Not on gameday but looked like it hit the inside corner
i stand corrected

looked inside on tv

I was watching on TV too
Pretty questionable.

But right on the borderline.

Gameday says up and inside corner for k3yerout!

:((

Of course, when he then calls pitches like the 0-1 to Punto a ball,

It gets annoying.

Man, we've been getting frozen by that pitch all game.
Q in for Chupa, Chopper still ptching
That away Chopper!

Keep chopping them down.

That god for the "Shift+A" feature now I don't have to refresh constantly..
we have the worst bullpen in baseball

and kevin millwood has an ERA of 0.43

somebody wake me up. please

... and Obama shook hands with Chavez

… someone pinch me

The VEN Prez?

O i better not say anything or Big Sister(Janet Napolitano) will get me.

milwood just gave up a run

maybe a sign? maybe obama will nuke venezuela and we’ll start putting up 0s

There is more a chance of Obama admitting he is Muslim.
Don't look now, but we just got a zero.
he should start with iran ... either way, we'd start putting up 0s
Chopper K's Punto
BOOYAH!

Sit DOWN.

Well, ladeis and gentlemen

We are the 2006-2008 Texas Rangers without the offense. Sweet.

Oh Shit

Kubel on deck

nice one Rich....keep it going
I didn't think Brendan Harris was this good

Wow

He's probably not.
I Wish Chopper would put a Ball in the teeth of Punto.

But he is way to nice haha

Maybe we should change his nick to Rims, based on Ash's post?
I like it. So ordered.
Rims

Sounds a bit dirty, but why not? lol

I call him chopper because thats his real nickname!
Read Ash's blog post about it
We could use that

These tires need a new pair of Rims!

Pack your bags, Ash

You might just be following the team.

audition is going nicely
That away Chopper!

You will never see the light of day anymore Jepsen

Nice inning Chopper.

Note to rest of Bullpen… that is how you get through an inning without giving up 7 runs

Who sings that "take me away" song for Pechanga?
natasha somethingfied?
betinfield?
Thanks for the answer!

I kept wondering who it was!

me
Can I have your autograph?
Ask her.........

the real singer…Natasha Bedingfield

THERE YA ARE

Whatever happened to Daniel Bedingfield?
Congrats Rich.

You just made the team.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but...

Bring in Speier for the 8th?

...to do his Terminator voice
That or Dan Davidson.
Maybe Hatcher can pitch
rich thompson > jepsen, rodriguez
rich thomson

>>>> jepsen, Rodriguez, bulger

is there no P in his name?

god, am i like the guy who says brandon woods? im ashamed

Don't know. Got a bud who spells his name without a "P"

and just got in the habit.

In Thompson’s case the “P” is silent, like in water.

Chopper > Jepsen, Shields, Fuentes, Rodriguez
that's natasha bedingfield

singing the theme song of our relievers

Hud: Matthews too patient
is that how they say it now? patient?
Our bullpen may be bad, but

at least they give GMJ a leadoff walk with a 7 run lead. Wow!

Bulger warming up.
I don't know what to feel at this point
Obviously they want the Twinkies to score 20.
They all count the same in the loss column.

Might as well get our money’s worth.

Gasoline warms, doesn't it?
let him pitch when were are down 7
hmmmm

Yawn……….

CM wang for closer?

he cant be worse than what we have right?

Wild pitch puts GMJ on second.
HGH in scoring position
c'mon......

2 more hits….1 more run…

bad year

just wait till next year!!!

the royals pitching staff is l-e-g-i-t
too legit to quit?
now were unlegit

and we must quit

... yeah, sorry ... it's just THAT good of a game
you beat me to it
someone had to do it
even if we score 20 runs right now, we still lose

Cause Bulger is a stupid spoiled whore

Nah

just teh suck.

If we score 20 runs, we bring in Dondo and Fuentes.
Even though my picks were for a Halos win

I noted in my pregame comment that the bullpen was going to meltdown

No extra points, sorry
QUINLAN

hello 9-4

Q WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY!
Damn netbook keyboard

IT’S Q TIME

little known fact:

that .283/25 homer/105 RBI statline was actually last week’s numbers, not his career numbers. Bad typo by FSW

FYI ... Hud's "fantasy team" is his family ... FYI
Q played college ball in Minnesota
Not even that bad of a swing.
no love for Q as he goes back in the dugout
milwood gave up another run

therefore we will put up another zero

Why didn't Phys say "The nightmare inning is over" for us?
He said that our bullpen has a had a nightmare season

and clearly that’s not over yet.

Jed Lowrie out for the year possibly?

Not a big loss for Boston

its worse for them in the long run

than this season

Whos the backup SS for the chowds
Lugo
isn't he still hurt?
I didn't know he was in baseball still
seriously, he's pretty much why we took 2 games from them
CoCo's ... Snoopy DVDs ???

I don’t get it

be at .500 by the end of this month

PLEASE!

damn, I thought this was the 9th

where’s Dr Jack when you need him?

Pray for Detroit
Bulger in.

Sound the air raid sirens in Minneapolis.

no no No No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
KUBEL WILL NOT GO 5 for 5

i guess we had a great game

Holy crap, we got Kubel out
Holy Bob Saget!

Bulger got Kubel??????????

Bulger got an out

Alert the media.

"And KUBEL will not go 5 for 5"

It’s horrible that that’s a such a good thing…

and Phys said it like it was an Angels victory
So now we complain when he gets excited for OUR side?
stopping a guy from going 5-for-5 is nothing to celebrate
Small victories man, small victories.
The only thing that would cheer me up right now is the Mini Sirloin Burger commercial

Catchy

Hopefully it will be back on again
I like the old one when Jack was on the treadmill in the Gym

Did I just say that out loud?

i guess we can blame jepsen all we want, and we should

but we still only scored 2 runs. we probably werent going to win this game 2-1, so its really another all around fail

when the bullpen gives up that many runs

the batters just arent into it anymore. did you see how dead we looked?

The dugout

looked like a mausoleum.

Cuddyer loves to face sinker + hates to face splitter

those are similar…

2 OUTS!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIZZLE-SCNHAPPERS!!!!!!!!!

edwin jackson vs. tbd

i like our chances

Only if TBD is pitching in our bullpen
eh...

don’t underestimate the kid…

wow...

he’s lookin pretty good

Bizarro world indeed

Bulger went 1-2-3

OK.... Is this Bizarro world or what?
kkkkkk

HOLY AHHHHHH

Bulger showing he belongs over Jepson and Rat Rod
Who's that guy who pitched the 8th? Must be new.
Check for a goatee

Maybe it’s Mirror-Bulger

Bulger with a 1-2-3 scoreless inning?

Whaaaaa??

Can we get some new Howard's commercials?
this is the BIZARRO world
Yah he looks great when it doesn't count. Add some pressure and he Blows
indeed. dont pressure the bulge
Funny

I never say that to my wife.

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!!!!!!
I can't express how happy I am I came home from the French Quarter Fest

to see this wonderful score.

pics? did you have fun?
I;ll post a few -- and I had a great time
where do you live?
Uptown area of New Orleans
my online boyfriend lives in Lafayette (I think it is...near Houma anyway)
Lafayette is about 2.5 hours away from here

About an hour north of Avery Island, where they make Tabasco

he works on the rigs in the Gulf
Cool -- I met a few guys that worked on rigs offshore at a bar last week

And they were all cool dudes.

2 hits, 1 run.

let’s go

2 runs, 1 hit baby

one of us is going down. or maybe both

WhyTF are we watching him warm up?
Let's pad those stats KMO
"Just picked him up off waivers."

Watch him strike out the side.

Really?

You’re gonna swing at that? OK.

why did morales swing at a pitcher near his head?
If there was a pitcher near my head

I’d swing at him too

LOL!!!

I didn’t even notice…

ask that to Napoli...
because he could?
Kmo didnt feel like showing off when the rest of the team is so down
"Low 90s"

That was 96 Phys.

control AND power

someone introduce him to Jepsen

hes throwing everything high and we're swinging
f***tastic guys...

just f***tastic…

so the twins randomly pick up colorado's 23rd best prospect

and he could be our 3rd best reliever

Juancho keeps it alive
1 MORE HIT, 1 MORE RUN
Hey, Juan, crush this next one,huh?
Juan showing his skillz
I need a walk and then a HR

pls pls pls.

i prefer RBI 3B
same

1 point aint too bad though

Go go Aybar power swing!
Aybar is up

Time for a 3B

Well that was painful
this teams in major trouble
Relax

This game was a long shot with our pitching so depleted. Things will get better.

Jose says Oliver has had 229 starts counting tonite
dddaaaaaaannnnnnnggggggg
Ijust noticed something...

it’s been said before…
IT’S SAD BUT TRUE…

I'll wait till we lose 100.

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