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Seattle Spring Slaughtertime

Los Angeles Angels of Tempe @ Seattle Mariners of Peoria - 12:05 PM

GAME AUDIO LINK

Washington Mutual was bought out by JP Morgan, Boeing Moved to Chicago, Starbucks has closed 1,000 stores, Melinda Gates is not allowed to have an i-Phone and her kids wants macs, Steve Ballmer is psychotic and the Sonics left for Oklahoma.

Looks like they're gonna have to get motivated to win one for Dale Chihuly I guess....

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Angels

Figgins, 3B
Aybar, E, SS
Rivera, LF
Morales, 1B
Napoli, DH
Kendrick, 2B
Mathis, C
Evans, RF
Willits, CF

Seattle

Gutierrez, F, CF
Cedeno, LF
Branyan, 1B
Balentien, RF
Shelton, DH
Tuiasosopo, M, 3B
Woodward, 2B
Burke, C
Corona, SS

finally some regulars in the lineup! and it looks like the seamen learned their lesson from their “statement game” last year, and decided to bring in the B-squad for this game. lol..

oh god...Phyz is providing the color...
Abreu the main left fielder?

Johnny not that bad is he?

His arm is fine but at times he's shaky tracking/catching the ball.

I don’t see a gold glove in his future.

I hear that...

but Abreu hasn’t played left in a long time and I haven’t heard anything positive about his defense.

I imagine Scioscia will alternate Abreau, Vlad, and Johnny Rivers among LF, RF, and DH...

Outfield defense most likely will be a downgrade from last year.

i wonder how kendeick is doing this spring?

health wise, Those overdeveloped quads of his always worry me. Oh he was just robbed of a hit

Howie just misplayed a ball at second... doh.
Tuiasosopo

pronounced- Twee-a-so-so-po?

Close. Too-wee-ah-so-so-po
I always hear Too-e.
Ah...Jimmy Buffett/Margaritaville...
Devils advocate wonders if Seattle could be more of a division force

if Bedard is healthy this season. He probably won’t stay healthy, but just for the sake of argument.

Hmmmm

Lackey > Bedtard
Santana > Bedtard
Weaver = Bedtard
Saunders Grumpy Bedtard

Same equations for All 4 Vs. Queen Felix

All 4>Wahburn
All 4 + Moseley/Loux>Silva

Yeah, I forgot they still had Silva.

They’re not going anywhere this year.

Saunders typo above

Bedtard>Saunders
Saunders>Grumpy Bedtard

When you talk about the Mariners, are'nt you supposed to use graphs?
Becuase it impresses chicks

you know how they prefer finding the algebraic median to making out.

Maybe....I have learned to never predict anything in this game.

But, Terry Smith noted earlier in the broadcast that the only 2 Mariners with more tahn 10 HRs last year are gone (Ibanez, Sexson).

Morrow is 3rd on their depth chart for starters (previously a reliever), and Silva 4th. They would need a good adjustment from Morrow, bounce back year from Silva to be taken seriously, or some other good luck.

Adrian Beltre had like 25 homers

Sexson had 11; Jose Lopez 17, and as Ezzra says Belch-tre had 25 Funky Flatulent Blasts. Check your cochlea for blockage, sothball! ;)

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SEA/2008.shtml

OK!!!!!!!!!! One steaming hot pile of ear enemas comming up...

Maybe it was this:

“Only 2 of the 4 players with 10 or more home runs from the Mariner’s 2008 squad remain after the departure of Ibanez and Sexson.”

I only half-pay attention at work...I should have checked what I heard.

Actually, I blame Phyz (budding kindergarten teacher). My ears grow callouses when he speaks (blocked the ear enema too)…

He can certainly be a cochlear enema, can’t he?

Oh god... Scioscia just gave up on this game

Speier makes his first appearance.

Let's give him a chance to get it under control this season.
Last season was probably an anomaly

He’s never had that much of a problem with the homerun ball, so last year might just be an outlier. We’ll have to wait and see, but with Arredondo, Shields, and Fuentes, he won’t be pitching high leverage innings anyway.

Not to mention Oliver.

Right now he’s like, 5th on the depth chart.

Nice inning by Speier.
AL 2009 Comeback Player

a little early, but…

Speier will breakout.
i really hope he can get it back together!
I'm actually hoping for Vlad to snag that one with a monster season.
you cannot be a comeback player

coming back from a 121 OPS+

What if you got a 200 OPS+... >_>

i know that would put me in a great mood…

vlad had too solid of year last year

to win comeback

I know, it just felt lackluster for him.

It was mostly a joke.

What a couple of homers--Moralas has an upside to Tex--in who's universe
Nono

They said upside on Kotchman, not Tex.

are you sure--I was sure phis said Texiera
I'm sure, because I thought the same thing at first

But then they said it was over the departed Kotchman.

Mathis is beastin' it up this spring.
Its really nice to see you back round these parts......Stu Long
Heh.

It’s good to be back. ;-)

Mathis!!!!

Spent the winter eating his Wheaties…

What was in that barn?

Correction!!

Mathis was eating straight up wheat in that barn

another point on the draft......

Baseball has way too many rounds and pics

So Zu.........mind if I pick your brain about the Davidson fellow.....

where do you see him come next month?

SLC.

Though he has a chance of getting some relief call-up time if Oliver goes down.

He put up solid relief numbers in Ark last year, but at 28, too old to be a real prospect.

Way to flash the power Reggie.......lol
I sure hope...

Reggie “3 & 2” Willits picks up his offense this year. Everyone like chanting “Reggie! Reggie!” right

I'll settle for another 2007...
I heard that..

Do you have his 07 numbers?

.293/.391/.344 in 430 AB's

and 5th in ROY voting

yeah he was huge in 07.........

what is he 5th on the OF depth chart probably? Barring any huge injury he’s not gonna get anymore than 120 AB’s I dont think

So if I'm ready this right...

He batted .194 with108 ABs in 2008? Yikes! I thought the dude had a batting cage in his bedroom. What gives?

We payed too much for GMJ, we signed Torii Hunter, and pitchers figured out

that if you just throw the ball over the plate (which they didn’t do in 07) that he can’t really hurt you with his bat.

Check out this fantastic website...

Baseball-reference.com’s Reggie Willits page

Bookmark it echelon..

It’s quite a valuable resource.

OT:

you guys see A-Rod could miss 4 months? Hip injury

wow… Link

yeah that report says 10 weeks......I saw some as high as 16 weeks

so we’ll see

Related headline: "Fantasy nerds sent scrambling for new #1 pick!"

Myself included. Gotta be Hanley Ramirez.

Cover story on MLB.com

Talking about him playing thru it.

I thought he's having surgery?
NYY Unders. ALready played them.
Yay.........bringing home the runner from 3rd with less than 2 outs.......

good job Juan

LOL Q fleet of foot?
Always appears to be on the brink of tripping.
Wow howie!!!

Did you hear the reaction? Sounded like shock and awe…

Howie power.......

are you guys listening? Also, is there gameday anywhere?

Yes.

And no, there isn’t. Listening is free though.

Audio link is at the very top of the post.

I see that, but hard to do at work.

Gameday

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_03_05_anamlb_seamlb_1

Just bookmark this page. When you want the latest game day, go to this bookmark, click on ‘today’ in upper right hand corner, select daily game of choice.

I stand corrected.
well, it's not that great.

way behind what is actually happening. It took some time for that HK homer to actually show up.

thanks! gameday is allowed, but headphones or audio are a no-no…

Listining via link in header.

Gameday…. hmmm.. I don’t see one.

Ok Brandon...

Let’s do this…

Those lowered hands are helping him.

Keep them there.

Marwin Vega?

Okay, I have to admit that’s a pretty badass name.

Sounds like someone

who gets a Grammy nomination but doesn’t win…

Also sounds vaguely like a car audio company...

based in Simi Valley (at least it was when I was into car audio)…

Aww

memories

Hey sweet, we're winning.
Wondered how long it would take you to show back up.

:-P

Heh. Spring Training always pulls me back in.
are you still just "Visiting" ???

new season, new sig?

Now that you mention it...
So it's Marwin Vega versus Stanley Coon. Punchline?
I seen Vegas in a Coon's age?

Sorry, I got nothin’.

*ain't.

A terrible sentence made worse by typos. This is what happens when you stop posting for 5 months.

Truth.

I left like 3 words out of my first post last night.

Physioc laughs at Sonics fans despair.
i also enjoyed that.
4-2.

Chris Shelton HR.

I missed it...who pitched that inning?
Raffy was still in there.

First run of the spring I think.

GA went 0-2, Abreu 0-1 BB

Venezuela v. Atlanta

Wonder how GA’s doing adjusting to his first “non-Angels” camp in his career. I hope he does well.

Remember when Shelton hit 10 HR's in April 2006?

And everyone was like holy **** next Pujols? Yeah. Good times.

He's got 3 this spring.

Seems like someone could give him a Jack Cust-style shot at DH.

A later generation's "Super Joe Charboneau"...
Nice patience, Brown.
Get the run in Q.
maybe they should play the B squad next friday

and Figgins

why and Figgins?
Pavkovitch feels that the game needs drama.
Nice job by Herndon.
just in case

Its friday the 13th and you never know what could happen.

BTW, I just noticed this, but Brian Fuentes is marked as our closer on the MLB

depth chart. Did I miss something? Is there some area where ET (Arredondo) would NOT be a better choice?

Experience!

-_-;

Dammit, Mike. >_<
One of my goals this season is to try really hard at giving Fuentes a fair shake.
someone could accidentally take a crowbar to his knee

a la tonya harding.

Moonshot time Wood.
Possible hip labrum tear for A-Rod.

May be out four months.

Roids finally catching up to him...
torn labrum for A-ROID!!

who protects U-haul?

Melky Cabrera!!!
lol

Bernie Williams?

4-2 heading to the bottom of the 9th.
frankie rodriguez time! oh wait
Why does this situation seem familiar...
Ah it's nice to hear phys again

only 32 days left

Herndon, keeping tradition alive.

Makin’ it exciting.

Angels win. ;-)

reaches for pack of cigarettes

Just another BEATDOWN of the Mariners!
Big statement game against Seattle...

Congrats guys.

The statement being

Cactus League is OUR meaningless exhibition?

Yep. Jeff Mathis, King of the Cactus League, suffers no challengers. :P
Herndon did his best K-rod impression
Speier for the win!!
Gotta go, later guys.

This is the first of many Mariner losses

bring on Lincecum
That sounds pretty gay.

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