What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the mornin'? I got a John Lackey Jersey for Christmas from my brother who was at the stadium sale. What should I do with it?
about two week before his Sciosia explosion. I vowed to never get another players jersey again- I will only put my name on the back because I’m not getting traded, leaving for CASH, or publicly going on a coke binge with underage strippers.
At least not publicly.
Just like his “Disco Demolition Night” promotion, we need a “Gone to the Enemy Demolition Jersey Night” where all the jerseys of those who chased the money and left are unceremoniously set ablaze.
Now of course, I’m not advocating the destruction of the Big A or the playing field like what occurred during “Disco Demolition Night” and Comiskey Park.
I’m going to keep my bobble head. The best revenge is living a good life. Lackey and his inflated contract only makes Boston good for a year or two more. Lackey isn’t Nolan Ryan. He pitches for us well. Helped waive a lot of flags, but its not like The Angels can’t do it again without him.
I don’t think the Lackey deal will work out as anticipated. Either that or he will give Boston one great year out of five.
Put it away for a few years and if Lackey grows up in his attitude toward the Angels, he still is the winning pitcher for the team’s first-ever World Series win.
On a somewhat related note, I’m writing up a bunch of background information for a story or movie or some other future writingish project, and needed the name of a futuristic slow-acting fatal illness.
If you come up with an idea let me know
So I can do it to my Jose Guillen jersey
Ghost of seven in a row - December 27, 2009
Why the Hell do you have a Jose Guillen jersey?
LOL.
JK, but you should get rid of that. At least Lackey put in some valuable time to this organization.
lightupthehalo29 - December 27, 2009
I got it at the height of his one good season
about two week before his Sciosia explosion. I vowed to never get another players jersey again- I will only put my name on the back because I’m not getting traded, leaving for CASH, or publicly going on a coke binge with underage strippers.
At least not publicly.
Ghost of seven in a row - December 28, 2009
Should I call you once the strippers
turn 18?
Rev Halofan - December 28, 2009
Hey I will definitely share
allegedly
Ghost of seven in a row - December 28, 2009
Is there a context to his giving this to you
that makes it more acceptable, Rev?
Because this is the kind of slap in the face that should ruin families.
Caseys Kiss of Death - December 27, 2009
just a gag gift
Rev Halofan - December 27, 2009
Or so you think?
Clutch - December 28, 2009
I've been trying to figure out the most cost-effective yet awesome way to explode my bobblehead.
101halo - December 27, 2009
Release my liver-filtered Guinness onto it
PieceOfAase - December 27, 2009
Liver filtered
hmmm. has a smokey aroma
Moondoggy - December 28, 2009
Wear it the day after we beat Lackey and the Red Sox to knock them out of the playoffs
LosAngel - December 27, 2009
That’s a good idea.
angelsfan777 - December 28, 2009
Turn the L upside down, and add a crude line to make it an "F." Switch E and Y
That oughtta do it.
mattwelch - December 28, 2009
Think like Bill Veeck....
Just like his “Disco Demolition Night” promotion, we need a “Gone to the Enemy Demolition Jersey Night” where all the jerseys of those who chased the money and left are unceremoniously set ablaze.
Now of course, I’m not advocating the destruction of the Big A or the playing field like what occurred during “Disco Demolition Night” and Comiskey Park.
mustard_man - December 28, 2009
To go off this idea
A Halos Heaven jersey bonfire rally the night before Angels opening day.
Sethy - December 28, 2009
Have him sign it...
then frame it with your 2002 WS Game 7 ticket stub and OC Register headline from 10/28/09.
Downing Rules - December 28, 2009
++++++++1
Hapyorange - December 28, 2009
Yeah...
I’m going to keep my bobble head. The best revenge is living a good life. Lackey and his inflated contract only makes Boston good for a year or two more. Lackey isn’t Nolan Ryan. He pitches for us well. Helped waive a lot of flags, but its not like The Angels can’t do it again without him.
Jay Cal - December 28, 2009
As Mick Jagger sang...
“…I wanna see it pained black,
Black as night,
Black as coal…”
…cause that’s where Lackey’s future is to me…a big black empty nothingness.
sothball - December 28, 2009
And now for a non-sequitur to brighten your day
Zoe Necrosis - December 28, 2009
Hi-freaking-larious!
LAASurfin - December 28, 2009
/win
Commander_Nate - December 28, 2009
AMAZING.
You sir, have here what we call a “definite epic win.”
Clutch - December 28, 2009
I love it!!!!
That is one of the best yet.
angelsfan777 - December 28, 2009
Find a hot blonde...
Have her wear it and have someone puke on it for a You Tube video.
Idaho87 - December 28, 2009
Nice
The puker has to be wearing a Boston hat or jersey, though. Better yet, make it Manny in a blond wig, for that matter.
Clutch - December 29, 2009
I will take it off your hands
linkbruin - December 28, 2009
Keep it
I don’t think the Lackey deal will work out as anticipated. Either that or he will give Boston one great year out of five.
Put it away for a few years and if Lackey grows up in his attitude toward the Angels, he still is the winning pitcher for the team’s first-ever World Series win.
California Cajun - December 28, 2009
On a somewhat related note, I’m writing up a bunch of background information for a story or movie or some other future writingish project, and needed the name of a futuristic slow-acting fatal illness.
Lackey’s disease
I think it works.
AlanFalcon - December 29, 2009
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