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Matsui Signing Today

Hideki Matsui will officially become an Angel today. The press conference at the stadium is at 2 PM.

Poll
At 2PM, AM-830, the Angels official Radio Station will be broadcasting...
The Matsui Press Conference
105 votes
A colon-cleansing commercial
86 votes
A foreclosure felon selling a scam
90 votes
Rent-A-Rant Lee, the pay-to-play crank
47 votes

328 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

It's AM 830

When are they not playing some kind of forclosure or debt-relief commercial?

Between that and the signal being overtaken by some worship station down here in SD half of the time, my commute is pretty interesting sometimes. Thankfully, it’s only about 20 minutes long.

Oh, and GOHZIRRA!!!!!
Great "Departed" quote, btw...

Thanks, Commander; I’m going to use it in my classes.
Go Godzilla!

Thanks But Rev made me take it down

Too offensive for some I guess.

:(

my vote isn't listed

Ridin’ Dirty – how to avoid felony DUIs

that show is real classy

Especially after the Adenhart tragedy.

I listened to a few minutes of it. How does that show stay on the air?
Confucius says...

if a radio station is on the air, but nobody listens to it, does it truly exist?

I think that's a zen koan, not so much Confucius.

Good question though. The lead guy has the personality of plasterboard, and his topic can be completely covered in about 20 minutes.

confucius. zen koan. hideki matsui.

what me worry?

I need to write a letter to TIm Mead

I’m a First Amendment absolutist, and it’s Arte’s station to do whatever the heck he want with. But I would point out that the “Top Gun” DUI guy and the “Ridin’ Dirty” bit are… for a lack of a better word… tacky.

Im not really sure how that gets on their air.

Im really curious about other programs they declined, before they green lighted that masterpiece.

It's hard to imagine what was worse.
Michael Savage?

Hey-o…he IS off 830 now, right? IIRC?

Oh dear lord, that is worse.
They should play his walk-on music, "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult
That'd be sweet. Do you know if that was really his walk-up music in NY?

On another note, one of the first things I thought about was the classic rock connections of the last two big acquisitions: Matsui(Godzilla) and Kazmir(Kashmir). Now if only the Angels would sign a rad closer with the last name Highwaystar, my life would be complete.

That's what it says in his Wiki page.

And his personal translator’s name is Roger Kahlon. We will probably get to know him.

I love that! Definitely going to be a crowd pleaser.
What's the reference?
not the vapors

turning japenese?

Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! Go-go Godzilla!!!
check it out

video of Matsui talking to the Japanese Press.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8trsDPpAI5E

HA HA! Right back at you Bro...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vtMAkboe78&feature=fvw

And the beat is pretty catchy.

Rent-a-Rant Lee. That got my vote and made me laugh.
After this week, it's got to be colon-cleansing....
With godzilla on the team now

does this mean their will be longer lines at panda express?

No

No, but it does mean that sushi might become popular. Panda Express=Chinese, Sushi= Japanese

The was racist and ignorant, and hilarious
As Meat Loaf once poetically put it

2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

Maybe its not so bad

After two days of venting, I can be a little more philosophical about this. Matsui is relatively low risk, doesn’t tie down the team and still has gas in his tank. He can be a good middle of the order type of hitter.

Moreover, if the Angels can parlay the money that they did not spend on Lackey or Figgins and use it for a front line pitcher (who?), than maybe this won’t be that bad.

Although Matsui is old and slow, much like Vlad, at least he has a higher baseball IQ. He probably won’t run into as many outs on the basepaths. Vlad seemed to have the unique ability to get thrown out at second or third at the worst possible times.

If you feel that all of this is a load of garbage, please work with me, I’m trying to be optimistic.

Ben Sheets

Would be my first choice.

Bedard or Garland would not upset me either.

save the money

We have four top-of-the-line starters still on the staff for this year—enough for the playoffs. Those guys are going to be wanting more money in the next few years. Save the cash for Weav, Saunders, and ?. Look past this year, folks.

i see...

good thing about matsui is we can get those sweet japnese head bands now… haha the ninja signed a ninja … well alright!

Good left-handed bat for playoffs in Fenway or the Yankee Stadium Launching Pad

Meanwhile, Lackey looks funny wearing a Boston hat..

Matsui is clutch and epic

Unlike dear ol’ Vlade, Godzilla has come through in the clutch innumerable times over the years, and his last Series game was epic. Reminds me of Reggie Jackson vs. the Dodgers in—what was that—‘77? In fact this whole deal reminds me of our pick-up of Reggie in—what was that—’82? (When I became an Angel fan after moving out here in ’79.)

Vlade Divac plays baseball?
He tried

but he flopped too much getting out of the way of the fastball….and went back to basketball…

Ahhh!!! Note to self: Hit "reply," idiot.

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