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Mark Teixeira's Postseason

Mark Teixeira is batting .105 in the Word Series

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Then My Wife Says It Stands For "Not Yet"
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It's okay

My wife and Scott Boras told me I’m their little champ

the Tiex

being at first base defensively probubly got them by us.
Giambi may have missed half of those throws.

I agree... He's saved a few errors and prevented a few would-be-base-hits.

The Yankees should be able to play through and win games even without his offense, and for the most part they have, but I do think it is funny how one article i read stated that they aren’t paying Tex $180 million to be Casey Kotchman.

i also agree

i think if someone else had been at first we would have won a few of those close games.

“This is what I got for Christmas last year, and this year I want a pony”

REV...ANOTHER JUVENILE PERSONAL ATTACK!!

thank you

Is it okay if my penis is shorter than this finger?

Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

"Oh screw you, Reg!...Wha'd you ever do in the World Series???!!"
Oh Yeah? Well Joe Buck said I look hot!
"Look, I'm a Yankee now!"

“It does’nt matter I always have a dumb look on my face.”

"This is where they are pitching me. I dont think they like me"
"A-Rod says my face would look great painted atop the body of Centaur....

but the wife thinks otherwise."

LINK

That is just bizarre.
Bizarre just scratches the surface...

The “A-Rod as Centaur” thing is possibly the most mind boggling, jaw dropping, deeply disturbing thing I’ve eer read about him. Kate is either brave or stupid to put up with his uber-narcissism.
I’d be running far far away.

Centaur-Rod

Hey Figgifig--Thanks for the visual nightmare!

Just what I didn’t ever need to see…

"Come on......be honest.......you know I rock this better than John Olerud ever did"
F being closer to my wife's family

They are driving me crazy

John Olerud's Helmet is not going to make me hit better!
"What do you mean a .105 average means I can't be the new Mr. October??"

“You can look it up in my contract. It says ‘$180 million dollars to be paid, as well as rights to the Mr. October moniker’. Both the money and that are guaran-freakin-teed, buddy!”

I slept with A Rod in hopes for his postseason magic to "rub off" on me

and all I got was this lousy earless helmet.

What happend to the cash signs on my helmet???
Does this helmet make my ass look fat?
Hey old man, I'm the new guy in this town!!!, just ask my wife.

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