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Angels up 4-1, going into the bottom of the 8th...

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Let's Go HALOS!!!!!!!

  Positive VIbration YAH AH!!!!!

Can't ask for a better situation

Gotta TCOB right now.

I'm dominating new threads, by the way.

Losers.

and losettes...mustn't be sexist :-P
It's a unisex term :)
Pour it on boys
This score seems familiar for some reason...
LET"S GO ANGELS!!!

3 more outs!!

That Last Thread was magical!
Let's Go Halos!

+++++++RUNS

How Ratboy got MVP

Ratboy

repeat...that is soooo fucking wrong
genus URL

nomaas lol

In n out burger , time , I'm starve .
Lets all pretend like there is no 9th inning and just hitt and hitt and hitt
Time for awesome
I bet we can do 5 game threads for Game 3
lets do this angels!!!

lets go into beantown up 2-0, so we can eliminate them in that little league field!

hahah V-Mart cant even throw it back to the pitcher.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Keep it going! Keep it going!

bobbbbbby!!!
Knock

Gotta run on this rag arm

Bobby has been nails
NICE.

ABREU. As good as a walk.

bye bye billy!
How's the moon/whatever you're looking at?
Yesss

And nooo….Magic cat thread mojo is gone XD

It will never be gone!!

Keep rubbing damnit!

Great 2 striek hack!!
yay!

yoo bobby

Bobby

having a huge series so far

"This is a different team"

Thanks to Bobby Abreu

Terry Francona

looks like he’s in his PJs.

Paperlboner in
Good

I love gettin runs of this guy

Chupa!

If he doesn’t comeback as a free agent, then I hope he comes back as Hatcher’s replacement!

A=Yes, wiater, I'd like another order of RUNS, please
Here comes Pab

and his stupid fucking snarl

amazed his slawjawed bit doesnt lead to him eating more flies
okay so is

kendrick’s ‘stache reminiscent of GA’s ’stache or is it just me?

not just you

love it

You said that last topic.
yeah but then we got on another topic

and no one answered

PaPelboner!!!

You’re still UGLY!!

TORII!! TORII!!! TORII!!!! TORII!!! TORII!!! TORII!!! TORII!!
That just looks like TOR with a bunch of exclamation points after it
Who Gives a shit, YOU Know what it says!!!!!!!!!
All friends here

I blame SB Nation.

next game is Sunday at 9am!?
Yeah pretty crappy...lol
Shhh!

We arent done with this one yet! =P

sorry- you're right
is it okay to get drunk then?
Bloody Marys, Screwdrivers, and Mimosas

juice with liquor is somehow acceptable

yeah.

wtf.

and then I'll have to tivo my beloved rams game
Unfortunately yes.

Bandwagoner bosox fans won’t watch

how about the east coasters (include the other team)

having to stay up until 1am for these games…

the wfc (phillies – world f+cking champions) had 2 home games at 2pm and tom’s game is at 9pm, you don’t have it bad

Pimplebutttttt
so at yesterday's game

somebody threw peanuts at paul byrd in the bullpen.. it made me sad.. but the enemy is the enemy..

I liked Paul Byrd

He did a good job for us

Yeah that is wrong

Byrd is class all the way

Papelbum

Go Angels go!

take down the Pap Smear
wear out pimplebomb
These Annoysers are so fucking stupid and obviously cock SUXer's

 They can eat my shit!!!!!

Papelbum boooo!!
Papelbon

You know what, Papelbon? When you sneer and look at home plate before pitching, you do not look “cool.” You look like a little kid trying really hard to look like a badass.

Unfortunately, for the Sux

Baseball is the only sport where the defense holds the ball, meaning Papelbon may be great, but he can’t score any runs

"3 runs in the 7th all started with a guerrero walk"

weird sentence to hear.

Come on Torii

get into Papelbon’s head and blast one

Eat a fat cock, Papeldong!
I'm calling a line drive off Papelbon nose
you do have a knack for predictions
One could only hope
i saw a player get one off the jaw

took him out the rest of the season (this was mid year) in the minors real nice guy

calling pulmonary embollism
can you predict me a ice cream sandwich

/too lazy to go to the freezer

hopefully this is the last time boston plays at the A

+ infinity
His mouth

 is a little sphincter ring.

nah

his anus is much looser than that.

just make him throw some pitches

wow, that move was pretty good

Dinosaur warming up

Abreu looks like he wants to run.
send him, please, the sox can't throw anybody out

I bet he’d make the same face if he caught one off the nuts

SOOO many hilarious Papelbon hate names!!! I love it

Papeldouche

Crapelbon?
Punkerbum
Pooplebutt
pimplebutt
Invented by ME
if you need that to be your claim to fame, its all yours dude
No

It’s all of ours. I’m just taking credit

Pimplebutt
Sphincter lips

haha

Damn marine layer...

Papelbon the Vagina Lips

Nice try, Torii.
I'm at my wits end with all of the Bosux chatter from

these two amateurs, what a slap in the face.

I like the 1/2 mute Button.. it just takes out the annoucers.
never heard of that...

pretty cool. is that on new tvs

thats the way we do it
This is Howard Kendrick Baby!!!
who is chupa?
Chupacabreu
ah new nickname for him...

haven’t heard that one

actually a really old nickname for him :P
don't remember it from hte phillies
It's from the day he signed

We all tried to come up with a nickname.

Chupacabreu stuck

Those lips could star in a commercial to remind dudes to get their prostates tested
Ouch, it's Dr. Sphincter
Sphincter lips Papelbon needs to get shelled
Got him. Nice pitchout.
Finally throw someone out

only took a pitchout

Whoops.

Good call on pitch out.

Frack, TIto just guessed right on that one
damn

guess torii will have to hit a solo shot then

???

Kendrick?

right right
dammit Papelscum
Oh God, if I have to hear Buk Martinez struggle to get the Boston cock out of his throat

to praise the chowds any more.. I will lose it.

Howie's gonna jack one
come on, howie...come on...
after two failed attempts, it was overdue
He could tell Abreu was chomping at the bit to run
aww yeah

this is the kinda score i like… checkin in a lil late

this is HOWARD KENDRICK

he will homer then sell you a flat screen

He was at the grand opening of the Howards by my house

snd I had no idea….

you know he owns them

the commercials say so

Lol but I still wish

I could’ve gotten hit autograph. He was there with Skeeosha and Figgins

No, that’s the other Howard.

I could throw Bobby out too....

…if I could catch the pitch five feet in front of home plate.

wow papelbons lips really do like an asshole

look like*

no your first statement was right
Dept. of errors better left uncorrected
This is from extensive asshole viewing experience?
I never realized it before

everyone kept making fun of his lips before tonight – I finally get it.

alright

3 outs!

is fuentes coming in
Hold on to your boobies

we’re in for a treat

and check them too

it is breast cancer awareness month, lol

okay nothing to lol about

just funny that someone said hold your boobs,

I got it

As in I understood you weren’t laughing about breast cancer

No one lols something that serious

except Ted Mosby… but he doesn’t understand the lol

Ugh. Gotta swing. Whatevs.
Papelbon's whole schtick

is so idiotic. His slow turn towards the plate, shoulders slumped, looking up, pursing his lips. I hate him so.

hopefully, we won't have to see him again
it's psychotically mesmorizing
lets go fuentasaurus rex
Fuentesaurus time.
please no drama in the 9th, let's wrap this up 1-2-3
hands getting clammy for fuentes
3 more outs BABY!!!!!
FUENTESAUR

I CHOOSE YOU

use "DontsuckpleaseGod" attack!
Fuentesaur! Powder puff fastball!
Bring on the Terrible Lizard!

and shutdown Team Roids

We can do this......
Ugh, that Crown commercial is even more pretentious than

the Charles Schwab ones.

time for RAWR!!!!
Is it just me

or does Fuentes coming in make anyone else nervous, I guess as long as he doesnt have the K-Rod symptoms of yesteryear, Ill be happy. 3 more outs and we can let Kazmir finish it in Chowdtown.

wow

i mean your about 5 months late
we have been scared since the season started

Oh no

I was at the 2 games he blew it badly, Indians and some other team. Ive get nervous anytime he comes in. Just dont want a repeat of last years ALDS!

welcome to

your 2009 Angels…

I went

to about 15 or so games this year, just seemed he would blow the save whenever I would be there. Good thing Im not there tonight I guess….

I'm hitting the mute button for the 9th

those two sox blow holes are killing my buzz!

And how.

I wish there were a “STFU ANNOUNCERS” button.

Buck Martinez is NOT a Sox blow hole

he’s actually very good

uhm..?

I’ve noticed nothing but “shut the hell up, you dinosaur” moments from him tongiht.

...Yeah, I dunno. He seems that way to me.
right

and Rex Hudler for HOF

I'm immune to blowhard dialogue after two days of it,

let’s all hope for a sweep and finally silence those TBS tools.

Anyone else lose their sound on TBS?
nah, mine's fine

had that problem on fox for the cowboys v broncos, it was annoying as hell

9:30 means disneyland fireworks

can set your clock to it

yeah

I used to live 1/4 mi from the stadium I could set my watch to it.

but I moved (now 5 mi away) and heard some big booms going off at 8:30 the other night and weirded me out. maybe cuz they close earlier during the week?

had a pt at UCI one time in a corner room with 2 windows...one faced Disneyland, the other the Big A

was quite a show on Friday evenings!!!

Still in

Fuentes backup in case Jetson messes up.

Whoa.

Scioscia fake-out.

Orrrrrrr....

Leave Psyko in.

let Jepsen finish it
Nope

Send Fuentes against Papi. No reason to bum out the closer.

Torii

effortless! 1 down

YES

Sosh showing confidence

2 more baby

let’s get ’em

Paplebon's lips are a case of sex reassignment surgery gone bad and horribly misplaced.
wow, I love playoff game threads particularly when we are winning
WIth that of a ape.
since when are lips involved in sex reassignment?

last time I took A&P, both males and females had them

5 more strikes!

Well played

keeping Jep in the game

sarcasm?

not cool

wish we were playing tomorrow
Here comes Fuentes.....
Sphincter just got tight....
Goddamnit.

shit. Fuentes.

lmao god

could you try any harder to hide your biasness towards boston orsillo

HE WAS litereally so pumped that youk doubled

the 2B ump?
announcer
2B ump seemed pretty chuffed too
Here comes the Fuentesaurus!
Damn it

Here we go

ohhhhhhhhh my heart.....

we got a 3 run cushion, and the big papi is either gonna homer or strike out

And the lead is safe either way
Fuentesaurus time

RAWR RAWR two outs!

Come on Fuentes

pitch to Ortiz tonight. Don’t pitch around him

o i will be PISSSED IF HE PITCHES AROUND HIM

RAWR vs. ROIDS
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Is Fuentysaurus mating?
Just two outs, dude

For all I care, give up a homer right here and treat it as a new inning. Just get this shit done.

+1

+2 even … but not +3

no extra drama please

i get it enough from my babys momma asking for child support n shit lol

bartender, Fuentes is in. I'll need the usual
Double shot of Jack for me...how about you?
Johnnie Walker black. no ice.
black taco!
what is that?
i am willing to put down $20 that ...

the steal a base steal a taco promotion from taco bell will be a black taco

Taqco Bell

will come up with anything to sell a taco. Next thing you know, they will have Tiger Stripe Tacos

Jack in the Box

not Taco Bell

No I'm wrong

Not paying attention

that i beyond fucking gros
because it is beyond baseball
Fuentes - you wanted to play for the Angels.

You wanted to pitch in the postseason. Here is your chance. Good luck, man.

Dang.... Cable went out...
we'll keep u updated, that sucks
Whoa...really?

Ouch.

must be Time Warner

at least yer internet works……?

Colorado knows how scary Fuentes can be XD
Ortiz to me

looks like Albert Haynesworth.

cmon fuentesaraus rex!

lets close this shit out

Let's go Fuentesaurus
HOLD THE LINE.

LOVE ISN’T ALWAYS ON TIME.

RAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWR

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lets go halosss

Line Drive DP please!
so when does Taco bell come out with the pink taco?
when they bring back the choco-taco.
still waiting

I’m not eating anything that’s dyed black. that’s just wrong

Racist..
uhh

really?

how about it’s just gross… a mouth full of black food coloring from a taco shell – YUM.

Its like blackface

for tacos. Just wrong

Santana up in the pen according to Rory Markus
thank you

we’d never hear that from TBS

seriously

they didn’t even consider mentioning it. it’s like, nah why bother.

Those are some nasty batting gloves
oh sweet Mercy...

c’mon fuenteeeees

If you can't catch up to a Fuentes fastball...

you must be cycling off the roids.

pop up!

2 outs!

o my! thnak god

Thats a Homerun at Bahstan!!

1 more!!

one more please!
Big Poopi

2 down

YES

1 more to go

ONE OUT TO GLORY
onemoreonemoreonemoreonemore
1...out...Away...

jason bay is their hero, we gotta strike him out!

fuentesaures!!!!!!!!!

no pics in gameday threads

kthanxsbye

That's raptor Jesus

AND DON"T YOU FORGET IT

No pics in gamethreads!
playoffs

reason i can say fuck fuck

Fuentesaurus is the Raptor Jesus

we are so winning the series.

lol

I so expected to read “I hAte Boston” underneath that tat

no photos in game thread

link to that

but it’s funny

UNO MAS POR FAVOR

SI SE PUEDE

Terrible Lizards rule!
ONE OUT TO GLORY

Tonight, wee dine…at Del Taco!

ON YOUR FEET
parents are asleep

yeah bad economy = low paying job

whoooo strike 2!
what an awful wiki picture

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Fuentes

lol

take what fair use pics you can get.

FU Papi

and the rest of the saux

DO EET BRIAN
one strike to Glory

fuck u bostoners

Uno Mas Por Favor
put em in a body bag johnny
Sweep the leg!!!
one more strike!!!
oh god

cmon fuentes. get him

1 strike away from being 2-0 against the almighty sox!

awaiting awful umpires from over the monster

and espn

What else do you expect from...

ignorant and self -rghteous banwagon beantown.

Ugly.

Terrible sequence.

dam u fuentes why u do this to me!

aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thx

for the tips – tried a couple and are working great. :)

lkasjflajfjklasdfkjlj
darn!

ok, ok! One more out, Brian.

stop counting down please
+1
that gets me more nervous than anything
Not what we wanted
Is it meant to be?
Eh.

Get Lowell.

HAAAAAAAS to make it exciting.
GODDAMNIT BRIAN GET THE GODDAMN OUT
c'mon Fuentes.There is no mercy in this dojo!!!!
frikkity frick fbombfbomb frack frick fruck

god damn it brain! pitch!

IF he doesn't pitch strikes

THEY’RE NOT GOING TO SWING THE BAT

The CB strike zone did that!
i cant even follow this thread and watch the game at the same time

wow

fuenty

bear down buddy!

its okay the 90 year old is up

just lookin for the out

Pop out 2nd base.

PLease

Butcher get out there and tell him to CHILL
Strikes
Light up the motherf*ckin Halo!!

We’ve up, bitch!!

+1

because of the motherfucking

LIGHT UP THAT HALO!!!
FUENTES

Frequently Ugly Endings, Never Too Easy, Sunnamabitch

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YAY ~!

LIGHT UP THE HALO

Fuentes will come through ,
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
WHOOOOOO!!!!1
There it is

Light Her up!

THANK FUCKIN GOD!

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 games to none

Let’s go finish this in Bosto

FUCKKKK YEAH!

2-0!!!!!!!!!

LIGHT UP THE HALO

JUST ANOTHER HALO VICTORY

light up the halo
LIGHT "ER UP!

JUST ANOTHER PLAYOFF VICTORY!

LIGHT U THAT FUCKIN HALO
2 TO ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SUCK IT CHOWDS

SUCK IT LONG DEEP AND HARD

light it up kids, talk to everybody Sunday morning, bring your brooms
LIGHT UP THAT MUTHER FUCKING HALO!
FUCK YES

TAKE THAT YOU BOSTON FUCKS

YES!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I LOVE THIS TEAM. Panther: Walking Vladdy? Weaver?

Suck on it Chowds!
one more to slay the beast
Hell yes

stick that in your pipes TBS announcers, screw you chowds!

Way to go Fuentes
YESYESYES
light up that hALO!!!!
Light up the A!!

I’m so jazzed! Just another Halo victory!

Orsillo sounds sad
Lackey + Weaver = Clutch

You’re up Kaz

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

suck that Chowds. enjoy that. savor that boot we just lodged in your anus.

Great game. Maicer / Weaver co-panthers
THIS TEAM IS DIFFERENT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

YEAH!!

POG: MIGHT MOUSE! vs Weaver vs Aybar

SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!
thats right!!

take that red sox!!!
get ready for a long and cold winter…haha

I LOVE THESE GUYS.
Take it HARD up the ass without vasoline....

Boston Bastards!! Suck it hard!

havent used my f bomb in a while, soo

FUCKKKK YEAHH!

We fly flags.

We wash socks.

hopefully not the

bloody one

That's the one I'm thinking of.

With bleach. I want to see Red Sox blanch.

They go white. We see red.

I want to see Angels fans with brooms

In attendance

in boston?

u better call figgifig…isn’t he there?

hey i left my broom in bawston

maybe the Angels can find it

im very tempted to go troll

Don't

have class.

What would Soth do?

Do. Not.

Come on. Be a classy fan.

Wait til after the win on Sunday
no

still don’t

I meant if he has too

I don’t like trolling either

ahh come on man you know they deserve it
Fuck that.

We fly flags. That’s all we need to say.

You will get banned

but it was worth it for me :)

Represent

by showing class.

NO

show some class

Kazmanian Devil up next ......
Goodnight everyone

Alright don’t brag, don’t want to jinx it. remember they have come back from 3-0 in best of 7.

It’s been fun.

Stay classy Anaheim (of Los Angeles)

We fly flags, remember.
Meant to be reply to Robi S

But the page jumped!

Good Chupa babble in the post-game interview

wait that isnt right
it works

the halos are putting the kid on the verge of crying

how do i delete this?
cant

u didnt put a comment on the top line…and i thought u were a dodgers fan?

i am

thats just the wrong pic
my bad…

dont get me wrong

i want u guys to beat the red sox

no prob

freeway WS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

i screwed up

it was supposed to be a kid hating on the red sox but i got it mixed up
oh well

I'm so excited and happy to be up 2-0 on Boston!!!

I’m doing cartwheels (figuratively speaking) here on my cruise ship!!!!

Championship Valor at its best!
thank you, phone!

You just made me smile:

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