Fever pitch was actually written about Arsenal football club. Might explain why they’re so shameless (and blissfully unaware) that they’re plagiarising their behaviour from that which they despise – the MFY. Monkey see, monkey do, I suppose…
Bearded women in town today. The streets are lined with stumbling alcoholics mumbling incomprehensibly. ESPN wails like an abattoir of retarded children.
When the gutters scab over with empty Budweiser bottles the bandwagoners will drown in their own chowder and filth. The Nation will look up and shout ’we’ve moved on pas the Sox and want a better team, help us!’
They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like Big Papi or Kevin Youkilis. Decent honest men, who believed in getting on-base and hitting massive home-runs. Instead they followed the droppings of a diapered monkey and inefficient base-stealers and didn’t realize that trail leads over a precipice until it was too late. Don’t tell me they didn’t have a chance. Now the whole series stands on the brink, staring down into a bloody Sock, all those thunderstick wavers and speedsters and overrated pitchers… and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.
I will never call him a good man after the bat throwing incident in anaheim where he threw a bitch fit and his bats at the umpires… and neither was the umpire he was even mad at.
How are your eyes feeling after you had to watch this POS movie long enough to get screenshots? My ex dragged me to this thing when it was in the theater and we left about an hour into it. I expected it to be bad, but it was wicked bad.
Even their movies, they have to plagiarise...
Fever pitch was actually written about Arsenal football club. Might explain why they’re so shameless (and blissfully unaware) that they’re plagiarising their behaviour from that which they despise – the MFY. Monkey see, monkey do, I suppose…
Awesome comic by the way – good to see them back…
The Limey - October 8, 2009 via mobile
Are you, as an Angel fan, really using the "Monkey see, monkey do" expression?
And they say irony is dead…
0157H7 - October 8, 2009
Thanks Watchman
hauldog - October 8, 2009
Rorschach's Journal...
October 8th, 2009.
Bearded women in town today. The streets are lined with stumbling alcoholics mumbling incomprehensibly. ESPN wails like an abattoir of retarded children.
When the gutters scab over with empty Budweiser bottles the bandwagoners will drown in their own chowder and filth. The Nation will look up and shout ’we’ve moved on pas the Sox and want a better team, help us!’
And I’ll look down and whisper’… no.’
Zoe Necrosis - October 8, 2009
They had a chance, all of them.
They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like Big Papi or Kevin Youkilis. Decent honest men, who believed in getting on-base and hitting massive home-runs. Instead they followed the droppings of a diapered monkey and inefficient base-stealers and didn’t realize that trail leads over a precipice until it was too late. Don’t tell me they didn’t have a chance. Now the whole series stands on the brink, staring down into a bloody Sock, all those thunderstick wavers and speedsters and overrated pitchers… and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.
0157H7 - October 8, 2009
Papi
I will never call him a good man after the bat throwing incident in anaheim where he threw a bitch fit and his bats at the umpires… and neither was the umpire he was even mad at.
Zookeeper - October 8, 2009
Feh.
opiejeanne - October 8, 2009
2009 ALDS Game Three was FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you enjoy the ninth inning? Wasn’t that something?
Fan Since 1981 - October 11, 2009
Hey 0157H7
Enlighten us with your wisdom and thoughts about that top of the ninth.
Two outs.
Nobody on base.
What happened?
Fan Since 1981 - October 11, 2009
lol i laughed really hard at this
teopeht - October 8, 2009
Haha "who invited pedroia??"
Classic line. That old bald headed rat!
angelskid2210 - October 8, 2009 via mobile
lol
less cowbell, more 'neau - October 8, 2009
Having once lived in Bwahston, you pretty much nailed it
Lots of pasty ugly women, overpriced pisswater beer, annoying accents and a fan base of which 90% first started following the Sux in 2003.
Quad Fin Rider - October 8, 2009
LOL
Best comic yet!
How are your eyes feeling after you had to watch this POS movie long enough to get screenshots? My ex dragged me to this thing when it was in the theater and we left about an hour into it. I expected it to be bad, but it was wicked bad.
daze - October 8, 2009
Very funny.
The movie would’ve been much better if they CGI’d beards on all the women. I’m surprised there are no Youkilis jabs in here…
0157H7 - October 8, 2009
HE's in the shower scene
can’t show it on a SBN family blog.
Rev Halofan - October 8, 2009
good shit my friend...
SenorChuckles - October 8, 2009
I think it's spelled "roofies". I don
opiejeanne - October 8, 2009
shoot. I don't want to know what a ruffie is.
opiejeanne - October 8, 2009
Other than that, this is great.
opiejeanne - October 8, 2009
My wife dragged me to see this...
Oddly enough, Fallon’s character gets a pass, because he’s an oldskool Sux fan [introduced to them by his grandpa as a kid].
red floyd - October 8, 2009
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