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Let's do this shit.
Need to get something done right here this inning!!
WE CAN DO THIS

LET’S GO ANGELS!!

last inning before spitball Rivera, need about 3 runs
RALLY MONKEY

insert .gif here

let's win this for Nick!
rally beer time!!!
down 2

might be time to start managing scioscia.
pinch hit for the dead weight

monkey time
Rally up some bucks to pay the umpires more!!!!!

  LET"S GO FUNDRAISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love the Yankees graphic right before the break. Have they EVER done that

when we’re ahead?

Magic. Cat.

Until we score a run…Oh you know it by now…

Let's Go Angels!

Let’s Go Halos!
GIVE US SOME HITS AND RUNS

RALLY BOWL CUTS!
I'm in
Did anyone mention about Aybar's new do?
I don't think so

I haven’t heard where K-Mo is from either….did you catch it?

Sorry...

the threads were not working on my home ’puter and I have Buck and McCarver on mental mute. Sorry your ears are working better than my selective deafness.

sorry Downing....I forgot you had to go AWOL for a while

so my sarcasm missed the mark….I think Aybar’s ’do was discussed the first thread.

It's cool.

no, my home machine is dusted loaded with virus’ …. I just got it back running to transfer files before dusting the hard drive.

I think Aybar should have gone with a bowl cut
Well.

Pettite still in.

hit man howie do you stuff
please get some runs
Rally Back Hair Shavings!
Jered up in the pen, awesome.
whoa

this umpire stopped giving the extra 6 inches

maybe someone called in
bummer :-(
Figured you would mourn

those missing six inches. :-)

His wife is disappointed it is back to only 1 inch.
nobody out I'd take the 3-1 pitch
like Howie obv did
Wow, a call in our favor...

looked like that outside pitch was a strike .. the one that ran it to 2-2.

WTF ...

two pitches later, it was the same location, this time a strike.

away away away

I sense a trend

damn

well hit, just right at him

crap

Swisher earning his checks on defense.

did he really need to dive?
drama - it's all about the drama
What it

when they hit a popup I go for it and whoops, my bosoms are exposed…

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D:

they slide well.. not luminous for us.

God, just can't hit it anywhere

that they are not

stupid swisher
Kendrick was robbed!! BOO!!!
if the Angels do that all game

they have a heck of a lot more runs than 1

Let's go HÃ¥los!!!!

SHUT THE BUCK UP!

First, you hit 'em directly at Damon.

Then you hit ’em directly at Swisher.

too much hang time :(
Hung up, hate it when that happens.
hardest ball theyve hit tonight
Pettitte getting away with crap stuff all night
Petitt's roid head is twice as big as Swisher's
tying run to the plate

cmon

Yay Juan!!!!

Buhbye Andy.

hahah, rivera is the weakest power hitter ..

Two singles on the night that barely clear the infield.

a hit is a hit

i’ll take it

how many homeruns does Texiera have in the ALCS???

good pitching takes away homeruns

Joba shit?
Yes, Joba sucks.

He’s going to get LIT.

juan gets on

joba time

pinch hit with matthews

:)

Pettitte is done

youll destroy Joba!

Let's Go Fundraising!!!!

    We need to raise some money to pay the umpires more!!!

bring on Joba the Huttt
please fail hard joba
THIS IS HI-LARIOUS

JEFF MATHIS is the guy who bumps Pettitte?

Jeff's been a hot bat so far

kinda sad in a pathetic way, huh???

Time to summon up that awesome you've been rollin' with, Jeff.
EAT DICKS, PETTITTE

I hope you your tractor runs over your enormous nose

The thought of that nose all swollen with coke flying through the air trailing powder and blood…that made me laugh.

Give that roid head a standing O you assfaces!
The Math man

striking fear into the heart of Joe Girardi

Hmm....

Can we hit Joba? One swing ties the game…

do we get joba?

cause if we do, i’m EXCITED!!!

lets get ’em right here shotgun!

time to shut these fucking skankee fans up!
Tying run at the plate!

Joba “white…um,stains” coming on!

Live By The Mathis, Die By The Mathis....coming up.
Hope we party by the Mathis tonight.
C'mon, who else feels like I do?? Kicked in the gut and cheated out my truth?
wonder what matthews could do with a joba fastball?
good job J Riv

now’s our chance… Joba time!

and

GET
FIGGINS
OUT OF
THE GAME

Joba can't hold-a lead.
Help me stay positive
We have a man on

and only one out

Mathis is hot?
right

but how’s his bat

hahhhhhh

destruction of Joba starts now
Looks like moving down in the order was good for Rivers. 3-7 now in the 7 spot.
fuck pettite, light up trailer trash. if thats who's comming in
this is our final chance.

wid mariano looming.

BTW

the ‘mute’ function is working out beautifully tonight. 1st game I’ve really used it extensively (wasn’t home for game 5 so it didn’t matter)

How bout another double from AutoMatthis?
WHAT?

OMG Maicer in for Mathis

see ya, Asterisk Pettie
Great Sosh

take our hottest hitter out of the lineup.

Mathis doesn't do well against + fastballs
Uh...what? Why are we replacing the .583 guy with the .111 guy?

I mean I love Maicer as much as the next guy, but what????

why take out our hottest hitter?
does jabba eat as many double-doubles as CC?
WTF??? NO MATHIS???? holy crapoly!!!
Is Soth on the take now?

Hehe :-D

oh the irony lol
I like the call to put in Maicer

but he should have swung at that pitch…

did soth

really just pinch hit for our hottest hitter?

Maicer?

interesting call Soth

not really, Izturis has been clutch all year.

Sosh, this one had been better work.
sosh fail..?
what???

so our hottest hitter is out?

Go Deep Micetits
I don't get it - glad I'm not the manager
a lefty gives a shot at a bunt-homerun i guess
what happened to our best hitter this series?
apparently he's not good enough?
better pay off

or Scioscia’s judgment may be called into serious question this offseason…

don't forget the Boy King is clutch

all season long

Let's hope he comes through RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!
LET'S DO THIS, MAICER!!!!!

COME ON GUYS, LET’S GO WE’RE RUNNING THIS!

BUNT HOMERUN! BUNT HOMERUN!
HIT IT OUT, PHARAOH!
It's basic. baseball.

Maicer is a switch-hitter, going against a lefty.

Oh, well there's some logic to it. Izzy can just pop up a HR.
Nice play by Cano...
COME ON MAICER!
well that play made ESPN's top 10 for sure
lol

luckiest bounce ever

?????

Let’s see that again

you will at least 1000 times
crap. didn't catch a break there.
why the hell do they get all the breaks with bad hops on the ball
FC 4

Got lucky it wasn’t a DP.

BOB SAGET!!
Cano saves Jeter's sorry ass

why did Izturis just PH for Jeff Mattress?

are my eyes deceiving me or shouldn’t he be PH for FIGGINS?

he should have started for Figgins

640ish OPS vs like 970ish OPS

goddamn jeter is fuckin lucky.
crap....lucky there....
Does maicer go in for figgins?
No Naps will co,e in and catch now
Well, with the exception of Maicer being called "safe"

I’d say that’s exactly how I expected that shitty substitution to go.

You are oozing with postivity!

;)

Ugh, Yankees saved by a lucky roll.
"Yankees getting the trickle off the chest of Jeter" did I just really hear that?
It's happened before.
oh yeah Joe Fuck...

That was such an amazing play by Jorge Cantu

haha

for f*ck’s sake

Shit another night where nothing goes our way...

COME ON ANGELS I WANT TO WATCH BASEBALL TOMORROW NIGHT TOO!!!!!

YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS????

   nothing goes our way = umpires favoring Skanks. Accept it and move on. If we lose that is why.

watch again. . . huhihihihhiiuuuuuuuhnhh
ohmyhell....lucky break there boy-king
no DP at least :/
izzy swings at ball 3
no dreds no powa mon
why not save maicer to pinch hit for figgy?
that's what I wanted to know...
THIS.

I’m a big Soth homer, but I’d wager a big helping of crow that Figgy ain’t having any part of the Angels winning this game tonight.

God dang it!
:[

C’mon.. do it for Nicky A!!

two more chances...

dont let it end this way..

for fuck's sake!
FUCK THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WAKE THESE BATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CMON HALOS! HIT THE BALL!!!!

aybar with no dreds = Failbar
we just made their shitty uber overrated reliever look decent.
Rivera will come in for a six out save, not looking good
Yeah looking very very bleak.
Erick has had nothing.
Joba's chest pound is just annoying..
he didn't even make any of the plays - what an ass
garbage pitcher
it's primitive caveman response

it means “look at me, I’m a dick”

seriously

all the Yankees, their fans, their mothers and their pets are annoying
Good thing Sosh didn't consider replacing Figgy for a pinch hitter

Now that would have made no sense…

Scioscia's managing has been awful...

…and Figgins’ bat has been abominable. But that was Erick Aybar at the plate.

I referring to Sosh replacing our hottest hitter Mathis with Izzy

while never thinking to replace our worst hitter (Figgy @ .091) in the game

to top it all off

I picked “Pettitte will not be pitcher of record” on ESPN beat the streak.

DON’T YOU BREAK MY STREAK, ANGELS

How long is your streak?
3

but damnit, I picked some toughies.

I';m caling QUINLAN Pinch Hitter

top of the 8th

if it's against Marte or Coke

it’s actually probably a good play

and GMJ to pinch hit in the 9th
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I'm outta here

Going to the Rally elliptical. Won’t be back until the Angels rally.

one of my thunderstix won't stay inflated

how does one fix that?

I'm not a doctor.

But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. I lie.

duct tape....fixes everything
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
NYY 89% fangraphs

If anyone has positive things to say that might rally up some offense, please do so now.

I don’t think we really need to know the %

screw the stats
angels have the most come-from-behind wins this season
They might get to Phil Hughes to threaten the Yankee lead.

Of course, if they do, Girardi will bring in Mo.

Then again, Mo might come in to get all 6 outs.

Never tell me the odds. :)
Mo's in for the 8th.

The Angels’ odds just took a nosedive.

Math sucks!

Let’s win this!

Have I Mentioned

How much I hate New York?

Way up west (way up west),
there’s a story told (there’s a story told)
about a bunch of cowboys.

Tiny and bold. (tiny and bold)
Ridin’ tall. (ridin’ tall)
Tall in the saddle!
Herdin’ cows the size of schnauzers
but they’re cattle!

YIPPIE AYE AY, MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!
YIPPIE AYE OH, MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!
YIPPIE AYE AY, MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS, HA!

mini sirloin burgers rally?
One Shot

Last shot for Figgy and Bobby or else its off the free agency with the choker tag

Figgy moreso

but yeah

Correction

off to free agency

I now know the only guy they are going to try and go after is BIG THUNDER!

everybody else…don’t let the door hit you on the ass!

Seems to me

more like Bobby having a bad series, I mean he raked in the ALDS and has had some big hits in the ALCS. Whereas for Figgy dude is just getting exposed. Put a lefty up there and he’s a non issue.

yep, thinking the same thing, i think Lackey will get a big offer from the Angels, not sure about Vlad

Figgy is gone, probably bobby too

Anyone want to take bets on whether or not Rivera comes in to begin the 8th?

I think it’ll be Phil Hughes but you never know.

Hughes

is my guess too

whoever it is

they will have a very short hook, i’d imagine

whoever it is, fox will over-hype the moment
as expected
OK, I'm wrong.

Rivera for all 6 outs.

Girardi is screwing the Angels.

The season won't end tonight.

Mark my words

marked

do we get to beat you up if it doesn’t happen – (just kidding)

I pray you are right
Maria=no Rivera's in.
Consider them marked.
Mark Teixeira who?
You're hopefully right!
FUCK YOU JOE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUC K ALL CHEATING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A FAIR CONTEST
2004 strikezone for Troy Glaus was something to be upset about

Pettite made far more pitches than Saunders did and the Yankees didn’t take close pitches with 2 strikes.

If you didn't catch it the first time . . .

  FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING APOLOGIST!!!!!

vooooodoooooooooo
Napoli getting an opposite field homerun against Rivera

I’m calling it now

Sure hope so, but I see a lot of flailing upper-cuts through 95MPH heaters.

He had a SHITTY BP at the last game in Anaheim. Woof.

Let's

remain positive

I just believe in satisfying the mojo gods...

If you call it, it won’t happen. I’d be glad to take a serving of crow, if wrong.

are the mojo gods at Shakeys?
Nice!

I like Shakeys, just not their oily mojo potatos. ;)

if that happens

he’s sooooo getting laid.

I'll sacrifice
Ervin in. Be good Santana.
Let's hold em here...

Looking at Petit got me wondering…do steroids make your nose bigger?

if you lie about not taking them...yes
okay that made me laugh out loud
Pettitte henceforth shall be known

Pinocchio

I just don't want to see the Yankees win

I dont care who they are playing…they are all a bunch of fucking douchebags that have nothing better to do but take Steroids and Suck eachother off.

that's Bud Selig's master plan
Come on Santana...hold the line!!
Figgins .091

why does Soth think this will be the one out of 11 times he gets a hit?

at least his OBP is slightly better.

With all do respect to Sosh he has made some pretty crazy decisions

ones that put him in question.

I don't like that he hasn't shown any fire. Needs to be more vocal on the shitty calles and get the team fired up
No idea

WHAT Sosh is thinking. Maybe he wants the Dodger’s gig?

Waiting in the wings for Torree to retire??
Rivera in the 8th.
Peg him in the small of the back, Black Magic!
Black magic, comin' to ruin someone's birthday.
I'm pretending that I lost interest - just a defense mechanism protecting me from our probably loss tonight
Yep. Sounds about right.
Now that the only Angel hitter who was on fire is out

the other hitters will have to step up. No chance of a Mathis key hit in the next couple innings.

Crap

I hate A-Roid

+100000000000000000000000000000000000
is that the updated national debt total?
S'okay, get the DP.
Well let's go down FIGHTING at least!!!!
nano inch?
Isnt nano used for meters or something

McCarver makes my head hurt

Maybe he's related to Mork from Ork
The English/Imperial system usually gets adjusted in fractional terms.

1/32

3/64

etc

No, it can be used for any form of measurement,

although it is most commonly used for the metric system.

One billionth of an inch.

As opposed to a nanometer which is 1 billionth of a meter.

Should have hit him!
ARod just owns us so hard :(

he’s probably on roids and selig won’t test him cause he’s been paid not to

"covering every nano-inch of the 17 inch wide plate"

total dumbfuck

Do you prefer pico-inches?
I prefer Buck & Tim to be fossil fuels
It's funny how when hitters aren't putting it together, 2 runs seems like 10.

But if we can hold it there, all it would take is a mini rally

Chanting "Hip HIp Jorge!"

Makes you sound like a dipshit.

awww...we have a Jorge...de la Rosa....

we are dipshits and proud of it!!

That's some pretty lipstick tonight Roid Boy
So THAT"S why

Jeter’s balls were red during the pre-game.

kate gave it to him. she thought it was his color
nice shade of pink
You know

They’re losing on purpose right now, you know they just want to make it that much more dramatic when we come from behind to force Game 7

Sweater guy coming in next inning
Mr. Rogers? Kewl
I'd be satisfied if we simply took the 8th inning to bean every batter coming to the plate. Just let every Angel pitch. That would satisfy me
just hit the ump
pull a Milton Bradley and just thow balls into the crowd
why can't posada buy a jawbone?
like from ARoid's ass?
Buck and McCarver would have to fight him for it..
Looks like

a condom with a face

lool ... whaaa?
Or normal ears.

I swear he looks like he was born about a month premature.

he reminds me of an older luigi
Then he wouldn't look like a pencil eraser-head
He and Beckett should go chin shopping together
Way to go, great DP
There is a lot you understand

dip shit

GIDP shut up yanqui fans pretty well
I love watcing these guys turn double plays
Morales is one of the best righthanded 1B I've seen at turning the 3-6-3
right?

He throws behind the runner with effortless ease…

he knows where he is going with the ball too in any situation
His D has improved so much it's incredible.
His D's been trying to escape Cuba

and finally succeeded.

EL MINEO!

NICE DP!

NOW LET’S GO WIN!!!!

DP!! one more out Ervin!
Woo hoo

look at that fire….great jobs angels

We batted for Mathis???

the only guy who can hit this series??/

Yup with Maicer iztu

with Naps as the “defensive” replacement

RIVERA IS DUE> HE IS MEAT FOR OUR HUNGRY HITTERS

  JUST LIKE PAPELDOUCHE!!!!

The Angels couldn't hit Pettite's cutter.

Are they really going to have a better chance against Rivera’s?

Rory and Terry say Rivera in the 9th
Girardi disagrees.

He wants to screw the Angels in the 8th.

Rivera

Proof for the Theory of Evolution!

Then what is Patrick Ewing?
Please let Rivera trip and break his arm coming out of the pen .......please
Whew

Thank god.

Nice catch, Rivers.
nice catch

cmon rally

Whew, that was scary
TIME FOR SOME HITS
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Got it!

Top of the order coming up!

Heart

meet throat. Gulp.

Lol alright here comes the BIG TRIO!!!
Hey Matsui...

How do you say “Kansas City Royals” in Japanese?

I’d recommend learning that.

since maicer hit for the hottest hitter

who will hit for the worst hitter?

Let him try to get a walk!

Or just watch his last plate appearance as an Angel.

Heh....Rivera wouldn't give the fans the ball....well done!
Come on, Angels.

2 runs. Tie it up. 3 runs… hold it and win.

just like papelbon fell

mariano must fall now

or phil hughes again
it has to happen to everyone eventually

why not NOW

I'm not putting money on it.
We haven't even come close to hitting a HR

I don’t even think we’ve hit a ball hard tonight…pretty sad.

Couple of fouls

But no, our bats are asleep. TIME TO WAKETY WAKE UP

win percentange just came back the Angels' way!

not by much, but I’m claiming small victory!

Don't

Tell me the odds.

Why even pay attention to that crap!

Go Halos!

Figgy has got to get on base one...
Good--no, GREAT, no AWESOME CATCH, Juan!

Now COME ON CHONE—Time for you to STEP IT UP! THIS COULD BE YOUR FINAL CHANCE!

WOOOOO!

TIME TO RALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How low would Figgins' post season BA have to be for Sosh to hit for him?

.000?

lets go, top of the order!!
How great is it going to be to beat

Rivera, then follow that up with a win over CC. Joe Buck’s head will likely explode.

Yes, yes

From your keys to the Halos…

It'll be funny to see a test tube explode...
that would be the best thing I ever watched (seeing Buck's head explode)
Girardi brings in Rivera for the 8th to quell the non-issue "hitting" tandum of Figgy/ Abreu?

hmm, doesn’t seem necessary.

However, it might break our mental back.

We could possibly see the last ever time for Figgins and Chupa as an Angel...

Make it a good one.

everybody take pictures.
hopefully they resign bobby
we tried, he denied

our 2y/16mil

Generous offer, if you asked me…

Was that ever confirmed?

I thought that was a rumor.

If so, it hasn't been denied by any party that I've seen.
Top 9th

Bases juices, 3-2 count, down by 3, 2 outs, Soth hits a PH GS

Why doesn't FUNETES get one of these Montages when he comes in?!?!
Because he's awful?
oh I guess you have to have an ERA of 0 lol
you have to be extra fantabulous to have a montage
Because Fuentes has not done anything to deserve a montage
So what

Big deal.

figgins has taken so many called first strikes this series
no, don't EVEN think of sending in a PH for Figgy
SHUT UP, JOE BUCK! clapclap clapclapclap
He is so fucking due to blow a game, just like 1997 and 2001 BABY!!!!!!!!

  Bring on the spirit of Luis Gonzales

Usual fox promotional

sucking of the yankees. No surprise that figgy is gonna shit some bed. We expect that.

Want some sugar?
Base hit for Figgy

You’re kidding!

still only 2 runs. baserunners........
dude

JETER HAS SUCH GREAT RANGE HES A GOLD GLOVER

and he has such a GREAT fielding percentage...
he's a hall of famer
of course he is, he wears pinstripes
bloop single!!
Figgy!!!!! woot
Figgins hits a grenade...holy shit
this is a sign!
First thing that needed to happen

happened. Ok.

Do you guys know if Jeter caught that

we would have seen it umpteen billion times.????

Then I'm glad he didn't
Dude they would've just ended the game!
figgy swan song
FIGGY

getting on with no outs!! LET THE PSYCH GAME OF OUR RUNNERS BEGIN!!

FIGGINS!!!!

YES!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS FIGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  What i tell you ?

tie this up abreu
this is the season... right here

period

Except for the Angels/Phillies games!
SWING WITH CONVICTION BOBBY

DONT TAKE 2 PITCHES DOWN THE MIDDLE

Provide a distraction FIggy...
amazing.

“I don’t believe what I just saw!”

here's the part where we score runs to take the lead
Well better late than never

because never was looking pretty good…

oh yeah

I remember that

I ALMOST

Want to turn on the volume on my TV to hear Joey/Timmy eat crow when we break it open this inning.

Don't

They’ll just give you heartburn.

they'll find excuses
I heard "jump around" in a store today

maybe that was a sign!

Am I the only one who thinks that Rivera isn't that good?
I mean he's very good...

But he’s not the god of all pitchers.

No

You’re not alone.

I'm a year younger than he is...
Yes.

Both lefties are getting sawed off.

One got lucky.

One didn’t.

Cheat and hook one around that little foul pole
Dude...

two in a row to the same spot. C’Mon abrew.

Radio dudes

36 saves, 5 blown.

He is so due to LOSE!!!!! BRING ON THE L BABY!!!! L L L L L L L L L L L L for RIVERA

c’mon rally gorrilla!!

Figgy on 2nd

At least.

MOved the runner.
+1

I was just about to say that

almost snuck that into right
Well, at least it wasn't a double play
fuckfuckfuck

zz

Not the worst, lets go Torii.
c'mon Toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Well maybe if we can get one this inning
TORII

Time to act the leader.

I think we should send Buck a bedazzler.....
Deeds Not Words

Let your bat speak for you Torii.

Abreu batting .160 for the series. Ouch.
Torii, come on now.
Need the bat flip Tori

lets goooooooooooooo

Bring it on, TorII!
Torii, let's go man
please...RUNS PLEASE!!!!!
i can understand him shattering bats

but how are they that far behind his fastball?
its the only shit he throws, and it isnt fast

It's moving in on their hands.

And when they swing at it, it cuts away horizontally from the handle which is tilted down.

Most batters anticipate it to cut horizontally and DOWN, but Rivera’s doesn’t.

That’s how it jams and gets so many misses from hitters.

Torii constantly under pitches.
One more Vladdy Miracle?
right to cano

damn

aw man

unlucky

crap...I thought that was up the middle....
HOW ABOUT THAT MCCARVER!!!!!!!111111oneoneone
Wow...

we just killed ourselves. Our running game just got us an out.

what?
Cano covered Second to stop Figgy

and was in place to grab the erstwhile up the middle single.

No

The ground ball got us the out.

wow that was unlucky
holy crap

why was the 2nd baseman playing in the middle? fuck..

Dammit

ALMOST had a hit….

Time for Vlad to earn a check next season.

Hit right into the defense, unbelievable.
Figgins going back to the bag is odd there
good thing he did
Would have been

Out at 3rd

one more time vlad

lets do this..

vladdy

REALLY wants to hit this one

Got away with that pitch right there
Let's go Vlad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on Vladdy.

I’m feeling a big hit here,

the coors light freeze cam is the stupidest thing
Rivera: 10 pitches, 7 strikes
tie this game up plz
g'dammit VLAD...try to hit the ball, not kill it, OK???
wow they didnt call that low and away pitch a strike against vladdy
Vlad... if you were ever interested in carrying us on your shoulders

now would be the time, big daddy.

He's done it a couple time this postseason. Here's hoping for 1 more.
cmon vlad

shut all these yankee fans up

how do we not have a homerun in this stadium?
Tis a quandry

Means we’re due right?

We don't even have a hard hit ball!
I'd like to know the same thing
it means we're due
VLADDDYYYYY!!!!!
Trying to fool the ump!!!!

;)

lol nice fake vlad
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA OMG
Hahahahaha

Classic Vlad

Vladdy forgot the count

D:

apparently he's been spending too much time with Posada
OK Vlad thinks it's ball 4

Oops.

Way to be in the game Vlad

Unless he was messing with him.

Geez,

Learn to count Vlad

hahaha

he thinks he’s Swisher!

Vladdy will never be accused of being "heady"
Haha. Oh Vladdy.
Glad our heads in this and we are locked in totally focused
o.O

K, now big hit to shut’em up

man that was a pitch to hit
nice try by vlad
i'd love to see kendry get a shot here
Wonder if he was just trying to get Rivera to make a mistake.
he pulled a posada
Straight battlin'.
gap and a hit we are abck to even......

just a hit here is huge

remember when nobody would throw vlad anything in the zone?

i miss that vlad

wooohoooooooooo Basehit
Base Hit

Figgy scores…

HELL YEAH VLADDY!!!

FUCK. YES.

allright

one run closer

Yes yes yes yes yes!
VLADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but this singles amchien is cool
ooh, ooh, a word scramble...

uh, uh, MACHINE

niceeeeeeeeeeeeee
pinch run Willits

try to steal the base…..

At least Sosh has done something right today
don't get picked off!!!
VLADDY COMES THROUGHHHH
MoRivers gives up a run!!!

MORAL VICTORY!!

Yes Vladdy!! Figgy scores....
That was better than a walk Vlad!!!
Nice

That’s one !

That 's the way. YAY!!!
FUCK YOU VLAD HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aND FUCK THE FIGGY HATERS. aND THE SOSH HATERS.
and just ALL THE HATERS!!!!!
cmon get 1 more!
wat a great AB
Nice replay assholes
you SEE, he's not a machine

he’s a man!!!

Be careful over there, Reggie.
How many more times do I have to tell these guys to hit to the right side???

Nice job Vlad…

Oh my God...

Rivera gave up a run. That’s not possible.

did buck and mccarver have kittens?
they drowned them
figures.. heartless a$$holes
NOT THE KITTENS!!!!
It has been foretold

in the book of Revelations.

Okay Vladdy...

They pulled him out to work out a contract.

c'mon kendry

we need you right here..

reggie please don't get caught or picked off
c'mon KMO.. SMELL THAT BAT
i guess he is not god
let's go hAlos

let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos let’s go hAlos

let’s go halos
let’s go halos
let’s go halos

damn..

that was the pitch..

Well hope everyone applauded Vald here at HH land as that might have been the last

He is losing is hair and is Valding.

K- MO K - MO K-MO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hit a jack and beat the other ‘Mo’

I loved that swing by Morales

I mean the idea of him swinging, not that actual swing

One more run

We can do it

lets go kendry!!!!
Bam Bam,keep the rally alive!
C'mon Kendry

more Kowbell

mlb would shit if rivera gave up a dong
Sounds like a bad porno
I'd watch that porno
yea, but Joe Buck would love it ... oh, you mean a homemean a home run?
get a hit here

cmon

I would do terrible, unspeakable things for another hit right here.
stop that woman praying for the e YANKEES. SHE'S CHEATING!
They are in satans camp anywat

He has a contract!

Sorry but I have to run Willits
CMON KENDRY!

SHOW THESE YANKS A REAL KUBAN MISSILE KRISIES!

Can't swing at bad balls, Morales.
Give KMO another crack
Half the distance

Is better than none.

Make 'em sweat

if nothing else.

Well we still have one more inning to go....

3 more outs or we go home for a nice sunshine winter!! Could be worse!

Pull another rabbit out of the hat HALOS!!
damn

still got one more chance!!

beh

KMo been sux0ring.

Now we have to hold them and we get one more chance
Alright, it's in reach. Just hold the line.
Three outs

We can do this…we can do this.

That ump walk looks huge righ tnow
REALLY?????? YOU FUCKING THINK????? THE FUCKING UMPIRE CALLS LOOK BIG>???? WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE!!!!!!
it's good you are calm
IF YOU ARE CALM, then FUCK YOU!!!! Have you not been watching?? or are you not a HALOS FAN????
whatever
Exactly, you are weak.
you are ridiculous
dammit!

that one bad call makes a difference

kendrick

rivera
nipples

some opp field power there

Our season comes down to

HK-47, Johnny River, Micetits..

KEEP THE FAITH!!!!!!

Napoli!

Good time to break out of his 3 month slump??

hmm. you are correct

my bad.. tonight would be a GREAT time to break out of a slump..

The names matter not

It’s the name on the FRONT of the jersey and the patch on the side.

someone explain pinch running Willits to not run????
a gapper scores him

doesnt score vlad

At this point too

Vlad is a liability at the plate too.

DO NOT GIVE UP ANY RUNS THIS INNING
I got a fever!

and the cure right now is definitely not some more kowbell

Bullshit ball 4 call killing us

Just like watching he NBA, huh?

never thought id say it

but i wish mathis would hit next inning

cmon think like the 2001 dbacks
How about

the 2002 Angels?

How about

the 2002 Angels?

Halfway there....

Hold these cheaters!

Rivera definitely beatable

Lets go angels

Rivera definitely beatable

Lets go angels

c'mon Santana - hold them
I've got JERSEY HAT AND SHORTS ON!!!

Playing Jump Around hopefully not for the last time!!!!

We've been here before

Time to play like we have

We are the BEST team in the league, we know it…they know it. They’re have to CHEAT to win and we’re STILL only a RUN down.

well at least someone scored

hooray!

whoa the Church on a Lincoln ad
yeah...I was just thinking AWESOME!!!
Under the milky way tonight.....
Only down 1!

That run was huge. Now the tying run comes up to the plate every at-bat. It’s not over!

Hold that line, hold that line
One more baby, one more.

Lets make this epic.

gotta keep this a 1 run game
Kendrick, naps

back to back bombs. Fair weather yankee fans kill themselves by jumping off the 3rd tier.

all the lefties and Kaz is in the bullpen
Yeah, why leave Lackey on the mound when Oliver is warm...........
Santana vs Kaz ain't even close to Lackey vs Oliver IMO
STRIKES, Ervin.
how about a regulation strike zone?
None of those was close enough. Ervin just had no location.
our pitchers have been squeezed since the 1st pitch. Of course he had no location

QUIT WALKING BATTERS DAMNIT

well, no one can say vlady killed us, the reason we’re all stressin right now is all on figgy and juan, and maybe some torri

Did they just walk him...

To make Kazmir work harder?

Not always ready

is Kaz

Kazmir in

GOod call.

Be nice if Kaz got a little redemption here.
Well, hopefully our depth

can beat their strengths

Don't give up any more runs!!!

And we have a damn good chance

Why no Weaver?

He was dominant game 5

Starter tomorrow?

I know, I know. There might not be a tomorrow.

Why are we using kaz, he is terrible….

Glad the game wasn't yesterday

We were at Disneyland, and were going to watch the game in the hotel room…though then again I could ahve brought a radio down to the jacuzzi…

My ears are ringing. Not a good sign.

what happened to staying in the box when bunting?

WOW

lot to think about in the offseason

OMG

got work to do now…TIHS

90 mph to the face

no questions asked

why arent we trhowing at his face

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