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Fuck yeah!! Let's go 3 more outs!!
let's go, Angels.

Let’s finish strong.

WEAV

Straight Tits

LETS GO JUAN STEP YOUR GAME UP ITS THE PLAYOFFS

Fuck the Yankees in this thread, too.

Here we go

don’t suck!

Mathis hits one out, this inning.

You heard it here first.

Let's Go Angels!

Let’s Go Halos!

finally juan shit
JUAN RIVERA

I TAKE IT BACK

RIVERS WAKES UP!
joba looks like Babe Ruth without the talent
He can drink like him
Wow

Welcome to the ALCS Juan!

BTW, Rev, your link was bad.
Yes. I got kicked out into limbo.
Juancho

finally

Fuck Justin.

Juan

steps up.

Welcome to the ALCS, Juan!

Juancho finally shows up just in time!
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO
Here's a question:

In what situation would you walk A-Rod?

Obviously with a man in scoring position and a base open…

But what about 2-outs and nobody on?

1 on, 1 out?

Roll Call!

No Matter what Mathis does here he has been money today .
bumped his avg up to .015

wow Juan, nice of you to show up

Finally, Juanny does something
What the hell did Juan just run into something?
seriously, welcome to the series
C'mon!!!

Keep that offense a-flowin!!!

mathis gonna get him home!

MORE HITS

MORE RUNS NOW!

Let him HIT, Mike.
C'MON MATHIS!!!!!!
MATHIS DONT BUNT! your our best hitter!

never thought id say that lol

"I love when a plan comes together"

—Sosh, 2009 ALCS

I'm on a mission from God...
Juan with the clutchness.

We need all the runs possible.

Mildly surprised that Mathis is bunting

considering how hot he’s been

Hopefully that gets J.R. Goin
good to see Johnny back on the bench, probably called his agent
Would you guys bring in BF with a run lead?
McCarver is a douche isnt he god that guy
lackey back after he took a shit on top of sosh's prius
NICE, swing away
Jeff Fucking Mathis!

Give us another magical hit!

Jeff, a magical sac.
nevermind

Bunt is off with 2 strikes.

just swing dude

honestly

oh dear God.... Fuentes is warming up???

KEEP WEAVER IN!

got to stick with the plan, blad
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!

Come on

Our .667 hitter can’t bunt here. :(

get willits to 3rd here please

somehow someway

Well, that was a nice use of a plate appearance.

Maybe for the old Jeff. The new Jeff will get it done anyway.

Wasn’t blaming Jeff, but I yield to your superior insight regardless.

What's with those necklaces the Yankee pitchers wear?

Looks like something they made in scout camp

WHO WAS THAT FUCK IN THE WATER??

  Rev, you shoud call the thread, Sosh is one lucky Mo fo ( when we win)

why is the hot bat bunting ?
Damn it Mathis now you cant bunt,,,,,

1 thing at a time for him on the offensive side I guess

wth hell sciosc, let mathis hit!

whew he was on that
Meh, Adam Kennedy did this and we all remember what happened...
Shazzzzzzzzammmmmm
mixed feeling about the missed bunts

go Jeff

Over/Under

Jeff Mathis hits 270 next year

Under

.250 sounds like a step in the right direction.

if napoli can do it, mathis sure as hell can.
Ah, ah, ah, ah stayin' alive, stayin' alive
grounball to Cano please .or a hit
LOL nice ERA Joda.
Fuentes sighting
Was he with Elvis and Bigfoot?
don't forget MJ
Slow down my heart can only take so much at once
He needs to be locked into the Fuentesaur paddock
man joba is one fat POS
fatty's attacking the strike zone

Time to strike back

punch it to right
joba chamberlain looks a lot like babe ruth
Looks more like 3 Musketeers to me
LETS GO HALOS
Lock in the zone jeff

hahaha they are scared of mathis, i love it

i would be too if he's hitting .667
No Fuetes

You have to bring Weaver back for the 9th, right??

showed him warming up....
i know

And it scared me! Sosh has to trust Weaver more than Fuentes!

i will jump out of my house, drive down to the stadium

sigh okay maybe i literally wont, but come on now you have to keep in weaver

UNLEASH THE FLIIIIIIIIIIES
About time this farm boy goes back to nebraska
joba pumped his fist after giving up a leadoff double
good battle jeff

pull thru buddy

sorry if this was asked before.. but

does weave pitch game 7?

Probably not at this point.
He only threw like 8 pitches
id go with santana
if it's not weaver, of course
I was wondering the same thing

Kaz? That scares me

lets just finish this game first kthanksbye
probably is the first man out of the bullpen

no holds barred

Kazmir

he gets a chance at redempton and justify that trade

Joba looks hungover
scioscia must be pissed

he wont be able to have aybar squeeze with willits on 3rd

did anyone point out how sad Joe Buck sounded

when Rivera hit the double??

...

So is Fuentes actually warming up, or is Soth trying to screw with our minds.

I wish to receive a laurel, and hardy handshake
wow that was gas nice try

alright, u get a pass mathis ur the hero of this series

Ooof

That was tough to handle there, Mathis

Not a productive out there
great pitch to hit there

missed it

lets go action aybar
It's a TRAP...
Nurtz. It's OK Jeff, you more than earned a pass there.
maybe better than having Aybar squeeze

with Wilits on 3rd

COMMENCE ATTACK ON THE MAIN REACTOR!!!!!
Come on Aybar.

Gotta get Rivera in from second.

Not Cho Fault Mathis

leave it to Fucking Sosh to waste to good pitches on bunt tries for our hottest hitter.

DICK

Lights, camera, Aybar!
Please don't fuck with us Sosh

you’re not really going with Fuentes next

aybar ur the man

Willits usually scores on that

or tries to

nice hit aybar
Aybar.....Kool & The Gang wants their style back
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Aybar TOO FAST!!
I was going to say that.
gotta steal second
WIN DESPITE SOSH
Soscia planned it out like this
That was pretty

now steal second

Alright.

Was hoping that would make it to center…

darn it

steal second plz

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I LOVE ME SOME AYBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lucky, they did not blow that call at first

fuckin figgy…. figgy better do some shit this time

All right Admiral!!!

IT WAS A TRAP all along!!!!

cmon figgy

can i get a sacfly at least

that strikeout from mathis

means napoli starts next 2 games

Figgy.

You owe all of us. NOW.

squeeze ?
Mike is

Tempted!

he should be with figgy up
My husband is calling it.
you know he wants to
interesting, spitball rivera up?????
do something figgins

u are 2/30

this is not a bad time for a squeeze
because the runner on first gets to scoring position regardless
damn, i thought was through

but I’ll take! NO DPs!!!

me too, it looked like it was traveling faster off the bat
Figgins...

We need some Game 2 Heroics here.

Figgins you little piece of crap

do this!

Figgy

Time to check in.

unleash the lil guys

attack !!!

do they give awards for TEAM OF THE YEAR ???????????

World Series trophy.

yeah

its called a world series trophy

explain to me MANAGER OF THE YEAR

without rings?

It’s an award for regular season performance only.

team. of. the. year.

in spite of the manager.

fo real.

regseason

but Soth has one anyway

we. fly. flags.
I don't even know what this means

but it sounds pretty badass.

its what our badass soon-to-be gone Ace said about our team not talking shit

but flying division champion flags.

that is indeed pretty awesome!

aside from the “soon-to-be-gone” portion…not so awesome.

get figgy wit it
They are so stalling.
WHAT IS ALL OVER JOBA'S HAT?
You don't want to know.
Rivera's phlegm
Little A-Rod's
excrement from joe buck
This isn't that kind of site ;)
Joe Buck's happy sauce
ask Buck and McCarver...
spitball sighting
overuse the cheater

pitch the ball JOBA!

Toss it like a pork chop, porky!
EXAMINE THE HAT!

THAT AINT DOUGHNUT GLAZE BABY

It's dried sweat.
ON THE TOP OF THA HAT?

NO WAY

Quit stalling, ya jerks!
rivera in

Joba Out

So much stallin
BOO

PLAY BALL PLAY BALL PLAY BALL PLAY BALL

Stalling stalling stalling
Stalling. That should be Ball 1 awarded to Figgy.
Is there actually a rule?
I think pitchers can get fined if they take too long

once the batter is in the box

Yes.

But Joba kept throwing over. That’s legal.

Come on Figgy

Erase the rest of your post season futility now

DELAY OF GAME

5 YARD PENALTY

might as well add a pitch clock while you’re at it

Lame.

Figgy gets a hit off Rivera as karmic retribution.

force joba to pitch!

YOU WILL BE DESTROYED
Girardi You are Nothing But a FLUFFING STUNT COCK
you need a little Valium
Hi girlfriend!
hey opie!!!
and now all the girls are here.
What about Mom? Is she here? And I think there is a lady in England.
It's 4am here, I imagine she's getting her beauty sleep
Mom's here too

I’m on the phone with her now in fact

Should I clean up my language?

nah...she can give you a few pointers

OH, okay.

Fuck the Yankees.

I was here at the beginning of the game but I had to make dinner.
Here he comes ...

Lordy …

are they allowed to do this?.....delay the game?
its a 5 yard penalty

repeat the down

Come on man

it’s be the Yankees

twenty-six Yo

Figgy aint neva scared

he aint nevahitting either

Freakin' bastards. Whatever, get Rivera, Figgs.
get ready for some Spitballs!!!
NACH MAL, BITTE!

Stalling assholes.

Surprised Fox didn't call for a TV timeout for the Yanks.
I hope we light this mofo up.
WHATS RIVERA WIPING ON HIS HANDS FROM HIS HAT?
definitely

just suicide squeeze this
mo rivera is in

Another stupd noose

WHat gives with this shit jewellery?

Made them in scout camp?
mr ground ball

Inducer

Rivera's record is non-save situation is miserable

BFD…squeeze on Rivera

i guess joba isnt so godly after all, stupid ny media

Enter sandman

But we ain’t sleepy.

everybody

has a bad day sometime

Go Do A GAY PORN GIRARDI
I <3 Creativity

That was just awesome.

all of these games have been Yanks porn ....
We Will Win Despite Soth
Yanks are up 3-1 despite Girardi
That was a lovely waste of time.
but we don't have time to take 30 seconds to see if a ball was fair or foul
they should make a rule

were if a pitcher throws 2 pickoffs to the same base in the same ab then he has to finish the ab to the batter barring an injury.

We don’t have time for instant replay to get plays right in the playoffs Bud but we have time to watch the Yankees stall by sending out the catcher and making pickoff throws???? Fuck you Bud Selig!

I fear the squeeze
yeah

Dont want to see a busted squeeze here. On the other hand, I did score an 82 point scrabble play with squeeze today.

I dont like the squeeze

watching them try to pull off a bunt in Game 3 was ridiculously hard….A-Rod, Jeter, Tex and Mariano are way longer and athletic in that situation than you can tell on TV

Selig: "... I'LL ALLOW IT !!"

in his best mills lane voice

Delaying the game...

I can tell you in regular season that if it’s blatantly obvious, the manager is fined after the fact.

Trust me on this b/c it happened to us this year. Pinch hitter called into the game from the BP (third cather being used in the BP), had to come through the tunnel, stopped to take a couple of practice swings, finally made it to the plate.
Jerry M. was fined two days later for that.
Only my NY Mets….

Interesting, sounds about right
thanks

I doubt Bud Selig would do that to the Yanks though

Don't worry folks! Two more great shows coming up on FOX.

“No Pants Island” and “Fart Date”.

MFY chickenshit Yankees!

Cheater Spitter

Please

let this be a deep enough fly ball

Fingers crossed

Do it Figgy

DO IT FIGGINS!
Figgins

triple…………..

Mo is tough to bunt agaisnt as well

wouldnt be afraid to start Aybar and have figgy swing

Patience FIGGYYYY
Hey Everybody

I know of a GREAT BAR just outside of Betty Ford.

One Last Chance before I enroll

THANX SOSH

why - we're winning
He did put Weaver in the 8th...
are you in Rancho Mirage or something?
good rip

I just had one too watching this game………..

make him throw a lot of pitches at least
Won't matter how many pitches he throws.

He’ll be fresh for game 6 if there is one.

INF in you gotta take the base here
please figgy

just a seeing eye homer

Nice, Erick takes second.
nice stolen base
good move aybar...another brilliant move by Scoisia lol

wow, figgy looks terrible up there

He's so out of it.
Why sure, we'll steal a base!

Man, these guys are obliging today.

darn strike two was a straight pitch
Contract year Figgy, don't fuck this up
cmon Chon...

be a hero 1!

stomach hurts.......
Just hit me something hard on the ground lots of lanes to hit
Come on Figgy

You don’t need to rip it. You just need to slap it in the outfield

I can't believe i'm missing According to Jim for this.
LETS GO FIGGY
wow Figgins reaction to Mariano is like watching on delay...

YOu gotta admit this is good baseball

dang almost figgy damn
Nooooooooooooooo

Reggie would have made it.

nah, that throw was way to good

Swish jumped, planted, threw a 2 hopper

Reggie would have made it.

Smart hold.

He would have been out.

awwwwweeee man!

wow. u suck figgy

Can I has hits please?
Nice try Figgins.
bleh

they held him

HOLY SHIT

DID TORII JUST GROW A FUCKING BEARD THIS INNING

I can totally understand
ch-ch-ch chia beard
Willits get hosed if he goes
lackey done taking a shower?
did he borrow Manny's body wash?
manny aybar?
manny r.

he left the Dodger game early the other night……….

WTF willits Bowl him over!
Big Thunder sighting

Welcome Back John

Damn

That was a nice hit, but it was right at someone

wth?

i thought willits was fast? that throw wasn’t all that great!

yeah

willits would have been out there

why not take chance, we can't hit the spitball king
you dont just burn a run like that
spitball legend
I think he'd have been out
Problem with Rivera is that cutter kills the power by getting on the hands;
Flyball wasn't deep enough
i dunno

i think that was all the power figgy usually musters..

That was actually a great try by Figgs.
indeed, he hit it hard
Abreu's smile

Gotta love his little grin when he comes up to bat in a pressure situation

here comes hit machine Bobby
Dang...

Come on… we need another run.at least… PLEASE

Willits is quite the baserunner

That didn’t look easy what he just did. Getting back on a line drive in time to tag, up to full speed immediately, puts on the brakes just as fast.

abreu, let get a real hit tonite

lets go abreuuuuuuuuuuuu
ok.

Hold the line.

fuentes in........
and my stomach turns inside out
3 outs baby

fuentes coming in..

Um that Rivera guy is good
Ill take a 6 pack of those please
didn't you hear?

he throws a spitball! lol..

Fuentes coming in

fuck

NO NO NO NO

NOT FUENTES!

NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!

fuentes sighting
fucking figgins still useless
hey he gave it a nice try chill out
FUENTES IN! NOOOOOOO
Bleh

We have some good hits on him

Here comes Fuentes.
Everyone Hold on to your asses!!!
Fuentes coming in.......................................................................................
letting Figgy hit there is insane

he NEVER gets it done in RBI situations, and Izzy could have moved to 3rd with HK playing 2nd

damn well close it out raptor jesus!!!!
fuentes coming in
I saw him spit on the ball!!!!
insurance runs woulda been nice

please, fuentes, please. just… dont make me kill myself tonight

You have GOT to send Willits

This is no time to get conservative.

willits would have been out
we'll never know
COuldn't agree more.

You only get so many chances with Rivera.

He would have been out. Didn't you see the play?
I think he makes it

That wasn’t as good of a throw as everyone seems to think it was.

everyone say a prayer...

here comes fuentes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuentes
Ok Fuentes, just 3 outs, no big deal

cept half of the halo nation is about to have a heart attack

the other half must not be watching the game

haha nah, the other half died of heart failure the first time he blew the save in game 2

It's almost like Frankie never left

also please don’t say “halo nation”

you know

only against Damon, Tex, and Arod.

Yeah, like I said, no big deal
Fuentes is coming in

NO NOT FUENTES!!!

Well, now all we can do is pray Fuentes can hold them

I would feel better if we had a 8 run lead with him, though

Well that blows.

Coulda had a 3-run lead, Goddamnit!!! PLEASENOFUENTESPLEASENOFUENTESPLEASENOFUENTES!!!!!

Cant

believe fuentes is coming in this game

No.....Fuentes coming in.
no no no no no

Fuentes

ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

cmon fuentes

Ok Fuentes, you have to be perfect tonight.
not perfect just get 3 outs without any runs
For Fuentes, that is perfect.
BF and 1 run leads dont agree.
What did we expect?

Rivera is the greatest baseball player of all time!

more like...

what did we expectorate

eh? eh?

FUENTES

shut them DOWN last time he pitched.

have faith.

Fuentes.............................

hold it down

Weaver has the inning of his life and Fuentes comes in?????
Agreed. Gotta win game 5 to get to game 6.
Fuentes????

Ohnoes…

NO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!NO NO NO NO
NOT FUENTES!

RESPECTFULLY

FUCK YOU AND YOUR NEGATIVITY TOWARDS OUR GUY RIGHT NOW

HE'S GONNA WIN IT AND YOU ARE GOING TO OWE HIM A BLOWJOB WHEN HE DOES
FAITH PEOPLE FAITH!!!!

No need for the pessimism now!!!!

i have faith fuentes will find a way to screw it up
Which again begs the question:

Does he walk A-rod even with 2-out?

Yes. Why tempt God.
this is classic Scioscia

live or die by his moves!

I'm calm during the regular season

But during the postseason I go more mental than Ed Grimley.

Fuentes in.

Game over.

yessir

can’t wait for game 6!

I was thinking more like: Game one WS

Fuentes vs. Damon, Tex, and Arod…fantastic…. i hate you sciosc

if Bobby's main strategy is getting walks

why doesnt he work the count..

walks dont get you the big bucks
Go Fuentesaurus!
LET'S GO ANGELS!
fuentes with gayrod coming up this inning
cant pitch to a-rod
We saw what their closer did, and it wasnt even a save opp

our closer’s got this

I wonder if Soscia

can hear the groans from the stands.

Those that are/were Closest to Nick should be the one's deciding this game

unless they are really sucking.

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

dunkin donuts commercials look num num num.
Please Fuentes

MAKE ME EAT CROW!!! I would gladly eat crow and have you prove me wrong. GLADLY!!

Mmmmm...delicious crow...
I'm willing to forgive all & start you over with a clean slate, Brian

if you just don’t fuck this up…

come on you soft tossin pussy
Soth you IDIOT
4 step plan

1. Get out
2. Get out
3. Walk A-Rod
4. Get final out

IF this means Weaver could pitch a potential game 7 then I like the move

Gotta manage to win the series, not to make it close.

Feuntes

you can do it. Fuck all the noise. Fuck Colorado.

3 ground balls!!!
reggie in the field ?

would anyone feel a lil more comfortable with GMJ ?

WOW... Come on ANGEL FANS!!!!

KEEP THE FAITH!!! WE CAME BACK AGAIN!!! LETS KEEP THE TALK POSITIVE!!!

bless you kind sir

I would like to associate with your kind please.

I'll name my second child Brian

please……

Well... this is the game (and series) Praying praying praying
Fuentesaurus time.
Godammit why must the bring in fuentes
Should have left Weaver in, but Tito this is all on you

I think they should have left weaver in for a couple outs, but its up to Tito to handle it, Cmon Funtes! Show your worth!

Oh dear god help us
Damon might try to yank one out.
damon likes to take balls

just ask jeter

Way to try to take that, Damon.

nobody is allowed on base fuentes!

Im more concerned about future closer Jepsen

than fuentes.

no more first pitch heat, kevin.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
please no lead off walk

YES

OUT AT FIRST!!!
Ripped,

one down.

oh god

almost killed morales

Hell yeah Kendry
Sweet jesus

Nice play brickhands

One down.

ONE DOWN.

Clearly Fuentes you have lost the favor of many on this board.

Not without good reason. Many who shudder here were in favor of your acquisition this offseason. I was not. And yet I have faith in you. Ironic.

that was a double right at kmo
nice play Kmo... that was scorched
One down.

Two to go.

There we go, that's one
Boy he fooled Damon,,,,PFFFfffff
1 Down, 3 to go

please fuentes, please!

cant hit a ball harder than that

ahahaha

2 more!

thank god.....
wow he hit that hard!

i would normally do a countdown, but with fuentes in i cant bring myself to it

Kendry, Vacuum glove.
Lucky it was right at someone, but I'll take it!
smoked that

whew!!!

my heart dropped to theh floor

and then kendry picked it up

thank god for line drives right at people

Fuentes making Soth look good so far…… almost hit a guy and a lefty ripped it….

too late to bring in Saunders?

and teix misses a fat pitch he was sitting on

lololol

1 more!

okay here we go!
Another pop up

1 more

okay, can't watch
TWO OUT

TWO OUT.

Gee McCarver

he wasn’t playing on the line…hmmm

what the fuck do you know

There we go

AL saves leader, doing his job

dos outs

walk AROD?

Moment of truth:

Walk him?

Why does A-rod have to bat 3rd?

Fuck you karma!!!

Dont let him have a chance
WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK

A

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1 more out please
ok everyone

HOLD ON TO YER BUTTS

yet another arod montage…

I need a roach
pitch to him?

or put the tying run on?

Walk to AROD

forthcoming.

RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
Walk him.

That. is. all.

gotta pitch to him
...I say put him on.
WALK WALK WALK WALK
WALK AROD!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

WALK THANK GOD!

Just walk him. That's smart.
get ready for a pinch runner
Yes, right move
FUCK AROD

AIM FOR HIS WRISTS EVERY PITCH

HOW YOU LIKE THAT DICKNOSE?

SUCK IT GIRARDI

DONT QUESTION THE MANAGER OF THE YEAR!

I believe that I predicted this
i think most of us this

at least i did

you cant put the tying run on base
When I fear Arod more than Matsui

yes we can

Send his ass crying back to Madonna, Brian
Can't disagree with this, but still scary

Matsui is dangerous

dangerously ugly
And Fuentes is doing good so far
huh???

he almost hit Damon before he ripped it right at someone

Definition of good here is that he got two outs.
please please.. ONE MORE OUT
with our luck he will mr. baseball this into left
Matsui no easy out either

and he has success of fuenty

Godzilla

time for Rodan to kill the monster………

some raid will do the job..
Can we please avoid the steal of second?
now cue the montage of A-Rod walks
Do it Brian

do it

Now do it Fuentes.
This is what you get paid for, Brian. Get him.
Matsui's no slouch.

Fuentes won’t want to walk Matsui because that puts the tying run in scoring position.

Interesting setup.

Double scores A-rod maybe.

WALK = GOOD CALL

matsui can make this hurt, though.

Let's get Matsushi.
FUENTASAURUS VS. GODZILLA !!
sounds like a good comic book
get this old fuck out

And we’re going to NY!

Godzilla VS The Smog Monster
Fuentesarus can beat Godzilla
hold the runner
cmon Fuentes!

You can do it!

Come on, Fuentes, send him back to Monster Island
pressure released.

now he can focus on one out.

Wow, they're running for A-Rod. I honestly never saw that coming.

meh i way rather face matsui than arod

ARod done for the night at least
this is what a lot of our wins look like

im confident

angel players defeating angel coaches?
Come on Fuentes.

Git r dun.

Now finish the Yanks for the night
Pearl Harbor

NEVER FORGET

the Germans bombed it right?
Think I might be hyperventilating right now
this is good stuff........

time to break out the bottle….either way

on the brightside...we wont have to see A-Rod anymore this game
wow generous call
time for godzilla to strike out
Let's go Brian!
If only Lackey gets that call

this game is WAY over

that call sucked

but Lackey lost his focus and our pen stunk. . .coulda shoulda woulda

2005 al over again

We unravel with bad calls…

Wow called it a strike
blow him up

just like 1945!

wow Fuentes hanging curve...
c'mon brian my heart cant take this
It's juuuuuussstt a bit outside
VIVA LATINOS

IMPERIAL

wow Fuentes left that in Hideki's wheelhouse
cmonnnnnnnnnn
At Fenway

that would have been a strike.

Please please please...
SETTLE DOWN FUENTES
damn...come on
Come on Fuentes.
3-1: Dangerous pitch coming.
NOOOOOOO DON"T WALK HIM
noooooooooooooooo

no walks!

why wear green to an angels game?
i hate you phuentes
christ almighty

now the runner is moving

strike this clown out
A-rod runs on the play, scores on a double.

A-Rod is in the dugout.

Good pitch

3-2, 2 outs, AROD running.

wait..was that Arte Moreno holding his head??
stand up HH!!!!!
you better finish him here
Do this Fuentes!
or some random Mexican looking old guy??
Strike out... pop up .... ground out... PLEASE

take those pads off posada, ur done for the night

FINISH THEM!!!
FCK

track meet now

joba

you sack of shit

old lady is having a stroke..
please fuentes please
Guzman in for AROD, apparently.
neutered Fuentesaurus
Come on Fuentes

You gotta get this guy. Please

Ugh!

Better than a hit!

C’mon Fuentes!

Pants filling..................................
GD Brian...

I’ve aged 10 years since you took the mound

Nope, Ball 4. Can't make it easy, can you?
But of course it isnt going to be easy
Well this plan is not working
I HATE YOU PHUENTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Double gives Yankees the lead.
Out sends this to Game 6
Soscia

looks like he just had his prostate checked

God, I'm getting so drunk
NIBBLE NIBBLE NIBBLE

yankees LOVE nibbling pitchers

How do they find the strike zone now?

Fuentes u are going to be booed out of town if u cant do this

So uh...

I’ll be committing suicide later if anyone wants to join me.

thats what Butcher is saying on the dugout phone

I’m dying over here

stop fucking around and finish the job!
Playing NL Holdem at the same time

I’ve had two all – ins in the last 3 pitches. TENSION

dude are you asking for a heart attack

not healthy

Dear 8 lb, 6 oz baby Jesus,

Please.

yay weaver Brian…..

side arm pitchers are always too unpredictable

Thats why you dont put the tying run on with 2 outs.
keep it there brian

nothing outside

Positive thoughts, envision seeing cano fly out to torri
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKERS

FUCK YOU CANO AND THE CANOE YOU ROWED IN ON

THANK YOU BUTCHER
that run last inning would have been huge
Fuentes...

just because you replaced K-Rod doesn’t mean you have to make it interesting.

Come on, come on, come on!!!
Fuck Blue

Pitch your game Brian

No negative vibes please
how about no negative outcomes
oh noooooooooo
loads the bases.
holy shit. fuentes is trying to kill me
UGH

COME ON FUENTES

great

no curveball

just a meatball fastball

Fuentes u fucking idiot!
GET HIM OUTTA HERE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHIT.

He beaned Cano.

are you fucking kidding me
jesus christ

I’m dying

this is so much bull shit

thanks a lot Soth

DAMN IT FINISH THIS FUCKING GAME SHIT
This is why Fuentes doesn't come in!
Where's Frankie when we need him?
sitting at home, swimming in money
FDA

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFDSAF

Bases loaded.

Fuentes…come on.

wow this is a ballbuster

Oh fuck, I'm out of Patron too
PLEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wOW FUENTES U ARE THE WORST FUCKING PLAY IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD JUST GET A GODDAMN OUT!

Seriously....we took out Weaver for this guy
looks like santana is pitching
in NY

after we win

Now, it's officially critical mass.

Yankees are setup after having 2outs and NOBODY on.

Fucking Gary Lucas returns
this game needs to end!
WOW

cant handle much more

So, how did this guy get so many saves with such a crappy E.R.A. again?
Oh my fucking God...

Only Brian Fuentes could get two outs then completely shit the bed. YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU WORTHLESS FUCK

soth trying to lose this game, over-managing again
FUCK YOU SOTH!
how are you not yanking fuentes...

when you yanked lackey earlier ??!!

he's wild and soth leaves hiom in
nooooooooooooooo
Wow.

Talk about a close call.

YOU LET FUENTES PITCH IN A JAM

BUT NOT LACKEY

control

I thought Fuentes was a control pitcher? Could have loaded bases with K-Rod.

Goddamnit

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO man
DAMN go more right shit
what is with the soth hate?????
im guessing you just started watching the game...
fuentes

you better nut up and I mean NOW

Nice try Figgins.
thought it was over there
He's throwing it right down the middle.
good call blue
Dang... I thought that ended it

But it was foul

WTF???? THAT WAS FAIR
no, it wasn't
looked like Figgy was on the line to me..
I think the ball was foul though
Only matters where the ball is

this isn’t football

They choose NOW to get a call right at third?
oh god, i'm dying

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

do not let one of my least favorite yankees beat us

ELEVATE AND FINISH HIM

HARD

strike this fucker out
yeah you guys who diss K-Rod..at least K-Rod could challenge a hitter with a fastball or slider on the plate
Fuentes is all about getting the hitter to chase
WE WIN THIS GAME NOW YOU FUCKS
ONE MORE FUCKING STRIKE YOU STUPID COCK
0-2. FINISH HIM.
0-2

Come on FUENTES COME ON

Damn, my stomach is flipping around
careful now back there Mathis....
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fuentes, you asshole, finish this!
just finish this!
we shouldnt have to be subjected to this .........
agree

we’ll probabl;y have to do the same thing on satuday

October baseball

What did you expect?

1 stike, 1 freaking stike , HAZ LO FUENTES!

Angels baseball

is not good for the heart

dont pussyfoot it go harder
;akjlsd;lfjas;ldjf;lakjsdf;lkajsdf;ljadsk;lfj come on
so

is it a full count yet?

How many people want to bet that this goes from 0-2 to 3-2?
I would probably bet on that in Vegas
You won something?
winner winner chicken dinner
Why...

I stepped away for a few minutes, WHY is Fuentes still in?!?!

well at least he learned to throw one off the plate this time...

I hate nibbling, and to make it worse, Fuentes sucks at it.

fuentes wants us all to die from high blood pressure
my heart is beating so fast
oh, i thought we had it again
BTW guys.

This has been a very exciting series so far.

oh man, I thought that was the strike out

I’m dyin’ here

he keeps throwing soft toss int he zone

gonan get burned

a pop up would be nice...
nice analysis Tim
Once again McCarvver is wrong

got him in the right nut

COME ON END THIS GAME
that was Fuente's imitation of "rearing back and throw it hard"
This may be why i'm on meds for blood pressure.
please, please,
McCarver and Buck are the worst ever

They are awful, but nobody is worse than Hawk and D.J. in Chicago.

good idea

he’s not going to miss that soft shit anymore

no no no set up lower
at least he threw that with purpose
my heart can't last
89 MPH HEAT BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
this how i felt on monday
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

i am dead….

Fuentes has to go after the game now...

because 3-2 is cheese or a walk

if u get to 3-2 i swear fuentes

just please don't walk him
quit fucking around,

FINISH HIM!

girl in the straw hat better not get in trouble
I can't take this
i can barely breathe
Percy flashback
COMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEON

COMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEONCOMEON

Man, I'm like a lot of those people in the crowd
now

we got them where we want them

full count

3-2, 2 outs, all runners running.
COME ON FUENTES COME ON
Bear down, Brian.
heartburn city
dunno about this one
What the HELL?!?!?!?
this is the series because you know the yankees break the tie
yep, it would had been with spitball rivera pitching also
DO NOT walk him in.
Come on Fuentes.
raptor jesus!!!!!!!!!!!! NoOOOOOOO do it!!!!! NOW

call 911… i think im gonna die

I already saved one person today..that's my limit
this is sickening
one more strike
light it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Light it Up!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!111
OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Pack ur bags boys ur going to NY!!!
I HATE HIM
Why> He got the three outs. ;-)
Playing on Saturday people

live for one more day

Light that shit up!!!!
oh my god my heart is racing
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Go to NY.

Scioscia is still a retard

but NY BOUND!

YEAAAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
somebody call 911
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
LIGHT THAT SHIT UP.

I almost died…

Oh God I gotta go lie down

LIGHT IT UP !!!

LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!LIGHT IT UP !!!

LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
enjoy the ride folks
NOT OVER.

GAME 6!

Light it up!

Just another Halo victory.

'And We're Going To NY'

Nice game, Angels.

91 MPH RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE

AHAHAHAHA

SWISHER SUCKS

light it up!!!

we’re going to NEW YORK!!!1

Jesus what a game
Fuentes

The best closer in baseball… if you don’t mind shitting your pants.

You pay a lot for a ride like that at the amusement park. This one just lasts for several hours.
I've always liked E-Ticket rides
Comment of the Night! FTW!
LETS GO HALOS

WE LOVE APPLES

My heart

someone call a doctor.

im going to need a transplant
just another halo victory

i just died

Whew is right

Thought for sure that bringing Fuentes in was the kiss of death. Glad I was wrong

How quickly we forget, KRod was just the same
I had more confidence in K-Rod.
So was Percy. People forget the tying run was at the plate in Game 7. Giants had

2 men on.

yeah

but it still doesnt make it any more bearable

no sex or roller coaster could get me that worked up

holy shit

You're not doing it right
SEE YA IN NEW YORK!

im gonna die… i cant take this every single gmae!~

I believed, but my faith was sorely tested.
but you never gave up the faith
YAY!!!! yanquis are sad!!!!!!!!!!!
Game six:

Somebody has to be down 2-3.

saunders go game 6, who goes game 7?
let's just get there
If a game is postponed b/c of rain

we’ll see Lackey again!

LIGHT UP THAT HALO FOREVER PLEASE
Holy fucking Christ...

This team is slowly killing me from the inside. FINISH IT IN NEW YORK!!!

Angels can still do it

One….. game ….. at ….. a …. time

I predict heart attacks to go up by 200% in both LA and NY tomorrow

that was the most intense game I have EVER seen in my 30 years of baseball

I just had one

My left arm hurts. Dont miss all in final table hold em with that kind of save.

I only play limit poker because

it feels like my blood is rushing through my body at like 3x normal speed when I have all my chips in the middle with like 2 pair and a draw.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  YOU GOT LUCKY SOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vladdy Morales PANTHER!!!
the most GLUM looking angels

ive ever seen in a post season victory.

I just started breathing again.
Angels win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My pants are FULLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

In Fuentes’ defense, Swisher never came remotely close to making hard contact.

Fuck the Yankees.

Good night.

Fuck the Yankees.

now u all have high blood pressure

lol lackey is PISSEDDD

they're interviewing kermit

er i mean john lackey

haha

he should work for the muppets

So true.

What a strange voice.

Or Ray Romano.
God these guys are going to give me a heart attack
Interviewing Lackey...

“That wasn’t a walk”.

LETS BE HONEST

THAT WASNT A WALK

AHAHAHA

BRING BACK LACKEY ON 2 DAYS REST!

HE’LL PITCH ON MOLE POWER AND ANGER ALONE

Lackey for Game 7 If necessary.
I love this guy

but I’m sure he’s like A.J. Psyrniski is to us

wow they cant even show the Angels player on camera??

i know wtf, if it was aroid, they would be messing themselves about creampies

right

doesn’t AJ Burnett have “sweaty palms” in anticipation of creaming Jeter?

That happens on their off day.

Or mile high.

Because they already had all their cameras set up on the Yankees side
+1
they were going to show another Arod highlight reel

but sadly fuentes didnt implode

didn't implode

that much

I'm sure ESPN announcers would have sounded excited if the Yankees won
RALLY DIAPER CHANGE!!! WIPES FOR ALL!!
Thanks, I'm good.
Wooo, thanks bug!
Mathis for Panther.
I think I might cry
save it for sunday
Tears of joy

ARE allowed in baseball

moosemstr

are we still on for later?

Scioscia is on the take.

From cardiologists.

+1 (see my comment below)
It's good exercise. Better than running a mile.
I say game 6 and 7

we just have our 5 starters pitch all 18+ innings. Kaz has stuff to come out of the bullpen as does Santana you better believe guys Lackey is available for 3 innings in Game 7.

No more "rotation"

Just send out whoever we got to start game 6

Hell, let Lackey start both games and use all the starters for the bullpen.
Except Kazmir. I'm not sure about him.
Ervin Sanatna for Game 7
Not even, Jered Weaver
Weaver still, I think

Butr I like the pitching match ups!!

Anbody got a defibrillator handy?
yay another game!
YES!!!! IT'S NOT OVER YET BABY!
YES NO Celebration on our Field
I do not miss the Fuentes heart attack factor....sheesh

Go Angels!!!!

is the offense back?

i hope so

not yet

game 6 and 7 we will own

FINGERS CROSSED!!
it has to be for us to win

Yankees always have the runs flowing (no pun intended)

burnett is gonna have the runs tonight

it wasn’t del taco this time.
carls jr !

haha the guacamole burger did him in
Carls Jr is the bomb
Carls is fucking amazing

Love the Western

joe buck is sad
Congratulations Angles. A great win

I thought that our manager(Maddon) and our bullpen (by committie) was pretty scary at times, but you all have us beat.
Kick ass in NY.

Yanks don't get to celebrate on OUR field....
They won't celebrate in NY this year either!

GO ANGELS!

AMEN!

LET’S GO ANGELS!

Joe buck is worn out from getting fucked in the ass with his yankee doll
no post game????
yea fox is taking their cameras going home

to NY

well at least we played longer than the doyers lol
at least we are going to the World Series

and the doyers aren’t

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T JINX IT!!!!

Seriously, not cool. ;-D

its spelled like this:

dodgers

:)

but it's pronounced:

Doh-yers

;)

the 7th inning was 44 min and 33 seconds
it showed the best and the worst of the Angels
44 min 39 seconds

63 pitches 6 pitchers used

White Sox nation is clearly behind you guys.
I think everyone is aside from Rangers,A's,Dodgers or Mariners Fans.

Maybe Giants fans as well.

dodger fans r behind u guys too
I think most of the league is behind you....

except for Yankee fans

yeap pretty much

hopefully the halos can take out the evil empire

Anyone find any Post Game stuff.
MLB network

i think ESPN interviewed hunter

MLB Network thanking Brian Fuentes for the entertainment
lol I saw that...
Fuentes interview on MLB Network

“I’m not gonna lie I was a little worried.”

….o my…not comforting

just make sure you always have Xanax on hand

when Fuentes is in the game…you’ll be fine!

can i have some of yours?

a xanax would do wonders right now

You can have the whole bottle.

I gave it up when Fuentes left . Huston Street is my Xanax now…(mostly)

i took a lot of Xanax on monday...
I'm sure!
drinkin on xanax is quite pleasant

until i wake up not knowing what i did night before

Nickname? Nickname!
Fuentes on ESPN

“my mom yells at me for making these close games, and i can only think of her. im sorry mom”

you should be ur gonna give ur mother and I a heart attack

I took a lot Mylanta tonight

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