Halos Heaven

Win this now

Give my heart a rest.

PhiSlamma - October 19, 2009 reply

+1

Seik1177 - October 19, 2009 reply

RALLY FOR THE WIN

Wanna see my monkey?

THE END.

rivera, k-mo, kendrick – end this.

Rally Roar!

RallyWookie - October 19, 2009 reply

we need some black taco magic right about now

Black pants.

Me likely.

come the fuck on man up

angelsown3417 - October 19, 2009 reply

come on, we are Angels' fans not bandwagoning/frontrunners

let’s get a victory here

6th!

MrBungle - October 19, 2009 reply

Alright Ladies time to prove you've got a PAIR!!!!1

1 MOAR RUN!

princeton11loveshalos - October 19, 2009 reply

Can we freaking win this thing?

I’m getting panic attacks watching this team.

moosemastr - October 19, 2009 reply

hang in there

FUck the Chargers, fuck the Phillies, fuck the Dodgers,

Fuck Monday Night Football.

And most importantly FUCK THE YANKEES

LET’S GO HALOS

+762

+1

Rec'd

foxpaw - October 19, 2009 reply

SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!

hunter eating his own words

showed his twat in that AB

AW TITS

LETS DO THIS

breathing... breathing... breathing...

ok… I BELIEVE !!

2-0 phillies

really?

howard bomb

dear juan

please hit it over the wall. ill give you a lifetime supply of wood to sniff

That's eerily sexual..

hahahaha!

I'm not sure that's the way he plays...

The Limey - October 19, 2009 reply

kendry will build off that last at bat

and dong

if doesnt wake up first and dong

lol dodgers already down 0-2 in the first lol

phillies have a good shot at repeating

ok sorry for that momentary lapse of doucheness

lets win!!!!

angelsown3417 - October 19, 2009 reply

JUMP

JUMP
JUMP
JUMP AROUND

Fuck you FOX. That's the shittiest montage EVER.

But the dude in the truck did it.

DUDE IN THE TRUCK.

Sounds of October:

“Dammit, Vlad!”

JUAN your a pile of shit now hit a BOOOOOOOOOOMBA!!!!!

I, angelsown3417, believe

angelsown3417 - October 19, 2009 reply

i, OCangels, believe

I, Joseguillensux, believe

can we get four walks here?

at least Rivera is gone

TIME TO OWN THIS MEAT ON THE MOUND

AIN'T NOTHING GREATER IN BASEBALL THAN A WALKOFF.

OUR TURN NOW.

+1

1 swing

Walk off BOOMBA off this scrub!!

IT COULD HAPPEN !!

+1!!!!

+1!!!!

Angels in the Outfiled, nice.

*Will Happen.

i said that last inning...

trying to slow my roll a tad

Joe Morgan is still talking about Mariano

jeeeezuz

lol this exactly where we were in the 8th

did we get a shift change on this website

i feel like it’s an entirely different group of people posting now

some ppl fell off the bandwagon.

or maybe heart attacks took out half the users

Nice swing, douche.

come on, its Juan

WIN THIS FUCKING GAME

i, sorbo182, believe

no heart meds
no fingernail.

I am Spartacus.

good pitch?

Joe Girardi wants the Halos to win

or at least it appears that way from his managing

dont swing at the curve in the dirt

You wish they'd listen sometimes.

UP and in...

nearly hits him
“good pitch!??!?!

fuck joe buck.

its joe buck...

he loooooves UP & IN

Never give up, never surrender.

+1

NEVER GIVE IN!

Jose Cuervo has been consulted many times.

1 out boo

Did he really just say that was a good pitch?

EG Halo Fan - October 19, 2009 reply

WE FUCKING SUCK DICK IN THE PLAYOFFS

Stop hitting grounders, damn it.

LET"S GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah howard!

Damn your slow lol

HR howard!!!!!

now we need 1

from our howard!

how about KMO?

scioscia needs to pinch hit for rivera

and then bench him here on out

really

gotta go home with those that brought you to the dance

Who do you want?

Willits? Quinlan? Wilson?

both la teams rolling over

incredible

i expected it from the dodgers, but us! commmon HALOS!

Kowbell time.

Good lord our plate discipline is so pathetic.

OH...IS THERE ANOTHER PLAYOFF GAME???

this is the only one I care about right now

UGH, JUAN

Come on K-mo

c'mon team!

Come on Give me some KOWBELLLLLL!!!!!!!

Light em up like a christmas tree!!

I gotta have more kowbell!

I WISH KENDRY

WAS HAVING A PLAYOFF SERIES LIKE HOWARD

+29322

TONY FUCKING MONTANA

GET ON BASE OR IT’S BACK TO CUBA MUTHA FUCKAH

hahaha

but seriously

BACK TO CUBA

YOU UNDISCIPLINED SWINGING MUTHA FUCKAH

K-Mo

Team MVP.

2nd chance

to win it

CMON RAFT BOY

thats BUSH!!

Hapyorange - October 19, 2009 reply

i got a fever

"I am K-Mo, watch me bash."

Freeway series will have to wait a year.

cuz its gonna be angels phillies

hopefully

i'll assume you mean because the dodgers are losing.

hahaha i had 2 think 2

princeton11loveshalos - October 19, 2009 reply

kmo cmon

You're DUE, Kendry.

Sit on that flat fastball

JUmp on it cuban missle!!!

if kendry reaches base

willits pinch runs, and scioscia gets robby quinlan into the game

3-1 count

His homer wasn't against Beckett

but who cares

COME ON K-MO

3-1 over the ence

Lol ball 4 ou bastard!!!

...that seemed low.

AND away

here it comes.

whaddya say whaddya say now kid

DAMN

BS.

No way that was a strike.

princeton11loveshalos - October 19, 2009 reply

shoulda been a BB

And what corner did that catch?

catches the outside of the 4 inches next to the corner

That was no strike.

bullshit.

that was not a strike.

fucking robots

Pop to left.

FRIGGIN A!!

EG Halo Fan - October 19, 2009 reply

screw this ump

that was like 4 inches outside

UPN TO HOWARD KENDRICK

Lol, this one catches a corner!

INSERT PICTURE CLEARLY SHOWING IT DOES NOT

lol

god this is pathetic

what the fuck

HK HR

Howie be the hero

Ugh

It’s like our hitters don’t want to hit line drives.

And of course, he has to swing at that one.

Hoping Howie Hits Homer.

HK, Please save our asses.

Howie - be a hero

We seem to get worse as the innings get later...lol

COME ON HOWIE FUCKEN SHIT!!!

man, this is so much horseshit

why do we suddenly suck at batting?

Trying to god damn hard

this team needs to relax

BIG time especially Torrii he is stinkin up the joint.

Nothi9ng sudden about it

we’ve been sucking for 3 games now

more like 3 years..

i think girardi just gets antsy on the bench

and feels the need to walk out there and do something every now and then

he is so awful

I tell you they are burning their bullpen, only if we could win the game

ya their lineup and bullpen are depleted now

Aceves coming in.

we hit him pretty well before, i think?

We did.

The Angels- Kings of the regular season, and not much else

we are the Braves of the 2000s

We're not even close

The Limey - October 19, 2009 reply

We need better competition in the West to toughen us up.

howie, howie, howie.

howies been hittin the shit out of the ball, keep it up HK

Aceves? Did I miss something? Better splits against Howie?

KK so Vlad had been doing well and had a tough game 2

everyone wanted him out of the lineup but K-Mo has suxed azz and nothing is said,,,,,,why the free pass?

Fear of Accuda

I said this 2

no response…3 hits total

cant speak on what others say..

but he’s blended in with the rest of the suck ?

He's hitting 5th or 6th, not cleanup.

mgerman23 - October 19, 2009 reply

vlad has the most hits

whats that matter

outs are outs ,,,cant drive runs in from that spot in the order?

well he's not having horrible abs

I can think of several times he’s scolded the ball just right at someone, and he just had a walk taken away from him

An interesting question. Morales has done nothing since his RBI single game 1.

Though he has suffered some atrocious luck on line drives.

He doesn't make $14 million a year.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??!!

SDcat09 - October 19, 2009 reply

LOL.

no

no because that never happened

dontlookback - October 19, 2009 reply

quiet, he's on a roll!

Hell no..whats this laying around sshit?

Wormer? He's a dead man!

well done...^5s all around

SDcat09 - October 19, 2009 reply

Let's go HK do it for NICK #34 baby!!!

1-6 HITTERS

13 LOB

7-9 … 0

how do we fix something that worked so well?

damn hunter damn hunter damn hunter he has cost us this game thus far

he cost us in the 4th now in the 10th

so much for leaving work

while there are runners on the corners, no outs, and expecting to go wild while im drivin on the 91.

C'mon howard!

HOWIE

HOWIE
HOWIE
HOWIE

JESUS CHRIST.

FUCK SHIT. PULL YOUR HEADS OUT YOUR ASSES AND RELAX. WIN THIS FUCKING THING YOU FUCKING FUCKS

are you talking to us or the team??

haha

wow

let's go howie

girardi over managing a 200 million dollar team.

what a douche.

HK-47 IS LOCKED, LOADED AND READY TO ROCK & ROLL!

Quad Fin Rider - October 19, 2009 reply

McCarver not understand something?

That’s rare.

someone not understanding McCarver?

That’s normal

BrownLunchSack - October 19, 2009 reply

basehit

wait for your pitch HK

ok done

HK hit

SoCalWine - October 19, 2009 reply

pinch hit for mathis?

let the big dog gmj eat

heck no

who do you really want in there that bad??? GMJ?

HOWIE!!!!

HK47!

howie is a beast

SMOKED!

Fisted!

YEAH BABY. GET HIM IN

Winning run on!

there we go !!

howies on fire!!!

WOOT!

GO HOWIE!

Jeez

Kendrick almost impaled the pitcher.

I'd like that very much

needs a double for the cycle

i wish girardi overmanaged more

HOWIE GOT A HIT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

yeah hes a fucking beast

got another double in you Mathis ?

HK gets us started

NOW you pinch run Willits, McCarver, you douche.

Not take the only hitter who is hitting

keep those doubles coming mathis

This guy is fucken meat!!

Light em up HK!

howie is a stud now lets get it home

Mathis

We need another Double

Aceves?

More like Can’tsaves

great, a baserunner that ain't going to touch home

This guy is fucken meat!!

Light em up HK!

i would think you pinch hit GMJ

but Mathis up!

Rev Halofan - October 19, 2009 reply

No not the time to send him....dont want Mathis leading off the next inning

c'mon Jeff

Go Kendrick

RUN RUN RUN

MATHIS POWER BAT

Steal second, HK.

Come on Mathis be CLUTCH AGAIN!!!!

a gapper would be great right now mathis!

i will never say another bad thing about mathis EVER again

if he can end the game here

me too

LOL

I tried that the other night and he got a double lol

Now i mean it!!

you all have your fingers crossed dont you ?

EASILY WORTH IT!!!!!

GET THIS FUCKING MONKEY OFF OUR BACKS ALREADY

WORD!

Ball 1.

this guy is floating the ball up there

MATHIS FOR THE GAME WINNER

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

draw the walk, let aybar win it

or not

He's going.

WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

YESSSSSS

SoCalWine - October 19, 2009 reply

EASILY WORTH IT!!!!!! HELL YES HELL YES HELL YES!!!1

MATHIS MATHIS MATHIS!!

Mathis has won it!!!!!!

I CALLED IT

jeff fucking mathis

dontlookback - October 19, 2009 reply

YES!!!!

GO MATHIST!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

MATHIS!!!

fuck finally

OMFG !!!!!!

THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!

YEEEESSSSS!!!!1

jamatson - October 19, 2009 reply

VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIGHT UP THAT HALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAAAAATHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

I LOVE MATHIS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So getting laid.

MATHIS THE HERO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

brooke26 - October 19, 2009 reply

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

OMG I CAN FINALLY RELAX MY ANUs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

LIGHT THAT MOTHER FUCKER UPGIP{gb

PhiSlamma - October 19, 2009 reply

Light up the MATHIS!

leftwing - October 19, 2009 reply

Someone with balls!!!

Moondoggy - October 19, 2009 reply

MATHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOWOWOWOWOOWW

MAFFIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RallyWookie - October 19, 2009 reply

HOPE LIVES, BELIEVE IT GUYS, WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

MATHIS !!!!!!!! HERO !!!!!!

MATHISSSS MATHISSSS MATHISSSSSSSSSS

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love mathis!!!!!!!

dr-awkward - October 19, 2009 reply

FUCKING MATHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOTGUN FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

b0rd3rline - October 19, 2009 reply

JEFF FUCKING MATHIS?????????????

I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!

Quad Fin Rider - October 19, 2009 reply

M

seas98 - October 19, 2009 reply

MATHIS

BEST EVER

Standard

UK Halo - October 19, 2009 reply

okay, howie and mathis need to play everday, everybat!

BOOOM!!!!!

firebird81 - October 19, 2009 reply

WE'RE NOT DONE YET!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MATHIS AND KENDRICK

PLAY OUT THE REST OF THE SERIES

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

IT DID HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!

RRRIIGHT IN JOEEE BUCCCKKKS MOUUUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red - October 19, 2009 reply

Fuck YEAH!!!!!

Jack Frost - October 19, 2009 reply

MATHIS!!!! MATHIS!!!

I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!!!

mathis you are my hero

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

SO FUCKIN CLUTCH I WANT HIS BABIES

Oh Hell yeah

And a nice fuck you to the Fox announcers for questioning Scoscia’s decisions!

Riverrun - October 19, 2009 reply

JEFF MATHIS

J14ORIQ3RJ;3TJW;49AITJTET4W’A3’9J36A4A6HUZDOFEJJO3WUUT3/W28O56JA2

mathis panther~!

lilbobdog - October 19, 2009 reply

amen, mathis panther

Rivera is over-used, they only have three starting pitchers, this is our series

lol

HELL FUCKING YES

Boom goes the dynamite!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJxQN3-_nzE

WIN

And everyone who had the 100000 to 1 odds that Jeff Mathis would have a walkoff against the Yankees

just ejaculated wildly

hey I'll admit it

I came pretty close to jizzing my pants

I need to change my shorts.

fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

who would've thought....

MATHIS of all people is the effin HERO!

Jack Frost - October 19, 2009 reply

Thank You Angels

Thank you.

LA Seitz - October 19, 2009 reply

RIGHT BACK IN IT!!!!!! FUCK YEAH MATHIS I WILL NEVER SAY SHIT ABOUT YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

WAYTA TO BE A FUCKING HERO!!!!

Mendoza Mathis gets it done

speechless

wow i cannnot believe but mathis does not suck GO MATHIS

THASTS RIGHT MCCARVER THATS WHY YOU DONT PINCH RUN HIM

I'M SO HAPPY I CAN'T THINK.

MATHIS IS SUCH A PANTHER. HOLY SHIT.

The neighbor's dog is barking at my yelling now

leftwing - October 19, 2009 reply

MATHIS IS GOD!

I take back every cruel thing I said about the rally monkey.

LazorkoRules - October 19, 2009 reply

JUST ANOTHER HALO VICTORY!

I34THJ;O34IJY;OJ34OYJI43JYJQ9P328UAT1Q8R39U23OW4TIJ34LTIJG34EROIGJELSGI34JOIYJ54OIJ4GTW4EG

get this kid a freaking medal!

We got ourselves a series boys. See you tomorrow.

leftwing - October 19, 2009 reply

JEFF MATHIS... THE GREAT REDEMPTION

JOE BUCK SOUNDS PISSED

WHAT AN IDIOT

is he crying like a stood up prom date?

HA! Good!

yanqui fan

Wow,,,that was a straight fastball right down the dick

Light it

The Limey - October 19, 2009 reply

McCarver and Buck sound disappointed.

Awww.

they just went limp...

They had a yanqui montage all cued up

Now it’s ruined :’(

awwww.. i'm so sad...

no group hug in the shower with the yankees?

of course he’s sad

Start Mathis tomorrow...

or we riot

AND KENDRICK!!!!

I DONT HEAR JOE AND TIMMY BOY ANYMORE!!

FCUK YEAH AND FUCK FOX!!! HERE WE COME!!!

WOWWWWWWWWWWW

Scotty G - October 19, 2009 reply

nope just a step in the right direction

HK = Panther

SoCalWine - October 19, 2009 reply

we are going back to new york guys!

mickey mother fcken morandini

Bucky Fckn Dent
Buddy Bastard Biancalana

Aaron fucking Boone?

UK Halo - October 19, 2009 reply

love the emotion from mathis... good for him

glad to see him come through...

retribution

let’s go

Was hoping they'd keep the camera on Rivera

i bet he swung and missed on all high five attempts

Look they can't get away from this fast enough fuck fox!! Where is all of our post game interviews!!!

Mother fuckers!

It's HOUSE, you heartless bastard

UK Halo - October 19, 2009 reply

Not over here on the BEST COAST!!

Lol I want more Angel celebration!!

they want people to forget this

but we shall not forget

um.. on the MLB network

hey, have they cut to Seinfeld yet?

Lol

lets go kazmir, we are getting the wi tommorrow, and tying this shit up!

Caseys Kiss of Death - October 19, 2009 reply

What's our win probability right now?

anyone?

i say 45%

for series...

too high.....maybe 30%

100% for today's game. But, after what we just went through, somebody should check my math.

Stirrups - October 19, 2009 reply

10000000%

One Bazillion percents

NOW

they suck soth’s dick for not pinch running mathis. DOUCHE BAGS!

dr-awkward - October 19, 2009 reply

Soth knows more than they do and more than we do.

In Scioscia we trust.

THANK YOU!

^

Scioscialist

RallyWookie - October 19, 2009 reply

sabathia won't repeat on us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ

"... does this prove that you can go toe-to-toe with the Yankees?"

what the fuck was that question? if I was Mathis, he would have received a different answer than he did.

Red - October 19, 2009 reply

"Apparently not to you guys, if one bases their response on your lack of objectivity."

Stirrups - October 19, 2009 reply

Yeahhh

wooohooo

UN

FUCKING
BELIEVABLE

Mathis is so getting laid!

foxpaw - October 19, 2009 reply

Maybe we should say

Mathis, King of the Gaps.

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I get to go to the game tomorrow.

NOT "Just another Halo victory"

THIS WAS SPECIAL — A TURNING POINT AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL — GETTYSBURG, STALINGRAD & MIDWAY ALL ROLLED INTO ONE!

Quad Fin Rider - October 19, 2009 reply

Agree

LazorkoRules - October 19, 2009 reply

go check out the meltdown at pinstripe alley

beautiful

Haha hilarious

Everybody wants Joe G. fired lol beautiful bunch of women.

I will eat my crow now

Thank you jeffrey mathis

now let's go watch the Doyers lose

Red - October 19, 2009 reply

f the kings, i want more HALO CELEBRATION!