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yipee ay yay mini surloin burgers ftw!
Almost 1000 messags in the previous thread....
Was getting a little slow
alright, we have new game now
Glad we got the run...

But Vlad should have been taking a strike there. He should have been instructed to take a strike. That was a surefire walk…Good break on the wild pitch.

I was just going to say the same thing. The wild pitch would have been irrelevant, because he should have walked anyway.

Morales should be up with the bases loaded.

coulda shoulda woulda.

W6G … I still believe.

get this done for #34!
jeter throws like a girl!
surprised rev didn't check in
on his phone?
he made thread one and pre game thread
he's probably cheering right now
way out west
I'll give it to glad

as old as he is and as bad as his knees are he sure does go for it

the trash bag co.?
haha

glad=Vlad

I wish Vlad was'nt old.

At least we have it tied up and seem to be figuring out whoever the MFY is that’s pitching.

I Would Love to have seen Vlad running full speed with his head down

and steam roll Tex

like they did to napster (or mathis) yesterday
ARod hardly steamrolled Mathis...

it was a girly hit.

Mathis

but Napoli’s radio ad for whatever italian food he’s advertising is G D hilarious.

La Villa brats
Should Figgins have scored???

Vlad was tagged, not forced, so if Figgy crossed the plate before the tag, shouldn’t his run have counted?

i think you have to get at least past first
Thanks, lousy MLB rules.

My bad, you are correct…shit.

AJ at 90 pitches
Tie game>down by two.

Angels can pull this off. :)

Let's shut em down Hokey Joe!!
And to quote myself,

before the inning started
"Angels score two"
Thank you, thank you

echo echo echo….

8,9,1 big inning to shut em down
time to old them Joe
c'mon Joe - hold them
Lets go, Colonel.
We need a shutdown inning by Saunders.
need to hold them down

to keep the mo’ on our side

Hokie Joe can't be happy his VT boys lost in football

Let’s just hope that makes him angry..

USC!
almost blew a big lead
it's Notre Dame

not horseshoes or hand grenades.

Let's Go Joe!

How fat an envelope is the first base umpire getting for this game?

Get the DP Joe.
worried about joe sitting on the beach for almost half and hour
nice

this game is tied!

why the fuck is melky tearing the angels a new one

melky..seriously

. So much for a 1-2-3 inning.
GIDP?

We can HOPE, damnit

GBDP can get it done...
if we hold em here

i feel a huge next half-inning

OT: balloon boy daddy to be charged per CNN

media ho

what a messed up story...
Idiot...he was on wife swap lol
kid said he was doing it for tv
what about mom..it takes two to tango
Thank you Nancy Grace
Good. Scammer.
GOOD.

attention whore gets whats coming to him

Quentin Flew Out to Center
like it's the kid's fault?

whoops, I so totally read that wrong.

I find it funny that the kid will probably be known as balloon boy for the rest of his life though. I’m still amazed how fast that story went national and how long it took for the authorities to figure out he was never inside.

Jose Molina thinks he is still on the Angels
as long as he helps us win, OK!!
Mike Butcher looks like Rudolph.
I want a homerun from the man that sells Italian sausages next inning.
What about the man that sells Cuban Cigars?
sosh?

no wait he just eats them

that's it!

I was DYING in my car yesterday with that ad.

“these are the best Italian sausages I’ve ever had” — Mike Napoli on AM830

What made it worse is ...

“and I’ve had quite a few!” Yikes.

do not walk molina
how about a hit?
Come on, Colonel.

lets keep the momentum on our side, its just jose!

And momentum lost..

hhaa yea, i just lost all the good feeling from the top of the inning

Ughhh

no bueno.

r u kidding me joe? after that great inning u are doing this to us?!

Triple play time.
That's how you lose games...

give up hits two the 8 and 9 batters.

game's far from over.
aybar gets hits
Ok when your 8,9 batters are Melky and Jose Molina lol
not the best pitch selection
OF FUCKING COURSE.
we're doomed if melky and molina get hits
wow molina is lightning fast
he wasn't that fast when he was an Angel :(
he was a bunt single machine, IIRC
he's always hit in the clutch..

don’t misunderstand I like the Molinas

he was no Bengie

he wasn’t fast per se, but he could move on the basepaths when he had to.

I think he’s gotta be 15-20 lbs lighter now which certainly helps.

I wasn't joking.

Jose could lay down a surprise drop bunt and snag first. He had the element of surprise.

well i was being sarcastic but ok
Was that a Teletubby in the Skanks dugout?
Get a grip Saunders!

Let’s get out of this jam!

jeter will get the bunt

and fox will masturbate over his unselfishness

now would be a good time for the

DP

time for a popup followed by a DP
WOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
now, that helps

wow way to take ur time

way to get the DP Colonel
why thank you

Mr. Jeter

WOO

Men separated from the boys there!!

WOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
not outta it yet though. but HUGE
Phew nice play JOE!
WOOO!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE PLAY!
Double play!

BIG double play!

should have went 1-5-3

but not complaining

NICE!!!! One more...
for once jeter helps the angels
if we get out of this w/no runs it turns the series around
Gotta finish the job now
DP!!!!!!!!!!

Please shut the fuck up Joe Buck.

we got that call too

nice

he was out

throw made it in time

I dunno, he looked safe.

either way, good for the Angels.

c'mon Joe - one more
that's an arm jeter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santana

WHy is he on the roster? if we do not want to use him ? Who is warming up in the pen? It should be Santana

We'd need him in case a starter got hurt

If Saunders pulled a hamstring in the first inning or something, we’d NEED Santana on the roster.

hey joe buck

thats what you call a make up call

OMG show the replay and slow it down rewind it freeze it all for JEter

douchebags

please get out of this with no damage

Unbelievable, a break finally goes our way.
Yes, Buck, please mention how ONE CALL goes in favor of the Angels.

you hack.

Sorry, sorry.

Any chance he could have got Melky and Jomo instead
Taught to go to second so...i'd say right call.
Wind up?

Watch out for the steal of home

nice

ump helps

it's about damn time a call goes our way in this series
Lets go, Saunders.
Colonel - FINISH HIM
C'mon Saundo...

one more strike!

1 more strike, catch him looking!

lol ill take swinging too!

Didn't miss by much...

C’mon Hokie Joe, get us through 5.

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Jesus,

you must be some type of ahead.

OWNED!
It's the hair.

Damon hasn’t been the same since he cut the long hair

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LAREDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow!

got out of that unscathed. Awesome.

Niiiiiiccccceeeee
COLONEL

STFD Hippie

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
alright

now let’s get some more offense going

I like the passion exhibited by Col. Saunders! Let's score this man a run!
way to go saundo

lets go halos whooo!!!

k3yerout = damon
The Colonel is dealing!
Now we need some Kowbell
Let's start the Gosh Damn Laser SHOW!!!!!!!!
You mean the "MAZER" show
I used to go see the LA Lazer's
Those lights in that stadium of the mother fucking yankees look terribly bright.
That shut the crowd
OT: Has any one seen paranormal activity??
Yeah. A call went our way in Yankee Stadium
Yup - that was pretty fucking weird
You mean like Mathis getting a hit?
Like Figgy getting a hit?

still waiting

Yeah I haven't seen that one either.
TAKE THE LEAD!!
i would like an order of one kmo ding dong please
would you like that with one on or three on ?
ANGELS >>>> DEMONS

and Damons.

why is brewing a beer to 34 degrees a good thing?
if it's a lager, it's a good thing
but coors isnt a good thing..

and this is coming from somebody who thinks beer snobs are morons.

well thank you

everyone is so full of compliments today

...

i was refering to myself as somebody who thinks beer snobs are morons.

Yeah, you just called anyone who likes good beer

a moron.

and I've been accused of being a beer snob

I don’t like cheap crap beer. I like beers that taste like beer. Therefore, I proudly belong in the beer snob moron club

+1

American Macrobrews suck.

There. I said it.

theres a difference between liking a beer that you stumble across at bevmo

and giving the stink eye to Joe Schmo for drinking a bud light….which in fact, is my beer of choice right now. delicious!

I'm from Colorado, and don't even like Coors..

although I will drink it…

same here

except lately, because of a deal (spend 10$ for cancer research and get 50 cent beers. and no money coming in) rather be drinking sam adams and blue moon

mmmmmm

love blue moon

Blue Moon is tasty..

the best is brewed at the Sandlot at Coors Field.

BLATZ for. the. win.!!!!!
Because the number 34 makes everything awesome?
that would be room temp

at the game tonight

Just for that, Coors,

I’m going to go drink a Sam Adams.

BE MORE FUNNY.

Boycott Boston.

;)

I'm consulting Jose Cuervo and Trader Joe's Pomegranate Limeade right now...

After that inning, I need a drink.

I don't drink

but have one for me.

that sounds GOOD
It is a bitchen margarita mix substitute... seriously.
is it commercial?

my MLB just froze

Morales up to bat.
thanks...it just perked up

I hate their unilateral views

Broadcasting now, 1-1 to Morales.
Johnny Damon, forever a red sox.
No, he did the metaphorical equivalent of burning down his old house

when he cut the Jesus hair

Here comes the hotstepper
LET'S GO HALOS!

Needs more kowbell.

In my flashforward

I saw the Angels blowing this game open…..

LOL - I'll take it
lol, thats a great show
great f'ing show
It is a great show

but just watch, it’ll turn into Lost and be a series of farking mysteries that never get answered

hahah im my flashforward i saw the angels celebrating in chavez ravine

You mean next April 29th?
This is the inning
Teix out of the game?

Wuuuuuh?

Yeah, wha' hoppen?

He decide to defect or what?

his wife told him to sit down.
Let's not wish ill will upon him, that's not nice...

oh fuck it, lets do

Haha when Vlad was safe we didn;t go Damn freeze cam!!
Noooooo Kendry Nooooo!
Jeter was no more out than Vlad was...

quitcherbitchin’

Dirty Pitch by AJ!

wow

K-Mo: K's :(
that pitch wasn't anywhere close
OMGZZZZ HE'S SAFE

load up the excuse cannon

Gotta swing the bat, chump.
Freeze cam

Don’t forget Vlad’s call douchebag

Where’s Artie Lange to screw with this Tard?

must have run(s) this inning angels
That's not a strike...lol just sayin
foxtrax mysteriously doesn't show location
outside to KMo...

BS

A run or two by the Halos would be nice right about now
Joe

God Joe Buck, just loves New York

hes a cards fan actually
I've turn the TV and I'm listening to Terry and Rory on gameday audio, both games

are a 3 hour plus narrative about the Yanks and i’m tired of it

He does his show from New York. He has to announce favorably for them, or fear possible pillaging from the audience.
Juan's back foot bailed badly

that ball should have gone over the fence

Funny, but even on his HR's he is off-balance.

agreed, but it looks worse when he pops up

everything is beautiful when Halo batters are hitting home runs...

been a while since I’ve seen one. Torii in Game 1?

i wonder what gary matthews jr is doing right about now
counting to ten million.
Smashing his head against the wall

saying he could do waht Juan is doing…

Good old Mace-errrr
Anybody down to sit Rivera??
Im down with that. Figgins , too.
Put your fucking tongue back in your mouth, Swisher
Mazer Tag is up
And let's go Mazer izturis
C'mon Gazoooo
Well when he was a young man

He never thought he’d see
People linin’ up
To see the BOY KING

lets go mighty mouse, pull it to left

Maicer HR Call

I am making a Rex Hudler style call here…

I agree

he’ll hit it out of the park…………………straight back

Aybar and Mighty mouse getting some props...
Cano...necessary?

Everyone else seems to be doing okay without hiding their entire head.

He's a ninja

advertising for the Ninja Assassin movie

Doesn't make enough money on the Yankee payroll, huh?

:)

I'd wear a ski mask if someone paid me to

But nobody ever offers :(

haha, that's a shame.

you could just become a masked robber and make money that way, all while wearing a ski mask. Win-win.

no he's a black taco
Dominican Taco?

Makes more sense anyway

Taco Bell had a really annoying ad during the ALDS that promoted their "black taco..."
I guess he didn't get the memo

that you look like a pussy wearing one of those

Mazer looks very strange in his...almost E.T. like
i thought he was the kid...
Get on base maicy
Yurg. Sokay though.
Maicer ground out to pitcher..

trying to counter the over optimistic predictions to soothe the mojo gods.

looks like my balancing act was a bit too late.
That inning was pretty uninspiring.
dang that sucked

well boys tis game certainly could be going worse

by the way these guys were calling the top-6th

you’d think the Yanks were up 8-2.

wow, that was a wasted inning
Is Saundo done or is he going 1 more?
Sando still in. 84 pitches
whereever we go

we get a lousy Buck…..first Martinez and now Joe

(drinks shot)
hahaha!

I hope your not driving!

remember last thread ...

I am headed straight for alcohol poisoning…

I'll take Joe over Martinez any day
scary time

angels hitters look like they do not want to be in ny

I don't smoke...

quit telling me what I do, Television voice!

anybody read

the SI article on Mariano?

I shouldn’t have, because I like him a lot better now…pretty humble guy

Great guy... and confident guy

how could you not love him. Jeter and him are the heart of that team.

yeah

but somehow I still hat Jeter….no matter what I hear about him

LEt's go HALOS!!!!!
Tex and Rachel Maddow

Are never seen together….

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
did read an article from the sporting news that said

moreno said he wants to stay as long as scoc is manager, aka he doesn’t want to be manager for that long

couldn't find it online
yes

but it was the point that would he resign Mike to a contract and he was making the point that he wants Mike here forever

damn

almost a sick play there

:|

fantastic scoop, awful throw..

Shitty throw Figgins

figggy, common throw it to the base

Is this the first time they hit to 3rd today?
TEX your a douche don't clap you ass pirate!
Damn it. Error should be on Morales.

what are usmoking, whats he supposed to do when the ball is 5 ft off the bag

plasticman could have gotten it!

;)

Figgins had more time to make that throw
Figgy, I'm trying to still believe in you

I really am…

Being invisible is one thing...

but making things worse is utterly lame…

C'mon...play some baseball Figgins

shit

Why is that an error on Figgin and not Morales?
* Figgins
threw it wide, morales could have handled it, but if it was a good throw there wouldnt be an issue.
Wild throw...

baseball is weird.

cause he threw it
bad throw

it’s pretty obvious

But Morales had it and miffed the tag
Totally Figgins

no doubt…shitty throw

throwing error, well wide...

Kendry did more than most.

That's a play Tex would've saved for us.
it was a crappy throw
That's the ARoid I know and love
Mistake?

Hardly a mistake… tough ball to get to, off balanced throw, and Morales makes a great play… not a mistake! Fools

Alright.

NOW the DP.

fucking joe fuck

was dismayed he didn’t hit a hr

Got one out
Arod back to the old Arod
DP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice turn by kowbell there
Old-ass dude
Way to Be Saundo!
Great DP ladies

nice

COLONEL and the boys

DP

dp

great job Saunders!!!

GBDP Joe!!! FUck yeah!!!
holy shit

that was awesome!

my reaction

exactly

over / under on # of replays:

0.5

But was it neat?
dunno

what do your beer goggles say?

man, aybar and kmo that was sweet

We MUST get runs nowwwwwwwwwwww
"must kill the queen."
Leave her alone

and that’s Queen with a capital Q

Action Aybar Baby
Momentum Shift: ANGELS

LET’S CAPITALIZE

I'm less happy than I was an hour ago

You guys are tough team

Prepare for therapy, friend-o.
I'm a psychologist already

I should be able to handle a potential loss emotionally…

after a fifth of whisky

Yeah we are def. not the twins

no offense to the twins.

not this series man
None taken

Their salary is 3X ours

Yes this is true...

what happens when Mauer leaves?? lol j/king I hope you guys resign him.

Difference between Mauer and Hunter is

Mauer wants to stay in MN. St Paul native.

Ahh that's good for you guys...hope you keep em

im becoming a secondary twins fan.

yay!

Twins and Angels are both teams that play with a lot of heart. Gotta respect that.

For sure! Love Gardenhire too just like Soth.
You guys couldn't even get Quinlan to stay.
That's more like it
Good karma after good karma . Feeling very goog now .
you sir are a fucktard.
you sir are an assahole .
get back to that dump nocal
???

Why?

goes back to stuff he was saying last series and yesterday.......

watching him now be all up and positive is a joke.

If you say so.
Wtf r u talking about
Wow, who pissed in your beer glass?
time to kick some Yankee ass!
Just tell me you're wearing more than a Halos' cap
what's wrong with that...

i don’t have an angels hoodie

You guys have this fellow confused with the "spcglobal" user...
It's time for the Angels to take the lead
Now I *have* to watch Fox news at 10

To see what’s up with the Pythons.

Apparently they were only pining for the fjords

where are you from?

i’m from wilmington, de

thought he was trying to say

pythons were phightens

long snakes roaming Compton

what is that Simpsons’ episode about snake clubbing day?

Saundo continues to deal...
man, that was a thing of beauty
Joe Saunders >>>>>>>>>>>>>John Lackey

no.. D of game 2 >>>>>> D of game 1

Saunders doesnt get rattled by bad things that happen during the game.

true, lackey was a little bitch yesterday

Joe has been much cooler headed than Lackey was last night and both have had to deal with errors in the game.
this is TRUE.

saundo has been pitching CY YOUNG caliber since getting off the DL.

The HeadCase is still pitching for the Yanks
anyone know how many pitches saundo has thrown?
Side Salad

do something cool

napoli

he’s been pretty silent………

Napoli has no long sleeves on. He is a man! Or just stupid - you decide.
one in the same?

I kid, I kid.

is the ball wet or something
Hey it's the computer!!!!
At least Napoli hit a ball.
errrr, Naps

just missed that one again, that sounded good off the bat though

In the summer that's a double off the wall
here comes Ken Rosenthal

for that awesome insight

wow - I'm shocked - he likes Aybar
that blew me away too!
not until Friday

did I realize he’s quite a douchebag. before, I respected the guy. heard him on AM830 w/ Lodge, every question and answer was scripted (I swear the dude was reading, with awful delivery at that) and he was patting himself on the back for article about the McCourts half the time.

it’s the Angels station… day of ALCS game 1. McCourts? WHO. THE F. CARES. then I saw him on Fox babbling about nothing in particular and could only scoff at the douche.

somebody correct me if I’m totally off base. but I have lost all respect, which maybe was undeserved anyway but oh well.

we need a cheap home run to right field
Let's do it Admiral!
Ken Rosenthal is fucking worthless.
glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

he’s normally hard to listen to, but worst on-field reporter ever?

ladies and gentlemen

extended conversation about the angels

oops, it's over...

it was nice while it lasted..

That's NOT what she said.
what, was she in bed with Buck?
two balls one strike
rally red margarita in hand

let’s get some RUNSSSSSSS

aybar

is damn good looking………who would have thought he would have exceeded his brother

He looks like Richard Ramirez.
the serial killer

that’s a tough burden….unless you look like Bundy

The "Walk-in Killer"
The Night Stalker. Don't you know your serial killers?
I stopped eating cereal at age 12.
More like Charlie.
Ramirez is way uglier
Aybar has those crazy eyes.
I guess

I wish he’d gotten killed on the street when he was captured. He terrorized our neighborhood

Uhhhh,

I can honestly say…none of that EVER crossed my mind

seriously f'ing movement on that fastball
good eye 3-2
just baserunners..

burnett went wild with just one guy on

that's pretty bad

when you start to get referred to as “struggling Chone Figgins”

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that the break we needed
NICE clapclapclapclap
nice error by the future hall of famer Cano (not)
Hehehehe

costly errors

NOW WHO'S GOT BAD DEFENSE!
duhrrrrrr

captialize NOW!

nice work cano

he looks like Tinky Winky

-1 for knowing the name?? lol just playing
MISTAKE

Can’t give those Angels extra outs!

I'm not complainin'.
another cold ass latino blowing it in the infield hhahaha (im latino i can say that!)
Error on Cano...DOH
HELL YEAH

about time skanks make some erros

E4 babyyyyyy

knew I could rely on you Cano!

Pitching change
turn figgy around

maybe that’ll help him

Lol didn't help yesterday, but todays a new day!
then maybe facing somebody

that throws less than 95 will help….I hope

Yes all we can do is hope!
Steve Howe coming in to pitch
time to snort some coke

or pepsi, haha

I picked

the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

I don't like Coke ...

I like Pepsi

The Ghost of Chone FRIGGINS
Phil Coke comes in to pitch in park that sells pepsi ahahahaha
but everyone is snorting it up their nose
Hit the road jack

And don’t you come back no more

damnit

got the song in my head

Soon the whole world will have it in their heads

And then my I will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

I’ll show them ALL!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice try stupid MFY pitcher what ever your name is.
MFY?
mother f'ing yankees
mother fucking yankees
mother fucking yankee
haha, alright.

thanks.

im feelin a Figgins double!!!
well he started to get hot...

with a HBP

I feel a GROUND OUT TO THE CATCHER
Figgins

the best I can hope for is he gets the runner over……….c’mon, prove me wrong Figgy!

figgins needs to lock it up
see ya Phsyco Path!
we need some luck!!

now, Id like figgins to take a couple of pitches and let, Ayber have a chance to swipe second. But, I think Mike may hit and run. If anything, last couple of innings, gotta keep the ball out of the air. Wonder how man times we flied out?

The only one not is Vlad, wh ois hitting some weak balls to the ss, come on vlad, finish strong.

c'mon FIGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
runners on for Tori

I think if Tori, has a runner in scoring position, he will deliver, I think he is possessed this series.

But Buck, you said this was the best you've ever seen AJ?
Aybar was not fooled you jackass!

It’s called a jab step! Stick with football!

c'mon FIGGY!

make us believe!

at least figgy remembered how to walk
way to go figgy whoooo!!
I like how they put up the zone graphic

for a Yankee low strike. but not when a Saunders strike to Teixeira is called a ball…

figgins suck

figgins suck

MAthis

Wasnt that Napolis spot? O yea he pulled him, where is Kendrick? He cant pinch hit? Have Wilson who can catch

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