HH member Hittheg sent me an email with not only a great suggestion, but an entire script for a comic. I added a the "Bring out your dead" part, but the majority was written by Hittheg.
I am especially fond of the “bring out yer dead” routine. When I was on Interferon for a year and some days was sick as a dog, I did that routine a lot when mr opiejeanne got home from work. It made us both laugh.
I really just needed a sign that read “I aten’t dead”, ala Granny Weatherwax. .
but now I know what it’s like to be a mother.
I feel as through I’ve created life.
WIHALOFAN has given me far too much credit. I agonized for weeks on how I could use the “turned me into a newt” part but could come up with nothing. He did it while reading my E-mail. He was also much more kind and fair than I (or that agent) by omitting references to the relationship between the Teix and his wife. Also, adding the Red Sox into the mix made the title work. As much as I hate to admit it, “Wholly Fail” is no way to describe the Teix’s stats, but it rhymes with holy grail, dammit.
Thank you very much WIHALOFAN, you’ve made my night/morning.
Love it!
AlanFalcon - October 15, 2009
haha
epic
Brian S (brianguy) - October 15, 2009
I love this.
I am especially fond of the “bring out yer dead” routine. When I was on Interferon for a year and some days was sick as a dog, I did that routine a lot when mr opiejeanne got home from work. It made us both laugh.
I really just needed a sign that read “I aten’t dead”, ala Granny Weatherwax. .
opiejeanne - October 15, 2009
YES, epic--Love the "Turned me into a Red Sox fan--I got better" bit!
Clutch - October 15, 2009
Yep. Me too.
opiejeanne and I seem to go back and forth with the “Turned me into a newt” bit, so I particularly liked that part!
red floyd - October 15, 2009
Nice, I hadn't noticed that!
Clutch - October 15, 2009
Yeah, we had this thing... uh... (shifty eyes) ... nothing to see here.
opiejeanne - October 15, 2009
It was here:
http://www.halosheaven.com/2009/8/17/992872/vladimir-and-his-two-home-runs#19862802
opiejeanne - October 15, 2009
Ha, nice.
Clutch - October 15, 2009
rofl
A Teix, A Teix
Epic Dean - October 15, 2009
Build a bridge out of him!
Brew Angel - October 15, 2009
Save the Black Knight scene
for after we thrash the Yankees.
“Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.”
Match Day 5 - October 15, 2009
Good shit as usual.
quick question have you ever did a comic with a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas theme?
SenorChuckles - October 16, 2009
I'm a father of three
but now I know what it’s like to be a mother.
I feel as through I’ve created life.
WIHALOFAN has given me far too much credit. I agonized for weeks on how I could use the “turned me into a newt” part but could come up with nothing. He did it while reading my E-mail. He was also much more kind and fair than I (or that agent) by omitting references to the relationship between the Teix and his wife. Also, adding the Red Sox into the mix made the title work. As much as I hate to admit it, “Wholly Fail” is no way to describe the Teix’s stats, but it rhymes with holy grail, dammit.
Thank you very much WIHALOFAN, you’ve made my night/morning.
hittheg - October 16, 2009
win.
ot: personally, though, i didn’t care much for that movie.
retrohalo - October 16, 2009
Blasphemer!
opiejeanne - October 16, 2009
He's a witch! Burn him!
red floyd - October 16, 2009
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